When we were near the top, I put Gong CaiCai on the ground in order to not be discovered by teacher Yu.
"Thank, thank you! I've given you a lot of trouble along the way … "
Gong CaiCai thanked me formally. She recovered a bit of her strength while on my back, so she gritted her teeth and walked up the last dozen steps.
She also had to walk faster because Xiao Qin was shooting vicious waves from behind.
"Get down the mountain, get down the mountain, get down the mountain …"
Xiao Qin muttered to herself.
"Stop cursing!" I said angrily, "Gong CaiCai is different from you and me! She would be dead if she got down the mountain! "
"Is that so?" Xiao Qin frowned and started to look for something in the bushes.
"Baby snake, baby snake, baby snake …"
"You're not allowed to look for snakes either! You're not allowed to hate others just because you have a flat chest! "
Xiao Qin grabbed the brim of her hat with both hands and pressed it down.
But she still followed behind me like a little tail.
After Gong CaiCai reached the top of the mountain, the natural environment and beautiful scenery also appeared in front of her eyes.
"It's so green!" Gong CaiCai said happily, "It's rare to see this much green in the city! It's right to listen to professor Bai and do something you've never done before! "
Did you still forget the teachings of the Scientific Faith? Although they helped you this time, in the end, you were able to see the beautiful scenery on the mountain because of your own bravery, right?
I've also seen aunties who were obsessed with Christianity who prayed to God for something (like a pair of shoes) every day. Then her son heard it and bought her a pair of shoes. The aunty would not praise her son for being filial, but she would put her palms together and sincerely say:
"Thank God for my leather shoes, amen."
What does it have to do with God! It's not like your son's salary is from God! The leather shoes are not 'made in heaven, Michael quality', they're from the state-owned enterprise Senda!
It's the same for Gong CaiCai. Instead of thanking the Scientific Faith, why don't you thank me and Xiong YaoYue who carried you up the mountain!
"Class leader, I'm hungry!"
Loud Mouth, who had just kicked Eunuch Cao twice and consumed a lot of calories, patted her stomach and shouted.
"Me too, it's really tiring to climb the mountain." Someone added.
"I'm not hungry. I'm just tired."
"No matter what, set up the barbecue grill. Niu ShiLi and the others have been carrying it all the way, it would be a waste if we don't use it!"
The class leader, who just ate a red bean bun to replenish her energy, couldn't help but sigh when she saw her classmates clamoring for a picnic.
Can't you eat on time? The class leader probably felt helpless about everyone's irregular lifestyle.
On the other side, Eunuch Cao had fallen into the water twice. His clothes were drenched, and when the wind blew on the mountain top, he actually shivered.
"Alright, let's light a bonfire and let Cao JingShen dry his clothes."
"Let everyone have something to do, so that you don't have to run around. Xu LiJun! Stop fooling around with You Chen! Hand over the firewood in your hands! "
My teammates from the basketball match, You Chen and Xu LiJun, were picking up a piece of dry wood each. The two of them were having a lot of fun.
After being scolded by the class leader, he felt that his actions were a bit childish, so he lowered his head and threw the firewood to the center of the campsite. Then, he started to figure out how to build a bonfire.
"Niu ShiLi, move this rock."
The class leader used the tip of her foot to kick a piece of rock the size of a washbasin at the center of the mountain.
Niu ShiLi spat on each of his palms. Right when he was about to move forward, Xiong YaoYue grabbed onto the edge of the rock and used all her strength.
"Yi ~ ~ ~ ~ Ya!" The rock was dragged away by Xiong YaoYue with a bright red face.
"I'm good, right?" Xiong YaoYue dusted off her dusty hands and used her index finger to wipe the bottom of her nose. She didn't mind it being dirty at all.
"Niu ShiLi, go wash your hands by the stream." The class leader said coldly, "The stream that Cao JingShen fell into."
"Huh?" Niu ShiLi paused, "I didn't do anything! Does the class leader think my spit is dirty … "
Niu ShiLi looked at his hands in shame.
Xiong YaoYue, who was beside him, let out a roar and rushed to the stream to wash her hands.
"Hahahaha! This job has been snatched by me again! I'm Superman! I … "
Halfway through, she felt something was wrong. She turned to the class leader and shouted: "Class leader, you tricked me! You wanted me to wash my hands in the first place!! "
"Go wash your hands … go wash your hands … go wash your hands …" Xiong YaoYue's loud and clear voice echoed in the valley for a long time.
Cuisong Mountain was not the only mountain nearby, but it was the only one that had been developed (there was a ruined stone pavilion at the top of the mountain). The other mountains were higher and more dangerous, not suitable for tourists to climb.
"To do this, first build a circle of rocks around it to prevent the flames from spreading."
After tricking Xiong YaoYue away, the class leader had a rare moment of peace. She directed the boys to build a bonfire.
After Xiong YaoYue dragged away the rock, a bare patch of land was revealed.
With this piece of land as the center, a few small rocks formed a firewall. This way, if we burned firewood in the middle, it wouldn't ignite the weeds outside.
