The class leader tightly held onto the leash as if I was going to take away her treasure.
"Didn't you and Xiao Qin … and Winnie have a lot of fun? What's wrong with lending me the puppy for a while? "
The class leader unexpectedly said to me with a bit of a willful tone.
Not only did she refer to the fat Obama as a puppy, but she also implied that I'm already this pitiful.
I originally thought the class leader would be too busy taking care of the dog and maintaining order at the same time, so I wanted to help out. But the current situation makes me seem like a bad person.
"Then take good care of it." I said, "You can play with Obama from now until we return to the city tomorrow. But … "
"But what?" The class leader thought I was going to bring up some conditions.
"But let me take a swimsuit photo as a souvenir. Jie Jie Jie Jie … "
Actually, I didn't say that, otherwise I would have become Eunuch Cao.
"But, you're in the same room as Gong CaiCai. Where would you put the dog when you sleep at night? Gong CaiCai seems to be afraid of large dogs … "
"I'll think of another way." The class leader breathed a sigh of relief when she thought I was going to ask for something excessive.
When I walked back to the picnic mat, I saw Xu LiJun hiding behind a tree drinking a can of Yanjing beer.
"You sure have guts." I laughed and scolded, "You didn't even graduate from middle school and you're already a graduate student. Aren't you afraid of the class leader seeing you? "
"Shhh." Xu LiJun made a shushing gesture, "It's a waste to eat skewers and not drink beer in the summer. It took me a lot of effort to sneak it up here, but the class leader was distracted because she had a dog. If you don't drink it now, you won't have another chance. "
"That's true … but make sure you take care of the empty can after you drink it, or else the class leader will find out …"
"Don't worry. I already thought about it. I'll put it in my bag and sneak it down the mountain. "
I nodded in approval of Xu LiJun's plan. Xu LiJun said: "Anyone who sees it gets a share. I still have another can, do you want one?"
Although it's a bit embarrassing, I can't really handle alcohol.
Furthermore, once I'm drunk, I'll become a good person who smiles from beginning to end. I'll try my best to satisfy whatever requests others have.
Because of this, Xiao Qin once asked me to hug her to sleep for a night when I was drunk. I actually agreed, but I couldn't remember the details afterwards.
So I rejected Xu LiJun's good intentions, "It's fine with me, I don't want the class leader to release her dogs to bite me …"
"Ye Lin, you're becoming more and more like a class committee member!" Xu LiJun said while taking a sip of beer.
"Hmm? Why do you say that? "
"You're already starting to follow the class leader's rules. In a few days, I might not be able to smoke in the men's room in front of you! "
"Nonsense!" I immediately denied it, "I'm still me. You should also stop smoking and drinking. If your skills deteriorate, I'll make you sit on the bench in the next basketball match."
"Got it, Mr. Sports Commissioner …" Xu LiJun teased and hid in a more secluded place.
"Hand it over! Hand it over! "
A thunderous voice suddenly came from behind me. I jumped in fright and Xu LiJun almost choked on his beer.
When I turned around, it was Xiong YaoYue with a face full of pride.
She had her hands on her hips like a city enforcement officer who discovered a vendor who broke the rules. She chuckled and extended her hand.
"Everyone who sees it has a share. Give me a can. "
"Damn, why are you joining in on the fun?" I pretended to push her back and told her to be quiet, otherwise she would attract the attention of the class leader who was focused on playing with the dogs.
Xiao Qin didn't dare talk to other boys, so she was still eating seafood. Since Xiong YaoYue and I weren't there, she slowed down without anyone to cover her.
But every time she produced shrimp skin, fish bones, and other by-products, she would throw them into our trash can. She would also sigh like the class leader when other girls passed by:
"There's so much trash, Ye Lin classmate and Winnie are rice buckets."
"Why are you drinking beer?" Xu LiJun protected the half can in his hand, "It's not like you'll get any benefits from it."
"Tsk, are you looking down on me?" Xiong YaoYue raised her eyebrows, "Do you think you're the only one who knows you have to drink beer when eating skewers? I've drunk at least 10 brands of beer behind the class leader's back. You're still a junior compared to me. "
He could imagine that when Xiong YaoYue played basketball with the boys in the business district, or when she was a member of the "Wolves of the Wasteland" and won a ranked match, she probably ate barbecue and drank beer with the boys many times, right?
With her temper, she would definitely try anything she saw others drink. The other party couldn't dissuade her, so they didn't care if she was a minor or not.
Also, China doesn't prohibit minors from drinking alcohol. It's not as strict as America, so many parents don't take it seriously. There are even grandfathers who dip their chopsticks in white wine to feed their grandchildren.
"You've drunk 10 brands?" Xu Lijun was dubious. He counted with his fingers and seemed to have come to the conclusion that he hadn't drunk enough of the 10 brands.
