I walked around the campsite without any awkwardness. I wanted to find a chance to ask the class leader out for a chat, but I couldn't find an opportunity.
Xiao Qin couldn't help but complain when she saw that I wasn't covering her while eating seafood and kept glancing at the class leader: "Ye Lin classmate has so much free time!"
Xiong YaoYue wasn't squeezing lemon juice at the moment, she was eating a roasted kidney with her head lowered. After hearing Xiao Qin's words, she suddenly raised her head and asked in surprise: "Salty? You licked him? "
"̄ 3 ̄ Yeah!" Xiao Qin followed up on Xiong YaoYue's misunderstanding and continued with a smile, "The perverted Ye Lin classmate likes it when people lick him. He always forces me, so I had no choice but to agree. I've licked here and there … "
She became shy as she spoke and pulled down her straw hat to cover her red cheeks.
Shy my ass! You're probably hiding under your straw hat and laughing! Don't spread any strange rumors about me! When did I force you to lick my body! Where the hell is' here 'and' there '!
"Damn, Ye Lin is seriously perverted." Xiong YaoYue commented, "Good thing he's not my boyfriend."
After a while, she said: "But when I was watching an AV in an internet cafe …"
As an underage girl, you're watching someone else's AV in an internet cafe. You don't have the right to call someone a pervert!
"No matter if it's a Japanese AV or a European AV, there's always a scene where the girl is licking the guy, it's really infuriating!"
Don't watch it if you're infuriated! If a girl were to openly watch an AV in an internet cafe, all the men in the internet cafe would lose their cool and turn their heads to look at her.
"Ye Lin must have learned it from those videos, Xiao Qin, you can't spoil him too much …"
She put down the food in her hand and patted Xiao Qin's shoulder with her other hand.
"Next time Ye Lin forces you to lick, then bite him on purpose!"
She said while revealing her canine teeth, it made me tremble with fear.
I don't know what will happen if I get bitten by Xiao Qin, but if I get bitten by Xiong YaoYue, I'm sure I'll be cut off!
"But, that way …" Xiao Qin held her face with one hand and made a worried and scared expression, "Then Ye Lin classmate will slap me!"
"How dare he!" Xiong YaoYue jumped up from the picnic mat with righteous indignation, and her half-eaten kidney fell to the grass. "With his looks, it's already good enough that a girl is willing to be with him! How dare you resort to domestic violence? "
Then he grabbed Xiao Qin's shoulders and said with incomparable sincerity, "If that bastard dares to bully you again, come and tell your sister Winnie, I won't forgive him even if we're brothers."
He even turned around to find my position and gave me a fierce glare.
"Sister Winnie, thank you so much …" Xiao Qin continued to lie while wiping away the tears in her eyes, "You don't know, but Ye Lin classmate is too much. Yesterday, when you guys were discussing the outing in the class chat group, I was forced to kneel under his table and …"
What nonsense! How could such a thing happen? Also, how did you know what we said in the QQ group yesterday afternoon? Sure enough, you're the real Lurking Peeping Demon. You've been staring at everyone (especially my profile picture), smiling foolishly while drooling!
"I understand." Xiong YaoYue raged, "He must be watching Japanese AV films. That bastard! Does he think his junk tastes so good?! "
"It doesn't taste good at all. It's so salty. " Xiao Qin wished for the world to be in chaos, so she made up a lie while feeling wronged, "Ye Lin classmate would always say, 'Come and eat my big brother's popsicle …'"
Who said that! That's what you've heard on the internet when you're "self-studying"! Also, the word 'big brother' has an extra impact on me! Whether it's my real sister or my adopted sister, there's no way I would feed them a popsicle! There are clearly other cool drinks in the fridge!
"Pfft!" Xiong YaoYue spat on the ground, "If it wasn't for you, I would've cut off his lower body and fed it to the dogs."
Feed it to Obama? Don't feed the class leader's (fake) battle pet with strange things! Maybe the class leader would recognize it as a part of my body.
"Hmph!" The class leader looked at the ugly object with disdain.
"Ah! My kidney fell off. " Xiong YaoYue, who only just realized it, quickly picked it up, blew off the dust, and put it in her mouth to continue eating.
After one bite, she seemed to be enlightened and asked Xiao Qin with a smile: "Can you eat chili?"
"It's okay. Although I can't eat the Indian ghost peppers my mom brought back, I can still eat more spicy food than Ye Lin classmate …"
"It's good that you can eat spicy food." Xiong YaoYue lowered her voice and whispered to Xiao Qin, "Next time, if Ye Lin forces you, you should …"
Xiao Qin giggled as she listened.
Why are you laughing! Don't think I don't know what kind of rotten idea Xiong YaoYue came up with! I won't fall for it! I would always check in advance and make you rinse your mouth if there's anything strange!
No, if I think about it carefully, I've never done it once! Even if I did, it would be the only time in my dreams!
Also, it wasn't the real me, it was the Ai Lin who was raised by Ai ShuQiao! He would definitely commit adultery with Ai Mi and then impregnate all the female students in 28 Middle. He's an inhumane, deranged guy!
