"Five hundred thousand USD flew away! Hurry up and chase it! "I was crying tears of blood in my heart as I yelled at Xiao Qin.
Xiao Qin didn't seem to care, "Um, it's good that it flew away. It's because my dad is too rich, so he's fooling around everywhere. Maybe it's better for me and Ye Lin classmate to live a bit poorer …"
"Hey! You can stand being poor, but Ai Mi can't! Do you want our family to be in the red every month? "
The word "our family" made Xiao Qin widen her eyes. She might have misunderstood that I was trying to say that I would marry her in the future.
But she still didn't seem to care about the blue flash butterfly. After Huo ZhenBang's lesson, she seems to think that it's not a good thing for a man to be too rich.
"No, it's too high, I can't reach it!"
Xiao Qin jumped a few times towards the blue flash butterfly that was flying in the air and clumsily tried to catch it.
Don't imitate Gong CaiCai! Were you even one centimeter off the ground! Even if you can't jump 30 meters, you should at least climb a tree to catch the blue flash butterfly! Damn, I can't climb trees because I'm afraid of heights!
However, the blue flash butterfly only stayed at the top of the tree for less than three seconds before it wobbled towards the foot of the mountain.
At this time, the two entomologists realized that the blue flash butterfly had left Xiao Qin's straw hat. They immediately stopped fighting and scrambled to grab the insect net on the ground. They chased after the blue flash butterfly in the sky for a few dozen meters, but it was all in vain.
"Come back! My sports car! My down payment! "The young scholar yelled at the top of his lungs.
Damn, five hundred thousand USD is only enough for your down payment. You want to buy a house within Beijing's second ring road! How about we let you live in the Chairman Mao Memorial Hall?
Seeing the butterfly fly further and further away, the master and disciple who had completely broken off their relationship began to take out their phones and contact their acquaintances.
"It's me! Don't ask anymore! Hurry up and bring your bug catching tools to Cui Song Mountain! I finally saw that treasure! "
"Wife, call our son over! We can't let that bastard get ahead of us! "
"Who are you calling a bastard?"
"I'm calling whoever answered!"
"You dirty old man!"
"It's better than you not being able to find a partner!"
Damn, he admitted it! The grizzled haired director admitted that he was a dirty old man! You're calling your wife, right? You haven't hung up yet! Would it lead to a family tragedy?!
"In any case, don't let the news get out! Just tell our son and keep it a secret! Keep it a secret! "
"Third Brother, don't tell anyone! Otherwise, there will be a lot of jealous people coming to make trouble! "
"The buyer wants this butterfly to be alive! If he dies, the purchase price will be reduced by ten times! "
"There are too many people. Third Bro, you can call Fourth Bro as well! Let's guard against the old bastard together. We'll be the ones to catch the butterfly first! "
"Who are you calling an old bastard?"
"It's up to whoever answers!"
The two of them cursed at each other while dragging each other down. They pushed and shoved each other, and it looked like they were about to start a second round of Mortal Kombat. In short, they spread the news that a super rare blue flash butterfly had appeared on Cui Song Mountain and could be sold for 500,000 USD if they were caught alive …
Now that the $500,000 was gone, I felt the same way Hitler felt when the Soviets pushed into Berlin.
"Seventy thousand wives have followed Stalin! Screw Billy! Screw Billy! Screw Billy!! "
In fact, I don't know what the above sentence means, but at this moment, only this sentence, which is often parodied on bullet screen video sites, and accompanied by Hitler's roar, is enough to express my sadness, disappointment, and anger.
"I practice from the bottom of my heart!!!"
I also don't know what the above sentence means.
"Moral integrity! Moral integrity! Moral integrity! Long live the people of the Celestial Empire!! "
I still don't understand the meaning of this sentence.
But … now do you understand how sad, disappointed, and angry I am?
I snatched Xiao Qin's straw hat and tried to put it on my head to attract the blue flash butterfly.
But my head was bigger than Xiao Qin's and the straw hat couldn't fit on my head!
I could only return the straw hat to Xiao Qin. Think about it calmly, it's better for Xiao Qin to wear the straw hat while I monitor her. It's easier to find the blue flash butterfly that was attracted over.
When I snatched Xiao Qin's straw hat, Xiao Qin trembled and said with a bit of fear:
"Ye Lin classmate, do you want it now?"
"Huh?" I didn't react.
"Just now, I asked Ye Lin classmate to help me hold the straw hat so that I could … blow blow blow blow blow blow blow! Now that you're taking the straw hat away, you want me to … "
Who wants you to give me a blowjob on the mountain road! There were two money-grubbing entomologists watching over there! I just wanted to lure the Blue Flash Butterfly over! There might be some unknown chemical paint on your straw hat!
After I returned the straw hat to her, she didn't put it back on. Instead, she held it in front of her chest with both hands and covered her chin and mouth.
"Do you really want to get $500,000? If you give the order, I can help you catch it … "
The voice coming from the straw hat sounded a little funny.
With your lightning reflexes, if you wanted to catch him just now, it would have been a piece of cake! I don't even know where it is now. How are you going to catch it in this desolate mountain? What if an accident happens?
Also, the main reason I want to catch the Blue Flash Butterfly is to create a comfortable economic environment for my sisters. No matter what, you're still one of my sisters, there's no reason for you to take the risk for me!
