"Take it off."
After the students gradually dispersed, the class leader stood behind me and said.
"Huh?" I didn't react for a moment.
The class leader used a very formal tone as a class leader.
"Your uniform … it's so dirty now. Take it off, I'll wash it for you by the stream."
"It should be able to dry quickly since it's still sunny, right? You're wearing such a dirty uniform, it's affecting everyone's mental state … "
In the end, are you going to help me wash my clothes? Why do you have to come up with so many high-sounding reasons!
At this time, Xiong YaoYue scratched the band-aid on her face and put her other hand in the pocket of her shorts. She walked over with a more masculine gait.
As if the class leader wanted to avoid arousing suspicion, she didn't mention washing my clothes. She immediately turned around and told Loud Mouth to cut the watermelon evenly.
"Where did you go just now!" I yelled at Xiong YaoYue, "If it wasn't for you, I wouldn't have touched Gong CaiCai's breasts and got kicked by everyone! Not only did you slap me, you also gave me a whirlwind kick … "
"I hit you for Xiao Qin!" After the class leader left, Xiong YaoYue said to me, "On the other hand, if my boyfriend touched Gong CaiCai's breasts, I would definitely hit him like this!"
Hmph, you clearly touched Gong CaiCai's breasts! Give yourself ten whirlwind kicks first!
Looking at Xiao Qin who was talking to Zhuang Ni under a pine tree in the distance, I wondered:
"Logically speaking, Xiao Qin shouldn't sit and watch me get punished, why did she only appear so late?"
"Don't mention it!" Xiong YaoYue slapped her thighs, "I was going to find Xiao Qin first and hope she would personally beat you up …"
How many times has she beaten me up in the past! Although it wasn't wrong for me to get beaten up this time …
"But Xiao Qin ate too much. I said you were acting indecently towards Gong CaiCai while trying to pull Xiao Qin up from the picnic mat. She actually had a chest ache because of me! It must have been because of you! "
It must have something to do with your barbaric construction! Don't suddenly pull Xiao Qin up when she was digesting her food!
"Xiao Qin was in terrible pain and wanted to save you. I thought you deserved it, so I didn't let Xiao Qin go."
Xiong YaoYue's Strength has 5 palaces, so it's not impossible for her to subdue Xiao Qin. (Xiao Qin's normal Strength is 7 palaces, but her abdominal pain will definitely decrease).
"After she got a little better, she broke free from me and went to find you. You were right, Xiao Qin is only occasionally weak and sickly, but her body is actually quite sturdy!"
Xiong YaoYue, your language was taught by a PE teacher, right? What kind of situation is "occasionally" weak and sickly? Sure enough, Xiao Qin and Zhuang Ni are the same, [Sick and Weak] is only an active skill.
But Xiao Qin was indeed weak when she had menstrual cramps, that wasn't a lie.
I looked at Xiao Qin and Zhuang Ni under the pine tree, and their expressions became more and more strange.
Xiao Qin's originally dark face gradually broke into a smile, and Zhuang Ni also became more and more relaxed.
What was going on? Just a moment ago, they seemed to be very hostile toward each other. How did it become like they were having a heart-to-heart talk?
I'm not sure what they discussed, but Xiao Qin walked back to us with a bright face.
"So Zhuang Ni classmate is a good person!"
I almost dropped my jaw when I opened my mouth.
If Zhuang Ni is a good person, then I'm Lei Feng!
"Here." Xiao Qin raised the voodoo doll for me to see, "Zhuang Ni was kind enough to give this to me. She said it has Ye Lin classmate's hair inside, so if I hugged it to sleep every night, it would improve my relationship with Ye Lin classmate!"
"(* ^ _ _ ^ *) Hehe … this doll is actually pretty cute!"
How is it cute! Although it looks a bit like the LOL hero 'Mummy', I don't think its ferocious teeth are cute! How am I going to save your twisted sense of beauty!
"Really!" Xiong YaoYue interrupted, "It looks a bit like Ye Lin!"
"Nonsense! How does it look like me! This voodoo doll's eyes are triangular! "
"Ye Lin classmate has a point." Xiao Qin nodded in agreement, "It does look a bit different, Ye Lin classmate's eyes should be parallelogram …"
That's enough! You're bad at math, but you can use metaphors without any hesitation! Go find a geometric figure to be your boyfriend!
"Um …" Xiao Qin looked at Xiong YaoYue with a bit of difficulty, "I have some private things to say to Ye Lin classmate. Sis Winnie, can you step aside for a bit?"
Xiong YaoYue's birthday is May 5th, a typical Taurus with a greedy personality. This day is also Marx's birthday anniversary and Japanese Boys' Day. As for how Marx got together with Japanese boys, it's a mystery — — didn't Marx like maids?
In short, Xiong YaoYue's birthday is older than Xiao Qin's, so it's reasonable for Xiao Qin to call Xiong YaoYue 'sis Winnie'.
Xiong YaoYue was elated to be called sis, she patted Xiao Qin's shoulder and replied: "Okay, no problem! I'm not going to be a third wheel, you guys can talk privately! "
Luckily the other person was Xiao Qin. If it was Gong CaiCai, she would have gone straight to see Marx.
