"So annoying ~ ~ ~" Xiao Qin pretended to be annoyed and said, "You want me to call you brother today, then you'll want me to call you dad tomorrow!"
"Huh?" I couldn't react for a moment since I already said my last words.
Xiao Qin clasped her hands in front of her chest and twisted her fingers.
"Winnie is right, Ye Lin classmate is a big ~ pervert! He might even be the world's number one pervert! "
Who's the world's number one pervert, don't say that with pride!
"That's why, as the girlfriend of the world's number one pervert, I have to raise my level of perverseness …"
What level of perverseness is that! Does the country also issue perverseness level 4 and 6 certificates in addition to English level 4 and 6?
Xiao Qin's tone became a bit sad.
"In order to get on Ye Lin classmate's good side, I endured the disgust and read through all the H manga I downloaded, but I still can't keep up with Ye Lin classmate's abnormal level … I'm not working hard enough!"
If it's disgusting, then don't read it! Even a youth like me can't handle some heavy taste H manga, let alone a love-struck girl like you who doesn't even know what a trumpet is.
Xiao Qin clenched her hands into fists and prayed, as if she wanted God to hear her next words.
"I'll redouble my efforts and satisfy all of Ye Lin classmate's perverted needs! So … "
"So don't call me brother, I can even call you dad! If Ye Lin classmate hears me call you that, then you'll feel extra pleasure … "
Tears welled up in her eyes because she felt wronged.
"But, I'll satisfy everything Ye Lin classmate has, in exchange … please let our future children go!!"
She was very serious and urgent in making this request.
Fuck, I'm spitting blood! I told you to call me brother because it was the wish of a great sis-con! I can't believe you twisted such a noble thing into my perverted needs … who wants to press you down while making you call me brother and dad!
I don't like my sister for the sake of listening to her moans in bed!
Also, did you take it a step further and think that I would become a 'ghost father' in the future because I have perverted desires for my own daughter?
"Shut up!" I said angrily, "Why would I do that to my own daughter …"
"Not even my son!" Xiao Qin interrupted me, "Although you're bisexual and giving birth to a boy is as dangerous as giving birth to a girl … but you have to endure it. No matter what tricks you have up your sleeves, please come at me, your mother! "
Whose mother are you! Don't sound like you're already someone's wife! Three months ago, you didn't even have the capital to be a mother!
And you're still worried about something so far away? Aren't you determined to push me off the cliff and end my short and sinful life?
The evidence is that your hands, which have been raised to the height of your chest, are now separated from each other with your palms facing outwards, as if you are about to push someone away!
Unexpectedly, Xiao Qin raised her hands higher, cupped them around her mouth like a trumpet, and shouted at the distant mountains with all her strength:
"Ye Lin, I like you — —!!"
The echo lingered in the valley for a long time. I was stunned.
So, the so-called 'go to a place where no one is watching and do shameful things' was referring to this? But if you shout so loudly, it will be embarrassing if other students hear you!
"Let Big Mountain testify! I want to love Ye Lin classmate for the rest of my life — —!! "
Isn't this a plot from shoujo manga? Swearing to the valley … Xiao Qin must think it's very romantic, right?
"Not only will we spend this life together, but we'll also be together in our next life! If we die, we'll travel to a fairy tale world together! I'm a kitten, Ye Lin classmate is a dinosaur — —!! "
The fairy tale world can't accommodate a saber-toothed tiger like you! Please let Mickey Mouse, Donald Duck, Tom and Jerry, and Popeye live!
Also, why am I a dinosaur! Dinosaurs in fairy tales are always the antagonists! Also, why do you, a feline, want to live with dinosaurs! You should know that birds are the descendants of dinosaurs, and felines are the archenemies of birds — — you're the one who's plotting against our descendants!
Xiao Qin's face was red and her heart was beating fast. After shouting out the above statement while panting, she took a breath and shouted at the mountains even more shyly,
"I've decided! In order for Ye Lin classmate to always like me, whether it's chrysanthemum or plum blossom, brother or father, I will satisfy him! As long as he's willing to carry me on his back and travel with me in the fairy tale world! "
Don't speak as if the fairy tale world really exists! Also, what are plum blossoms!
"Ah!"
Suddenly, a gust of wind came from behind and blew Xiao Qin's straw hat off.
Xiao Qin's soft short hair fluttered in the wind. Was it my imagination? Did she grow her hair a bit longer?
Xiao Qin watched the straw hat fall down the cliff, but she did not have any intention of saving it. Looking at her surprised and happy expression, it seems like she thought the mountain god was showing himself and wanted to take away one of her belongings as proof. Moreover, he would be responsible for supervising whether or not she fulfilled her vow.
