"Damn, you pervert!"
Xiong YaoYue was the first one who couldn't hold it in any longer and slapped me!
The resounding sound of bodies colliding with each other charged into the sky and reverberated endlessly in the valley.
Ah, Ai Mi, did you hear that? This might be my brother's last voice in this world …
However, I was tall and burly, so I was worried about the knife hanging on the barbecue rack behind me. I only swayed a bit, but it didn't seem like I suffered any serious injuries.
"You're pretty good at taking hits!" Xiong YaoYue wasn't satisfied, "Then take another whirlwind kick!"
Damn, it really is a whirlwind kick! She spun her body and leaped into the air. Her wheat colored thighs under her hot pants kicked at my face with her Li Ning sneakers. She must have learned it from Street Fighter 4!
I felt like it would be hard to appease myself if I didn't take a hit, so I used the corner of my eye to look at where the knife was hanging to avoid falling in that direction. Then, I used the Yin Yang Sanshou technique to deflect most of the force. Then, I pretended to be injured and half-knelt on the ground while holding my face.
I always felt like it was another type of Yin Yang Sanshou scamming technique. After I learned it from gramps, I became more and more shameless like him.
However, if it was Xiao Qin who attacked, I definitely wouldn't have the luxury to act like I was heavily injured while dispersing the force of the attack.
In the end, it's because Xiong YaoYue is an athlete and not a martial artist. The whirlwind kick she learned from video games may look cool, but it's not lethal enough.
I covered my face and half-knelt. Before I could think of a way to explain my beastly behavior, Gong CaiCai, who was still sitting on the ground crying, attracted everyone's attention.
"CaiCai, don't cry!" A boy with small eyes patted his chest and righteously said, "Don't worry about not being able to get married, I'll marry you!"
This guy seemed to be one of Eunuch Cao's accomplices in the production of "School Red Line Area: 28 Middle Edition."
"F * ck off!" Another boy sent him flying with a kick. He turned around and said to Gong CaiCai with a smile: "Don't listen to him, if you're going to marry someone, marry me! My family has a mountain of luxury cars, which is a good match for you … "
"Stupid Cub, what kind of luxury car is yours? Aren't they all tricycles? "an insensible person interrupted.
"F * ck off!" Dumb Cui liked to say this, "My family sells tricycles, don't you agree? When I was young, I used to go to Disneyland every year for my birthday … "
Eunuch Cao complained in a low voice from a safe distance, "It's not Hong Kong's Disney, it's Dongshan City's knockoff Disney, the kind where Mickey Mouse sits in a Gundam robot and acts as the driver …"
Dumb Cub was furious and rushed out of the crowd to chase after Eunuch Cao. Eunuch Cao shouted, "Master, save me!" and stumbled into the bushes.
You want me to save your life? I don't even know who will save my life!
Other than the boys who raised their hands to marry Gong CaiCai, there were also the girls who despised me and treated me as the 'enemy of all women'.
"I was wondering why he was so kind as to cut the melon for everyone to eat. Turns out he was just trying to take advantage of the situation!"
"Yeah. Fortunately, I was careful. Otherwise, he would have taken advantage of me!"
Stop dreaming! The girl who spoke, your breasts are on the same level as Xiao Qin, how am I supposed to mistake it for a melon!
Loud Mouth can't stand on my side after doing such an unsightly thing.
"Ye Lin, you've gone too far this time! Did you stop bullying Xiao Qin and started bullying Gong CaiCai? Are you someone who will die if you don't bully others! "
I bit my lips and painfully explained: "I … I thought Gong CaiCai was hugging two melons …"
Loud Mouth rolled her eyes in anger: "Then I was hugging two watermelons! You pervert! "
Not to mention, Loud Mouth's entire body is fat. In terms of pure volume, she does surpass Gong CaiCai's huge breasts …
"Well said, pervert!" Someone shouted from the back of the crowd. It seems to be Sun Yu who has always been dissatisfied with me.
After being incited by Sun Yu and looking at Gong CaiCai's pitiful crying appearance, regardless of whether it was a boy or a girl, they all accused me of talking nonsense, being licentious and shameless. I should be chopped in half and fed to the dogs.
"Woof!" Obama, who was chained to the tree, barked happily.
What the hell are you happy about! You're happy as long as it's fed to you! They say a loyal dog saves its master … You're my sister's dog, so I'm also half your master! You're not saving me, but you're taking joy in my misfortune!
"Cut off his hand!" I'm not sure who shouted out their opinion of how to deal with me.
"That's right, that's how you should deal with a pervert! Who told him to touch something he shouldn't have! I never even touched it! "
"Cut off his hand!" "Cut off his hand!" "Cut off his hand!"
Damn, they're all shouting their slogans, are you guys trying to start a second Cultural Revolution?
Niu ShiLi stood at the back of the crowd and did not shout along with everyone else, but he also could not speak up for me. He could only look at me and shake his head as if he was saying:
"Why do you have to be a pervert out of everything?"
The mountaintop barbecue instantly turned into a mountaintop public trial.
The class leader finally arrived. She stepped out of the crowd and looked at me with a questioning and pitiful gaze. I was sitting cross-legged on the grass and was too embarrassed to stand up.