"Whatever." I shrugged, "We have the straw hat, who knows when the Blue Flash Butterfly will come back. Let's just wait for it to show up!"
"But …" Xiao Qin's voice could still be heard through the straw hat. "I've heard the story of the butterfly that turns into a butterfly. If we catch this butterfly and its lover can't wait for it to return home, wouldn't they be very sad?"
"Don't worry! I'll catch it together with its lover! "
I originally wanted to answer Xiao Qin like that, but I felt it wasn't appropriate when I saw Xiao Qin's rippling eyes, so I changed my words:
"Insects don't have that complicated emotions! Also, didn't you tell me to step on the black beetles that flew close to you? Aren't you worried that their lover can't wait for them to come home? "
"That's not the same ~ ~" Xiao Qin shook her head while hiding behind the straw hat, "Liang Zhu turned into a butterfly, not a black beetle! Also, I feel like Liang Zhu is very similar to us. Liang Shanbo didn't know Zhu Yingtai was a girl at first … "
"Maybe it's from our previous life! We'll be unlucky if we catch a butterfly from our previous life … "
Stop joking! Liang Zhu is an ancient person from a thousand years ago! Regardless of whether there's any scientific basis for turning into a butterfly after death, a butterfly that can live for a thousand years is probably crossbred with a tortoise!
Also, who was a weak scholar like Liang Shanbo in their previous life! As for you, you're even less like Zhu Yingtai! You were probably Zhang Fei in your previous life!
No, if I think about it, Xiong YaoYue was more like Zhang Fei in her previous life. Could it be that Xiao Qin was Zhang Fei's mother in her previous life?
As for why Zhang Fei's mother was black-bellied — having a child like Zhang Fei who was black-bellied from head to toe, her belly was naturally black-bellied! Her fighting strength wouldn't be any worse than Zhang Fei!
At this time, the class leader called me and asked why I was taking so long to go to the washroom with Xiao Qin and why there was still physical work waiting for me at camp.
"It's fine, Xiao Qin was delayed by catching butterflies." I said, "We'll be back soon!"
"It was clearly Ye Lin classmate who wanted to catch butterflies …" Xiao Qin hooked one of her toes as if she was dissatisfied with me using her as an excuse.
"Your dirty T-shirt …" It seems like the class leader was going to bring up the topic of washing my clothes again.
"I'll wash it! We're a family! Of course I'll wash it! "Xiao Qin shouted into the phone as if she was throwing a tantrum with the class leader.
"Then … I'll let Xiao Qin wash it. You guys be careful by the stream." The class leader immediately backed down.
But it wasn't like when she backed down with jealousy and sadness like before with Xiong YaoYue. Instead, there was a hint of undetectable joy.
Did she misunderstand when Xiao Qin said "a family"? Did she think Xiao Qin already knew about her mother and my father, and calmly accepted her identity as a sister?
Both of you misunderstood, you bastards!
Under Xiao Qin's endless pestering, I sat by the stream with my upper body naked and let her wash my T-shirt.
I didn't use soap, nor did I have soap on hand (I bet the class leader definitely had soap), so it wasn't very clean, but I wouldn't nitpick on my sister.
There was a round rock by the stream that was scorching hot from the sun. After the T-shirt was washed, it was spread on the round rock and quickly dried.
I immediately put on the T-shirt, because when Xiao Qin was washing my clothes, she kept peeking at my upper body muscles and was trying to "rape" me.
"Ye Lin classmate is so stingy, you clearly showed it to me when we were young …"
"Shut up! I even saw yours when we were fighting in the mud when we were 11 and tore off each other's clothes! Can you just casually show it to me now! "
"If Ye Lin classmate wants to see …" Xiao Qin immediately made a motion of lifting up her shirt.
"Who would want to see it when you're so flat!" I stopped her with a red face and grabbed her hand, "Come back to the camp at the top of the mountain with me!"
Xiao Qin didn't say anything and just let me hold her hand while she followed behind me like a little bird.
Her hands were a bit cold after soaking in the cool stream, so she greedily absorbed the heat from my palm.
"Can you always hold my hand? Even in the fairy tale world … "
Who wants to go to the fairy tale world with you! I'm a strong person who's preparing to go to hell to train! Also, didn't you say you were a little kitten in the fairy tale world and I was a big dinosaur?
With my personality, I would definitely be a Tyrannosaurus Rex! A Tyrannosaurus Rex that chases after other dinosaurs! Don't you know how short a Tyrannosaurus Rex's front claws are! How can I hold your hand with such short hands!
I already transmigrated to the fairy tale world, why can't I escape the fate of having short legs!
After I held Xiao Qin's hand and returned to the camp at the top of the mountain, the class leader didn't show any unhappy expression. It was as if it was natural for me to hold Xiao Qin's hand.
Rumors about me recognizing Xiao Qin as my god-sister began to spread among the students. The source probably wasn't the class leader, but Loud Mouth.
"They were childhood friends, so it's normal to recognize a brother and sister, right?"
"Xiao Qin said before that she would only marry Ye Lin, but I felt like Ye Lin didn't treat her like a girlfriend, as expected …"
"Ye Lin recognized Xiao Qin as his god-sister so she wouldn't hinder him from pursuing Gong CaiCai, right? How heartless … "
"Hmph, who knows how many times my god-sister pronounces the word 'god-sister' …"
Shut up! Are you and that young entomologist from the same sect!
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