After I repeatedly promised that I wouldn't harm her weak life, Gong CaiCai finally let out a sigh of relief. She stopped talking like a recorder.
"Don't … worry, I promised the class leader that I wouldn't tell anyone about you guys, I swear I won't tell anyone! If I dare to say anything … I'll be smashed to death by the vase at home … "
Gong CaiCai made a solemn vow as if there was a god looking down on her from the heavens.
"There's nothing going on!" I scratched my head, "Actually, it was all an illusion caused by the low pressure, no, it was an accident! The only reason our lips touched was because the class leader wanted a strand of my hair and I didn't want to give it to her! "
I said as I pointed to the top of my head.
But when Gong CaiCai was talking to me, she didn't dare to raise her head. She was also short, so she didn't see my movements. Based on her line of sight, her gaze should have landed on my abdomen, or even lower.
After hearing that the class leader wanted my hair, Gong CaiCai had an expression as if her worldview was shattered.
Her hands were hanging in front of her and she was desperately trying to tuck in the hem of her skirt. Because of the pressure from her upper arms, the presence of the two balls in front of her chest became even more prominent.
"Is … is that so? I don't really understand, but it shouldn't be a strange thing between lovers, right? "
Who's a lover with the class leader! Also, how much did you misunderstand! The hair I was talking about was hair, hair! Don't think of strange things!
By the way, didn't the class leader explain it to you once during lunch? What, did she not raise the hair matter? Was it because she was embarrassed to let Gong CaiCai know that her OCD was already this serious, so she only vaguely guaranteed that Gong CaiCai wouldn't be harmed by me?
Now that's great! Your holy image in Gong CaiCai's eyes is starting to crack! Gong CaiCai saw you kissing me, and you confidently guaranteed that I wouldn't hurt her. This shows that you have an unusual control over me. This is clearly admitting that you have an improper relationship with me without being forced to do so. Also, Gong CaiCai misunderstood that we were doing something perverted like exchanging body hair!
"Hey, hey, hey, why is your comprehension so bad as a study commissary? Listen to what others are saying! "
Gong CaiCai trembled and almost cried after being fiercely yelled at by me.
"I'm, sorry! I'm sorry that someone like me is actually a commissary in charge of studies … "
He bent his small body 90 degrees like a folding ruler. When would the Japanese of the Nanjing Massacre apologize so sincerely?
"Sigh, I have no problem with you being the study commissary. The main problem is that you misunderstand me too easily …"
Suddenly, a volleyball fell from the sky. I felt a gust of wind at the back of my head and instinctively dodged to the side. However, the target of the volleyball was Gong CaiCai's face. Gong CaiCai, who had poor motor skills, helplessly stood in the same place. She accepted her fate and closed her eyes to take the hit.
I didn't think too much and reached out with both hands. I used basketball skills and a bit of Hua Jin from Yin Yang Sanshou to intercept the aggressive volleyball. It was only 5 centimeters away from hitting Gong CaiCai's nose.
Not far away, Xiong YaoYue laughed and scolded, "He's actually quite strong!"
I held the volleyball in my hand and was confused. Xiong YaoYue ran over like the flash and shielded Gong CaiCai behind her. She said to me in a bad mood:
"After taking advantage of me, you want to take advantage of Gong CaiCai? You guys are so low class! It's only because I have big breasts … "
As Xiong YaoYue spoke, she stretched out her Lushan Paw and playfully patted Gong CaiCai's chest, causing another round of turbulent waves.
"… You're bullying her because she has big breasts? I was wrong about you! You look more handsome when you're fighting with higher grade students! Aren't you embarrassed when you're doing that? "
Xiong YaoYue's rebuttal made me both angry and amused.
"Eh? From what you're saying, it sounds like you're the good one and I'm the bad one? It seems like you've bullied Gong CaiCai more than I have! Who was the one who threatened to lift her skirt? Who was the one who reached out and groped her chest? What right do you have to criticize me? "
Xiong YaoYue's imposing manner did not decrease. "Hmph! Don't quibble! I'm the only one who can bully Gong CaiCai! The rest of you can't! "
She suddenly thought of something and thought for a bit, "But, considering our friendship, I can share it if the class leader wants to bully Gong CaiCai …"
Are you treating Gong CaiCai like a plush toy, bastard! The class leader wouldn't be so bored as to bully Gong CaiCai! Gong CaiCai, on the other hand, was almost hit by the volleyball that you hit and touched her chest. She also heard that I 'took advantage of you' and was on guard against you lifting up her skirt. Her brain couldn't handle so much explosive information. Her face turned red and white. She was about to crash!
"Anyway, hurry up and leave! Our friendship isn't good enough for me to share Gong CaiCai! "
Xiong YaoYue made a movement similar to a chicken to chase me away, "Hurry up and leave! — — I'll kick you if you don't leave! "
I felt like I wouldn't make any progress even if I stayed, so I turned around and walked towards the basketball court.
