"Ye Lin classmate, can you open the marshmallows for me to eat?"
Xiao Qin held a bag of marshmallows and placed the index finger of her other hand next to her mouth. She begged me with a pitiful expression.
It's only a bag of marshmallows, it's not real money, there's no need to act cute! If you want to eat it, then open it yourself!
I waved my hand to tell her to do as she pleased, so Xiao Qin happily tore open the packaging and took the largest piece of marshmallows to skewer it on a fork.
She extended it above the campfire and it was soon golden brown on the outside and gelatinous on the inside. The fragrance spread throughout the campsite along with the mountain breeze.
"I want to eat too!" Xiong YaoYue came over and stole even more forks from the class leader. The class leader was too busy playing with the dog and didn't take any precautions.
After everyone ate a fragrant marshmallow, Xiao Qin gave me the third one and poked Xiong YaoYue's back.
"Winnie, let's roast some more marshmallows and share them with the other students?"
"Huh? If they want to eat something this delicious, go roast it yourself! Why should we share it with them! "Xiong YaoYue didn't understand her intentions.
I blew on the hot marshmallows and also felt strange about Xiao Qin's suggestion.
When did Xiao Qin start to care about the well-being of other students? I was already surprised that my relationship with Xiong YaoYue improved today!
"(* ^ _ _ ^ *) Hehe … marshmallows are delicious, but they don't have much nutrition and they get full easily …"
"As long as we share it with others, they won't fight over more precious food with us! Won't the grilled seafood and grilled steaks all belong to us then? "
"That's right!" Xiong YaoYue slapped her thigh, "Good idea! Give me ten skewers, I'll roast them immediately! "
"Careful, it's too close to the fire, it's burning again!" Xiao Qin anxiously reminded.
Thus, the two of them with ulterior motives roasted a lot of marshmallows and distributed them one by one. Of course, Xiao Qin could only distribute them to the other girls, Xiong YaoYue was responsible for the boys.
"How dare you guys not eat what Winnie gave you!"
Xiong YaoYue used violence to threaten boys who didn't like to eat marshmallows.
Girls, on the other hand, liked to eat sweets more. If there was no danger of gaining weight, women's obsession with sweets might be equivalent to men's obsession with cigarettes and alcohol.
The class leader also took a stick of toasted marshmallows from Xiao Qin, but she purposely picked one with less sugar.
As long as there was food in the class leader's hand, Obama would stare at the hand holding the food. He wanted to know if there was any for him.
It was over. All his efforts to lose weight were in vain. Obama was going to eat like a big fat pig today. When he went back, even his master wouldn't be able to recognize him.
"I'm not eating any. Mom said that eating too much candy will spoil my teeth …"
Gong CaiCai stood far away from Obama and refused the cotton candy Xiao Qin gave her.
"If you don't eat, I'll poke your chest until it explodes!" Xiao Qin fiercely waved the sharp fork.
Do you think Gong CaiCai's breasts are made of balloons? If you stabbed it down, before Gong CaiCai could even scream, a bunch of guys would be screaming!
Gong CaiCai could only tearfully take the cotton candy that Xiao Qin stuffed into her hands and slowly eat it with tears in her eyes.
"Huh? So roasted cotton candy tastes so good … "Gong CaiCai was stunned after taking a bite," But I'm a bad child if I eat so much candy behind my mom's back … "
You're a bad child just because you eat a bit of candy? According to your family's standards, it's too easy to be a bad person!
"Does it taste good?" Unexpectedly, Zhuang Ni floated towards me like a ghost.
The bonfire in the center was very hot. If you didn't need to dry your clothes like me, no one would approach it.
"You want some too?" I pointed to the bag of cotton candy that was left on the grass and waved the fork in my hand.
Zhuang Ni's pupils were on the lighter side, so people would often think that the dark circles under her eyes were the center of her face.
At this moment, her pupils reflected the light of the bonfire and seemed to have a bit of warmth.
But her tone was still cold.
"Hmph, if I accidentally accepted food from a man, I would immediately have my stomach pumped and enema to remove all traces of a man after I found out the truth."
Needless to say, your disgust for men is already evident in your words. But it's fine to have a stomach pumped, but don't mention enema in front of the opposite sex!
As soon as I thought about the enema rubber balls and enema syringes I sold in my shop, I immediately thought about the worst possible direction.
"Tsk." I pretended to be disdainful, "If you hate men so much, why did you come over to talk to me?"
"I came to negotiate with you."
"Negotiate?"
Zhuang Ni nodded and clasped her hands in front of her skirt with a dignified posture.
"Trash leaf, you're doing very well. Continue to do this and make the class leader feel despair towards men, then she can throw herself into my arms."
Who's the trash leaf! How did the nickname those hooligans gave me get to your ears?
Also, what did I do? I didn't do anything, right? Why does the class leader feel sad because of me!
"It's fine if you don't understand, or it's better if you don't understand." Zhuang Ni looked at the class leader and smiled mysteriously, "Anyway, the more the class leader seems to be playing with the dog, the more lonely she feels. Only I, as a woman, can feel it."
