"Master, you're here to peek too!"
Someone said sneakily behind me.
I glanced out of the corner of my eye, who else could it be but Eunuch Cao?
Eunuch Cao was hiding behind me with a miniature camera in his hand. The lens was pointed outside the bushes with a wretched expression as if he was up to no good.
"You're courting death!" I tried to lower my voice and scolded, "What do you think you'll get by facing the stream? Do you think the girls will bathe in the open? "
I felt it was a bit ridiculous after I said it. The class leader was against outdoor swimming, let alone bathing in the open. The class leader must have a screw loose if she agreed to do that.
"Ah, as expected of the master, you're actually planning to bathe together with all the girls in the class. This disciple can't even catch up, I admire you!"
Who wants to bathe together with all the girls in the class! Do you think China has an imperial system and I'm the emperor or the crown prince!
There was no hope for the crown prince. Although my dad had been given the title of "General" by the president of the HHH Enthusiasts Association, and the president had recently said that he had gotten rid of an "eternal traitor" by his side. Who knows, maybe my dad would be able to take up a position by his side one day …
That's only a general at best! What's there to show off about being the son of a general! I should rely on myself and work hard to become the emperor of China!
When I run for the position of Emperor, everyone must vote for me! In order to repay everyone, I will issue a law after I'm elected and all beauties of a suitable age must wear maid or bunny outfits!
While I was letting my imagination run wild, Eunuch Cao continued to confess:
"This disciple hid here because I noticed girls would occasionally expose their waists when they squatted by the river to wash their hands … Confucius said: the world cannot compare to a beauty's waist. That's why this disciple waited here and faithfully recorded beautiful moments for master's eyes … "
The Confucius you're talking about is the Confucius played by Chow Yun-fat! Also, I don't have dragon eyes, I have wolf eyes. Even according to the Chinese zodiac, I have snake eyes, the class leader has dragon eyes!
"Master, if you're not interested in waists, this disciple has other things. For example, some girls wore low-waisted pants and when they squatted down, I captured a bit of butt cleavage …"
Whose butt cleavage did you capture! Xiong YaoYue's! She was squatting down and drinking beer!
I wanted to grab Eunuch Cao's camera, but I was afraid of making too much noise.
The class leader and Gong CaiCai did not notice my conversation with Eunuch Cao because of the noise and the sound of the stream.
"Cai Cai, you don't have to say anymore."
The class leader saw Gong CaiCai was trembling in fear and struggling to tell Winnie and Ye Lin's secrets. She felt she was pitiful and cute, so she patted Gong CaiCai's head and comforted her.
In front of the tall Shu Sha, the short Gong CaiCai looked like a primary school student who had lost her house key.
"Don't be afraid, I'm here, I won't let them bully you. I think they're just trying to scare you, they're not that bad …"
We weren't that bad in the first place! What Gong CaiCai really wanted to say wasn't that Xiong YaoYue and I did something wrong to you, but that Xiong YaoYue hid it for us and didn't tell you!
It's because Gong CaiCai saw me kissing the class leader? She saw me kissing Xiao Qin in the back (Gong CaiCai is a peeping tom!). So she always thought I was in a relationship with the class leader, then I cheated on Xiao Qin!
In Gong CaiCai's conservative mind, although she doesn't think that 'kissing' means' having a child ', the innocent sequence of' kissing → marriage → having a child 'is deeply ingrained in her!
If Gong CaiCai was accidentally kissed by a boy, she would definitely think that she won't be able to get married!
So at the same time, she also thinks that I caused the class leader to not be able to get married! How serious is it! It was extremely tragic!
Of course, Gong CaiCai probably thought that Xiao Qin wouldn't be able to get married after seeing me kiss Xiao Qin. But no matter what, the class leader came first and she has always been taking care of me …
"Xiao Qin classmate always bullies me, so it serves me right that I can't get married …"
That was the voice I gave to Gong CaiCai. Gong CaiCai has a pure and kind personality, so she shouldn't be this black-bellied.
Although Gong CaiCai's thoughts were ridiculously wrong in every aspect.
But the pure heart of a girl who wouldn't let the class leader be kept in the dark even if she was cut into pieces was a bit touching.
"It's fine." The class leader continued to stroke Gong CaiCai's hair. Her posture was no different than when she stroked a kitten or a puppy. Obama let out a cry of jealousy and Gong CaiCai almost fell.
