I let you choose a method to deal with yourself, but you can't get away from 'stripping' and 'bed'? Are you determined to pay with your body today?
I don't know why, but there was a fiery sensation in my lower abdomen. I couldn't stand up from the chair for a while. My casual shorts were very thin, I would be exposed.
Thus, I accompanied Xiao Qin to eat fries with ketchup. Xiao Qin was excitedly looking forward to the moment of execution.
Speaking of which, my dad went to write textbooks and Auntie Ren had to work overtime. It was dangerous for me and Xiao Qin to be alone in the same room!
Also, what was going on in my head? Ever since I felt my life was in danger, my desire has been soaring. Even if the person in front of me was the Little Tyrant who had stepped on me countless times in the past, my blood would still boil! My brain was automatically recalling where the store's condoms were! There was a voice in my head saying: So what if it's the Little Tyrant who bullied you in the past? As long as you press her under your body countless times, wouldn't it be considered your revenge?
No, I can't! After being teased for so long, if this continues, Xiao Qin won't even have to do anything and I will push her down! I'm going to fall into the snake beauty's trap!
Asshole, you're still eating fries as if nothing happened? Don't you know you're about to lose your chastity to me? I might be like a beast in heat and ravage you on the bed!
I suddenly recalled the time when Auntie Ren suspected I pushed her daughter down and searched the room for bloodstained bedsheets.
Not good! Auntie Ren clearly warned me that before high school, Xiao Qin and I could only be intimate with each other by kissing (In other words, we had already reached Auntie Ren's upper limit after French kissing). If I broke through my lower limit and Auntie Ren's upper limit, Auntie Ren would definitely come knocking. Didn't she say if I made Xiao Qin pregnant, she would crush my dad's balls? Auntie Ren, who is abnormally impulsive when it comes to relationships, could definitely do it!
After thinking about it, I made a difficult decision in order to not screw my dad over: I'll kick Xiao Qin out after I finish eating the fries! I won't be able to control myself if I let her stay any longer!
After I made up my mind, I didn't know why I was already naked. I was standing under the shower with only one door between us.
Come to think of it, the root cause of this should be Xiao Qin adding ketchup to the plate.
Xiao Qin seemed to have guessed that I wanted to chase her away. She tore open three bags of ketchup (newly opened fast food restaurants are so generous) and was about to add it to her plate. But she didn't sit properly and her chair fell backwards. It looked like she was about to fall onto the floor along with the ketchup.
The most important training for martial artists is the stance and horse stance. How could you be unstable when you've been influenced by Auntie Ren since you were young? The chair with four legs and you with two legs will have a total of six legs. Six legs will cause you to lose your balance. You're so useless that you might as well reincarnate as a caterpillar! At least caterpillars have more legs!
I can guess what Xiao Qin was thinking even with my knees.
It's nothing more than wanting to dirty her clothes with ketchup (For a white shirt, ketchup will immediately turn into snow plum blossoms). That way, she can use the excuse that she doesn't have street clothes to wear and stay at my house for the night. She can wait until the clothes are washed and dry before leaving.
If the ketchup splashed onto her hair, she can even request to wash her hair at my house. That way, the atmosphere will be even more ambiguous!
How can I let you succeed? I made a prompt decision. I grabbed Xiao Qin's wrist with one hand to stop her from falling backwards. My other hand quickly knocked away the ketchup that Xiao Qin was planning to squeeze onto her body. The three bags of red substance flew high up and kept spinning.
Just as I was feeling proud of myself, I didn't expect the ketchup to fall from the sky again. One packet hit my head, one hit my t-shirt, and one hit my shorts.
I was hit three times in a row and the bright red sauce made me look like a Japanese soldier who got shot three times in an anti-Japanese movie.
My hair was red and sticky. There was also a peony blossoming on my chest. The 8th Route Army's marksmanship is pretty accurate! The worst part was my shorts — — it just so happened to be injured in the crotch area! The strong penetration of the sauce penetrated through my shorts and underwear. My dick might have already been dyed red!
"Ah! How can you be so careless! "Xiao Qin made a completely innocent expression and then said with a smile:
"Let me help you clean up as your girlfriend!"
