"It's delicious!"
When it comes to food she likes, Xiao Qin will never be reserved and say things like "it looks, smells, and tastes great" or "it's fragrant and delicious, fat but not greasy". Instead, she will just say "delicious" in a short, flat, and quick way.
She was obviously good at all kinds of fallacious reasoning and long speeches, but at this time, she was a man of few words.
"It's not that delicious, right?" I poured cold water on her, "Auntie Ren is experienced and knowledgeable. She must have taken you to a lot of big restaurants in the past. Those chefs must be much better than the fast food restaurant downstairs."
"Nope ~ ~ ~" Xiao Qin swallowed a spoonful of shrimp rice and said, "I rarely go out with my mom. I hate it when my mom's friends ask me about this and that … Also, when I'm at the same table as Ye Lin classmate, even if I'm eating rocks … eating rocks would be delicious!"
Hey, hey, hey, what's with that suspicious pause? What's with that guilty expression of yours? Didn't you want to say 'eat sh * t'? The Little Tyrant hidden in the depths of your soul probably made you speak uncivilized words! Do you think you can get away with it by changing your words halfway and continue to maintain your image as a virtuous lady in front of me?
Stop dreaming! Out of the tens of thousands of things in the world, you are the furthest away from being a 'virtuous lady'! Even Snow White's stepmother is closer to him than you are! At least she hasn't hit me with a sugar cane!
Xiao Qin sucked on the cola straw and made a "plop plop plop" sound. While drinking, she didn't forget to stare at me as if I would disappear if she didn't pay attention.
"It's such good food, it's a pity Uncle Ye isn't home!"
Xiao Qin pretended to sigh and her eyes couldn't help but drift towards the stainless steel thermos on top of the TV.
What are you pretending for! Isn't it perfect that my dad isn't home! Also, didn't you already find out about it through the listening device in the thermos? (It's all my fault for forgetting to put the thermos back in the bottom of the cupboard after broadcasting the news to Xiao Qin)
"(* ^ _ _ ^ *) Hehe … when I leave, I'll bring the thermos back with me so I can give you delicious food next time!"
It appeared! If Xiao Qin took the initiative to take back the cooker, it means the built-in listening device is out of battery! Does Xiao Qin want to take it back and install a battery, then bring it back under the guise of delivering food? You're dreaming!
I sneered, "I didn't expect you to be so proficient in wireless communication even though your physics grades are so bad!"
Xiao Qin was stunned. She blinked her big innocent eyes. "How would I know anything about wireless?"
I pointed at the rice cooker on the TV. "You said you don't understand homosexuality … No! It was the radio! (This slip of the tongue is because I have too much contact with Peng TouSi) Then how did you put the long-distance listening device in the rice cooker? "
Without destroying the cooker, I, who liked to dismantle clocks since I was a child, tried many times to find where the tapping device and the battery box were placed. However, I failed every time. The level of disguise of this cooker can be called a work of art!
I don't know if it was the slip of the word "gay" that distracted Xiao Qin. Xiao Qin was like a child who was embarrassed by other people's praise. She held up half of her cheek and said modestly:
"I don't know anything ~ ~ Actually, it was all thanks to the shoe repair uncle downstairs! He used to be an intelligence agent who performed meritorious deeds for the country! "
Xiao Qin realized something was wrong halfway through her sentence. She covered her mouth with regret, but it was already too late.
Shoe repair uncle? Is it the same shoe repair uncle who repaired the class leader's cracked skateboarding shoes the last time I went to your house? I remember he was a football fan and he was watching the China team match that day … I couldn't tell he was an intelligence agent at all! Even if he wanted to retire and live incognito, shouldn't someone who specializes in eavesdropping go repair watches? Why would he repair shoes? Could it be that his Eavesdropping Sect specialized in hiding bugs in shoes?
I couldn't help but think of the movie "Domestic Lingling Paint" where Master Xing picked up a leather shoe and put it next to his ear: "It looks like a leather shoe, but it's actually a walkie-talkie …"
I laughed lewdly … no, I laughed evilly and knocked on the table. Xiao Qin put down her utensils in shame and lowered her head in silence. However, she would still sneak glances at my face from time to time.
