After the campfire was lit, Niu ShiLi and I made a simple clothes rack with branches and tape to dry Eunuch Cao's clothes.
Of course, it wasn't for him alone. If other people accidentally got their clothes wet, they could also take it off and dry it. (The girls probably didn't have to be topless like Eunuch Cao, they brought temporary clothes)
"Ma, master! Why is it so cold at the top of the mountain! " Eunuch Cao's fat body shone as he sat in front of the bonfire and said, "When I was on the bus, I was sweating from the heat!"
"No sh * t!" I told him in a bad mood, "You're a drowned rat, why don't you look at how tall the mountain is! For every 1000 meters above sea level, the temperature will drop by 6 degrees! You wasted your geography class! "
Actually, I spent most of my geography class sleeping and managing the online store. My dad once told me the general knowledge above.
Teacher Yu, who was not far away, nodded his head in relief when he heard me correctly mention a little knowledge.
What are you nodding for! You're an English teacher, not a geography teacher! What's there to be proud of when I said some general knowledge about geography! I can't even pronounce 'OK' correctly!
At this time, the barbecue rack was still being set up. Xiong YaoYue, who couldn't wait any longer, picked up a stainless steel barbecue fork and stuck a sweet potato in it. She squatted in front of Eunuch Cao and roasted it over the fire.
"Winnie, it's too close to the fire, it won't taste good if it burns!"
It was rare that Xiao Qin didn't pester me. Instead, she walked next to Xiong YaoYue and gave her opinion on the picnic.
She also picked up a sweet potato at the same time and squatted next to Xiong YaoYue in front of the campfire to roast it.
"This distance, three inches above the fire, makes the sweet potatoes the best!"
I said while demonstrating to Xiong YaoYue.
"Like this?"
"No, it's too low! It's burning! Hurry and blow it out! "
"It seems quite difficult … Xiao Qin, help me roast it first, I'll go see if there's anything else I can steal …"
Although it was a crude ingredient like roasted sweet potato and an even more crude method of roasting, I felt quite warm listening to the two girls exchanging cooking techniques, especially when Xiao Qin started talking to her classmates.
Maybe it's because Xiong YaoYue was the first person in class to know we were dating and expressed her support.
It doesn't matter if Xiao Qin and I are a couple or not, since Xiao Qin can communicate normally with others, it's still a progress worth celebrating.
The historic breakthrough was that Xiao Qin was facing a half-naked Eunuch Cao across the bonfire. In the past, Xiao Qin would be very nervous in front of boys other than me and couldn't even speak normally.
Even though Eunuch Cao kept bowing and bowing to the "Mistress" to show that he was not a threat.
I replaced Xiong YaoYue and sat next to Xiao Qin: "What? Has your androphobia been cured? "
"No!" Xiao Qin giggled as she roasted her and Xiong YaoYue's sweet potatoes.
"Then in front of …" I pointed at Eunuch Cao, "If you can talk to Winnie in front of this thing, wouldn't your symptoms be much better?"
Eunuch Cao was not angry at being called a 'toy' by me and continued to smile.
"Ye Lin classmate's disciple — — is my disciple, and I think this disciple is very weak …"
Eunuch Cao knelt down in front of the bonfire excitedly after hearing Xiao Qin admit he was her disciple. He immediately kowtowed three times and nine times in greeting to the emperor and shouted at the same time:
"Mistress Rong, this disciple can't thank you enough for taking me in! I wish master and mistress a hundred years of happiness, a thousand autumns for ten thousand generations, and the unification of the world … "
Eunuch Cao's comical appearance made Xiao Qin laugh and her face became even redder under the light of the bonfire.
She carefully adjusted the angle of her straw hat so the brim was raised high so the flames wouldn't lift the straw hat.
Another beetle flew over and landed on Xiao Qin's straw hat. I quietly blew the beetle away so Xiao Qin wouldn't be scared.
Don't misunderstand, it's not that I'm being considerate, but I feel that if Xiao Qin threw out the barbecue fork in a panic and it hit Eunuch Cao, then wouldn't Eunuch Cao be hurt by both the sharp weapon and the flames? He might even become a dead fatty.
No matter what, Eunuch Cao is my dad's bad friend and Director Cao's son. I can't let him die like the American flash animation 'Tree of Happiness'.
"Mistress, mistress." Eunuch Cao said with a shy face when he saw Xiao Qin's happy expression, "If mistress has any orders, I'll definitely do it!"
"If mistress doesn't like the big breasts of the study committee member and wants this disciple to use Dragon Claw to teach her a lesson, then this disciple will risk his life …"
Eunuch Cao swore his loyalty while bending his fingers and acting like an idiot.
I said angrily: "You're the one who wants to touch it! What does it have to do with Xiao Qin! "
Eunuch Cao said with grievance: "From what I see, mistress doesn't really like Gong CaiCai! If you don't believe me, let's let mistress say it herself! Mistress, what are you … "
Xiao Qin shook her head, then she turned around and whispered in my ear:
"I … Although I'm not afraid in front of Eunuch Cao, I still can't talk to boys. Help me tell him that I appreciate his good intentions, but I'm a good person and I can't bully Gong CaiCai. Next time when Ye Lin classmate isn't here, we can discuss on paper how to deal with the big breasted cow girl … "
Is there a good person like you! Calling a classmate a big breasted cow girl … I won't tell you that, if you want to say it, then say it yourself!
