"Ah! There's a mosquito! "
When I returned to the campsite, Xiao Qin was about to get up to find me, but she was entangled by a large mosquito with a brightly colored tail.
It should be a foreign invasive species that came along with the imported wood! If I think about it carefully, it must be the guy who plays the male lead in the "Magic Cauldron", Kyle's fault!
What? They're both foreigners, why don't you say it's Ai Mi's fault?
Shut up! You're my sister, you wouldn't make a mistake! Even when Xiao Qin made terrible mistakes in the past, I used the "younger sister's perspective" to neutralize them and achieve the effect of not being angry at her!
Anyway, the foreign mosquito invasion, the unpaid wages of the migrant workers, the famine in Uganda, global warming, the bad relationship between Guo Degang and the Beijing TV station … it's all Kyle's fault! I heard that at the end of the first season of the "Magic Cauldron", he would fly on the back of a dragon while hugging Ai Mi (of course the dragon was a CGI effect) and curse him to fall off the dragon's back and die!
Of course, Ai Mi herself didn't like him either. I heard she even asked Peng TouSi to send Kyle's phone number to a gay website and his phone ran out of battery.
Xiao Qin is afraid of insects, mainly black insects with carapaces. In other words, it's a "big black beetle".
Apparently, she isn't afraid of ladybugs because of their "bright colors".
Nonsense! Back then, you stuffed ladybugs into my nostrils when I was taking a nap. Of course I wouldn't be afraid of such a handy tool!
"It would be great if the ladybug had five stars, then wouldn't it become China's' national insect '?"
She once talked to me about Dao.
Five-star ladybugs? It's entirely possible to breed those things with genetically modified technology, but other than selling them as souvenirs to foreigners, is there any meaning? What if a foreigner is unfriendly and tramples the ladybug to death, should we sue him for "insulting the national flag"?
At this time, Xiao Qin looked at the large mosquito hovering above her straw hat. She looked at the colorful carapace on its tail and fell into deep thought.
Was she calculating whether or not it was a "big black beetle" to decide if she should scream?
Scream my ass! You're not afraid of insects at all! It's because you've read too many shoujo manga that you hypnotized yourself into thinking you're afraid of big black beetles!
It's completely different from the class leader being afraid of the black rat. When the class leader was a child, a black rat almost bit off her little brother's dick. That's why she has a mix of self-blame and fear.
Xiao Qin thought for a long time, but she still couldn't decide which category the multicolored armored mosquito belonged to. She stared at the mosquito and took a step closer to me.
"Ye Lin classmate, today's weather is really good, hehe."
As he chuckled, he paid attention to whether the Multicolored Armored Mosquito showed any signs of changing its target.
Do you want the mosquitoes to target me so that you won't be bitten?
Or, if I can't take it anymore and kill the mosquito, you won't have to dirty your hands, and you won't have to worry about whether the mosquito is a "black beetle"!
Don't stand next to me with a smile, thinking that I don't see the big mosquito hovering over your head!
Such a precious gift (imported), you should keep it and give it to someone else!
Xiao Qin stayed next to me for a while, but she realized the mosquito was not very interested in me and was still hovering over her head. She could only walk back to the picnic mat gloomily.
Then she sat next to Xiong YaoYue, who was eating and drinking, and tried to give the imported mosquito away. But the mosquito was very persistent. If Xiao Qin wasn't wearing a straw hat, it would have already swooped down to drink her blood to quench its thirst.
Speaking of which, in the eyes of mosquitoes, everyone's blood is sweeter than mine. When I was with Ai Mi, she attracted more mosquitoes than me. She could be called a "human mosquito coil". She sacrificed herself to prevent others from being bitten by mosquitoes.
Of course, Ai Mi wouldn't be willing to let mosquitoes suck away her noble blood. If the bodyguards couldn't stop the mosquitoes with their bare hands, not only would their wages be deducted, they would also have to use submachine guns to kill the mosquitoes that sucked away Ai Mi's blood.
The reason we don't use insecticides is to avoid poisoning the young master.
But I clearly think submachine guns are more dangerous.
As for Xiong YaoYue, she attracted about the same amount of mosquitoes as me, and even if she was bitten, there wouldn't be a big swelling. Even if she was bitten by an invasive species, the allergic reaction would be minimal and negligible.
Once, she used the muscles on her arms to pinch a mosquito that was biting her. She showed it off to me.
Using me as a reference, Xiao Qin and Ai Mi were equally attracted to mosquitoes. That's why the mosquitoes didn't move even after Xiao Qin sat next to Xiong YaoYue for a while.
"How could this be …" Xiao Qin muttered as she stood up and joined the other girls in the camp.
Can't you just ask me to kill the mosquito? As expected, deep down in his heart, he still liked to play pranks! She even called herself the "Cat of Mischief" last time!
For the sweetness of the blood in the mosquito's eyes, the following is the result of Xiao Qin's test:
Xiao Qin > Loud Mouth > Xiao Qin > Little Smart > Xiao Qin > Eunuch Cao (When did he come back, and Xiao Qin already dares to approach him) Xiao Qin > English class representative (a rigid bespectacled girl) Xiao Qin > Even mosquitoes would avoid it! You would die if you drank it! You would definitely die if you drank the blood that was filled with a dark curse! If Xiao Qin was willing to stay next to Zhuang Ni for a while longer, the mosquito would definitely fly away by itself!