Ai ShuQiao's current goal is to raise me into that kind of person. She thought it was more interesting that way, so she didn't immediately kill me!
At this time, the class leader noticed that Xu LiJun, who came over to ask for skewers, smelled of alcohol, so she sternly asked him if he secretly drank alcohol.
"No … I didn't drink Yanjing beer!" Xu LiJun was frightened by the class leader's Justice Devil qi and even told her the brand and type.
The class leader's loyal dogs immediately took action and found empty beer cans in Xu LiJun's backpack. Xu LiJun could only admit his mistake and beg the class leader not to tell his parents.
As for Teacher Yu, who was just a few feet away, he was savoring the taste of the tofu skin. At the same time, he was looking at the mountain in the distance. His mind was wandering. Even if his students set fire to the mountain, they would only realize it when the fire reached their buttocks.
Xu LiJun begged and begged. In the end, the class leader let him go and ordered him to pick up the trash to make up for his mistake, so Xu LiJun could only agree.
That was close, luckily I threw the empty beer cans near Eunuch Cao's poop, so no one would go near that pile of poop, right?
Also, why isn't Eunuch Cao back yet? Did he really meet a snake and get bitten to death on his own poop?
When Xiong YaoYue saw Xu LiJun was caught, she quickly looked at Xiao Qin's face and asked: "How is it? Do I smell alcohol in my mouth? "
"Yes, there is! It's heavy! "
"That's not good! I have to think of a way! " Xiong YaoYue saw the lemon juice she squeezed on the picnic mat and had an idea. She immediately poured it into her mouth and rinsed her mouth.
It's all Xiong YaoYue's fault for giving Xiao Qin the idea to eat peppers. Why do I always think that way when I see girls rinsing their mouth?
Lemon juice is so sour, I'm afraid even I can't handle it. Not to mention Xiong YaoYue's two pairs of canines in her mouth … cutting open wounds and then pouring lemon juice in, that's torture!
Wait, what am I thinking, when did I have ill intentions towards Xiong YaoYue? If this goes on, I'll really become Ai Lin.
Seeing Xu LiJun sigh as he picked up the trash in the camp, I suddenly thought of a way to be alone with the class leader.
Thus I confidently walked in front of the class leader and gestured behind me with my left thumb.
"Class leader, I know someone is still secretly drinking beer, do you want to come with me to catch him?"
"Who?" The class leader, who was already in a bad mood, immediately became stern.
I plan on selling Eunuch Cao.
I'll bring the class leader back to the bushes and point out the empty beer cans I threw nearby. Then I'll frame Eunuch Cao and say it was Eunuch Cao who drank it.
Anyway, Eunuch Cao wouldn't dare to expose my lies. Also, he hid in the bushes and secretly took pictures of a girl's butt, so he deserved it.
Moreover, we can also take a look to see if Eunuch Cao was bitten to death by a poisonous snake. If he died, as master and disciple, we can also collect his corpse or something.
I also took a pack of tissues from the public drinks area. If Eunuch Cao insisted on not using leaves to wipe his butt, I could give it to him.
But don't think that I care about my disciple! I'm doing this because of his father, Director Cao. As for Director Cao, it's because of my father.
With me leading the way and the class leader holding Obama's hand, we quickly returned to the creek.
"Why is it here again …" The class leader subconsciously covered her nose.
"Eunuch Cao! Cao JingShen! Traitorous disciple! Are you dead? "I shouted, but there was no reply.
Based on his memory, he pushed aside the bushes and looked inside, but he didn't see any trace of Eunuch Cao. Even his feces were gone.
Even if Eunuch Cao was swallowed by the python, the python wouldn't be interested in his poop, right? A python that would even eat poop was definitely sick.
After careful observation, I saw traces of fallen leaves on the ground. It seems like Eunuch Cao not only used leaves to wipe his butt, but he also carefully buried his own poop like a small animal, afraid of being discovered by a large predator.
No matter what his motive was, this action is worthy of praise. After he cleaned it up, even the stench in the air became very faint. I can't even smell it if I have a bit of rhinitis.
On the other hand, the class leader, whose five senses were especially sharp, never removed her right hand from her nose.
It seems like it's not always a good thing to have sharp senses.
Obama rushed into the bushes as if he wanted to go "treasure". The class leader was well aware and tightly held onto the dog leash.
"Who's drinking beer? Tell me! " The class leader couldn't help but become impatient when she saw that there was no one here and there were no beer cans on the ground.
Seriously, even the beer cans were taken by Eunuch Cao. I really don't know when he became so environmentally friendly.
Or … was the beer cans buried under the poop? Then I can't continue searching no matter what, I'll just let it be buried in the river of history …
"There's nothing here. Why did you trick me to come here? I'm leaving! "
The class leader had an expression as if she was fooled and turned to leave.
"Wait!" In a panic, I reached out and grabbed the class leader's smooth arm. I grabbed it tightly because I was afraid she would run away.
The class leader's body trembled, she turned around in shock and looked back at me.
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