"Xiao Qin, are you afraid of butterflies?"
I suddenly remembered Xiao Qin was afraid of bugs. Although she wasn't afraid of the brightly colored ladybugs, she never explicitly said she was afraid of butterflies.
"Huh? Where are the butterflies? " Xiao Qin looked around, but she couldn't find anything. Then, from my eyes, she realized that the butterfly might have landed on her straw hat.
She blinked nervously and asked: "Are butterflies beautiful?"
"Beautiful." I smiled, "Not just any kind of beautiful."
"(* ^ _ _ ^ *) Hehe … then I'm not afraid! If it was an ugly moth, I would scream! "
Moths are actually not that different from butterflies! If your attitude towards insects is so superficial, then why did you choose someone as ugly as me as your boyfriend! I'm no longer the cute shota that you bullied back then!
"Lalala ~" When Xiao Qin heard that a beautiful butterfly had landed on her straw hat, she happily hummed a tuneless tune.
To be honest, I'm a bit tone-deaf. Ai Mi said she didn't want to listen to her own records, but I think Ai Mi's songs are already heavenly compared to Xiao Qin's.
"Ye Lin classmate, did you know?" After Xiao Qin hummed for a while, she snuggled in my arms and said, "They say 'a phoenix doesn't land without treasures'. If a beautiful butterfly landed on my head, then it must be because my sincerity touched the heavens. The heavens probably think I'm a living treasure …"
Isn't that a 'living treasure'! You usually court death and do all kinds of comical things, but you're still quite proud of it!
"Unfortunately, I don't know how to play the flute …" Xiao Qin suddenly said again.
Hey, hey, hey, don't jump into my arms and say strange things! I'm only hugging you because I treat you as my sister! (Also because I have a fear of heights and wanted to find something to hold onto) If you use your words to provoke me, what if I raise a national flag below!
"What a pity, if I played the flute for Ye Lin classmate, maybe a phoenix would descend from the sky …"
Why the hell! Why would a phoenix come to watch us have a wild battle on a cliff! Do phoenixes have voyeuristic fetishes?
"Ye Lin classmate, why do you look so surprised?" Xiao Qin pouted, "Didn't you listen to teacher Zhang in language class? I remember that the story said that Duke Mu of Qin's daughter, Nongyu, was good at playing the flute, so she married Xiao Shi, who was good at playing the flute. After Nongyu learned how to play the flute from her husband, the sound of the flute attracted dragons and phoenixes, so the husband and wife rode the dragons and phoenixes and ascended! "
"He must have gone to the fairy tale world! I also want to go with you! "
That … that scared me! It turned out that he was playing a real flute! When old man Zhang told me this story, I must have been asleep. But my dad also mentioned this story, so I remembered when Xiao Qin mentioned it.
Xiao Shi and Nongyu, the immortal couple, left behind a lot of idioms for future generations, such as "Riding a dragon for a son-in-law" (Xiao Shi, as the son-in-law of Duke Mu of Qin, rode a dragon to the sky), and "Phoenix comes to the ceremony" (When Nongyu played the flute to 90% of her husband's skill, she attracted a phoenix — — I always feel like her husband is better at playing the flute than her, it's worth ridiculing).
Of course, although Nongyu and Xiao Shi were officially married, and both of them were music lovers, and they had never done anything dirty or violent, the phrase "Nongyu plays the flute" gradually took on another meaning due to the influence of Du Mu's "24 moonlit bridges, where can a beautiful woman teach her how to play the flute" …
"Um, Xiao Qin …" I said to her seriously, "Don't randomly say things like 'you want to play the flute for me' in the future!"
"Why?" Xiao Qin was puzzled, "Don't tell me you don't want to fly to the fairy tale world with me? I'll let you ride the dragon! "
What? Are you still planning on occupying the dragon's back and letting me ride the phoenix?
I glanced at the blue flash butterfly on Xiao Qin's straw hat. We talked for a long time, but it still didn't scare it away. Could it be that Xiao Qin bought her straw hat from a street stall and it had some kind of strange chemical coating on it?
"Ahem." I cleared my throat, "Girls can't casually say the word 'play the flute', do you understand? It's because China's ancient poets were too erotic and violent, so the word already has the same meaning as' blowing the trumpet '… "
Xiao Qin's face immediately turned red, she really might not have known that.
"No, no wonder there were guys laughing during old man Zhang's lecture, especially Eunuch Cao …"
Well, I can imagine Eunuch Cao laughing hysterically when he heard the word 'blow the flute'.
"I'm so stupid." Xiao Qin lowered her head in frustration, "I said I was going to work harder on the path of becoming a pervert, but I don't even know the true meaning of blow the flute …"
No one will blame you! Do you want to be like Xiong YaoYue, who casually watches AV films and is proficient in all male topics? So proficient that when she plays games, she can make her male teammates blush!
Although there's no need to be as pure as Gong CaiCai, it's better for girls to have less contact with pornographic content. Also, Xiao Qin will most likely become my sister, so it's my responsibility as a brother to give my sister a proper education!