"That's right." Xiong YaoYue pointed at herself proudly, "I'm amazing, right? Why aren't you lowering your head and calling me sis Winnie? Also, I can drink over 20 cans at a banquet. "
If I were to drink so much at once, wouldn't I be dead drunk? At that time, wouldn't he become a super nice guy?
Xiao Qin ran over and said: "Let's get married." Then I went to get our marriage certificate drunk.
The class leader said: "Do you want to apply for the police academy together?" I immediately filled in my application.
Ai Mi whispered in my ear: "Bro, make love to me."
Damn it, I can't keep thinking about it! Drunken sex! Especially someone like me who gets drunk easily, I can't drink!
Seeing that Xiong YaoYue was getting more and more boastful, Xu LiJun couldn't help but ridicule, "You always drink with guys from other schools, right? Be careful not to get drunk and get gang-raped by those people! "
When Xiong YaoYue joked with guys, she would say things like, "Are your balls hurting?" or "Did you masturbate too much last night?" She would never shy away from such things, so when guys talked to her, there weren't too many taboos.
"How dare they!" Xiong YaoYue revealed the ferocious expression of a female feline. "And these weaklings can't even hold their liquor as well as I can. Every time I'm not drunk, they're already under the table! I still don't know what it feels like to be drunk! "
Rather than saying that alcohol and meat passed through her intestines, it would be more accurate to say that Xiong YaoYue had a black hole in her stomach!
"I'll tell the class leader if you don't give me the beer." Xiong YaoYue threatened Xu LiJun.
Xu LiJun was terrified and said helplessly: "I'm scared of you, go get it from my backpack. If the class leader finds out, don't tell her I gave it to you …"
Xiong YaoYue happily grabbed a can of beer from Xu LiJun's backpack and hid by the creek to drink it.
"Actually … it doesn't really taste good …" She muttered to herself as she crouched by the creek.
Don't drink it if it doesn't taste good! Can't your mouth stay still when you see someone else drinking it!
"Give me the empty can when you're done." I said to Xiong YaoYue while vigilantly looking in the direction of the class leader.
"Why?" Xiong YaoYue raised her head and looked at me strangely, "You want to sell trash?"
"Where am I going to find a trash collection station in this wilderness! I'm going to get rid of the cans! Otherwise, if the class leader finds out, she would investigate who's secretly drinking beer! "
"That's true, here you go!" Xiong YaoYue quickly finished the last bit of beer and handed the empty can to me.
"I'm going to go back and let Xiao Qin continue feeding me skewers! Oh yeah! I'm going to be the emperor! "
Didn't you just say you were the emperor? How did you become the emperor in a moment? You're getting older! You're going to be the late emperor in a bit!
I held Xiong YaoYue's empty can and squashed it. I looked left and right, but I couldn't find a suitable place to hide it.
It might not be a good idea to hide it in my backpack and bring it down the mountain.
If I tossed it into the creek, it would cause trouble for the people downstream. Xiao Qin's worthless bottle was already enough for them to decipher.
As I was hesitating while holding the flattened can, I suddenly heard two dog barks. It seems the class leader brought the dog to the creek.
I didn't have time to think and immediately hid behind a nearby bush. If the beer can was found, I would inevitably be questioned.
"Is … is it really not going to bite me?"
Gong CaiCai's voice came first. She was following behind the class leader and kept a certain distance from Obama.
"It won't, if you're afraid of it, I'll let you … let you feed it too!"
The class leader seemed to have made a painful decision to share her exclusive feeding rights with Gong CaiCai. Isn't that a huge sacrifice for the class leader?
"Forget, forget it … I have a feeling that its mouth is so big that it will bite my hand too …"
Gong CaiCai didn't know how fortunate she was and didn't accept the class leader's good intentions.
"CaiCai, what did you want to tell me when you called me over?" The class leader asked.
"Um … it's … actually …" Gong CaiCai hesitated for a while as if she was trying to muster up her courage.
"B-B-B-Class leader!!"
Gong CaiCai's sudden increase in volume and her stuttering way of addressing herself surprised the class leader, "What's going on?"
"I-I-I-Actually … Winnie and Ye Lin classmate carried me up the mountain, I shouldn't have said bad things about them …"
Gong CaiCai lowered her head as if she had turned into a heinous criminal and should be executed by a thousand cuts. Tears swirled in her eyes as if she was conflicted.
"But … I couldn't help it. I lied to the class leader when they teamed up!!"
"Lied to me? Why would you lie to me? "The class leader's expression was calm as if she knew what Gong CaiCai wanted to say.
Gong CaiCai suddenly began to tremble violently. To exaggerate, it was a bit like a poor quality washing machine. Obama stared at her vigilantly and felt like she might explode.
"No! I … I still don't have the courage! "Gong CaiCai cried and apologized to the class leader." I don't dare to say it! Ye Lin … he and … Winnie won't let me say it!! "
The class leader's eyes revealed a look of loneliness. After biting her lips, she looked up into the distance and said indifferently, "I'm afraid I'm going to die.
"Winnie and Ye Lin's matter has nothing to do with me …"
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