"Your mistress still can't talk to you, you just have to be respectful like before!"
I lectured Eunuch Cao while stirring the bonfire with a branch.
Xiao Qin handed me the sweet potato in her right hand, "Ye Lin classmate, do you want to try it? It's almost done roasting. "
She smiled abnormally happily.
"I remember when Ye Lin classmate was a child, you loved roasted sweet potatoes, it's probably the same now! When I first transferred here, he even ordered me to buy roasted sweet potatoes outside the school! "
Let's not talk about that … it made you run a few streets in the cold. You were originally afraid of the cold, maybe it was because of that time that you had menstrual cramps.
As Xiao Qin waved the sweet potato in front of my nose, I smelled a sweet scent and my mouth couldn't help but salivate.
But I decided to endure it because roasted sweet potatoes are easy to fill up. After the class leader sets up the barbecue rack, there will be more delicious food to choose from, so there's no need to rush.
"(* ^ _ _ ^ *) Hehe … Ye Lin classmate, do you remember when you would come to my house and roast vermicelli with me in front of the stove in the cold winter?"
I do remember, at that time, there were still people who roamed the streets of Dong Shan city selling popcorn, but they didn't often come to the neighborhood, so the gluttonous kids all did it by themselves. It was the easiest way to make snacks by holding a stick of vermicelli near the stove.
But … I don't think I went to your house willingly! It was because my snowball hurt you in the snowball scuffle, so not only did you beat me to the ground on the thick snow, but you also dragged me back to your house with a bloody nose and a swollen face, and forced me to bake vermicelli for you to eat!
On the other hand, he was sitting on a plush cushion, happily watching cartoons! When you finished eating, you would reach out to me for it. If it was too slow, you would throw the leftover vermicelli over!
Ah! The virtual fire is rising! The youth who was bullied as a child is currently shouting in the depths of my soul, telling me to throw Xiao Qin's straw hat into the fire and find a way to make her cry!
No, I have to endure, I have to endure! If you can't balance out treating Xiao Qin as a girlfriend, then you can treat her as a younger sister!
Doesn't Ai Mi often make trouble for me, and even punch and kick me (even though it doesn't hurt)?
I never get angry at Ai Mi, which means that 'younger sister' has special privileges. If I treat Xiao Qin as a younger sister, then I shouldn't care about all the bad things she did to me in the past, right?
Huh? It seems like I still can't completely resolve it. According to Buddhism, my inner demon is also very serious!
Maybe if I help my dad and Auntie Ren get married, then Xiao Qin and I will officially become siblings?
While I was thinking about this, Xiong YaoYue came back with a frown after skewering a dozen strange purple fruits on her fork.
"Tsk! The class leader's defense is tight, so there's no chance to steal food. She even said 'I'll only cause trouble if I don't help'! "
After she finished speaking, she squatted next to me and held the bunch of purple fruits over the fire to roast.
"What is this?"
I quickly covered my nose and asked as the purple fruits burst and emitted the smell of spoiled wine and expired peanut butter.
"I don't know either!" Xiong YaoYue replied with a smile and licked her lips with anticipation, "This is the wild fruit the class leader prevented me from eating on the mountainside. I found there were also some on the mountaintop, so I picked a dozen to try!"
"How can you roast fruits to eat!"
"You have to have the courage to explore! Because the class leader is always worried that this is poisonous, didn't she say flames can disinfect? "
Based on Xiong YaoYue's expression when she said this, it seems like she really thought she was smart.
The juice of the purple fruits flowed down onto the flames and instantly made the flames burn even more fiercely.
Damn, is there alcohol in it? Also, the smell was getting weirder and weirder, even Eunuch Cao began to cover his nose. I'm afraid it really isn't anything good!
"Winnie, don't eat this, we'll give both of our roasted sweet potatoes to you!"
I snatched the skewer from Xiao Qin and stuffed it into Xiong YaoYue's hands.
There's plenty of good things to eat after a while. I can eat beef and mutton, and Xiao Qin can eat seafood!
Xiong YaoYue didn't know what I was thinking and seemed to be very happy as she received the roasted sweet potatoes.
"Then what are you guys going to eat?"
"It's fine, we're not in a hurry." I waved my hands generously and gave Xiao Qin a look. Xiao Qin instantly understood and began to salivate as she looked at the frozen seafood near the barbecue rack.
"Xiao Qin's roasted sweet potatoes seem to be better than mine …"
Xiong YaoYue clamped the skewer between her legs and began to peel off the skin of a roasted sweet potato.
"It's only the outside that's black …"
What? Are the sweet potatoes you roasted also black on the inside? Don't tell me you still ate those sweet potatoes that were completely carbonized? How did you manage to survive until now?!
"Do you want some?" Since Xiong YaoYue had the roasted sweet potatoes, she wanted to give the unknown wild fruit that was already roasted into a purple lump to Eunuch Cao.
Eunuch Cao hurriedly waved his hands: "I haven't lived enough!"
"Coward!" Xiong YaoYue rolled her eyes at him. Then, in order to prove that she was brave enough, she actually ate all the purple roasted fruits along with the roasted sweet potatoes.
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