"You're pretty good!" I used a plastic spoon to poke at the green cauliflower inside the charcoal chicken and said sarcastically, "What kind of methods did you use to get a high level person like an intelligence agent to work for you?"
Xiao Qin hesitated for a bit, then she shook her head as if she was trying to get rid of her original thoughts and said apologetically:
"Ye Lin classmate, I'm sorry! I can't give you detailed information about the shoe repair uncle, the national security bureau is currently trying to catch him! He's relying on us because he has nowhere else to go … "
"Relying on 'you'? Are you referring to you and Auntie Ren? How dare you mother and daughter shelter a national fugitive! "
Xiao Qin hurriedly waved her hands, "No, my mom doesn't know about this. If she knew I asked them for help, she would definitely be furious and beat me half to death!"
"'They'? I haven't even said who 'you' are, and now 'they' popped up? Does the shoe repair uncle have an organization behind him? Is it the shoemaker union? "
"Ah, Ye Lin classmate, you're asking too much, I'm getting confused!" Xiao Qin pushed her bangs back in annoyance, "In short, my mom doesn't like these people. If Ye Lin classmate gets too close to them, my mom will also hate you!"
I'm completely confused. What the hell is going on here! Because I always fought alone with the Little Tyrant before, I always treated Xiao Qin as a lone combatant and never felt like there was any power behind her — — how come I can't see through Xiao Qin's background anymore!
"Please don't pursue the shoe repair uncle's matter anymore!" Xiao Qin lowered her head until her face was almost touching the table, "In short, I admit I eavesdropped on Ye Lin classmate! I more or less know about the matter with Ye Lin classmate's mother and Ai Mi … In addition, I also lost brother Optimus Prime today, my sins are too great! Please punish me! Today, I'll let Ye Lin classmate do whatever you want! "
Xiao Qin, who had tears in her eyes, sniffled. To my surprise, she didn't get my permission and continued to eat.
"I … I want to be a full ghost." She explained.
No matter how many secrets Xiao Qin has, it's rare that she admitted her mistake and didn't push the blame onto others. She even showed a bit of "loyalty". That's why I wasn't very angry. On the contrary, I felt like Xiao Qin was a bit adorable for eating shrimp rice as if it was her last dinner.
"Hmph, if that's the case, you can decide what punishment you want to receive!"
I said half-jokingly.
Xiao Qin rolled her eyes and said hesitantly: "When we were talking about Xiang Yu and Liu Bang in history class, we talked about a punishment called 'cauldron', let's use that …"
Cauldron? That's the torture of boiling a living person! If I let you choose your own punishment, can't you choose something lighter, like hitting your hand? You're a masochist!
"Um, after I finish eating, Ye Lin classmate will throw me into the bathtub and 'cauldron' for half an hour. Then, I'll be washed in boiling water, then I'll be thrown onto the bed …"
Is your cauldron used for bathing! Also, I don't have a bathtub at home, I only have a shower!
"Um … if you don't have a cauldron, death by a thousand cuts is fine …"
Why do you always choose inhumane tortures! Tell me how I'm going to death by a thousand cuts!
"Um … after I finish eating, Ye Lin classmate will first tie me up, then — — strip me naked! Use your teeth to bite off my flesh bit by bit … "
So your goal is still to strip you naked! Also, since when did death by a thousand cuts become teeth! You clearly just want me to kiss you all over, that's just another way of saying it!
— — The other condition is' wait until I finish eating ', how much do you care about food!
"If Ye Lin classmate doesn't like China's punishments, we can also change to foreign ones. It's trendy and trendy! I heard there's a type of torture device called a torture rack. First, you have to tie the victim to the bed … "
That's called a torture bed, they exist in the Scarlet Monastery in World of Warcraft, it's made of wood! Actually, your keyword is only the bed, right?
"If these can't satisfy Ye Lin classmate, then we can only use the most erotic and violent torture device of the Middle Ages — — Iron Maiden! When the time comes, Ye Lin classmate, please use your sharpest object to poke me! Wu wu, I'm so embarrassed! "
Xiao Qin, who finally finished eating, covered her face with her hands and peeked at my expression through the gaps between her fingers.
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