"No, I can't do that place!"
Xiao Qin seemed to have heard Xiong YaoYue say 'Ye Lin, you want to explode Xiao Qin's chrysanthemum'. She was so scared that she covered her butt, clamped her legs together, and kept retreating.
Tears hung from the corners of her eyes as if she was being asked to do something extremely excessive.
"Ye Lin classmate, why can't you even let that place go! It's not like you can give birth there! "
Xiong YaoYue vomited for a while, but nothing came out. I really don't know where all the food she ate went.
"Xiao Qin." She left me and walked towards Xiao Qin. She looked at Xiao Qin with a painful gaze, as if Xiao Qin's account was hacked.
"You have to endure this! I can't hide it from you! I have to tell you! "
Xiong YaoYue took a deep breath and glared at me at the same time. I couldn't say anything.
"Xiao Qin! Do you know why Ye Lin likes chrysanthemums! "
"Sob sob sob ~ ~ ~" Xiao Qin choked with sobs, "It's because he reads too many H manga! I know Uncle Ye's online store has a lot of H manga … "
"No!" Xiong YaoYue interrupted Xiao Qin, "It's because Ye Lin is gay! Which means he's gay! "
"Huh?" Xiao Qin widened her eyes in confusion.
"Because gays like to mess with each other's chrysanthemums, so he's always thinking about your chrysanthemum!"
When did I admit I was thinking about Xiao Qin's chrysanthemum! Do I really have to treat Xiao Qin as a boy and relive the "Curtain of Dreams" with the Little Tyrant!
"No, why would I …" Xiao Qin awkwardly smiled, "Ye Lin classmate clearly likes to see my naked body. He would get excited as if he saw brother Optimus Prime …"
"Optimus Prime? Xiao Qin, you really know how to put gold on Ye Lin's face! "Xiong YaoYue looked at my crotch with disdain," I think he's only at the level of a chrysalis! "
Who's a chrysalis! The Optimus Prime that Xiao Qin is talking about is not the Optimus Prime you understand!
Also, that time at Xiao Qin's house, did I really have the same expression as when I saw brother Optimus Prime? How embarrassing! Brother Optimus Prime, I'm sorry …
"It's not surprising that he's excited to see you!" Xiong YaoYue scoffed. "That's because he's gay and straight! He is the legendary bisexual who can plug in and play with anyone regardless of whether the other party is male or female, male or female, dead or alive! "
Hey hey, keep your mouth shut! According to what you've said, doesn't that mean I'm interested in dead boars?
"Bisexuality?" Xiao Qin was confused by Xiong YaoYue's sharp parallelism, "It's not like Ye Lin classmate is a bisexual in H manga, so how can he be bisexual?"
Seriously? You've even read bisexual H manga with a heavy taste in it? Just how hard did you work to "please" me?
"Who says only bisexual people can be bisexual!"
Xiong YaoYue, who has seen AV, is much more knowledgeable and reliable than Xiao Qin, who has only seen H manga.
Xiao Qin's knowledge of love comes from shoujo manga, but her knowledge of sex comes from H manga. It's as tragic as it gets.
"You have a chrysanthemum, so men also have chrysanthemums, so …" Xiong YaoYue made a dirty gesture of forming a circle with her left hand and inserting her right index finger into the circle.
Seeing Xiong YaoYue's serious face and me standing not too far away with a knot in my stomach, Xiao Qin's eyes reddened and she covered her face and started crying.
"How can it be like this! I thought only girls would be my opponents! Now even boys … "
Who likes cute boys! Don't misunderstand me to this extent!
Xiong YaoYue, this pig of a teammate, not only made Xiao Qin cry, she even thought she 'helped her recognize the cold reality'.
"Do you understand now? Ye Lin likes Shen ShaoYi, they've been together for a long time! Xiao Qin, maybe you came later! "
"Too much … too much …" Xiao Qin cried, "So in Ye Lin classmate's heart, I'm not even as good as a boy …"
I never thought about it that way! If you want to compare yourself to a boy, you're cuter than the cutest boy! It's just that I won't tell you that!
"I … … I understand!" Xiao Qin suddenly stopped crying, her eyes flashing with a rather fearful color.
"That person … so that's him! Ye Lin classmate likes more than one boy! "
Eh? Where did this come from? Also, who is the person you're talking about!
"The class leader's brother … the class leader's brother …" Xiao Qin covered her face again and wailed, "Ye Lin classmate also likes the class leader's brother, Shu Zhe! Ye Lin classmate's family's store actually has Shu Zhe as a model! I can't believe I didn't recognize him! "
Who told you to peep at my family's store! You peeper! Why don't you buy something!
"What? Slow down! " This time it was Xiong YaoYue's turn to be confused, "I've seen Shu Zhe before, he's a soft and tender shota. If I was bisexual, I would also like him …"
Hey! What gender do you think you belong to! Was it true that masculine women were a third gender that was neither male nor female? As a girl, you should naturally like pretty shotas!
"Xiao Qin, what proof do you have that Ye Lin also likes the class leader's brother?"
