Xiao Qin hummed a song and proudly walked to the top of the mountain with the blue flash butterfly on her straw hat. Suddenly, I heard hurried footsteps behind me.
"Head! Isn't that … "
"Ah! After searching for more than three years, who would have thought … "
It was an old and a young entomologist. Of course, the old one wasn't too old (nearing retirement age) and the young one wasn't too young (just graduated from university). Both of them were wearing outdoor equipment and each held an insect net in their hands.
"Absolutely!" The old entomologist was so excited that his beard was trembling, "Nymphalidae, genus Twinkle. Very few have ever appeared in subtropical alpine environments. Two were found in Armenia, they're extremely rare! They're also known as the Blue Moor Armenian Butterfly! "
What? I can't believe you guys called it an expert and gave it such a hard to pronounce name! Why don't you just shrink it to 'Yamete' butterfly!
"Head! We, we're rich! " The young scholar who had severely despised me for having a threesome with a female classmate said with a trembling body.
"The US $500,000 bounty posted by the American tycoon on the 'Butterfly Collector' forum is all ours! I, I'm going to buy a sports car first! "
Holy sh * t, my friend, the change in your expression is a little scary! You previously reprimanded us as the next generation of degenerates, but when we mentioned the bounty, your eyes immediately bulged out, your glabella turned black, and your tongue stuck out of your mouth, it's like rabies!
Also, you said this butterfly is worth 500,000 USD? How the fuck is this thing worth that much? The Americans probably have nowhere to spend their money!
The old scholar raised his hand and stopped the young scholar from continuing. His eyes seemed to be blaming him for revealing the butterfly's value to us.
"Well, students," the old scholar said politely to us, "My student was dumped by his university girlfriend, so his mental state is a bit unstable. He has been thinking about winning the lottery or picking up alien technology. He was just talking nonsense, don't take it seriously!"
"I'm not making things up!" The young scholar stared at the blue flash butterfly on Xiao Qin's straw hat like he was staring at a gold bar, "That blind woman, A-Jiao, will definitely regret it! I'll use 100,000 USD to buy a car and the remaining 200,000 USD to invest, it won't take a few years … "
The young scholar's face was filled with longing for the future and he was drooling.
"Wait!" The senior scholar was infuriated by the student's words. "Didn't we agree that I'll take 300,000 and you'll take 200,000?!"
"Director, don't be too greedy! Your retirement pension will be more than my salary! Besides, I must have caught this butterfly first! "
The young scholar tilted the net and showed his true colors.
"When I catch the Blue Flash Butterfly subspecies with my own strength, it's hard to say if I will give you a share of the money or not!"
The old scholar was immediately seething with anger. He waved his fist and said, "Everyone says that a teacher for a day is a father for life! You unfilial student! "
The young scholar did not show any weakness. "Hmph, in the end, the 'Butterfly Collector' forum is something I can only see by climbing over the wall! Director, your English is not up to par. Without me, how would you know such important information? "
"Bah! The old scholar seized the net with both hands, and at once fastened it over the head of the young scholar.
"First come, first served!" The young scholar easily removed the net from his head and aimed at the Blue Flash Butterfly on Xiao Qin's head.
Xiao Qin frowned as she faced the two entomologists who were arguing.
"Ye Lin classmate, what are they doing? It looks so ugly … "
That's right, it's really ugly! Let's take this young scholar who just graduated as an example. Didn't you criticize me and say that I don't have any hope for the next generation of our country?
Also, don't even think about getting any ideas about the Blue Flash Butterfly! It's not like the butterfly landed on a flower or grass, it landed on Xiao Qin's head! Anything that lands on Xiao Qin's head belongs to her! Also, I heard that this butterfly is worth a lot of money, so there's no way I'll give it to you!
500,000 USD … If Xiao Qin and I split it equally, we would each get 250,000! That's 1.5 million RMB!
Huh? Why is my tongue sticking out of my mouth? It must be because the weather is too hot!
"Little girl! Sell me the butterfly on your straw hat for 100,000 RMB! " The old scholar suddenly made this request. "You don't have any connections, so even if you get the Blue Flash Butterfly, you won't be able to find a buyer!"
Didn't you just say that someone bought the Blue Flash Butterfly for 500,000 USD? Did you immediately go back on your words when you realized the situation wasn't in your favor?
"Don't listen to him!" The young scholar yelled, "This old bastard doesn't even understand English! Only then can I contact a buyer! Cooperate with me! "
"F * ck! What's wrong with you!? "The old scholar cursed in a very ungentlemanly manner.
The young scholar spat on the ground, "Motherfucker, I'm rebelling! What kind of teacher for a day is father for life? Money is the real father these days! The 500,000 USD is mine!! "
"Kid! Don't think that you can bully people just because you're old! " The old scholar threw the net on the ground and began to roll up his sleeves, "I'm an honorary member of the Martial Arts Association, so I'll let you have a taste of my Tiger Crane Dual Forms!"