"Hey! Stop right there! "Xiong YaoYue yelled from behind me," Volleyball! Don't take the volleyball away! What am I supposed to play with if you take the volleyball away! Do you want me to play with Gong CaiCai's ball! "
Gong CaiCai lowered her head in sadness after Xiong YaoYue repeatedly mentioned her breasts in front of me. The entire world must have turned gray in her eyes.
I originally planned on spiking the ball back to Xiong YaoYue, but after considering Gong CaiCai was behind her, I safely threw the volleyball back to her.
When I passed by the old banyan tree in front of the school building, I heard Little Smart cursing Niu ShiLi's name among a group of girls.
Huh? How did Niu ShiLi provoke Little Smart? Niu ShiLi is the vice class leader, so he blindly follows the class leader's lead and always upholds justice and peace. How could he get in the way of Little Smart's matters?
I stopped and listened carefully. It turns out it was because Captain Guo SongTao trained Niu ShiLi alone after school yesterday. It caused Little Smart, who always fantasized that Guo SongTao and Shen ShaoYi were gay friends, to be dissatisfied. She felt Niu ShiLi became a mistress who destroyed other people's pure feelings.
Ah, Niu ShiLi, you've worked hard. I can't believe not only did I have to offer you as a sparring partner for the basketball team, but you also have to bear Little Smart's hatred for me! Back then, Little Smart even thought I was brother Tao and Shen ShaoYi's mistress!
Overall, today's school life ended without any mishaps. Everyone went their own ways after school ended. I wanted to ask Xiao Qin how she was going to return brother Optimus Prime to me, but I couldn't find any traces of her. I only found her waiting behind a telephone pole when I left the school gate.
Xiao Qin, who was wearing her school uniform, tilted her head and asked me: "Ye Lin classmate, do you want to go together?"
"What baa baa! Don't think you can fool me by acting cute! Don't forget to bring brother Optimus Prime over tonight! You promised! "
Xiao Qin hesitated for a bit. Every summer, catkins would fly all over DongShan city. These cotton-like things would fly around her as if they were her worries.
"(* ^ _ _ ^ *) Hehe … Ye Lin classmate, how about we forget the grudges between the Autobots and Decepticons and play a game of avoiding catkins!"
She said while carrying her Hello Kitty backpack and dodging the flying catkins. She had a serious expression as if she was sparring with an expert and there were even beads of sweat on her forehead.
Who wants to play this retarded game with you! You clearly don't want to return brother Optimus Prime to me! If you don't return it, I'll fire you as my girlfriend!
Xiao Qin walked out of the catkins in a discouraged manner after hearing my threat. There was a catkin stuck to her face but she didn't even have the heart to knock it off.
"No choice, I'll take the subway home to get it … But, can I do my homework at your home?"
I thought about it carefully. If I could not only get brother Optimus Prime back, but I could also copy homework, then today would be a happy day.
But I was still a bit worried: "Won't Auntie Ren ask if you leave without doing your homework?"
Xiao Qin shook her head and let the catkins on her face naturally fall off.
"My mom can't come back tonight because she's working overtime. Um … can we also eat dinner at your home? I won't give you any trouble, I'll bring two takeouts! "
"Um … you don't have to bring takeouts, I'll order them." I said hesitantly, "You just have to bring brother Optimus Prime over, the cardboard box is pretty big … Oh right, give me your backpack first so I can take it home, otherwise you'll have to carry it back and forth …"
"Um … there's no need." Xiao Qin tactfully declined, "There's a key in the bag, it's easier to lose it if I leave it outside … If I can eat dinner with you and do homework together, it's nothing."
Xiao Qin waved goodbye to me and walked to the road that led to the subway.
At 7 o 'clock in the summer, the sky was still bright. I sat at home anxiously waiting for Xiao Qin's arrival. I had a feeling things wouldn't go so smoothly, I felt like Xiao Qin wouldn't return brother Optimus Prime to me so easily.
After I heard a few hesitant knocks, I opened the door and saw Xiao Qin with an apologetic expression. Although she was carrying a backpack, her hands were empty. I don't know where brother Optimus Prime and the robots were hidden.
As soon as she entered, she knelt down in front of me and said with an extremely pained tone.
"I'm really sorry! Brother Optimus Prime was kidnapped on the way! There were a lot of people and they seemed to be triads. I tried my best to resist but it was useless … curse me! Punish me! As long as you don't fire me as your girlfriend, you can do whatever you want to me! "
Xiao Qin propped up her upper body and made a pitiful expression, "Brother Optimus Prime is too pitiful to be kidnapped by triads! As long as they don't mistreat him! "
Damn it! Why would triads want to steal Transformers toys! You clearly didn't want to return brother Optimus Prime to me, so you made up a lie! But you only came to freeload and do homework with me!
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