She took out a handkerchief (with a Hello Kitty pattern) from her pocket and directly aimed it at the stain on my shorts.
Bastard, did you not see the obvious red on my head and chest? You just had to provoke my gunpowder storehouse — — you probably won't feel good if I don't do it today!
I resisted the urge to snap. I didn't let Xiao Qin touch my sensitive areas, so I got up and went to the bathroom.
"I'm going to wash off the ketchup, you should go home first!"
I ordered Xiao Qin through the bathroom door.
"How, how can it be like this! Ye Lin classmate, you're too wasteful! "
"Huh? Wasteful? How am I wasteful? "
"The ketchup that got on Ye Lin classmate can be used again! I'm really looking forward to dipping my fries in the ketchup on Ye Lin classmate's body! "
What? The perverted Japanese have a female physique, are you trying to use me as a male physique because you're not willing to fall behind?
"Also, the world's water resources are so scarce, it's too selfish for Ye Lin classmate to take a bath!"
Eh? Do I have to sleep with this ketchup on my head? When did you become a thrifty person like the class leader? Also, the class leader loves cleanliness. If she had dirt on her hair, she would immediately take a bath. There's no way she would hesitate because of the world's water resources!
"But … Ye Lin classmate, in order to save water and support the poor people in the Sahara desert, you should be taking a bath with your girlfriend ~ ~ ~ ~"
Eh? You make it sound so dignified, but in the end, this is your goal? There should be a limit to how much you throw yourself at me! I have to turn up the cold water to barely calm down!
I suddenly remembered that the lock on my bathroom door was broken. If Xiao Qin barged in naked, I would have no way out. I would have no choice but to fight her hand to hand.
The final battle with the Little Tyrant that I have rehearsed countless times in my mind is definitely not a scene that is not suitable for children.
No matter what, it should be lightning and thunder, strong winds and strong grasses. You punch me, I kick you, fighting for three hundred rounds. In the end, both of them fell into the mud, gasping for breath, admitting that the other party was fated to be their equal in strength!
What? Do you think we can still fight for three hundred rounds right now, we can still gasp for breath while lying on the wet bed, and we can still look at each other and admit to each other?
But we can compete to see who falls first in a hand to hand fight with the Little Tyrant, but what about a hand to hand fight with Xiao Qin? Competing … competing to see who climaxes first?
"Xiao Qin, you're not allowed to come in!" I warned in a stern voice, "If you barge in, I'll definitely fire you as my girlfriend! I mean what I say! "
"Okay …" Xiao Qin replied disappointedly, "I'll slowly eat the remaining fries and listen to the sound of your shower."
"Who told you to eat while listening to the sound of me bathing? Hurry up and finish eating and leave! I'm in a bad mood, so I'm not in the mood to do my homework! "
Xiao Qin let out a loud "Huh?"
"But, but Ye Lin classmate promised to do homework with me. Didn't you do what you said? "
"Hmph!" I rubbed the foam off my head while shouting through the door: "You promised to bring brother Optimus Prime to me!"
"But … Ye Lin classmate is a man and I'm just a weak girl. How could it be the same? Moreover, the firepower of the underworld was too strong! Tut tut tut tut tut, rocket launchers and submachine guns were so scary! I have no choice! "
Was this another lie from the underworld? Aren't you tired of it? I concentrated on scrubbing my back and ignored her.
Xiao Qin was acting spoiled and shamelessly through the door:
"No, no, no, no ~ ~ ~ I'm not leaving! Ye Lin classmate promised to do homework with me! You clearly promised to do it with me! You want to do it with me, you want to do it with me! I want to do it alone with Ye Lin classmate! Last time with the class leader and the other two doesn't count! "
Can't you add the word 'homework'? My mouth was crooked from anger in the bathroom mirror!
"Shut up!" I said angrily, "I'll never do homework with you again if you keep this up! The class leader and Gong CaiCai's grades are better than yours, I'll find them when the time comes! "
I suddenly remembered I went into the bathroom in a hurry and didn't bring a change of clothes. It wasn't safe to leave with a towel wrapped around my apron.
Thus I authorized Xiao Qin to take two of my clothes from the closet.
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