"Ah, it hurts, you actually launched a surprise attack!"
I grinned as I saw the class leader finally pull out my hair. The short white weasel hair was stuck between the class leader's thumb and index finger and it was almost transparent under the sunlight.
After she was no longer bothered by her OCD, the class leader calmed down and thought about how we were seen and misunderstood by Gong CaiCai.
"Ye Lin, I'll tell Gong CaiCai what's going on. You should also explain it to her, she's mainly afraid of you …"
I sighed, "She's like a mouse seeing a cat when she sees me. It's hard for me to even talk to her, so how can I explain it clearly? If she wants to misunderstand, then let her! It's just an accident, we don't have to be afraid of the consequences … "
After I described our kiss as an accident, the class leader frowned unhappily. She then heard me say 'we don't have to be afraid of the consequences', so she quickly removed her hands from the desk and returned to her normal posture.
"Anyway, we can't just leave Gong CaiCai like this! You saw it too, she misunderstood us and was so afraid, if we don't explain it … "
I raised one of my eyebrows, "Then what? A philosopher once said: an explanation is a cover up, the more you explain, the messier it gets. A true warrior doesn't need an explanation! "
The class leader glared at me, which clearly meant "Don't interrupt me, let me finish!"
"Gong CaiCai is very timid, if we let her scare herself, she might get into danger!"
"Danger?" I frowned and thought about it, "Is she really going to leave a suicide note, cry and hang herself?"
After hearing this possibility, the class leader had a bad expression on her face. She turned around and wanted to chase after Gong CaiCai.
I noticed the class leader was still pinching my white hair, so I said disapprovingly:
"Just throw it on the ground! Do you want to keep it as a souvenir? "
The class leader paused for a moment, then she realized I was referring to the hair. She denied it with a bit of embarrassment:
"It's just that the student on duty just swept the floor, so I don't want to dirty it!" She said while carelessly putting the hair into the pocket of her sports pants.
"I'll be responsible for throwing worthless trash like this into the trash bin!"
Then, as if she was afraid that I wouldn't believe her, she added, "I will throw it into the non-recyclable trash sorting area!"
I don't really care. Hair that has already left the follicle is indeed no different from garbage. But this white hair was exchanged with your first kiss! The price was completely disproportionate! Aren't you devaluing this strand of hair? Aren't you devaluing your first kiss as well?
The class leader seemed to have realized this as well. Her eyes were filled with resentment, but she had nowhere to vent it.
Only now did he realize that he had suffered a loss? Will the class leader, who was taken advantage of by me because of her OCD, treat me as a target of hatred? Will she put this strand of hair in her diary and write an entire book of curses to mourn the loss of her first kiss, and remind herself not to forget to take revenge?
I couldn't help but shiver when I thought about the hidden shotgun in the class leader's house.
If the class leader knew it wasn't my first kiss and I already kissed her with my tongue, she would probably feel even more guilty.
This … Captain, don't shoot! No, class leader, don't shoot me with a shotgun. Even though I lost my first kiss, I will use other things to express my apologies! For example, contributing intelligence to class decisions … Ah, no! My intelligence can't even reach 9. Even if I reached it, it would be a 9 with a circle. Then, what about stamina? I can help you move things at the sports meet! What? Niu ShiLi can do that as well as me? I really can't think of how to make it up to you. But if you don't mind, I can still keep my virginity …
Damn it! What was I thinking!
I blushed at my last filthy thought. I should be a Spartan! I shouldn't have any desire to copulate with women! Was it because I felt like my life was in danger when I was kidnapped yesterday, so my male instincts made me want to have offspring?
Just like how men would pitch tents when they are being hanged, do I want to sow the seeds of life while I'm still alive?
After the class leader chased after Gong CaiCai, I was still sitting on the chair thinking about this serious question.
From a eugenics perspective, a child born with Shu Sha should be taller and smarter than a child born with Xiao Qin, right? If it was a girl who was lucky enough to inherit Shu Sha's intelligence and my physical strength, and also wanted to develop in the police force like Shu Sha, then she might be a tyrant flower that would make criminals tremble in fear!