Don't let the mountain god supervise a shameful vow with the words' chrysanthemum 'and' call me father '! Don't tell me you'll come back one day to fulfill your vow and say to the mountain:
"I've already given the flower I mentioned last time to Ye Lin classmate. Although it hurts, it's fine as long as Ye Lin classmate is happy … Also, I found out that Ye Lin classmate prefers it when I call him 'brother' instead of 'father' …"
In order to prevent the above scenario from happening, I moved my hand like lightning from a sitting position. With a "pa" sound, I accurately grabbed the brim of the straw hat.
I felt a lingering fear after I grabbed it — — this is a cliff! It's a place where I'll feel dizzy if I look down, it's a place where acrophobia is triggered! Although the action of grabbing the straw hat was small, it made me break out in a cold sweat.
"Ye Lin classmate! I'm so touched! " Xiao Qin threw herself at me and kneeled on the ground until she was at the same level as my face. Then, she hugged me while crying and laughing.
"You risked falling down the cliff for my straw hat!"
Well, there's no need to be so excited. Although I'm also quite scared, there's still a long way to go before I fall.
But, it turns out I was wrong … Xiao Qin isn't going to die with me, but is she going to make a vow to the mountains? Although it was a very shameful vow in every sense, I could still understand her infatuation with me.
Ah, this is so difficult. I've already decided to treat you as my younger sister during that mental struggle just now. How am I supposed to demote you to my "girlfriend" now?
That's right, in my mind, a younger sister is a level higher than a girlfriend. Because what can be tolerated for a younger sister might not be tolerated for a girlfriend.
Although the normal progression of a "girlfriend" should be "wife" → "child's mother" … What's wrong with upgrading it to "younger sister"? Did I use the wrong skill point?
In any case, I put the straw hat back on Xiao Qin's head with complicated feelings. Moreover, I affectionately patted the top of the straw hat as an older brother.
Xiao Qin's eyelashes slightly trembled as if she was afraid of being hit, but also as if she was enjoying it. She closed her eyes and enjoyed my patting.
Then, a butterfly landed on the brim of Xiao Qin's hat along with the breeze.
Its two wings were completely blue like the sea, and its body was pure black. It was mysterious and elegant.
After it landed on the brim of Xiao Qin's hat, its two wings gently opened and closed. I discovered that the lower surface of its wings was not blue, but mottled black like leaves.
It should be a camouflage, right? After landing in the forest, it closes its wings and makes it harder for predators to find it.
If that was the case, wouldn't the black on the undersurface of the wings and the blue on the upper surface of the wings alternate and flicker when they fly?
An insect's scientific name suddenly appeared in my mind.
— — Blue Flash Butterfly!
No way! There really are Blue Flash Butterflies in Cuisong Mountain! This is the national butterfly of Brazil! According to my dad, it only exists in Central and South America!
But my dad also said that when he visited Cuisong Mountain in university, he did see a species that was suspected to be a Blue Flash Butterfly. He suspected it was a rare subspecies of the Blue Flash Butterfly, and it might even be more valuable than the original Blue Flash Butterfly.
Usually, a flawed Blue Flash Butterfly specimen can be bought for 200 RMB on Taobao, so it's not considered a rare item.
But this butterfly is different. First of all, it lives in a latitude where it shouldn't exist. Also, looking at its color, it's much more gorgeous than the photos I saw on Taobao!
You have to know that Taobao photos usually go through a series of PS! Adjusting the color difference is the foundation of Taobao art!
This subspecies of Blue Flash Butterfly is already so captivating without any PS. Could it be that it's worth a lot of money like my dad guessed? Maybe the first person to catch it will be recorded in history as the discoverer of a rare species?
It's quite possible! Otherwise, why would those two entomologists come to Cuisong Mountain to catch butterflies again and again? Even if the special education school's accommodation is cheap, they can't afford to come every summer! There must be a reason for them to do so!
According to all kinds of analysis, this butterfly can be sold for tens of thousands of RMB, right? It's comparable to the net profit of my online store for four months!
At this moment, I don't know why this expensive butterfly stayed on Xiao Qin's straw hat. It slowly opened and closed its wings like a beautiful headpiece.
"So beautiful …" I murmured.
"…" Xiao Qin wanted to say something, but in the end, she didn't say anything with a face full of happiness. She must have thought I was praising her.
That's not entirely wrong. I think this Blue Flash Butterfly's beauty should be partly due to Xiao Qin, right?
She was wearing a natural straw hat, a white t-shirt, and blue jeans. No matter what ridiculous vows she made, she still had a pure and pleasant appearance.
A gorgeous and charming blue butterfly descended from the top of a pure girl's head. They complemented each other and set off each other. According to the common saying of language teachers, it should be "symmetrical to bring people the enjoyment of beauty".
I didn't know how to deal with this Blue Flash Butterfly, just like I didn't know how to define Xiao Qin's identity.
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