"That time you saw me in the classroom with Ye Lin …" The class leader blushed as she recalled our lips touching, "It was an accident, it doesn't mean anything. It doesn't matter if Ye Lin likes Xiong YaoYue or someone else, it has nothing to do with me …"
She suddenly stopped talking. She tightened her grip on Obama's leash and forced herself to calm down before continuing: "It has nothing to do with me …"
Even though she tried her best to suppress her emotions, she didn't call Xiong YaoYue 'Winnie' or 'Xiao Xiong'. Instead, she called him by his full name. This is something she would only do when she was angry at Xiong YaoYue.
"It has nothing to do with me! How is it unrelated! "
Gong CaiCai was stimulated by the class leader's sadistic expression and she suddenly gathered her courage and shouted: "— — You can't get married because of Ye Lin!!"
The class leader paused: "Why can't I get married?"
"Because, because you …" Gong CaiCai pointed to her mouth in a flurry, "Because he kissed me here!"
"That actually happened?" Eunuch Cao's ears perked up and his nostrils blew hot air, "Master, you're so fast. You took the class leader's first kiss as easily as taking something out of your pocket. Your skills are almost on par with our sect's founder, Eunuch Chen Guanxi. Please teach your disciple a few moves …"
I ignored Eunuch Cao and let him ramble on. On the other hand, the class leader didn't know whether to laugh or cry when she heard Gong CaiCai's words. She felt like Gong CaiCai was making a mountain out of a molehill with such a serious expression and intense tone.
But when she thought about it carefully, she remembered that I used to hug her as a pillow for a night, and that I used to spank her butt as Shu Zhe. She slowly moved her gaze away from Gong CaiCai and said with a self-deprecating smile, "Maybe, I really can't get married …"
"That's right! That's why Ye Lin classmate has to take responsibility! "
Gong CaiCai clenched her fists and echoed with a sharp voice. Because of her nervousness and excitement, her majestic chest was heaving up and down.
"Take responsibility? How can I make him take responsibility? "
Although there was a lingering bitterness in her heart, Gong CaiCai's childish suggestion made the class leader want to laugh.
I'm not sure if it was because the Science of Happiness lecture was effective, but Gong CaiCai brought out all of her courage today.
"If you do it, then you have to take responsibility … Of course it's to make Ye Lin classmate marry you! If he doesn't want to marry you, then he's a bad guy! Even if he's a bad guy if he marries you … "
It's not that Gong CaiCai hasn't gotten rid of her prejudice against me, but Gong CaiCai probably thinks that if I marry the class leader, then I can't marry Xiao Qin. In the end, I'll cause a girl to be unable to get married, so I'm a bad guy.
It seems like Gong CaiCai really doesn't hold a grudge against Xiao Qin. She's still blaming herself for not being able to have the best of both worlds. I really let her down by dubbing my voice earlier.
"That kind of thing … I never looked forward to it …"
The class leader held Obama's hand and walked a few steps along the stream. As her steps got bigger and bigger (Gong CaiCai almost couldn't keep up), her voice also became more and more agitated.
It was as if she discovered an inconceivable whirlpool of emotions appeared in the depths of her soul. This whirlpool was devouring her confidence, courage, and principles, so the class leader became angry for no reason.
"How is he better than others? His eyes are fierce, his temper is bad, even my brother is better than him! "
"Although … he will help me wash the dishes after eating, which is better than Xiao Zhe, and he won't bully animals behind my back like Xiao Zhe …"
"But that's not a big deal! Anyone can do that! "
Hey, hey, hey, class leader, your logic is so messed up that you're already saying he's not a person! Although I don't think he's wronged by what you said …
"He's clearly not stupid, but he's not willing to study properly. It's better to let him participate in a physics competition and get some extra points for his high school entrance exams!"
"I don't care! I don't care anymore! Why should I worry about whether he has a good future or not? It's not like I can benefit from it! He said he likes to move bricks at construction sites, so let him do it! "
"Woof!" Obama was very happy when he heard I was going to move bricks.
Happy my ass! You imperialist lackey! Even if I really had to move bricks, I would borrow you from Ai Mi and let you pull a brick cart to lose weight!
"Class leader, class leader! Walk slower, I can't keep up! "
Gong CaiCai called out from behind while panting.
The class leader finally stopped and composed herself. She combed her hair behind her ears with the fingers of her left hand to sort out her chaotic emotions.
Finally, she let out a long breath and her tone became stern, as if she had turned into a female police officer in uniform.
"Now is not the time to be confused, now is not the time to hesitate — — I have more important things to do in the future!"
She even used self-hypnosis.
"Also … who would like that kind of person? Even if he kneels down and begs me, I … "
She bit her lips.
"… I won't marry him either!"
Then she forcefully kicked a pebble under her feet, as if it was my hateful head.
The pebble hit the surface of the water and bounced three times before sinking to the bottom, creating ripples on the surface of the stream.
There were ripples in my heart as well.
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