"What's written in the bottle?" I had a bad premonition.
"(* ^ _ _ ^ *) Hehe … the people downstream will be happy if they pick it up! It's because it's filled with vouchers! "
It's true that everyone likes money these days, but where did the vouchers come from? Is it from Walmart? If he went to Walmart in the wilderness, he wouldn't even be able to save money on gas, right?
"It's not a voucher from the supermarket. They won't be happy if they pick up something normal!" Xiao Qin stood on a protruding rock next to the stream and said while maintaining her balance, "The note inside the bottle says: Anyone who attends our wedding ceremony can receive ¥5 as a gift …"
It's even more useless than a voucher from a supermarket! Nowadays, a wedding gift costs at least ¥100! Who in their right mind would spend 95 yuan to attend a stranger's wedding?!
Xiao Qin still had a dreamy expression on her face as she looked into the distance:
"The person who picked up such a precious voucher will definitely be very happy and can't wait for us to hold our wedding!"
"I'm so envious of the person who picked up the bottle …"
Please don't be envious, I'm sure that the person who picked up the bottle didn't care about the voucher inside and directly sold the bottle as trash.
In the end, it's still white trash, and it's trash with trash inside trash.
Your voucher didn't even write the time and location, even if the person wanted to attend, they wouldn't be able to find them!
The source of the stream was 20 meters below the top of the mountain. I suddenly heard someone call my name from above.
"Ye Lin, where did you go? Come and help me! "
It turns out that Niu ShiLi wanted to move a large piece of rock away and couldn't find me.
I happily ran back to the top of the mountain. Physical work is part of my responsibility and it's also a pleasure to work with Niu ShiLi.
Even if I pretended not to care, it's still nice to show off my strength in front of a lot of girls.
"One, two, three!"
The irregular rock that was probably close to 200 pounds was lifted by Niu ShiLi and me. Then we moved it with difficulty and placed it in a place that was not in the way.
Loud Mouth praised on the side: "You two are so strong, it will definitely be easy for you to get married and carry the bride in the future!"
Zhuang Ni was leaning against a tree. She was sleeping under the shade of the tree as if she was in suspended animation. She suddenly opened her eyes and said,
"I can't carry you. I need a crane and a jack to carry you …"
Loud Mouth glared at him: "You have no morals with your mouth, I won't let you eat good food later!"
Zhuang Ni smiled as if she had seen through the world of mortals. She leaned her head against the trunk, not caring that her shoulder-length hair might be damaged by the rough trunk.
"I don't want to eat unless the class leader feeds me mouth to mouth … or Gong CaiCai."
"You're a womanizer!" Loud Mouth criticized, "If you were a man, you'd be a jerk!"
I don't know why I sneezed. It's so strange. It must be the midday weather in the summer.
Zhuang Ni narrowed her eyes, revealing only her pale pupils. She said with a hint of coldness,
"If I were a disgusting man, I would have committed suicide when I was still a fertilized egg."
At this time, Xiao Qin also came back from the creek. Xiong YaoYue ran over and discussed with her how to get the most food later.
"Spread this here, that … put it where Ye Lin and the others moved the rocks."
The class leader directed the girls to lay down the two meter square picnic mats that Loud Mouth brought from home.
Although there were also other students who brought them, most of it was Loud Mouth's contribution.
I always felt like all of Loud Mouth's income was used to buy food and food related equipment.
The class leader's instructions were very orderly. In a short while, the top of Chisong Mountain became the exclusive barbecue camp for class 2-3.
Looking down from the sky with the bonfire as the center, the extension lines of the three grills formed an equilateral triangle, and the twelve picnic mats were arranged further outside into a dodecagon, only seven or eight steps away from the grills.
It's basically a variant of the Eight Trigrams! They're so particular about symmetry (they even hid a 13th picnic mat) and they're so particular about fairness (no one is closer to the barbecue racks). Why is the class leader smiling when she sees this camp that looks like a cult's sacrificial ceremony!
If you want symmetry, then you might as well clone Eunuch Cao who was grilling his clothes at the center of the bonfire and place it on the opposite side!
"Optimus Prime …"
Suddenly, I heard girls whispering next to Loud Mouth.
Brother Optimus Prime? How do you know about brother Optimus Prime? Did Xiao Qin tell you everything? Did she say that Brother Optimus Prime was a token of love from me!
After listening carefully, it turns out they were talking about the fire bucket that came with the barbecue racks. That fire bucket was also Optimus Prime's brand.
Bastard! Although the quality of the fire bucket is pretty good and I heard it won't change shape even if a person stands on it, but don't name it after brother Optimus Prime!
It's because it can't change shape that's why it's not brother Optimus Prime! Brother Optimus Prime is very handsome, he can turn into a container truck with "kakaka kakaka" sounds!
Also, there's no place to put energy blocks in such a thin fire bucket! How is brother Optimus Prime going to fight the Decepticons without energy blocks!
Even if the fire bucket was called Optimus Prime, why did brother Optimus Prime turn into a stove? Was it to conceal himself and investigate? Why don't you ask Bumblebee to do that!
