"Pa pa pa"
"Pa pa pa pa"
"Pa pa pa pa pa"
Xiong YaoYue and I were happily exercising at the top of the mountain.
We were spraying our youth and sweat. Our bodies collided intensely, our cheeks were flushed and we were gasping for breath.
And it was all in front of all the students.
Umm — — if anyone thinks the wrong way, go stand in the hallway! We're just hitting mosquitoes!
It's tiring to chase mosquitoes in the summer! The collision of our bodies is the collision of our own hands!
Xiong YaoYue thought there were too few mosquitoes, so after she killed the mosquito on Xiao Qin's head, she purposely kicked the bushes and attracted a lot of mosquitoes!
Also, the mosquitoes' attention was focused on three targets: Xiao Qin, the class leader, and Gong CaiCai (especially Gong CaiCai). They fiercely pounced towards them!
Xiao Qin used her straw hat as a shield and hid behind the class leader. The class leader remained relatively calm, but Gong CaiCai squatted on the ground while holding her head and muttering 'I'm sorry mom and dad raised me'!
So how could I not take action as the safety committee member? Of course, I had to work hard to kill mosquitoes with Xiong YaoYue!
Conservatively speaking, there were at least 40-50 mosquitoes that died under my and Xiong YaoYue's hands.
Xiong YaoYue was in high spirits and attacked everywhere as if she wanted to exterminate their species. Then she bumped into a bespectacled middle-aged man wearing a white shirt who was walking up the mountain.
"Ouch, be careful!" The other party covered his crooked glasses and said.
Turns out it was the special education school's principal with glasses.
"I was afraid you guys weren't familiar with the facilities on Cuisong Mountain, so I climbed up to see if I could help …"
As he said that, he vigilantly observed the various fire sources we set up. It was clear he was worried we would start a fire.
But the class leader was very aware of fire control. When she set up the barbecue grill, she tried to keep it away from flammable objects. She also filled a plastic basin with water and placed it nearby in case of emergencies.
The principal looked around and didn't find any fire hazards. In order to eliminate the awkwardness, he looked at me and Xiong YaoYue who rushed in front of him at the same time and said:
"Um … your couple's shirts are quite suitable."
Why do you have to mention my sore spot! You're Zhuang Ni's disciple! I just explained to the class leader that I have no special relationship with her.
Don't tell me you think that Xiong YaoYue and I are compatible, like a 'sporty' couple? Put your glasses on properly! We're not wearing matching outfits, we're wearing class 2-3's uniform.
Right when I wanted to deny it, Xiong YaoYue waved her hands and said: "No, no, Uncle, you're mistaken. There really is someone with him, but it's someone else."
Although I am very grateful that she took the initiative to explain, but can't she lower her volume a little? Why did it sound like a loudspeaker when he only needed the volume of a normal conversation? The class leader and the others are standing nearby, they can hear every word you say.
Xiong YaoYue said "Ye Lin's lover is someone else" while looking in Xiao Qin's direction with a tacit smile.
At this moment, Xiao Qin was standing behind the class leader in order to avoid the mosquitoes. From the class leader's perspective, it seemed like Xiong YaoYue was referring to the class leader.
Half of the class leader's face flushed red. She flipped Loud Mouth's skewers on the barbeque rack to suppress the fluctuations in her heart.
"Can you still eat?" The class leader asked Loud Mouth.
"Pretty much." Loud Mouth rubbed her stomach, "I feel like I still have a bit of fighting strength left, I can't lose to Winnie."
"You won't lose." The class leader said as if she had another meaning. She stood straighter than before and even had a bit of a proud expression.
After that, her gaze towards me and Xiong YaoYue no longer had a trace of hidden bitterness. She treated our bickering as the bickering between me and other bad male friends.
Although the class leader misunderstood again, it seems like it wasn't bad in the end …
After the special education school's principal walked around the top of the mountain, he praised our fire prevention work and revealed the true purpose of his trip.
"Teacher Yu, you're really good at leading a team."
He found teacher Yu who was eating tofu skin behind a rock and gave him a thumbs up.
"It's the first time I've seen a camp with such good fire prevention work. Not to mention middle school students, even university students rarely organize things this well. "
"You flatter me." Teacher Yu said while swallowing the tofu skin, "My students are very independent, it's all their own work."
That's the truth. If you explained further that everything was arranged by the class leader, Shu Sha, and you didn't do anything yourself, then you'd be even more honest.
The principal thought teacher Yu was being modest, so he praised from the bottom of his heart with reverence towards a senior educator:
"It's all thanks to you that we can teach such good students."
Teacher Yu's heart was filled with happiness as he patted the principal's shoulder (The special education school's principal is very young, he looks like teacher Yu's junior).
"As long as you put yourself in someone else's shoes and believe in your students, they'll definitely work harder to repay the teacher."
