In the end, Xiao Qin didn't reveal anything. Zhuang Ni didn't say who went out with me.
Maybe Zhuang Ni used her intelligence to brush it off? First, she gave Xiao Qin a voodoo doll for love (actually used for curses), then she suggested forming an alliance. She painted a great future for Xiao Qin, so she was distracted.
But he felt that even if Xiao Qin was fooled for a while, she would eventually remember this matter again.
So I decided to take the initiative to solve this problem.
"Xiao Qin, the rumor is that I went out with someone …"
"Oh, that thing." Xiao Qin said with a smile, "Zhuang Ni told me that her relative runs a motel. You went out with a male classmate and stayed up to watch the NBA live!"
Huh? I did do something similar with my brothers on the basketball team (some motels don't require ID), but why would Zhuang Ni cover for me?
Is it because Zhuang Ni likes the class leader and she doesn't want her reputation to be ruined by me?
A top student in 28 Middle. All-rounded in culture, PE, home economics (it's on the schedule, but it's mostly self-study), beautiful, and compassionate. If such an outstanding girl got a room with a bad boy like me, many of her admirers would vomit blood from anger!
Zuo Xiong, who has been eyeing the class leader's bicycle seat, would also come at me with a wrench! (Even though I gave the wrench to the taxi driver, Zuo Xiong can always buy another one) "So you got a room with that guy named Shen ShaoYi. You should have told me earlier if you were going to watch the NBA! You scared me! "
Xiao Qin said while covering her flat chest.
Who, who got a room with Shen ShaoYi! Zhuang Ni, even if it's to protect the class leader's reputation, don't make things up! What about my reputation!
After the matter of getting a room was over, Xiao Qin offered to wash my dirty clothes.
"My t-shirt is so dirty, I have to wash it … it must hurt after being kicked so many times by those bad students." Xiao Qin looked at my back with a pained expression.
No, with my strong back muscles as a shield, it can't even be counted as a scratch. But when you kicked me into the river, my head hit a rock at the bottom of the river and I almost died. I was fed to the fish and prawns!
You even kicked me down a hill in the shipyard many times. Do you think I'm the LOL hero 'Armored Dragon Turtle'? A man who rolled away?!
Xiao Qin shyly covered her face after I mentioned my childhood at the shipyard.
"Don't bring that up … if you're not satisfied …"
Xiao Qin turned around and stuck out her butt that was wrapped in her jeans. She looked back at me while biting her index finger and stammered:
"If you're still angry, then kick me down the mountain. I'll roll to the foot of the mountain, then you'll forgive me, right? "
When Xiong YaoYue saw Xiao Qin's inappropriate posture, she angrily gave me the middle finger — — she must have thought I forced her to do it.
Who forced Xiao Qin to stick out her butt towards me? How crazy would I have to be to rub Xiao Qin's butt after rubbing Gong CaiCai's chest in front of so many people on the top of the mountain?
Although Xiao Qin's butt in jeans seems to be more attractive to me than her breasts … but that's why it's abnormally hateful! The Little Tyrant who kicked my butt no less than a hundred times, even if I only touched her butt once, I would be classified as a pervert! Where's the justice in this world!
"You're not going to kick me?" Xiao Qin seemed a bit disappointed as she returned to her normal posture and faced me again.
"Ye Lin classmate (* ^ _ _ ^ *), does my butt look good?"
Don't ask that kind of question as if it's nothing! I'm about to have a nosebleed from heatstroke!
"Ye Lin classmate's pants are also dirty." Xiao Qin reached out and patted the dirt off my pants, "Take it off later and let me wash it for you."
"No." I shook my head, "At most I'll let you wash my shirt, I'll even give you my pants, what would I wear?"
"Then …" Xiao Qin frowned and thought for a bit, then she had an idea, "Since we're both t-shirts and jeans, I'll wear mine."
Hey, the model isn't right! Just like me and Ai Mi, the model isn't right! If I wear your clothes, wouldn't my pants explode as soon as I put an arm or half a leg in?
Uhm, I shouldn't have used Ai Mi as an analogy, now I feel like "explode as soon as I go in …" doesn't fit.
"But …" Xiao Qin still held onto my pants, "Don't you think it's romantic to let your boyfriend wear your own clothes while you wash his clothes in your underwear?"
Romantic my ass! What if you catch a cold! It's only a few days until your next menstrual cramps.
Sigh, I'm a dignified Spartan warrior, how did I fall to the point of recording a girl's menstrual cycle!
"Anyway, Ye Lin classmate, give me your belt first …" Xiao Qin said as she unbuckled my belt.
"Huh? What are you doing? "I was shocked," Are you going to take off my pants in broad daylight? "
If Xiao Qin and I were really childhood friends, then this pair of childhood friends is going to be famous today. I reckon that in a few days, we will become the "sexual harassment duo" that everyone is talking about. Even the character of our parents will be questioned.
