"Hurry up and go." Zhuang Ni walked over from under the tree and said without looking at me, "I'll explain to the class leader where you guys went and make sure no one will disturb you."
So she really did form a wartime alliance with Xiao Qin! Although she was' kind 'enough to remind everyone to be careful of the perverted Xiong YaoYue, I still feel even more worried if I leave my back to you!
"Okay! Then I'll have to trouble you! " Xiao Qin solemnly said to Zhuang Ni.
"Wait!" I glanced at Zhuang Ni with distrust, "What are you going to say this time? I can't believe you said I went to get a room with Shen ShaoYi … you made me a bisexual in Winnie's eyes! "
Zhuang Ni blinked her eyes: "Who's Shen ShaoYi?"
"Ah? You don't even know the school hunk of 28 Middle? Why would you say he went to get a room with me if you don't know? "
Xiao Qin was in a hurry to pull me away, so she didn't pay attention to our discussion. Since she already believes that I also like boys, even if I didn't get a room with Shen ShaoYi, I would at least get a room with Shu Zhe. That's probably what she thinks.
"Oh …" Zhuang Ni used a smile that seemed to be devoid of life, as if death itself was smiling in front of you.
"I hate men, so I won't pay attention to them no matter how good looking they are. The reason why I used Shen ShaoYi's name was because the class leader and Loud Mouth mentioned him when they visited my house."
Then you offered me a borrowed flower? Isn't your choice of flower a bit too precise? My reputation has been ruined again and again. I, I can't get married anymore! '
"The washroom is over there." Zhuang Ni weakly raised an arm and pointed in the direction of the special education school's principal, "Xiao Qin's afraid of snakes, you should go with her since you're her childhood friend."
She purposely raised her voice so everyone else could vaguely hear her.
"That's right!" Xiao Qin immediately cooperated and blushed, "I, I can't hold it in anymore!"
Zhuang Ni, stop bullshitting! Xiao Qin is afraid of snakes? She even wants to raise snakes as pets! She even wants to use snakes as props and become a super weapon for the flat-chested faction to fight back against the big-chested faction!
Damn, as soon as I said Xiao Qin had flat breasts, she hugged my arm tightly, swayed her body, and rubbed against me back and forth. This faintly discernible feeling was the most unsettling!
"Ye Lin classmate, if you don't hurry up, as the female lead, I'm going to …"
Which movie are you the female lead in? Who was the national audience! I don't believe that you're in a hurry to go to the toilet when Zhuang Ni just gave a suggestion! It must be an act! If he really couldn't bear it, he would go into the bushes!
But if you think about it carefully, back when Xiao Qin was disguised as a boy, she didn't poop like us. She always had to find a private bathroom or go home. I even spread rumors behind her back saying that the Little Tyrant's dick was very small …
In the end, it wasn't very small, but there was none at all!
On the other hand, I checked my memory and found that I wanted to go to the bathroom to pee, so I reluctantly went with Xiao Qin.
Being hugged tightly by Xiao Qin, especially being gently rubbed by her pair of gong pancakes, made me feel a lot of pressure, so I pulled my hand back and let Xiao Qin follow behind me like a little tail.
"Ah! Xiao Qin is going to be bitten! " Xiong YaoYue saw Xiao Qin and I walking down the mountain and wanted to stop them, but Zhuang Ni went over to deal with them.
After walking along a dirt road covered in weeds for five minutes, we found a brick toilet with the help of an old signpost.
Gong CaiCai came out of the women's toilet with red eyes accompanied by Loud Mouth. She was startled when she saw me.
She subconsciously covered her chest, but she didn't forget to greet me: "Ye, Ye Lin classmate, what a coincidence!"
"Hurry up!" Loud Mouth urged Gong CaiCai, "Ye Lin is in heat, if you dawdle, he might get addicted to touching you!"
She even glared at me when we brushed past each other and said:
"Hmph, I discussed it with the class leader and we don't think we can let you off so easily! You have thick skin, so it's not a big deal to kick you! How can you take advantage of Cai Cai when she's so honest! "
Looking at Gong CaiCai who looked like she was about to cry again, I lowered my head in embarrassment and apologized: "It's all my fault, Cai Cai …"
"Is that something you can call Cai Cai!" Loud Mouth crossed her arms and didn't want me to get closer.
"Umm, Gong CaiCai classmate, I know there's no point in apologizing, but if you need any help in the future, just tell me! As long as it's within my capabilities, I'll definitely help you! "
Gong CaiCai was stunned, but Xiao Qin interrupted: "It's not possible for Ye Lin classmate to marry you!"
"Stop joking! Who wants to marry him! "Loud Mouth pouted," Ye Lin is only qualified to be a hired thug or a porter! Oh right, Cai Cai, when are you moving, you can let Ye Lin work for free! "
"Let, let a male classmate help us move, mom and dad will interrogate me …" Gong CaiCai said with a sobbing tone.