"Wuwuwu ~ ~ ~ Ye Lin classmate is too bad! It's only because the class leader has a little brother and I don't … "
Please remove the word 'little'! The class leader also doesn't have a little brother! But you once stuffed socks into your underwear and pretended you had a little brother!
"Because the class leader's little brother is really good looking …"
"Please remove the word 'little'!" I made this reasonable request with a face full of grief and indignation.
"Wuwuwu ~ ~ ~ you're so fierce to me again! As expected, you despise me for not having a little brother! Since the class leader has a little brother, Ye Lin classmate has wishful thinking about taking in both sister and brother, so he always goes to the class leader's house! You even let Shu Zhe dress as a model for your store! If you lack a model, you can let me do it! "
How could I let you be a model for our shameful products and clothing?! That's not actually a model, it's a 'rope model'! Even if you're completely wrong, at least you won't say 'the class leader's little brother' anymore, I'm satisfied …
"Ah? Shu Zhe actually dresses as a girl? "Xiong YaoYue opened her mouth wide," Isn't that a trap! "
Well, now Xiong YaoYue also knows about the class leader's brother dressing as a trap. I feel like the situation is developing in a direction that I can't control.
"Wuwu ~ ~ Because Ye Lin classmate is bisexual, he made Shu Zhe dress as the class leader. He must have done a lot of things to me that he hasn't done to me!"
"Dress as the class leader?" Xiong YaoYue revealed a terrified expression, "Could it be that Ye Lin explodes Shu Zhe's chrysanthemum while treating Shu Zhe as his sister?"
"That's right! That must be it! " Xiao Qin hugged her straw hat and made a regretful expression, "I never thought I would lose in such an unexpected place! Why didn't my mom give birth to a little brother! "
Stop complaining! Auntie Ren is already pregnant! If you have a bit of patience, you might be able to wait for a little brother!
"I can't take it anymore! I can't take it anymore!! " Xiong YaoYue covered her face with one hand and spread out her other hand like Iron Man was about to fire an energy cannon to prevent me from approaching.
"There's too much information! My brain can't handle it! Ye Lin, don't come over! You won't even let go of the class leader's brother, I'm afraid you won't let me go either! You bastard, do you want to mess with me too?! "
Don't use a vulgar word like 'screw'! Although compared to Shu Zhe, you're more in line with my aesthetics, but I never took advantage of you on purpose! Otherwise, I would have already done it when you foolishly thought I was gay and treated me as your best friend!
After exchanging 'important information' with Xiao Qin, Xiong YaoYue felt that whether it was animals, plants, minerals, or relics, I had to screw them all. So she pulled Xiao Qin's arm and brought her to a crowded place to draw a line between us.
"Xiao Qin! You can eat whatever you want, but you can't marry whoever you want! " Xiong YaoYue pulled Xiao Qin away while persuading her, "I heard Loud Mouth has a distant cousin who was tricked by an uncle online before she even graduated from high school. When the police found her, she had already been locked in a basement for three years!"
Eh? Loud Mouth once talked to the class leader about her cousin who was abducted, did she finally find her whereabouts? This is worthy of celebration! Who's so perverted as to lock someone in a basement!
Also — — you can't eat whatever you want! Do you think everyone else has a copper throat and iron stomach like you!
After the crying Xiao Qin was dragged away by Xiong YaoYue, everyone gathered around to ask what happened. Xiong YaoYue remembered our brotherhood and didn't say it was all because I was too perverted.
But when the class leader came to ask what happened to Xiao Qin, Xiong YaoYue said to the class leader: "Watch your brother, be careful not to get pregnant!"
The class leader didn't know whether to laugh or cry: "Xiao Zhe is a boy, how could he get pregnant?"
Xiong YaoYue was unconvinced: "You can get pregnant in Little Smart's novels!"
Little Smart, who was taking notes on her phone, raised her head slightly: "Who's the other party? A beauty type? "
Little Smart wasn't interested after Xiong YaoYue said the other party was ugly.
"I'm being serious!" Seeing that the class leader didn't take her words seriously, Xiong YaoYue jumped up anxiously and followed behind the class leader: "You'll suffer if you don't listen to your elders! Don't blame me for not warning you when the two of you are stacked together by perverts! "
The vulgar words also made the class leader frown, "If there really is a pervert like that, I'll use a shotgun to deal with him."
While Xiong YaoYue was warning girls (and even boys) to be careful of perverts, but she didn't say who the perverts were, Xiao Qin wiped her tears and staggered towards me.
I asked Xiao Qin a bit dispiritedly: "Why did you come to find me when I'm this perverted?"
Xiao Qin nodded with an unclear meaning and looked up at me with her lake-like eyes.
"I thought about it carefully, even if Ye Lin classmate is a pervert who likes even boys … it doesn't matter …"
"I, I'll double my efforts! Not only will I not lose to girls, I won't lose to boys either! "
She clenched her two small fists in front of her chest and swore to me.
"Um …" She then hooked her toes in front of me and swayed back and forth, "I have some embarrassing things I want to do with Ye Lin classmate somewhere with no one around … do you want to come?"
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