"That's why vulgar creatures like men should have gone extinct along with the dinosaurs."
Don't randomly change the evolutionary history of living things! There were no humans in the Cretaceous period, even if there were, it would have been the Tyrannosaurus or Nobi Yasuo!
Moreover, in the Desolate Era, if there were no strong men, how would you women survive! There were ferocious beasts and poisonous insects everywhere! Xiao Qin would have been scared off by the giant beetles!
The only ones with stable fighting strength are the class leader and Xiong YaoYue. Zhuang Ni, do you want to be with Gong CaiCai and become their harem? Why does it feel so messy and terrible …
"Have you masturbated in front of the class leader's photo before?" Zhuang Ni suddenly asked.
"Nonsense, nonsense! No way! " I denied it in a hurry. The reason I felt nervous was because I almost did it, and it was even in front of a cross-dressing photo. At the time, I mistook it for the class leader.
Zhuang Ni snorted, "You're stuttering, it must have been done! You men only want to take the beautiful things for yourself, and then insult and destroy them! "
"Also, you always want to have another. It's hard to say how many girls you have lustful thoughts towards!"
I don't know why, but I felt like Zhuang Ni had no right to criticize me from a moral high ground.
"Hey hey hey, could it be that you're very loyal? If you already confessed to the class leader, then don't reach out to Gong CaiCai again! You tricked Gong CaiCai into touching her breasts, are you not a scumbag! You're a scumbag! "
"Hmph, I only admire beautiful things, not destroy them." Zhuang Ni argued irrationally.
"But I didn't destroy them!" I said tit for tat, "I still admire them! I want to open a huge harem and let them in to admire every day! "
I didn't know who 'they' included, I only said it to piss Zhuang Ni off.
"A harem?" Zhuang Ni sneered, "Although it's the first time we've met, I'm sure she's already dead set on you. If you're not afraid of death, you can try a bit with Xiong YaoYue …"
Zhuang Ni had already dropped out of school for a long time, so she wasn't used to calling Xiong YaoYue 'Winnie'.
"I like the class leader, and I don't want the cute Gong CaiCai to fall into the hands of a man. As for Xiong YaoYue …"
Zhuang Ni glanced at Xiong YaoYue, who was observing the barbecue from a very close distance. She didn't even notice her blackened face.
"If it's Xiong YaoYue, you can take her if you want …"
That's blatant discrimination against tomboys! Are you not even qualified to be a yuri!
Zhuang Ni's voice suddenly became sharp. She put her right hand into her skirt pocket as if she was holding onto something.
"Ye Lin, I didn't come with everyone to climb the mountain. I have something to say to you."
Although she wasn't as tall as the class leader, she could still get close to my ear if she stood on her tiptoes.
"I'm warning you, the class leader is the strongest, most independent, smartest, and most beautiful woman I've ever seen … If you dare to play with the class leader and abandon her, I'll kill you!"
Zhuang Ni's voice was as cold as a blade.
"Starting from your genitals, I'll use a utility knife and cut it centimeter by centimeter!"
"I only need to cut my genitals six times, right?"
Whose genitals are only six centimeters long! Don't look down on me!
"Ye Lin, I do what I say! On average, how many times do you masturbate to the class leader's photo every week? "
"I said I haven't done it!"
"A cowardly bandit who doesn't dare admit it …" Zhuang Ni lowered her voice and smiled, "I do it six times a week."
"What? What six times a week? "
"Don't play dumb. You know, it's the thing you don't dare to admit."
I kind of understood why the class leader always suffered losses when facing Zhuang Ni. This brat dared to say anything, dared to do anything. Although I don't know which of her words were the truth and which were lies, but it's enough to give me a headache.
"Because I do it six times a week, so my love for the class leader is deeper than yours. Don't think you can win against me!"
"What are you saying! That's completely meaningless! If it represents deep love, then I can also … "
"You can also what? Don't tell me you actually do it seven times a week and don't even rest on Sundays? "
"Do you rest on Sundays? It must have been hard on you for the other six days! But on Sunday, the class leader's photo can finally rest for a day, it's not easy! "
I couldn't help but mock.
"… I'll change it to Gong CaiCai's photo on Sunday."
You're the real scum compared to me! Six days for the class leader, and only one day for Gong CaiCai! If Gong CaiCai was a concubine in the palace, then she wouldn't even come! Don't stop me, let me barge into the palace to save her!
"Wu Zetian! Give me back my harem!!! "The me in a certain dimension shouted from the throne room with dual blades in my hands.
After threatening me not to reach out to the class leader, Zhuang Ni turned around and left. Before she left, she glanced at the cotton candy packaging on the ground.
"Cotton candy imported from America might not be safe. Last time, there was an incident where the sodium superphosphate exceeded the limit and it was destroyed on the spot."
Seeing that I didn't have any reaction to the 'sodium superphosphate', Zhuang Ni continued: "Sodium superphosphate solution is often used as an enema during surgery …"
You're bringing up enema again! You're the one who likes to destroy beautiful things! The roasted cotton candy was clearly delicious, but now that you mention it, it tastes weird!
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