Xiao Qin was full of lies and lied to me about brother Optimus Prime being stolen by a triad. I was so angry that I unknowingly picked her up by the waist, tucked her under my armpit, opened the door and was about to throw her out like trash.
Unfortunately, the mahjong auntie who lived upstairs was coming downstairs. She was holding a bag of leftovers in each hand. When she saw me, she suddenly opened the door with something under her arm. Her eyesight wasn't good, so she greeted me:
"What, are you going to throw trash too?"
When she got closer, she saw Xiao Qin with her limbs off the ground. Xiao Qin had a pitiful expression as if she was saying: I'm trash, I'm going to be thrown out today.
Although I've also done something like throwing a damaged inflatable doll in the middle of the night, and the security guard thought I was a murderer and threw the body away, causing the neighbors to be used to it. But today, seeing me throw a living person away like trash, the auntie was still shocked.
"What! You don't want this either!? "
Although I really wanted the auntie to help me throw Xiao Qin into the trash, I couldn't avoid talking her out of it. So I could only smile bitterly at the auntie, close the door and put Xiao Qin back.
Although I'm strong, I'm not the Hulk. Xiao Qin was still quite heavy with one arm. After I returned to the living room, I wanted to throw her on the sofa, but my house only has a single sofa, so I couldn't throw her horizontally.
I didn't think too much and went straight into my bedroom. I avoided the sandbags hanging in the air and threw Xiao Qin onto my single bed, causing her to fall onto my mattress.
Xiao Qin was still carrying her maroon backpack and didn't even take off her canvas shoes. She laid on my bed and buried her red face into my pillow.
"Ye Lin classmate, as expected … is this the only way to appease your anger?"
"Huh?"
Xiao Qin spread out her hands and feet on the mattress and put on a submissive appearance. She was careful not to let the soles of her shoes dirty the bedsheets and her entire body was shaped like an 'X'.
"Um, are you not even going to take off your backpack? Does Ye Lin classmate like me carrying a backpack? Is there any extra pleasure if I carry my bag around? "
"— — But shouldn't you take off your shoes? It's not like I'm wearing high heels, it won't add much to the atmosphere … I'm really sorry, I'm really not used to wearing high heels. I clearly knew the perverted Ye Lin classmate would punish me like this, but I didn't dress myself up properly, how rude … "
After that, Xiao Qin lay motionless on the mattress, looking like she was a fish on a chopping block.
You're taking it too literally! You're just like a dead fish right now!
Are you trying to seduce me? You're really trying to seduce me! But why didn't I feel seduced at all? You look just like a poor schoolgirl who has been overwhelmed by the heavy workload of an exam-oriented education! People who don't know the inside story would think that you're unconscious on my bed!
I remember Su Qiao also seduced me at the hotel. Although she wasn't skilled, at least she took off her clothes! You haven't even untied your shoelaces, and you want to deal with it?
No, I'm not expecting her to take off her clothes, I'm just criticizing her unprofessional attitude.
Xiao Qin laid on the bed and waited silently for a while. When she saw that I wasn't coming or leaving, she slightly lifted her head from the pillow.
"Ye Lin classmate, are you still angry? Can't I even apologize like this? "
How did you apologize! Are you prostrating yourself? But it's in the wrong direction! You should at least point your head at me! Who wants to see your butt under your skirt!
"Um, it's because I didn't dress myself up well enough, right? Although I made a last-minute effort to look through my mom's underwear drawer, but my mom burned all her sexy underwear after the divorce, even if I found the right size … "
"That's why I'm not only wearing a normal school uniform, but I'm also wearing normal underwear, it's really embarrassing …"
It's embarrassing if you went to look through Auntie Ren's underwear drawer! Based on your dead fish posture on my bed, even if you wore sexy underwear, it wouldn't change!
I suddenly thought that Xiao Qin's short stature doesn't seem to be inherited from Auntie Ren, and Auntie Ren is also not flat chested like Xiao Qin. Could it be that the genes for short stature and flat breasts came from Xiao Qin's father's line of descent?
"Dong Dong Dong", someone knocked on the door. I walked out of the bedroom to open the door and sure enough, it was the delivery guy.
Originally, in order to celebrate brother Optimus Prime's return, I specially ordered some good food from the new fast food restaurant downstairs. It included a charcoal roasted chicken rice (because of the bird flu, it was half price), an assorted shrimp rice, three skewers of grilled squid, two cups of cola, and some french fries.