"Ye Lin, what's going on?"
The class leader was focused on cutting her watermelon and did not see the scene of me grabbing Gong CaiCai's breasts.
Teacher Yu should have been responsible for presiding over the trial for this kind of vicious incident, but when Sun Yu eagerly went over to call him, he actually said:
"My students have the ability to make their own decisions. I believe in them, so let them resolve it themselves!"
You clearly pushed it to the class leader! Once bitten, twice shy. You're afraid that I won't accept the verdict and will press you to the ground to give you a good beating! You're afraid that I won't accept the verdict!
Thus the class leader naturally became the chief judge. She asked the students who were shouting "Cut off your hand" to quiet down, then she stood up straight and asked me:
"Ye Lin, why did you molest CaiCai?"
Gong CaiCai was supported by Loud Mouth and moved to a boulder to sit as a witness.
I don't know where Xiong YaoYue, who gave me a whirlwind kick, went.
Hey, you're an even more important witness! If it wasn't for you, I wouldn't have made a huge mistake by having the girls bring melons over! Where did you go!
"I … I really didn't do it on purpose!" I pounded my thighs in remorse, "Winnie brought me a melon in each hand twice. I might have had a slight heat stroke, so I thought Gong CaiCai also brought two melons …"
Everyone's gaze focused on Gong CaiCai's chest. Gong CaiCai curled up and covered her chest with her hands as if she wanted to find a hole to hide in.
Don't cover the evidence! Let the jury see it clearly! Those two protruding balls really do have an indescribable blood relationship with the melons!
"Let's take his temperature!" The class leader said as she signaled Little Smart with her eyes. Little Smart took out a non-contact thermometer from her medical kit and walked towards me.
"It's easier to chop off his hands." Little Smart was a bit dissatisfied with the class leader's unnecessary action of checking if I had a heat stroke.
The weather was hot to begin with. I first did strenuous exercise like swatting mosquitoes, then I did something embarrassing like publicly assaulting someone's chest, so my face was burning up. That's why the thermometer's result was 38.1 degrees, which is considered a serious heat stroke.
The class leader looked at the thermometer, bit her lips, and did not immediately give a conclusion.
"The thermometer is broken! Chop off his hands! "Someone in the crowd continued to shout revolutionary slogans.
"CaiCai, what do you think we should do with Ye Lin?" The class leader returned the thermometer to Little Smart and asked Gong CaiCai.
"Use a red-hot iron rod to stab his butt until he dies from the pain."
Zhuang Ni appeared behind Gong CaiCai at some point and answered in her place.
Most of the boys tightened their buttocks when they heard this horrible suggestion, but I don't know about the girls.
"Zhuang Ni, this has nothing to do with you." The class leader gestured for Zhuang Ni to leave the witness stand, "I'm asking for Cai Cai's opinion."
Zhuang Ni brushed up her bangs that were covering her right eye and said disapprovingly: "Class leader, you're already siding with Ye Lin by asking for Cai Cai's opinion."
The class leader frowned, "How am I siding with Ye Lin?"
"Hmph, who doesn't know Cai Cai has a weak desire for revenge. You could lock her up, starve her for ten days, then give her a glass of water, and she would still thank you."
Zhuang Ni considered herself to be the prosecution's lawyer and dragged the presiding judge Shu Sha down to the position of the defense lawyer.
"That's why the self-proclaimed impartial class leader asked Cai Cai how to deal with Ye Lin because you wanted him to escape punishment."
"No, no." The class leader immediately denied it, but her tone was not firm enough.
Furthermore, I've looked at the medicine box at Little Smart's feet many times. Is it because I'm worried about the value of the thermometer? Or is it because I, who has moderate heat stroke, what I need the most isn't to be judged but to take some medicine?
"Does it feel good?" Zhuang Ni suddenly asked me.
What do you mean? Are you trying to incite jealousy from the boys? Also, I'm sure you know what it feels like.
Not long ago, you lied to Gong CaiCai and told her that massaging her chest could help her lose weight. You tricked her to your relative's hotel and touched her without any obstruction. You're the one who took advantage of Gong CaiCai.
"It doesn't feel good at all." I roared insincerely out of anger towards Zhuang Ni.
Gong CaiCai was frightened by my roar and her sobbing that had gradually stopped started again. She covered her face in shame as if she was saying, "I'm sorry it feels bad."
"No." I quickly corrected myself because I didn't want Gong CaiCai to get hurt, "It actually feels great and I want to touch it again …"
The class leader kicked me to the ground from behind (Hey, you're the defense lawyer!).
Then, I'm not sure if there were more boys or girls, but the students all stepped on my back and made sure I would never be able to turn over a new leaf.
I didn't resist because I deserved it. I hope Gong CaiCai feels better when she sees this …
Teacher Yu was quietly drinking oolong tea in the distance and said calmly: "As expected of my student, you have a strong ability to solve problems on your own."
Just as I was about to be stepped on for ten thousand years, Gong CaiCai used all her strength to shout in order to stop everyone:
"Please, please stop kicking Ye Lin classmate. You'll beat him to death. "
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