"No, I'm not taking off my pants …" Xiao Qin's face was flushed red and she breathed out hot air, "I heard that if a boy and girl exchange belts, they can tie the other person's heart! Ye Lin classmate, please exchange belts with me! "
"Stop! Your waist is too thin and your belt is too short! It's not suitable for me! "
"Since Ye Lin classmate needs to wash his pants, you don't need a belt for now, right?" Xiao Qin's fingers weren't nimble because she was too excited and she couldn't undo the belt even after trying a few times.
"Fuck!!"
Xiong YaoYue gave me a flying kick and kicked me away from Xiao Qin.
When I stumbled, Xiong YaoYue hugged Xiao Qin's shoulders and said bitterly: "Xiao Qin, you spoil Ye Lin too much! Where is this place? What do you want to do for Ye Lin? "
"Nothing …" Xiao Qin lowered her head and said, "I just want to put Ye Lin classmate's long thing on my waist …"
Can't you speak like a human! I do think your belt is too short, so my belt is too long for you … but that's not how you put it! Xiong YaoYue's lungs were about to explode from anger!
Xiong YaoYue once again grabbed the front of my clothes (she did it once not long ago) and said to me as if she wanted to slaughter me:
"I never thought you were such a pervert! Do you think you're long? Take it out and let me see! "
Whose sister are you! The only person older than me in our class is the class leader, don't pretend to be a senior! Also, I won't let you see! If you really want to see, then pay the visitation fee!
"I thought you were gay before, but it turns out you're not only heterosexual, but you're also a perverted heterosexual! Those girls just told me that you even got a room with another woman behind Xiao Qin's back? Is your scumbag level off the charts? I'll be max level if I kill you, right? "
Right when Xiong YaoYue was desperately shaking me back and forth, Xiao Qin persuaded: "Sister Winnie, you misunderstood! Ye Lin classmate got a room with Shen ShaoYi! "
As if she was frozen, Xiong YaoYue's movements immediately stopped. She frowned as if she couldn't understand no matter what.
"Xiao Qin, who do you think Ye Lin went to get a room with?"
"Shen ShaoYi! The one from our school's basketball team! "Xiao Qin said rather happily," The one who looks a bit like Ye Lin classmate! "
How is there even a single similarity! Shen ShaoYi is 28 Middle's famous school hunk, while I'm a demon that everyone is afraid of! If I wasn't crippled by you when I was young, I might look a bit like Shen ShaoYi!
"Damn …" Xiong YaoYue clenched her teeth, pulled me a bit further away from Xiao Qin, and asked in a low voice:
"Ye Lin, you still haven't told me the truth! Do you not treat me as a brother? Why did you get a room with Shen ShaoYi? What's your relationship? "
I felt wronged: "I didn't get a room with Shen ShaoYi …"
"Then who did you get a room with? How did you let Xiao Qin down? "
I thought about it carefully, I can't tell her I got a room with the class leader, otherwise I wouldn't even be as good as Zhuang Ni.
"Um, if you think I got a room with Shen ShaoYi, then just pretend it was Shen ShaoYi!" I said without a care in the world, "Can't we go watch an NBA broadcast!"
"Don't try to lie to me!" Xiong YaoYue spat on the ground, "There are so many people on the basketball team, why did you go with Shen ShaoYi? Why did you have to be so secretive? "
"That's because …" I couldn't think of a reasonable explanation.
"Hmph, you guys got back together!"
"Huh?" I didn't react for a moment.
"Actually, Ye Lin, you still have feelings for Shen ShaoYi, right? I'm really blind! You're not f * cking gay or straight, you're f * cking bisexual!! "
"So what you said to me in the basement of Qing Zi Academy's VIP building was true! I thought you were joking! "
Xiong YaoYue said gloomily and looked at Xiao Qin, who was standing not far away, with a sympathetic gaze.
"Xiao Qin is still in the dark! She doesn't know you like men too! You're a pervert! Heartbreaker! Two-way plug … "
Who's a two-way plug! That time in the basement, because you locked Gong CaiCai in claustrophobia, you had to punish yourself. That time... I lied to you and said I was bisexual in order to save the country! Otherwise, you would've thought I was gay!
"No wonder you had so many perverted requests for Xiao Qin …" Xiong YaoYue said with a sudden realization, "So it was because Shen ShaoYi raised your taste! You must be planning when you're going to burst Xiao Qin's chrysanthemum! "
"Who wants to burst Xiao Qin's chrysanthemum!" I couldn't help but protest, "I've never burst Shen ShaoYi's chrysanthemum!"
Xiong YaoYue frowned even tighter, "Then … there's only the mouth? Ugh — — "
I'm not sure if it was because she thought of my bad behavior with Shen ShaoYi, but Xiong YaoYue started to retch.
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