But now, they lied to me and said brother Optimus Prime was kidnapped by the triads! If it wasn't for the fact that this fast food restaurant gave me a lot of food, I would definitely finish it all by myself!
After I placed the fragrant food on the dining table, I went back to check on Xiao Qin. I didn't know when she untied her backpack and put it next to her.
Hmph, didn't you say you wanted to play 'backpack play'? Why did you change your mind so quickly? Sure enough, women are fickle!
Xiao Qin unconsciously sniffed the fragrance coming from the living room and her shriveled stomach made a rumbling sound. She must have used up a lot of energy to take the subway home after school and then rush back.
She slightly turned her head on the pillow and said to me without confidence:
"Ye Lin classmate, if I lose brother Optimus Prime, will I still be able to eat?"
"No!" I replied in a bad mood, "You don't do anything to protect brother Optimus Prime, but you're so excited about eating? You can just starve for me! "
Xiao Qin felt wronged and buried her face in the pillow, "But … they had too many people! They forced me to hand over brother Optimus Prime at gunpoint! They even had a bazooka! "
Are you talking about the triads or Chechen terrorists! Even the Boston bombings didn't use such advanced equipment! All he used was a modified pressure cooker! Why would they risk their lives to steal brother Optimus Prime? Was that me from another dimension?!
Xiao Qin swallowed her saliva as she sniffed the smell of grilled squid, then she sighed sadly:
"Fine, I won't eat, I'll just lie here and listen to you eat … but I might cry from hunger. Don't scold me then, it's pitiful for starving people …"
Who wants to listen to your cries while eating! Which unlucky restaurant's soundtrack is this!
"Also, I don't have any energy when I'm hungry. When you're full and want to fuck me, I might not be able to cooperate. At that time, if I turn into a block of wood or a corpse, please don't blame me …"
Do you think I'll 'visit' you after I'm full? You must have watched too many Qing Dynasty dramas! Also, who wants to play corpse rape with you? Do I have that heavy of a taste in your eyes?
Speaking of which, the new buffet restaurant seems to have pretty good cooking skills. I'm not sure if it's because it's newly opened, but my stomach is already moving from the smell of the food. It's time to stop talking nonsense and fill my stomach.
Ever since my dad watched 'Records of North Korea', he has been telling me that wasting food is a sin. Since that's the case, I'll let you eat first, then I'll deal with you after you're full!
Xiao Qin's face immediately turned bright when she heard I would make her eat. She jumped up from the pillow and in order to not dirty the bed sheets, she carefully knelt down and thanked me:
"Really … really! You're such a good person! In order to repay you for this meal, I'll serve you well after I'm full! "
Serve my sister! Is your 'service' that cheap? Are you a little girl who sells matches on the streets without food or clothing?! Just because I gave you a meal, you're willing to do anything. Your moral integrity has already flown to Java, hasn't it? Andersen's nose in heaven is crooked from anger!
I coldly gestured for Xiao Qin to come eat with me, but she knelt on the bed and extended her hands towards me.
"Hug … hug me!"
Who wants to hug you! Don't take advantage of me!
Xiao Qin frowned in annoyance, "But … the soles of my shoes are so dirty. If Ye Lin classmate doesn't carry me back, I'll dirty the floor!"
I snorted coldly, "Can't you take off your shoes?"
Xiao Qin became even more anxious, "It's fine if I only wear socks, but where should I put my shoes after I take them off?"
I pointed to the windowsill, there was still a pair of stinky socks that I didn't have time to wash, "Just put them there!"
Xiao Qin, who didn't get her way, pouted and took off her canvas shoes unwillingly, revealing a pair of small feet wearing white socks.
These socks were much cleaner than mine, it wouldn't be an exaggeration to say they were spotless. It seems like Xiao Qin's boring behavior of not participating in sports at all has some results.
I threw a pair of slippers in front of the bed. They were a pretty big size since my dad and I aren't short.
Xiao Qin dragged the slippers and followed me to the living room. When she saw there were not only squid skewers on the table, but there was also mixed shrimp rice. She was elated and hugged me from behind.
"Haha ~ (≧ ▽ ́)/~ Ye Lin classmate is too good to me! You actually remember what I like to eat! "
That's nonsense! You've reminded me more than once that you're especially interested in seafood, it would be strange if I didn't remember! Also, hurry up and let go of my chest and abs! They were clearly trained to defeat you! It's rude to use them in a hugging situation! Also! Don't use your face to rub against my back!
After I pulled Xiao Qin's hands away from my chest, I pressed her against the table and urged her to hurry up and eat. I'll settle the score with her after we finish eating.
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