Xiao Qin ate too much seafood and couldn't get up from the picnic mat.
"It would be great if it was just me and Ye Lin classmate, we could clearly do a lot of things in the wild …"
Xiao Qin looked at the clouds in the sky and murmured.
Other than Zhuang Ni who was still motionless like a corpse, most of the girls were threatened by Xiong YaoYue and lined up to deliver uncut melons to me.
She was sandwiched in the middle and wanted to pass off fish eyes as pearls.
I don't know why she planned to steal the cleaver, maybe it was something the class leader didn't want her to do, but she still wanted to do it.
"Ye Lin, go rest, let me cut it." Xiong YaoYue passionately requested the first time she delivered the two melons.
"No." I clenched the cleaver in my hand, "Who doesn't know you go overboard easily? Other people don't have self-healing genes, they would go to hell if they got stabbed once. "
"I promise I won't go overboard ~ ~ ~" In order to replace me, Xiong YaoYue actually shook her shoulders and coquettishly, but the obsession with the cleaver in her eyes betrayed her.
He definitely wanted to chop the melon into two on the chopping board and give it a cool name, such as "Downwind Slash" or "EX Curry Stick"!
The folding chopping board was already unstable. It's a small matter if the melon and the chopping board fell to the ground, but if the cleaver slipped and killed someone other than Eunuch Cao, wouldn't that be committing murder?
"Stingy, I won't give up." Xiong YaoYue clicked her tongue and ran back to the end of the line. The other girls nervously handed the melons to me.
I cut them in front of them, then placed them on enamel trays and told them to bring back their picnic mats. It was a bit more efficient than if I did it all by myself.
"Thank, thank you." Many of the girls would slightly bow their heads to express their thanks when they received the melons.
When they walked back with the melons, they would look back at me strangely, as if it was the first time I acted like a class leader since I became the PE committee member.
Hey, didn't I perform pretty well in the previous school basketball tournament? Why do you only have a good impression of me when I give you food?
Sure enough, as long as you often give sweets to girls, you can build a good relationship with them! The first rule of the "Pavlov's Way to Pick Up a Girl" that was circulating on the internet was to let the girl get used to getting sweets from you!
No wonder so many girls suggested watching 'Charlie's Chocolate Factory' when the teacher wanted to play a movie for us in the multimedia classroom. Many boys felt that the film was boring and raised their hands to object — you deserve to be alone for the rest of your life! If you're smart, go to the store and buy some chocolates for your women!
"I can't eat anymore, sob sob sob ~ I can't even eat the melon …"
When Xiong YaoYue asked Xiao Qin how many melons she wanted to eat, Xiao Qin answered sadly while lying on the picnic mat.
"Trash!" Xiong YaoYue curled her lips, "So that's all you and Loud Mouth have! Don't say that you're on par with me in the future! "
What was there to be proud of? It's fine if the three of you stand side by side, but you can only be called the three biggest foodies in class 2-3. You are now a foodie among foodies. What is there to be proud of?
Even the timid Gong CaiCai couldn't resist the temptation of sweets. She walked to the end of the line and wanted to see if she could get some melons.
But it's also possible that the lazy classmate who shared a picnic mat with Gong CaiCai said: "CaiCai, go get some melons." So Gong CaiCai, who never knew how to refuse others, took on an important mission. She used the method taught to her by the Science of Happiness to muster up her courage and headed towards my tiger's den.
She naturally bumped into Xiong YaoYue who was at the end of the line and was holding the last two melons in her arms.
Gong CaiCai subconsciously wanted to dodge, but Xiong YaoYue suddenly threw one of the melons to Gong CaiCai.
"Woah!" Gong CaiCai panicked and hugged the melon, almost falling to the ground.
"I'm going to kill you." Xiong YaoYue extended her hand with a fierce look.
Gong CaiCai was so scared that she closed her eyes and had an expression of 'I'm sorry, I shouldn't be living in this world'.
In the end, Xiong YaoYue's target was a mosquito hovering above Gong CaiCai's head.
"Evil creature, go to hell." Xiong YaoYue used the method of catching sandbags in PE class and quickly pinched the mosquito. Then she clenched her fist and it died without a complete corpse.
Gong CaiCai finally understood that Xiong YaoYue threw the melon to her in order to free one hand.
"Thank, thank you for your help." Gong CaiCai said a little bewildered while holding a melon, "Otherwise, I would have gotten another bump, it's so itchy and painful …"
Most of the mosquito bumps were caused by Xiao Qin. Hurry up and apologize to me.
Gong CaiCai's skin was tender and the places where she was bitten by the mosquito were red. She had a big allergic reaction. The class leader applied a lot of floral water on her, but it didn't have much effect.
"It's nothing. I'm a member of the mosquito control committee. "Xiong YaoYue did not consider herself a benefactor and laughed.
With the help of the mosquito fight episode, Xiong YaoYue and Gong CaiCai were at the end of the line and whispered to each other. It seemed like Xiong YaoYue was introducing her own mosquito control experience to Gong CaiCai.