But the class leader's family contains trap genes. If she gave birth to a boy and he walked the same path as Shu Zhe, then as the father of the new generation of traps, I could only admit defeat.
I couldn't help but look forward to my and Xiao Qin's offspring. But no matter how I thought about it, we wouldn't give birth to a child, but rather an enhanced version of the latest bioengineered humanoid weapons. It's a killing machine! If they unfortunately inherited Xiao Qin's bullying personality, they would definitely bully other children to death in kindergarten! I would definitely worry about my son (or daughter) being sent to juvenile detention every day! Also, he (or she) wouldn't rebel and beat me up, right?
Please don't think I have the evil desire to have children with both the class leader and Xiao Qin at the same time. I'm a lone wolf that doesn't need relationships or a family. Also, if I gave birth to a girl with my fierce gaze, she probably wouldn't be able to get married. There was a class test in language class. When I was answering a reading question, there was a paragraph about "Empress Dowager Cixi ordered him to die in a fit of rage". I didn't pay attention and mistook "order him to die" as "kick him to death", so I wrote a lengthy analysis:
Later in the language class, there was a class test. When I was answering a reading analysis question, there was a paragraph about "Empress Dowager Cixi ordered him to die in a fit of anger". I didn't pay attention and mistook "ordered him to die" for "kicked him to death". So I wrote down my analysis:
I couldn't stop once I started writing. Later on, I combined my experience with hoodlums and described how to kick someone to death.
Of course, this paper was severely criticized by the language teacher. Old man Zhang even asked me to demonstrate the correct method of kicking someone to death, but that's a story for another time.
Of course, this paper was fiercely criticized by the language teacher. Old man Zhang even made me go on stage and show the correct way to kick someone to death. But that's a story for another time, let's not talk about it for now.
At noon, I saw the class leader forcefully drag Gong CaiCai to the food street. I'm not sure how the class leader persuaded her, but Gong CaiCai no longer begged for mercy when she saw me, but she still looked at me with a strange expression.
At noon, I saw the class leader forcefully drag Gong CaiCai to the food street. She was probably taking her to eat. I'm not sure how the class leader persuaded her, but Gong CaiCai no longer begged for mercy when she saw me, but she still looked at me with a strange expression.
In the blink of an eye, it was free time again. Since the state education committee set a minimum amount of exercise for middle school students, the school encouraged everyone to exercise and sweat during this time.
The boys mainly revolved around basketballs and soccer balls. The girls did everything. Some practiced volleyball like the class leader and Xiong YaoYue, some gossiped under the shade of a tree like Loud Mouth and Little Smart, and some played badminton, kicked shuttlecock, and jumped rubber bands … Of course, there was also Xiao Qin who didn't exercise at all. She was afraid of growing muscles and getting tanned by the sun, so she stared at me from behind the window.
On the way to watch Niu ShiLi and the others train, I bumped into Gong CaiCai who seemed to have something on her mind.
She walked along the base of the school wall, taking small steps in the dim shadows. Her face was full of lingering melancholy. Every once in a while, her eyebrows would twitch nervously, as if there was something terrible blocking her way in the future, making her very frightened.
Since I bumped into her here, I'll reluctantly listen to the class leader and 'explain' what happened yesterday to Gong CaiCai.
Thus I shouted her name: "Gong CaiCai, wait a minute."
As if she heard the Black Impermanence come to take her life, Gong CaiCai suddenly stopped and trembled like she was in a freezer.
"Ye, Ye, Ye, Ye, Ye Lin classmate, why are you looking for me?"
The words that came out of Gong CaiCai's mouth sounded like a broken recorder.
I shook my head helplessly, put my hands in my pockets and tried to speak in a slow tone:
"Gong CaiCai, don't be afraid, I won't eat you."
Gong CaiCai nodded like a chick pecking at rice. "Thank, thank you." She actually said that.
You want to express your gratitude because I won't eat you? Does she really think of herself as a sheep and me as a drooling wolf?
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