"Then let him beat someone up! Didn't you say someone stuffed a love letter under your door and harassed you? Let Ye Lin beat him up! Let him know that the Ms. Perfect in our class isn't that easy to pursue! "
"Beating, beating people up isn't good …" Gong CaiCai didn't agree with Loud Mouth's suggestion, "Also, don't call me Ms. Perfect, I'm ashamed every time I hear it …"
"Tsk, what's there to be ashamed of!" Loud Mouth disagreed, "There was a brat from another class who called me Little Fatty, but I wasn't ashamed at all. I even pressed him to the ground and gave him a beating!"
Thus Loud Mouth giggled and escorted Gong CaiCai to the campsite at the top of the mountain.
"I'm going to pee, you can do as you please!" I said to Xiao Qin before entering the men's washroom. Xiao Qin seemed to be thinking about life and nodded blankly.
What was rare was that although there were cracks on the bricks, the sanitary conditions of this public washroom were pretty good, as if someone cleaned it regularly.
Don't tell me it's the special education school's principal who personally cleaned it in his free time! He came up the mountain today to see if there were any potential fire hazards, did he clean the washroom along the way!
There's no need to be so humble! When other principals are getting rooms with elementary school students, you're here cleaning the washroom!
For a moment, I felt that any language paled in comparison. I could only try to aim a bit more when I pee and not add any unnecessary work to the principal.
"Master!" Someone suddenly called me from behind. My hand trembled and I almost missed the shot. Fortunately, I had strong willpower.
After I sped up, I turned around and saw Eunuch Cao squatting not far behind me.
"Didn't you just take a dump in the bushes? Why are you here again? "I wondered.
"Master." Eunuch Cao raised a recording pen in his hand and showed it to me, "I originally wanted to secretly take some shots of girls going to the washroom, but it turns out that this washroom is very unreasonable. The men's washroom and the women's washroom are separated by a large wall …"
"Nonsense! It would be unreasonable if there wasn't a wall! "
"Master, you're right. Later on, I thought it wouldn't be considered returning empty-handed if I recorded some sounds of girls going to the washroom, but …"
"But this wall is thick and soundproof. My thousand dollar Sony recording pen can't capture any sounds …"
I really want to kick Eunuch Cao into the latrine! If it wasn't for the fact that your recording pen is so expensive, I would have destroyed it too!
Fortunately, the washroom's construction quality was good, so Eunuch Cao didn't succeed. The special education school's construction quality must be even better.
I made up my mind, if there was an earthquake in Dong Shan city, I definitely wouldn't stay in 28 Middle's dormitory. If I have the chance, I will definitely come to the special education school to seek refuge.
"Master, there's something else …" Eunuch Cao begged me. "I've been squatting here for more than ten minutes and I haven't made any progress with the recording. My legs are numb, do you have paper?"
Is it 'the feeling comes as soon as I take off my pants' again! Eunuch Cao, is your stomach full of shit! You brought a recording device but you didn't bring paper, is this how you go to the washroom! Also, don't take off your pants if you don't want to go to the washroom!
I angrily threw the packet of paper I got from the top of the hill at him. Eunuch Cao thanked me profusely and said he would definitely take a video of girls bathing to repay me.
After chatting with Eunuch Cao for a while, Xiao Qin was already waiting for me when I came out.
It seems she used clean water to wash her face. Not only does this washroom have running water, the water quality is also better than 28 Middle's.
I suddenly remembered when Xiao Qin pulled me away from the campsite, she said she wanted to do some 'embarrassing things' with me.
I became inexplicably nervous. A man and a woman alone in the wilderness. Auntie Ren is filming in film city. Could it be that Xiao Qin remembered the plot of a H manga and wanted to do it with me in the wild?
"Namo Amitabha … Namo Amitabha … Namo Amitabha …"
I need to calm down! If I was led by the nose by lust, then I would really become the pervert that Xiong YaoYue mentioned!
Also, didn't I promise the class leader to be a useful person to society? At least I have to be a useful person to the class, right?
In the end, I just inhumanely molested Gong CaiCai, and now I have to do it with Xiao Qin in the wild … How would I be useful to the class! Would I be a professional toy with female classmates!
In any case, I was still brought far away from the road by Xiao Qin to a quiet and desolate place.
After passing through the dense vegetation, a bare cliff appeared in front of me. I, who have a fear of heights, shuddered when I saw the forest below.
"So there really is a place like this …" Xiao Qin revealed a smile, "This way I can express my love to Ye Lin classmate …"
Wait! What's with the cliff! Although the cliff is only 10 square meters and it's not particularly dangerous, it's still a cliff! There's a danger of falling! How can we do it in a place like this!
Um, don't misunderstand, I'm looking forward to it. I just feel like Xiao Qin's actions don't make sense. How is she going to express her love by bringing me here?
Could it be … She heard that I not only like girls but also boys, so she decided to commit suicide by jumping off a cliff with me?
Don't! There are thousands of ways to die, but I don't want to die by falling! I have a fear of heights! I can't even stand straight anymore! Let me go, let me go!
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