There's an ancient saying: Those who are not of the same race must have a different heart. It's not easy for normal people to guess a dog's thoughts (except for experts in China).
Take Obama for example. He was worried the class leader would kill him and eat him, but now he bit off his leash and was jumping around the bonfire. He never thought he would fall into the bonfire and become barbecued meat.
He jumped forward and back, left and right, and it was very rhythmic! He stuck his tongue out 30 centimeters and his expression was beautiful! The more people watch, the more excited he gets!
When 004 and 005 trained you to drill iron rings, you refused to do it, but now you're jumping around the bonfire so happily!
Is it because there's a lot of audience and they might even feed you after the performance?
There were quite a few students who clapped while watching the show, but the class leader stopped anyone who wanted to feed him.
"Feeding pets too much is the same as abusing them!" The class leader said righteously.
But she couldn't resist Obama's pleas (he used to rub his head against the class leader's leg), so she would give him food when she had nothing to do, and she was even a bit embarrassed to avoid other students.
Class leader, your actions don't match your words! Where did your principles go! Your principles don't apply to pets and your brother, right?
For safety reasons, the bonfire was extinguished a second time under the class leader's orders. I was the one who extinguished it. History has proven that Xiong YaoYue was incompetent as a firefighter, so she was called by the class leader to squeeze lemon juice.
"Go die! Lemons! " Xiong YaoYue used the manual juicer. Every time a lemon was eliminated, she would feel as if she was killing monsters in games.
Since she used both hands, Xiao Qin was responsible for feeding the skewers to Xiong YaoYue.
"How about this roast beef?"
"Medium well, but it's perfect for me! Give me another skewer! "
The glutton Xiong YaoYue has eaten countless things since she came up the mountain. Two roasted sweet potatoes, an unknown purple berry, and a roasted cotton candy, but it did not affect her appetite at all.
Xiao Qin used the excuse of bringing food for Xiong YaoYue, but she would always bring a lot of seafood for herself, which made her classmates complain: "Winnie can really eat! That rice bucket! "
"Who's scolding me?" Loud Mouth looked up from behind another grill. She was also holding a pair of chicken wings, grilling and eating at the same time.
"But no matter what, I have to let Winnie eat her fill ~ ~ ~" Xiao Qin made a helpless expression and took the 3 lamb skewers and 5 prawns skewers.
Xiong YaoYue and I occupied an inconspicuous picnic mat. We each took what we needed. Xiong YaoYue seemed to be the same as me. Compared to seafood, she was more interested in beef and mutton.
Is that why Xiao Qin formed an alliance with her? Not only is it convenient for me to get food multiple times, but it also avoids the bad name of "Big Eater". Xiao Qin is so cunning!
The class leader placed a total of 12 picnic mats on the ground, so there were 41 students and 1 teacher. On average, there were 3 or 4 people on each mat.
Xiao Qin told me to sit on the picnic mat that she and Xiong YaoYue had occupied. I thought about it and felt that there was nothing wrong with it, so I walked over.
But before I could even sit down, Xiao Qin ran to the barbecue rack near the class leader and brought back a bunch of skewers and seafood.
"I'm sorry, it's because Ye Lin classmate and Winnie classmate can eat too much!"
Xiao Qin acted like she was just running errands. Other than the class leader who knew the inside story, all the other students looked at Xiao Qin with sympathetic gazes.
After we returned, Xiao Qin happily split the mutton and beef between me and Xiong YaoYue. Then, she ate the seafood to her heart's content. After eating, she even threw shrimp shells, fish bones, and other things into the trash can in front of us. That way, other students passing by would think that we ate the seafood.
"Ye Lin classmate, I'll bring you some more scallops! What? You want 20? Isn't that too much? "
Xiao Qin purposely spoke loudly to herself.
"I'm sorry! I'll go get it for you right away, don't hit me! "
Xiao Qin stood up unsteadily from the picnic mat and pretended to be wronged. She went to the barbecue rack and picked up all the cooked scallops. Then she walked back with her head lowered.
The other students who also liked to eat seafood thought I specifically asked for it, but they didn't dare to say anything. They could only secretly discuss from afar:
"Ye Lin is such a glutton! He's eating all the good stuff! "
"He's even letting his childhood friend run errands for him, how shameless!"
Do you guys have eyes, look for yourself! I didn't even eat a single scallop! Xiao Qin was the one who ate the seafood! It's just that she had her back to you guys when she ate, so you guys can see it from a different angle!
Xiao Qin used a toothpick to pick out a piece of scallop meat and fed it to me.
"Ye Lin classmate, you should also try it. You can't avoid shelled food just because it's troublesome!"
Seeing that she already brought the mussel meat so close, I reluctantly opened my mouth and took a bite. It's not bad, I really can't tell what's good about seafood.
"He's even letting his childhood friend feed him …" The two students who were already dissatisfied with me became even angrier when they saw it from afar.
After Xiao Qin fed me the scallop, she also fed one to Xiong YaoYue. Xiong YaoYue didn't refuse anything, but it seems she was the same as me and didn't think seafood had any special value.