Don't pass on knowledge that doesn't exist to others. You were lucky to meet Shu Sha, the 'substitute class teacher', so you 'believe in her' and get rewarded. What if you believed in Eunuch Cao? Wouldn't he have to PS nude photos of all the pretty girls in 28 Middle and sell it all over the city?
Not to mention Eunuch Cao, even Shu Sha's brother, Shu Zhe, can't do it. What if you become Shu Zhe's class teacher and feel that Shu Zhe looks like a good person, and most importantly, he's Shu Sha's brother, so you let Shu Zhe be the class leader … There are a lot of scams waiting for you.
For example, organizing students to do homework for elementary school students, then taking a cut from it, or lying about expenses, embezzling money … If you hand the class over to someone like Shu Zhe, you'll be waiting for the entire class to become disunited.
The young bespectacled principal of the special education school went down the mountain in satisfaction after "learning" from Teacher Yu in a muddle-headed manner.
I sincerely hope he doesn't meet a scammer like Shu Zhe. Fortunately, although there are a lot of students in the special education school who are physically and mentally disabled, they're a hundred times better than the heartless Shu Zhe.
Even if they call themselves' carnivores', a lot of boys are already like Eunuch Cao and can't eat anymore meat skewers.
Since we saved a lot of money on the bus and entrance fees, the class leader spent all of her money on food. Even Loud Mouth burped and said she couldn't eat anymore.
Xiao Qin, who had a stomach full of seafood, laid down on the picnic mat. Her posture was similar to Zhuang Ni who refused to eat from the beginning.
"What a pity, there's clearly a big prawn roasting on the fire …"
Only Xiong YaoYue was still eating, eating like a crane among chickens.
Loud Mouth glanced at Xiong YaoYue angrily because not only does she eat more than her, she also doesn't get fat.
It's all because Xiong YaoYue exercises too much.
If you fixed Loud Mouth and Xiong YaoYue in their seats and let them focus on eating, Loud Mouth would probably win.
But when it comes to a buffet, especially in the wild, Xiong YaoYue would eat while digesting, and it would be an endless cycle.
I suddenly thought, no matter who marries this tomboy, it would cost a lot of money just to 'eat'!
The best way is to tie Xiong YaoYue to the back of the dining table, so she can't make any small movements while eating and consume excess energy.
But if a guest saw this, they would definitely think Xiong YaoYue was abused by her husband. They would probably call 110 or notify the women's union.
In all honesty! I guarantee her husband is only trying to save money! Otherwise, all of their living expenses would be eaten by Xiong YaoYue!
"Don't eat meat anymore." The class leader suggested, "Eat some fruits after a meal, it's also good for your health."
So we extinguished the charcoal fire, unfolded a folding chopping board on top of a plastic container and some flat rocks, and distributed the fruits to everyone.
Watermelons were very popular. After Xiong YaoYue got them, she spat out watermelon seeds to attack the beetles near Xiao Qin and she actually managed to hit one.
"Stomp it to death! Stomp it to death! "Xiao Qin hid behind Xiong YaoYue and screamed.
"Ah, class leader, so the melons were in the bag!" Loud Mouth yelled, "I thought I left them at home!"
"Then let's split them up. Ye Lin, you cut the melons, be careful!"
I just made an agreement with the class leader to 'become a useful person to society', so I should first become a 'useful person to the class'.
So I put down the half-eaten watermelon, walked behind the chopping board the class leader prepared, and picked up the cleaver Loud Mouth handed over.
From the corner of my eye, I saw Xiao Qin steal the watermelon I didn't finish.
"First, don't cut your hand." The class leader pointed a finger at me, "Second, don't let Winnie come close."
Then as if she was afraid I would misunderstand, she added: "I mean, don't let Winnie come close to the cleaver in your hand."
Of course I understand! I think Xiong YaoYue has been playing a mobile game called 'Five Tigers Breaking the Gate'. If she goes crazy and wants to demonstrate it to everyone, wouldn't it be dangerous?
Are you worried that I'll think you're still jealous because you don't let Winnie come close?
In any case, the class leader went to busy herself with other things. Xu LiJun is a troublemaker. When he was eating fish, he got a thorn in his throat and Niu ShiLi was trying to get him to solve the problem by making him jealous.
So the class leader, are you heading over there to make the best use of everything and lend them the vinegar you saved?
The class leader's worries were right, Xiong YaoYue really did have ambitions for the cleaver in my hand. She came over to me with one in each hand and two melons in her arms.
Not only did she come over, she also called the other girls over to give her melons and threatened to lift their skirts if they didn't give her melons.
Are you trying to win in the chaos to divert my attention?
How can I let you have your way! If you steal (steal) my cleaver, where would I put my face as a safety committee member? I have to protect this cleaver that can only be bought with an ID like I protect the Dragon Saber!
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