Even if it's sex education, I can't completely avoid it. I have to at least let her know how to protect herself and not let people misunderstand. Also, I have to gradually remove the toxins that H manga brings to her — — believing in AV content already causes a family tragedy, if she believes H manga, wouldn't the tragedy continue to the next generation!
"So …" I didn't know how to start.
"Ye Lin classmate, can you help me hold my straw hat first?" Xiao Qin suddenly suggested.
"Eh? Do you want to see the butterfly on the straw hat with your own eyes? If you move the hat, it might fly away! "
Although normally, Xiao Qin didn't stay still, so the butterfly should have already flown away.
"Yeah! I do want to see what kind of butterfly it is, also … "Xiao Qin shyly put her index fingers together," Ye Lin classmate, help me hold the hat, so I can … give Ye Lin classmate a blow job! "
Did you not understand what I just said! Girls can't casually say that word! Also, don't you already know what it means? You know if there will be dragons or phoenixes …
Wait! You clearly know the meaning of the word, but you still stuttered it out, that means you want to …
Stop joking around! I do think that you should give your unreliable sister some proper sex education, but you can't personally demonstrate it! There's no need for a brother who uses his body as a prop to personally teach his sister how to blow the flute!
"It's often said in H manga that boys around Ye Lin classmate's age will be tormented by the desire to mate and toss and turn at night, unable to sleep …"
Don't use the word 'mate'! You make it sound like we're animals!
"Although I like Ye Lin classmate to the point of going crazy, other than menstrual cramps, I've never been tormented to the point of being unable to sleep … So, Ye Lin classmate is so perverted because he can't get his desires satisfied, so he's in great pain, right?"
It's not as painful as you make it out to be. When you can't sleep, you can just rub a tube and you'll fall asleep, although you'll feel empty afterwards …
"As Ye Lin classmate's girlfriend, isn't it my duty to help Ye Lin classmate relieve his pain?"
She raised her own argument as a matter of course.
"Although, although my mom strictly forbade me from mating with Ye Lin classmate, blowing the flute should be fine! My mom never explicitly said that I'm not allowed to blow the flute for Ye Lin classmate! As long as it can relieve Ye Lin classmate's pain … "
Shut up! Shut up in every sense of the word!
Why would Auntie Ren list out all the forbidden things for you to see! Blowing the flute, it's obvious that it's forbidden! Auntie Ren clearly said that before we graduate from high school, we can at most progress to kissing!
We've already broken through kissing! If I really let Xiao Qin blow the flute for me, Auntie Ren will beat me up! That way I can participate in the Special Olympics and win glory for our country!
Also, Xiao Qin has already upgraded from a girlfriend to a sister! Although she's my sworn sister and I can't not be moved by her request, I still can't!
This isn't something that siblings should do! If my sworn sister takes the initiative to blow the flute for me and I agree, then what about my real sister? Ai Mi wholeheartedly wants to push down her own brother! Don't tell me I don't refuse anyone!
At this moment, there's an even more important factor to consider — — we're on top of a cliff! My acrophobia still flares up from time to time! If something goes wrong and I roll down the cliff with Xiao Qin, then when our corpses are discovered, what would everyone think when they see my pants down to my knees and Xiao Qin's mouth?
At that time, the news headline would be 'A middle school boy and girl fall off a cliff'. Photos would also be leaked and spread like wildfire on the internet. If the class leader and the entire nation saw that scene, how would I have the face to face my ancestors? My ancestors wouldn't be able to get married!
That's why I used my superhuman willpower to reject Xiao Qin's offer.
Even if I couldn't help but imagine what it would feel like if it really happened, I still felt:
— — At least change to a less dangerous place!
"Um, stop joking around. Get off me first, it's not safe here, let's go back to camp."
"Oh …" Xiao Qin hit her head in disappointment (the blue flash butterfly still hasn't flown away), "As expected, Ye Lin classmate is still thinking about … thinking about that place. I want to blow the flute to deal with it, but Ye Lin classmate must be laughing at me for being stupid and naive, right?"
What 'where' is' that place '! Why do you make it sound like I'm a super pervert!
After a long time, I finally persuaded Xiao Qin to leave the cliff and we returned to the small path up the mountain.
I think it's time to catch the blue flash butterfly on Xiao Qin's straw hat. I might be able to sell it for a few tens of thousands of dollars, I can't let the money escape.
"O (∩ _ ∩) O haha ~ I'll wear the butterfly on my head and show it off at camp!" Xiao Qin smiled like a peach blossom, "It must be my pure heart that attracted the beautiful butterfly! No wonder you're the female lead! "
How is your heart pure? Even if there is a pure part, most of it has already been polluted! I don't think you're the female lead of a shoujo manga, but more like a H manga female lead!
But Xiao Qin was very pleased with herself and wanted to bring the butterfly back to camp for everyone to see. I didn't want to spoil her mood, but I was worried the butterfly would escape halfway.
I hope the unknown chemical paint on Xiao Qin's straw hat can attract the blue flash butterfly for a bit longer.
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