Since the Savage Era, sharing food was an important way for primitive people to express their friendliness. Since Xiao Qin was willing to share her favorite seafood with Xiong YaoYue, she probably treated her as a close friend, right?
It doesn't matter how much seafood Xiao Qin used my and Xiong YaoYue's names to monopolize. I think it's a rare start and a historic breakthrough for her to open her heart and establish a friendship with a classmate as' Ren Xiao Qin 'instead of' Little Tyrant 'or' Sis Qin '.
Maybe Xiong YaoYue's personality is easy to trust because she doesn't hold a grudge, and doesn't scheme. Ai Mi, who doesn't trust people easily, also likes her. Even though the class leader gets a headache from Xiong YaoYue's mischief, she still sees her as one of her capable assistants. Gong CaiCai is often pranked by Xiong YaoYue, but I can guarantee that if Gong CaiCai meets a real bad person, the first person she would ask for help would be the class leader, and the second person might be Xiong YaoYue.
There are basically no boys who hate Xiong YaoYue, and there might be people like Shen ShaoYi who have a crush on this tomboy.
Although Zhuang Ni hates Xiong YaoYue, that's because Zhuang Ni hates boys, so she categorizes Xiong YaoYue as a boy.
It was an unusually joyous open-air barbecue party. Seeing the students who were usually wary of each other let go of their reservations and eat and drink together, I felt that Americans always held barbecue parties. It was indeed a good way to improve relationships.
Of course, there are some experts who say that outdoor barbecue will produce large amounts of PM2.5, which will severely affect air quality.
But the class leader did some calculations and found that the amount of PM2.5 produced when 40 students ate together was much lower than when they ate alone.
Also, I don't believe these experts have never eaten barbecue before. Compared to improving relationships, what's a bit more PM2.5?
I heard there are experts who want to restrict Beijing citizens from cooking at home in the name of reducing PM2.5 … Do you go to restaurants every day? If I met an expert like that, I would tie him to a tree and have Obama chat with him for an entire day and night! Since you guys are full of shit, don't you have a common language with dogs that can't stop eating shit?
The lemon juice that Xiong YaoYue squeezed out would be taken away by someone sent by the class leader every once in a while.
"When barbecuing, put more lemon juice on it to reduce the production of carcinogens …"
The class leader repeatedly reminded everyone to pay attention to this and made sure every picnic mat had half a bottle of lemon juice on it. Unfortunately, not many people listened.
I tried putting lemon juice on the barbecued pork belly. I don't know if it's healthy, but it tastes pretty good.
"Um, I'll use the juicer for you." I thought Xiong YaoYue might be tired.
"No need." Xiong YaoYue shook her head, "Don't you know the more energy you use, the more you'll eat? Also, I feel like I'm the emperor when Xiao Qin is feeding me. Hahahaha — — "
Why do I feel like Xiao Qin and Xiong YaoYue are more like a pair of lilies compared to Zhuang Ni who was lying on a picnic mat without eating anything?
Of course, they're too androgynous. Both Xiao Qin and Xiong YaoYue have short hair and Xiong YaoYue's movements are manly.
"Give me another stinky tofu skewer."
Teacher Yu, who was sitting on the same picnic mat as Chameleon, raised his hand and called out.
"Teacher Yu, we have tofu skin, but it's not stinky." The class leader replied with a frown.
"Ah, I mean it's easy to eat, tofu skin is fine. Can someone please bring me a skewer? "
Sun Yu, who likes to flatter teachers, quickly brought two skewers of tofu skin to teacher Yu.
"Why isn't there stinky tofu …" Teacher Yu looked at the tofu skin for a while and felt regretful.
Do you like stinky tofu that much? Didn't you notice the class leader and everyone else's looks of disdain when we were eating bags of stinky tofu on the 23rd street? If you weren't a teacher, the class leader would have already complained.
They say stinky tofu smells bad and tastes good. It's fine to eat stinky tofu in public, but you should at least share it with everyone. Otherwise, we'll just be left with stinky tofu.
Of course, very few students like to eat stinky tofu. Eunuch Cao seems to like it because of his father's influence, but I haven't heard of anyone else.
"Don't litter the food, put it in the trash can in front of you and take it with you when we go down the mountain. We have to maintain the natural environment of Cuisong Mountain, do you understand?"
The class leader reminded everyone for the second time.
I looked at the trash can in front of me. It was made from a stack of newspapers and pages from 'Women's Friend' magazine. It was an exquisite and practical origami work, it should be the class leader's handiwork.
Obama was put on the leash by the class leader again. It completely ignored the class leader's garbage collection policy and used its front paws to dig a shallow hole under a pine tree. Then, it buried its half-eaten drumstick in the hole so that it could come back one day to get it.
Is it because Ai Mi will force you to lose weight when you go back? You really know your limits and know how to prepare for a rainy day.
But this isn't Alaska, by the time you come back and dig up the drumstick, it would have already gone bad.
I felt that since Obama was Ai Mi's dog, I should at least take care of him for a while. I went to ask the class leader for the dog, but she refused to give it to me.
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