At this time, Eunuch Cao already dried his clothes and put them on. Out of consideration for safety and resources, the class leader suggested to temporarily extinguish the bonfire at the center of the camp.
"Let me do it, let me do it!" Xiong YaoYue couldn't sit still after hearing it, "I love putting out fires!"
Didn't you just say you love setting fires? Are you that part-time American firefighter who deliberately sets fires to find work? The firefighter caused the largest forest fire in the history of Arizona and was sentenced to ten years in prison!
Xiong YaoYue couldn't put out the forest fire that she started and burned down all the forests in Changbai Mountain and Greater Khingan Mountains. Because of this, she was sent to prison and was protested by her Japanese friends.
"The ashes even floated to the Japanese archipelago, bastard!"
"I was just too bored …" Xiong YaoYue made a feeble defense in the courtroom, "Who told my PSP and phone to run out of battery …"
In the end, China's State Forestry Administration sued Sony and demanded them to compensate for all the damages suffered in Greater Khingan Mountains and Greater Khingan Mountains. The reason was that Sony's PSP used up too much battery and caused the dangerous character Xiong YaoYue to be bored.
Japanese netizens had a strong reaction to this. Countless Japanese youths held up signs that read "Japan-China Sever Diplomatic Relations", but Japanese otaku didn't participate because they were still waiting to watch this week's anime.
In addition, China's State Forestry Administration sued Samsung because Xiong YaoYue's phone was manufactured by them.
In response, the Korean government issued a statement on behalf of Samsung:
"Greater Khingan Mountains and Greater Khingan Mountains clearly belong to us Koreans! You should be the one compensating us! Also, the entire universe belongs to Korea! "
Because according to Korea's logic, Xiong YaoYue also belonged to them. So after careful consideration, the China government released Xiong YaoYue back to Korea to worship their ancestors (they even held a torch). So three days later, the Korean peninsula was set ablaze.
"Who did we offend!" Korean leader Third Fatty Jin was filled with grief and indignation.
Xiong YaoYue scratched the band-aid on her face, "Sorry, I was just too bored …"
While my thoughts were running wild, Xiong YaoYue already received a mission from the class leader to extinguish the bonfire. It's probably because the class leader felt it was better to extinguish the fire than start it. Also, if Xiong YaoYue didn't vent her excess energy, she would cause trouble elsewhere sooner or later.
Xiong YaoYue took the plastic basin the class leader gave her and ran to the creek. She filled the basin with water and ran back at an even faster speed. She spilled half of the water on the way back.
"Watch out! Water counters fire! Quick as the law! "
Xiong YaoYue shouted Taoism and some game settings as she happily splashed the basin of water.
Her aim was pretty accurate. Even though there wasn't enough water, she was still able to extinguish the bonfire with only a few flickering sparks remaining.
But the problem was that Eunuch Cao, who had just put on his clothes, didn't have time to dodge.
Thus, his clothes were completely drenched again! Eunuch Cao wanted to cry but had no tears to shed when he was in front of the fire!
The worst part was that the bonfire was extinguished! If you want to dry your clothes, you have to start a new fire! You also have to use wet firewood!
Eunuch Cao spat out a mouthful of water and said: "You're too fast, you should have given me some time to react …"
"It's because you're too slow!" Xiong YaoYue threw the plastic basin on the ground and put her hands on her hips, "You're a man, you should be able to dry yourself on such a hot day!"
"Let's go to the barbecue rack." The class leader helplessly looked at the trouble Xiong YaoYue caused, "The charcoal is already lit, so I shouldn't get sick."
Eunuch Cao could only bring his wet clothes to the barbecue rack.
Suddenly, he rolled his eyes and said to Xiong YaoYue:
"Winnie, did you know I can do magic?"
"Magic? Just you? "Xiong YaoYue had a face of disbelief," How do you do it? From a fatty to a dead fatty? "
"Who's scolding me?" Loud Mouth, who was a bit further away, raised her head vigilantly.
It really is a case of scolding a monk. In terms of body size, humans had all kinds of natural allies!
"Yes, magic!" Eunuch Cao nodded with certainty, "I have a magic trick. I just have to chant an incantation first and then pour water on you … Let's use this half bottle of mineral water and you won't get wet at all!"
"There's something like that?" Xiong YaoYue frowned, "Is the mineral water in your hand a prop?"
"You don't care if it's a prop or not." Eunuch Cao continued, "Anyway, if my magic trick doesn't work, I'll lose ten dollars to you."
Xiong YaoYue's eyes lit up when money was mentioned. She stood up straight and said: "Then come, I want to see how you do magic!"
"Don't bet with him!" Xiao Qin hurriedly reminded.
But it was too late. Eunuch Cao poured all of the water onto Xiong YaoYue's chest with 120% malice. As a result, the white t-shirt that had become very transparent after being wet instantly outlined the shape of the sports bra inside. Xiong YaoYue also became like Eunuch Cao, half of her body was drenched.
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