"Really?"
Even though we were separated by the door, I could still imagine the light in Xiao Qin's eyes.
"Not only are you not kicking me out, you're even allowing me to help Ye Lin classmate change his clothes?"
Who allowed you to help me change my clothes? Do you think I'm your doll?
Xiao Qin giggled and ran into my bedroom. She took longer than expected to bring out a few clothes, so she directly knocked on the bathroom door.
"Ye Lin classmate, I'm going in! I'm asking for your permission! If you don't say anything, I'll take it as your permission! "
Her voice was abnormally quiet and it was almost inaudible over the sound of the water.
As she spoke, she was about to open the unlocked bathroom door from the outside.
I hurriedly pulled on the door handle from the inside.
Xiao Qin couldn't open the door after pulling a few times, so she muttered in bewilderment: "The damage to your door seems to have worsened …"
What nonsense! Isn't a normal door lock supposed to be locked and can't be opened from the outside! To be honest, my door needs to be fixed, otherwise who knows how many people (including me) will be exposed in front of others!
"You don't have to bring the clothes in!" I said, "Put the clothes in the laundry basket on top of the washing machine! Don't stay in the living room, I'm going to come out and get dressed! "
"Okay ~!" Xiao Qin replied seriously, "Then I'll wait for you on Ye Lin classmate's bed!"
Who told you to wait for me on the bed! There's still a big room … no, it's full of sex toys. Even if Xiao Qin already knows what my house does, it would be embarrassing if she saw the real thing. My dad's study? No, just the big breasted big sister mouse pad is enough for Xiao Qin to study for half a day — — after thinking about it, is my bedroom the only place I can stay besides the living room?
"You … you can go to my bedroom, but don't cause trouble! Don't I have a punching bag in my bedroom? If you're bored, then play! "
"Ye Lin classmate's words are so strange!" Xiao Qin giggled, "Why would a girl be interested in punching bags? Anyway, I'm going to wait for you on the bed, hurry up ~? "
Are you getting the roles mixed up? Under normal circumstances, shouldn't the girl be showering in the bathroom while the guy is waiting on the bed? Why do I have an illusion that I am about to be taken advantage of by someone else?
Since JJ was sticky with ketchup, I spent extra time cleaning him today.
Maybe he washed it more seriously than usual … but it was only because it was stained with ketchup, it had nothing to do with Xiao Qin waiting outside!
He suddenly remembered what Xiao Qin just said: You want to dip me in ketchup …
No! Don't let your imagination run wild! Your task is to wash yourself clean. If a certain part of your body expands uncontrollably, it's only because of the hot water. Thermal expansion and cold contraction are purely physical phenomena!
When I came out of the bathroom with a scarf around my waist, Xiao Qin obediently didn't ambush me in the living room.
I glanced around and saw the laundry basket on top of the washing machine. The basket was filled with my underwear and outerwear, neatly stacked together.
Although it was understandable for Xiao Qin to praise her, the way she stuck her head out of the door frame and peeked at me made her deduct 50 points.
"Ye Lin classmate is so strong!" Xiao Qin blushed.
It's all because I trained day and night to defeat you! If I wasn't bullied by you, I might be as skinny as the class leader, or as fat as Eunuch Cao!
I picked up my boxer briefs and was about to put them on, but I suddenly realized that if I raised my legs, I would expose my important parts in front of Xiao Qin.
"Go into the room and close the door, you're not allowed to peek!"
I yelled at Xiao Qin.
"Don't be so stingy ~ ~ ~ I've already seen everything I wanted to see, I won't get pregnant even if you let me look a bit longer!"
Xiao Qin used a spoiled tone to cause trouble.
Huh? It sounds like Xiao Qin isn't interested in the contents of my towel apron? Why … do I feel a bit disappointed?
"Hey, you don't seem to be looking forward to seeing me naked?"
Xiao Qin was still giggling.
"Actually, as long as I use my imagination, Ye Lin classmate is completely naked in my eyes at any time."