But Xiao Qin couldn't hold on in the end and left Zhuang Ni's curse.
"I feel like I'm in a bad mood. How could someone with such a dark soul have the same painting skills as me? It's unbelievable … "
Is your soul really that bright? Aren't you pushing the mosquitoes to someone else by walking around? Also, apologize to Zhuang Ni's painting skills! No matter what, her painting skills are a million times better than yours!
Finally, Xiao Qin arrived next to the class leader. The class leader had Obama tied to a tree and was trying to solve the problem of the air inlet.
"Ah! Success! "Xiao Qin shouted happily.
The multicolored armored mosquito swayed from Xiao Qin's head to the class leader's head.
"The class leader attracts more mosquitoes than me! The class leader has a higher degree of human mosquito coil!! "
Who taught you the term 'human mosquito coil'! Did I say it in front of you?
But in the eyes of the mosquitoes, the class leader's blood was sweeter than Xiao Qin and Ai Mi, which was a bit unexpected.
Class leader, you look so stern and stern on the outside, but are you actually very sweet on the inside?
"Be careful of mosquitoes!" The loyal dog captain Niu ShiLi waved his hand and killed the mosquito circling above the class leader's head.
Xiao Qin pouted and looked disappointed. She walked back to me in a daze.
"It took a lot of effort to move it over …"
Can mosquitoes even move it? How much do you want the class leader to be bitten by mosquitoes!
While we were talking, another mosquito flew over from the bushes and circled around Xiao Qin.
It might have something to do with Xiao Qin wearing a straw hat, so the mosquito could easily discover her.
"~\ (≧ ▽ ́)/~ How lucky! I'm done reloading! I can fire again! "
Thus, Xiao Qin lured this mosquito that was much smaller than before towards the class leader and once again successfully moved it to the class leader's head.
"Why are there so many mosquitoes!" Loud Mouth didn't manage to slap it, Niu ShiLi killed the mosquito again.
Xiao Qin was not discouraged and continued to work hard. She purposely stood next to the bushes and every time she attracted one or two mosquitoes, she would 'move' them to the class leader.
The class leader gradually noticed Xiao Qin's abnormal behavior.
"Xiao Qin, what are you doing walking back and forth?"
"No, nothing!" Xiao Qin, who was staring at the mosquito above her head in case she lost contact with it, hastily said perfunctorily, "I'm just going to help someone get some food …"
You're helping the mosquito get food! Class leader, don't be fooled by her! You're the food she's talking about!
"Is it for Ye Lin and Winnie?" The class leader pointed to the rhombus-shaped beef that Loud Mouth painstakingly roasted, "Give it to them. Everyone has big eyes and small stomachs, so we'll have to rely on those two gluttons to clean up the battlefield."
"Sigh!" Xiao Qin sighed sadly. The reason was because the mosquito circling above the straw hat flew away because of the charcoal.
It didn't succeed, right? Serves you right! Pranks don't end well!
The class leader thought Xiao Qin wanted to eat seafood because she said Winnie and I were gluttons, so she was too embarrassed to take seafood.
"These two skewers of squid are for you." The class leader handed over a fork, "Eat whatever you like, don't be embarrassed. Everyone has something they like to eat."
After accepting the squid, Xiao Qin didn't have the energy to continue moving the mosquitoes.
When she used to bully me as the Little Tyrant, every time I stared at her with hatred and said "I'll definitely get my revenge!" She became even more excited.
Was she hoping the class leader would react to her prank? What if the class leader also pranked her and said "I hate you" to Xiao Qin?
How boring ~ ~ ~ ~ She held two skewers of squid in each hand as she stood next to the barbecue rack and ate without hiding anything. Her eyes were as lonely as snow.
Suddenly, she realized the mosquito that left her and the class leader landed on Gong CaiCai's neck and stung her!
Even mosquitoes know Gong CaiCai is the weakest humanoid creature on the mountain!
"It hurts! I got stung again! "
Gong CaiCai felt wronged and tried to slap the vampire on her neck, but she wasn't fast enough and it returned with a full stomach.
"Hehehehe …" Xiao Qin let out an almost inaudible laugh.
Then, under Gong CaiCai's fearful gaze, Xiao Qin went back to the bushes to 'reload' and carried them one by one to Gong CaiCai's side.
"Class leader! Save me! "
Gong CaiCai couldn't help but ask the class leader for help after she was bitten 5 or 6 times by the mosquitoes she carried. She also saw Xiao Qin carrying a large scaled mosquito with an evil smile on her face.
The class leader also realized Xiao Qin's goal. She sighed and suddenly raised her voice:
"Winnie, there are mosquitoes in the camp! I'm appointing you as the mosquito extermination committee member! "
"Yay! I finally don't have to be bored! " Xiong YaoYue jumped up from the picnic mat and pounced towards Xiao Qin. She gave Xiao Qin a high five and killed the most eye-catching mosquito on her head.
"My Scud missile …" Xiao Qin wanted to cry but had no tears.
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