I was busy cutting melons for other girls, so I didn't pay attention to them.
By the way, why aren't there any boys holding melons for me to cut? After a closer look, they all went next door to let the class leader cut the melons. The class leader has strict control over the kitchen knife, unreliable people are not allowed to touch it.
Eh? Could it be that in the eyes of the class leader, I can be considered a slightly reliable person? I couldn't help but feel gratified.
The class leader with long black hair held the kitchen knife and skillfully cut the watermelon. It attracted the attention of all the boys and some of the girls, as if it was an artistic performance.
As expected of someone who is busy in the kitchen all year round. The movement of cutting the watermelon was smooth, like a butcher dismembering an ox. Moreover, she accurately divided the watermelon into 20 pieces of the same size. The individual difference is measured in micrometers.
What a powerful OCD. I always feel that if one day I did something wrong to the class leader and was killed and dismembered by the class leader, she would definitely divide my body into many pieces of equal size.
Ah, I almost didn't cut my hand. If I was half-hearted, I would have dismembered myself before the class leader could dismember me.
Thus I quickly turned my gaze back and focused on cutting my melon.
Compared to the class leader's watermelon, my melon was crooked, long and short, but it didn't hurt anyone. It was already much better than Xiong YaoYue's.
After a while, it was Xiong YaoYue's turn. She held the last two melons and smiled as she watched how I was going to take them.
How else am I going to take them? Just like last time, hang the kitchen knife (handle with a noose) on the barbecue rack behind you, then reach for the melon in your hand! Do you think I would leave the kitchen knife on the chopping board and give you a chance to steal it?
It's already past noon, but it feels like the weather is even hotter. Could it be that the soil contains heat and acts as a natural heater?
Everyone's uniform was a white t-shirt, and now the flaw was revealed. It reflected too much light, and it made my eyes sore. I had been staring at the shining kitchen knife in my hand, so it added fuel to the fire.
Under the dazzling light, the melon in Xiong YaoYue's hand was the same color as the T-shirt.
However, I still accurately took the two melons and placed them on the chopping board, ready to chop them up.
Gong CaiCai, who had been asking Xiong YaoYue for advice on how to prevent mosquitoes, subconsciously lined herself up at the back of the line (what a good child). Xiong YaoYue didn't have a chance to steal a kitchen knife, so she slid to the side in disappointment and lamented that she couldn't use her knife skills.
It was very similar to when Gong CaiCai lined up at KFC. Although Gong CaiCai wasn't holding a melon in her hands, she habitually took a step forward.
Xiong YaoYue must have agreed to cut one of the melons and give it to Gong CaiCai so that she could bring her picnic mat back to report to her classmates, right?
In the end, I made a terrible mistake.
Xiong YaoYue once threw a melon to Gong CaiCai and gave me the wrong impression that Gong CaiCai was also holding a melon.
I didn't see when she put the melon back.
Gong CaiCai's hands were clasped tightly across her abdomen as if she was praying "please give me the melons". It was similar to Xiong YaoYue's posture when she was holding two melons.
I already said that due to the glare of the sun, I already felt that there was no difference in color between everyone's T-shirts and melons.
That's why I actually forgot that Gong CaiCai wasn't actually holding a melon!
Xiong YaoYue already gave me the last two melons, so there shouldn't be any more melons in a girl's arms!
But what was in front of my sore eyes? The size and shape, as well as the shadows outlined by the sun, were all similar to melons. I unexpectedly reached out and wanted to take the two melons that Gong CaiCai was holding.
"Wu …"
As soon as I touched the surface of the melon, Gong CaiCai was like a fish that was dragged ashore. Her pupils dilated and her face turned pale. She was so scared that she even forgot to breathe.
Huh? I, who was tormented by the heat, was surprised to find that the two melons were soft. I even crazily squeezed them.
There was firmness in the softness, and softness in the firmness. If I had to make a comparison, it would be like milk jelly.
It wasn't until Gong CaiCai's entire body trembled as if she was hit by 200 million volts of electricity, and the trembling was transmitted to my hands through the melons, that I realized what a filthy thing I did.
Fuck!!
I actually reached out to hold Gong CaiCai's chest in front of all the students and teachers!
I really didn't do it on purpose! My conscience is clear! I can only blame myself for getting dizzy from the sun, and Gong CaiCai, your breasts are too excessive! (Even if my hands are wide, it doesn't seem like I can completely hold it …) But no matter what, not only did I touch a girl's chest in broad daylight, I even rubbed it for more than ten seconds!
Everyone and their companions were all stunned!
I pulled my sinful hands back as fast as lightning, but it was already too late.
Gong CaiCai, who didn't get a melon and was instead attacked in front of everyone, felt an indescribable grievance. She collapsed on the grass, her nose was sore, her eyes were red, and she cried:
"I, I can't get married anymore ~ ~! It's all my fault for being greedy ~ ~ Wuwuwu ~ ~ ~ ~ "
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