What kind of imagination is this! Is it okay to use a young girl's imagination in this area? Also, isn't this the 'adulterous gaze' that Eunuch Cao mentioned! So you've been adulterous every day in class!
"Also, it's useless even if you cover it with a towel, I've already seen the contents of it!"
I turned pale with fright.
What? When did you see it! Don't tell me there's not only a bug in your thermos, but there's also a camera? Doesn't that mean that the scene of my dad bathing and changing clothes will also be filmed?
Xiao Qin waved her hand down to express "it's fine, it's fine", then she said with a smile:
"It's not a big deal ~ ~ ~ I've already seen your little mushroom when you were playing with other boys, I've seen it more than once!"
Ah, now that I think about it, the only special skill I had was that I could pee further than others. I've always wondered why the Little Tyrant didn't participate in the boys throwing competition!
Xiao Qin held her blushing face with one hand, "Now that I think about it, it's a beautiful memory ~ ~ ~"
Beautiful my ass! There was one time when I didn't wash my hands after the throwing competition and accidentally bumped into you. As a result, you stepped on me and buried my head in the sand! Do you want me to cosplay as an ostrich? At that time, I really felt like I was going to die!
Also, I'm not satisfied with the name little mushroom! You don't even have a little mushroom, you have to stuff a pair of socks in your underwear to pretend to be one!
"Hmph, a scholar who has been away for three days must be looked at in a new light. Do you think my little mushroom is the same as your breasts and hasn't changed much after all these years? Don't act like you know everything about me! "
Xiao Qin puffed up her cheeks in anger after I mocked her breasts.
"Ye Lin classmate, you're in too much of a hurry, it's impossible for the crops you plant to mature tomorrow! Didn't you say, didn't you say it would grow up after a while! At least it's not as flat as before! "
I was still only wearing a towel. If Xiao Qin didn't shrink her head back, I wouldn't be able to put on any clothes.
"Hmph, anyway, your breasts didn't change much, at most it changed from a pancake to a gong pancake. You don't have the right to call me a little mushroom!"
Xiao Qin had a hurt expression on her face, "Is, is a little mushroom not good! It's because Ye Lin classmate is a little mushroom, that's why you can pair up with a gong pancake! I think Ye Lin classmate's harmless little mushroom is the cutest! "
Hey, hey, hey, don't keep saying "little" "little"! Who's harmless! Do you believe I won't rip off my scarf and scare you!
"Anyway, I won't dislike Ye Lin classmate because of this …" Xiao Qin gave me an understanding smile, "It's fine as long as Ye Lin classmate doesn't dislike me …"
Who needs your sympathy! Even if you don't dislike me, I'll dislike you! Your breasts are so small and you can also go berserk, who wants you as a girlfriend! I'm looking for an opportunity to get rid of you!
I've always been angry, but this time my anger seems to have gone somewhere else! It's not good!
Xiao Qin widened her eyes in surprise.
"Ye Lin classmate, there's something strange under your scarf? It's bulging up? Are you hiding something? Did you hide a shampoo bottle under it? "
She was only surprised for a moment, then her gaze turned to deep sympathy.
"This, this is the same as me stuffing socks into my underwear, isn't it just to show off? Ye Lin classmate doesn't have to do this in front of me, no matter if you're tall, short, fat, or thin, I'll accept everything you have … "
Her tone changed and she had an eager expression, "Haha, although sis Ying Ran said a man's size is important, I definitely won't care about Ye Lin classmate's size! It doesn't matter if it's small! I'll use all my love to water this little guy! "
Damn, you're looking down on me too much! Why does it sound like the strong are talking to the weak! My height isn't the only thing that's been growing in the past three years! You forced me to do this. I don't care what happens next! I'll let you have a fated reunion with the little mushroom in your memories!
My mind heated up, I suddenly ripped off the scarf around my waist and presented myself in front of Xiao Qin without reservation.
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