It looks like the class leader put in a lot of effort for this outing. On the other hand, as a safety committee member, I didn't do anything other than stop Xiao Qin from hiding the Red Drill Snake in her bag and catch Gong CaiCai and Xiong YaoYue when they almost fell.
Wait, isn't that a lot of work? At least I stopped a girl with the highest breast volume from getting bitten in the chest by a snake, it's a great achievement!
I just can't say it out loud to take credit. If I did, regardless of whether the class leader would believe me or not, Xiao Qin would still be looked down upon by the girls.
After the firewood was piled up, the class leader said to Xu LiJun: "Give me a lighter."
"Huh?" Xu LiJun paused and his hands trembled in his pockets.
"Don't think I don't know you secretly smoke in the men's washroom." The class leader said, "You must have a lighter on you, right? Give it to me. "
"Then … don't tell teacher Yu …" Xu LiJun took out his lighter hesitantly.
At this time, teacher Yu was wandering around on the top of the mountain while reflecting on his not-so-successful teaching career.
"Help! Help! "
Right after we lit the bonfire, we heard a girl's cry for help from behind us.
I turned around and saw Gong CaiCai's face was deathly pale as if she was running away from something. She was so scared she was about to cry.
Behind her was Xiao Qin, who was also running.
No way? Did you start bullying Gong CaiCai as soon as I left? What did you use? Did you find another snake?
But upon closer inspection, I noticed that Xiao Qin's face was also filled with fear. She even lost her straw hat and the tears in her eyes appeared even earlier than Gong CaiCai.
What? Is there someone else bullying you guys? But I didn't see anyone behind you!
Is it a perverted mountain god? Was there already a perverted mountain god before Eunuch Cao became a god?
"How scary! What a scary beetle! "
Xiao Qin's expression changed. In order to avoid the large black beetle flying above her head, she ran around randomly.
Gong CaiCai was about the same. Two living people were scared to tears by a bug.
The boys were the same as me and laughed without any sympathy. Loud Mouth yelled: "You heartless people! Hurry up and help them get away! "
"Get out of the way, let the professionals do it!"
Xiong YaoYue pulled out a piece of burning firewood from the bonfire, raised it in her hand and shouted:
"Watch me burn them to death with my cursed torch!"
Who are you trying to burn to death! The large beetle is still Gong CaiCai and Xiao Qin! Is it worth using a weapon that can deal 162 damage per second!
The class leader looked at my eyes, then pointed at Xiong YaoYue. "Ye Lin, you know what to do, right?"
I walked up and snatched the torch from Xiong YaoYue's hand. Compared to the large beetle, this thing is more likely to hurt people.
"Let go! Robber! How can you take away soul-bound equipment! "
After all, I had 9 palaces and Xiong YaoYue only had 5 palaces, so I quickly subdued her and threw the half-burned firewood back into the bonfire.
At the same time, the class leader picked up a small pebble from the ground. After aiming in 1/3 of a second, she flicked her wrist and quickly threw the pebble.
The Tang Sect's hidden weapons are making a comeback! The sound of metal piercing through the air could be heard as it flew over Gong CaiCai and Xiao Qin's heads with incomparable accuracy. Then, it cut the big beetle that had been wreaking havoc for a long time in half!
"Ah! I can't accept this! "The large beetle screamed as it fell to the ground," I've only been a mountain god for a few days! "
Of course, that was only my imagination, but who told it to pester Gong CaiCai and Xiao Qin? That's why it's definitely a perverted beetle.
The class leader's increasingly proficient hidden weapons skills really surprised everyone. After a moment of silence, Loud Mouth took the lead and applauded:
"The class leader is amazing! I heard there's a darts tournament in the city, do you want to participate? "
"Class leader, you're too handsome!" This was a girl who idolized the class leader.
"Is it a coincidence …" Someone whispered, "He hit so accurately. It's not like this is a martial arts movie …"
Gong CaiCai and Xiao Qin, who were saved because of the class leader, stopped running after they couldn't hear the buzzing of the large beetle anymore.
"Luckily Ye Lin classmate was here, otherwise I would have died …" Xiao Qin threw herself into my arms like a sack.
The class leader didn't say anything when she saw this scene. Was this how siblings should behave? The class leader's mind was already in a mess, so she continued to direct the construction of the camp.
"I didn't save you." I pointed at Gong CaiCai, who was thanking the class leader, "The person who saved you was the class leader, can't you learn from Gong CaiCai?"
"Sob, Ye Lin classmate thinks my chest isn't as big as Gong CaiCai ~ ~ ~ ~" Xiao Qin immediately wiped away her tears.
"Who told you to learn that!" I said angrily, "I just want you to learn how to thank the class leader!"
"The class leader must have saved me in order to show off in front of Ye Lin classmate." Xiao Qin pouted, "A bad-hearted second female character like that would have a higher status in the male lead's heart!"
Xiao Qin, you really can't take compliments! I just praised you for not mocking the class leader for being a second female character, and now you're saying that!
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