"Jie Jie Jie Jie — —" Marx laughed at the ascending Gong CaiCai, "Little girl, maid attire suits you!"
In my head, Xiong YaoYue suddenly grabbed the collar of my t-shirt and threatened me with an evil tone:
"I'll take care of you if you bully my sister Xiao Qin!"
Then she added: "Also, don't watch so many Japanese AV's and ask Xiao Qin to give you perverted services! Doesn't your family sell adult products! Use airplane cups and inflatable dolls! "
So you know my family sells adult products! Did Ai Mi or Xiao Qin tell you! It doesn't matter if you know, but it's too much to ask me to use airplane cups and inflatable dolls! It's rare for you to know what airplane cups are used for! A lot of guys don't even know!
Xiong YaoYue left after saying that and made a 'tell me if he bullies you' gesture towards Xiao Qin.
Xiao Qin did not say anything private, but continued to talk about why Zhuang Ni is a good person.
"So Zhuang Ni hates guys the most, she won't steal Ye Lin classmate from me!"
That's the most important point.
"Also, Zhuang Ni likes the class leader and has been planning to make the class leader hate guys too, then they can be together!"
"Sob sob sob ~ ~ ~" Xiao Qin pretended to wipe her tears, but I couldn't see if she was really crying since she was wearing a straw hat.
"It's so touching, this is a sadness that no one can understand! True love! It must be true love! "
"I have to fulfill their wish! I'll let the class leader step onto the path of yuri with Zhuang Ni without hesitation! "
True love my ass! You and Zhuang Ni went from fighting each other to having a nice chat. You must have formed an alliance of interests during wartime! Did she agree to help you chase me, and you agreed to help her chase the class leader? That would be beneficial to both of you!
Since you don't fit Zhuang Ni's standards of beauty, giving you to me in exchange for the class leader isn't 'throwing away a rook to save the main character', it's' throwing away a pawn to save the main character '!
"Hey, Zhuang Ni isn't a good person, you might be betrayed if you cooperate with her!" I advised Xiao Qin to be more careful.
"It's fine, it's fine." Xiao Qin replied with a chuckle, "I accidentally crushed a pine cone and Zhuang Ni seemed to admire me and decided to cooperate with me to the end!"
It's not admiration, it's fear! You purposely crushed the hard pine cone to threaten Zhuang Ni to betray you, so she wouldn't have a good ending, right?
"Hehe …" Xiao Qin tilted her head and stuck out her cat-like tongue to act cute, "Zhuang Ni said she can act as my strategist and will definitely help us get together … in return, I have to help her chase the class leader and Gong CaiCai …"
Shut up! Are you going to let Zhuang Ni start a harem! You just said she and the class leader were in true love! Did you send Gong CaiCai over to be a concubine!
Zhuang Ni, you dark yuri, why are you sneering in the shadows of the pine tree? What right do you have to start a harem? Your strength, agility, and endurance are all inferior to the class leader, so the class leader should be the one to start a harem!
But no matter who starts a harem, it seems Gong CaiCai can only be a concubine, how tragic.
Although Xiao Qin showed off her monstrous strength in front of Zhuang Ni, I don't think someone like Zhuang Ni, who isn't afraid of death, would be afraid of Xiao Qin.
In the end, the two of them are only using each other. They would betray each other without any hesitation once their common interests no longer exist.
A gust of wind blew and Xiao Qin lowered the brim of her hat to prevent it from being blown away.
"Actually, my first impression of Zhuang Ni was pretty good …"
Huh? Didn't you have a serious expression when you first met Zhuang Ni at the bus stop and you thought she was your 'old enemy'?
"Zhuang Ni has superb drawing skills like me. A mountain can't hold two tigers, a woman can't serve two husbands, so of course we're old enemies!"
Don't insult Zhuang Ni's drawing skills! If someone drew a picture of a court lady on the wall of the Forbidden City, there might be people who would plead for her on Weibo. But if you drew two potatoes on the wall of the Forbidden City, let alone the people of China, even foreigners would come and beat you up!
Also, 'a woman can't serve two husbands' isn't the same as' a mountain can't hold two tigers'! The next part of 'a mountain can't hold two tigers' is clearly 'unless it's a male and a female'!
"Other than the sense of competition between old enemies, I think Zhuang Ni and I get along pretty well. First of all, our breasts aren't that exaggerated …"
That's how it came to be!
My first impression of Zhuang Ni was pretty good. Is it because Zhuang Ni is the same as you, flat chested!
Although she's not as poor as you and is a bit bigger, she still can't catch up to the class leader and Gong CaiCai!
That's why the flat chested group formed an alliance to attack the big chested group. One wants to chase them away from the position of love rival, and the other wants to make them part of his harem!
How can I let you guys succeed! The harem clearly belongs to me … no, don't distort the sexual orientation of the class leader and Gong CaiCai! Since you two flat chested women appreciate each other, then you might as well be the lesbians!
"Ah! Ye Lin classmate's clothes were dirtied by everyone! "Xiao Qin seemed to have just noticed the footprints on my shirt," It's all the class leader's fault! Zhuang Ni should have taught the class leader a lesson! "
After a pause, she said: "Ye Lin classmate, let me wash your clothes for you? After all, I'm your girlfriend … "
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