"Don't flaunt your seniority!" The young scholar also threw the net on the ground, "I participated in amateur boxing tournaments in university! I'll make you kneel and lick my boots today! "
"You little bastard!!"
"You old bastard!!"
The master and disciple quickly got into a scuffle and rolled around in the dust. One moment the disciple was riding on the master's waist and slapping the master, the next moment the master was grabbing the disciple's neck and trying to choke him to death.
"The money is mine!"
"Nonsense, it's mine!"
"You only know how to buy sports cars! You're a wastrel! "
"Cough … don't think I don't know! You have a mistress! It's because of her that you don't have enough money to spend! "
"Shut up! She's my goddaughter! "
"Who knows how many times you pronounce the word 'goddaughter'!"
The young scholar was still able to retort while being grabbed by the neck. He was truly an outstanding talent of my generation.
But, in the face of these two, grappling, revealing, and contorted faces, I could not help but feel that:
— — I no longer have any hope for the previous generation of my country and the generation before that!
"How scary …" Xiao Qin tugged on my clothes and said, "Let's not fight over money in the future, just let Ye Lin classmate manage all the money …"
I couldn't help but imagine the intense scene if Xiao Qin and I fought over money after we got married.
"Berserker mode, Yin Yang Sanshou, Hyuga Release, 10x Kaio-ken, Divine realm, Super Saiyan second stage!"
No no no, then the house would be torn down, and it was only hypothetical that we would get married.
It's more likely that we would fight over pocket money as siblings.
"Um, Ye Lin classmate can manage all the money." Xiao Qin continued, "As long … as long as you give me food to eat …"
Why are you making it sound so pitiful! In socialist China, how many people don't have food to eat!
"It's best, it's best …" Xiao Qin uneasily twisted her fingers together, "It's best if you give me some money to buy a new dress … okay?"
She looked up at me as if she was getting my permission.
Don't act cute! If you act cute, the person who doesn't agree will definitely have a heart of stone!
Seeing that Xiao Qin was looking at me as if I wasn't going to answer, I said, "Alright, alright! I'll give you food to eat and buy you a new dress! "
"(* ^ _ _ ^ *) Hehe …" Xiao Qin smiled with satisfaction.
Since we have the Blue Flash Butterfly on Xiao Qin's straw hat, Xiao Qin and I became rich. How should we spend the money? Should we first eat two sets of stuffed jianbing and throw one away, or should we add ten eggs to the jianbing and be worshipped by the people nearby?
If I'm a bit more rational, it would be best to expand our family's online store. It just so happens that the owner of the adult goods store, Baby Qiao, wants to sell some of his hot items to my dad. If we expand it step by step …
Once we earn enough money, we don't have to do the shameful adult goods business anymore!
When the time comes, we have to change our profession and at least sell some goods that can be sold! Even I admire myself for trying to save the country in a roundabout way!
But what should we change our profession for? Selling men's clothing? Selling electronic products? Although I really want my dad to go back to teaching at university, it doesn't seem that easy.
If Xiao Qin and I receive 500,000 USD and 3 million RMB, it would be like winning the lottery and we wouldn't even have to pay income tax. Money really does fall from the sky, I would wake up smiling even in my dreams.
Since Xiao Qin said I'm in charge of the money, I can take care of her 1.5 million first. It seems like she doesn't know how to manage her finances.
Don't misunderstand, I won't embezzle Xiao Qin's assets. Who knows when Auntie Ren will marry over and we'll become a family.
As long as I use it properly, money can make money. I can't treat money like dirt. I still have to take custody of Ai Mi from Ai ShuQiao! Without any funds, I can't afford to raise Ai Mi even if I take her over!
Xiao Qin would be satisfied as long as she has food to eat and a new dress to wear. I've seen Ai Mi when she went shopping, so I pointed: "I want all the clothes on the left!"
Damn, if you're buying this many clothes, you should at least have a discount or membership! Also, you might not even wear these clothes! The wardrobes from 10 to 100 are filled with clothes she doesn't like! She would only use the clothes from the first 9 wardrobes!
I have a long way to go as an older brother with such a squandering sister! But it doesn't matter, as long as I have this Blue Flash Butterfly …
3 million will become 30 million, 30 million will become 300 million! 300 million will become 3 trillion …
Wahahahaha! This is the rhythm of me becoming the richest in the world! I can support Xiao Qin to eat seafood every day and wear a new dress every day!
Although I'm not sure if I can support Ai Mi, I'm confident! It's my duty to make my sisters happy! Auntie Ren, you don't have to go to various locations to film anymore! Please sit at home with my dad and enjoy life!
Just as I was planning my happy future, my first bucket of gold, my blue flash butterfly subspecies, my blue moor Armenia butterfly, for some reason, suddenly flew away from Xiao Qin's straw hat!!!
It flew so suddenly and fast that I couldn't react at all while drooling!
No, no! Amethyst!!
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