I breathed a sigh of relief when I heard the door close behind Xiao Qin and let out a heavy metallic sound.
Looking at all the tragic outcomes that could have happened, at least I prevented my dad's balls from exploding, right?
I quickly put on the clothes in the drying basket. Not to mention, the clothes Xiao Qin chose for me matched quite well. When I looked at myself in the bathroom mirror, I looked more like a good person than usual.
Before I could sit down and rest, I heard a familiar knock on the door.
I opened the door a crack and saw half of Xiao Qin's face peeking out from the crack. She pitifully begged:
"Can you give me my backpack? I can't go home without my keys and bus card … "
Her eyes were red like a rabbit begging for a carrot.
I snorted and offered to give her the backpack from my bedroom, and I even told her to change her shoes.
After putting on her backpack, Xiao Qin once again looked like a normal student who just got out of school (only I knew she had a ribbon tied around her thighs under her skirt). She stopped in front of my door and hesitated. She wanted to leave but didn't want to leave, and she didn't dare to stay.
"Umm … if I stay and do homework together, can you guarantee you won't push me down today?"
The question and tone were equally childish and there was a trace of unrealistic hope in her eyes.
"No!" I replied in a bad mood. Who knows what will happen if we do homework together? It wasn't easy for me to protect my dad's balls!
Xiao Qin lowered her head in disappointment. After a while, she raised her head and asked: "If I run away today, will Ye Lin classmate fire me as your girlfriend?"
Although I wanted to loudly say yes, the mahjong auntie came up from downstairs again. She looked at us curiously from afar.
Damn, did you hire this auntie! Why does she always see you! She lives right above me and loves to gossip!
I didn't want to get entangled with Xiao Qin in front of her. Also, if Xiao Qin changed her mind and wanted to stay, I would be in a passive position again.
Thus I reluctantly replied: "I won't, don't worry and go home!"
Xiao Qin revealed a happy expression. After saying goodbye to me, she went downstairs with satisfaction. On the way, she even politely greeted the mahjong auntie.
I walked back to the house as if I had lost something. I watched Xiao Qin walk further and further away from the window. My lower abdomen became even more restless.
Damn it, this kind of torture is really not something a human can bear! If I left Xiao Qin behind, then she would be the one suffering and not me.
It couldn't be helped. It would be difficult for him to even fall asleep, let alone do his homework. He could only solve it himself.
Actually, I rarely masturbate! Most of my energy is released through physical exercise! The biggest taboo for a martial artist is to be lustful and harm the body. I have always maintained a pure heart and few desires! It wasn't easy in my house that was filled with sex toys!
It's all Xiao Qin's fault for igniting my inner fire! You hooked me up, but you're not responsible for helping me solve it. Isn't this bullying? I was bullied by her again! Bastard! I'm so pissed off! I want to see what she's going to tell me at school tomorrow!
But wait! If I just "dry masturbate", I'll start to fantasize about Xiao Qin's graceful figure when I close my eyes! It might even be sexier than her real body! I can't sleep because of Xiao Qin's seduction and fantasize about Xiao Qin's appearance, how pitiful am I!
No! Let's use some props! Anyway, this is the only thing we don't lack at home. Oh, there's a H manga with a scratched cover under the bed! I'll use it!
Ah, the style is pretty good, it's pretty practical … I had just enjoyed it for a while when I suddenly realized something was wrong — — this H manga is about a sis-con! I thought I could still use it when I didn't have a sister, but now that I have a sister, isn't it a bit perverted to use this kind of book to masturbate!?
I quickly flipped through it, the content isn't just sis-con, it's also quite sinister! There isn't a single love story with a sister. These demon-like older brothers either use drugs or rape. There are also some that lock their sister in the basement as a sex slave! Hey, your sister is crying! How can you do it when her innocent eyes are filled with tears!
I flung the book away like I was avoiding a poisonous snake. I angrily looked for another one. This one was about celebrity abuse. At first, the female celebrity who was forced to strip in an underground bar was pretty hot.
But the second one was a loli celebrity! He was forced to hold the microphone and sing the song that made him famous without a stitch of clothing on! Damn, my identity overlapped with Ai Mi's again! How much do you hate me, Japanese H manga authors!
I switched to another H manga. I originally wanted to find a fantasy theme, but there wasn't any. There was only a policewoman left. Although the policewoman with long black hair in the first story immediately reminded me of the class leader and the treatment she received after failing her undercover mission, I still finished it shamelessly.
Ah, looking at the wad of paper in my hand, I returned to my sage mode — — humans are really ugly! How boring love is! How depraved the body is! I will never do such a stupid thing again!
But no matter what, I still have to manage the stupid adult goods store.
I turned on my computer and logged onto Taobao's Wangwang store. I found that the customer who bought the clothes sent me a good review.
Popeye: "As expected of someone who had contact with a model's skin, there's a seductive fragrance everywhere!"
Damn, did you already use your nose to inspect the goods after the delivery? Which nostril did you use to smell the 'seductive fragrance'? It's completely a psychological effect! Actually, our store doesn't have a model, only a cross-dressing young man! If you have already used those clothes to masturbate, then I'm sorry! I didn't want to harm anyone! You were the one who said you would give me a bad review if I didn't sell it to you, so I had no choice but to do it!
As a buyer with a good reputation, Popeye happily accepted the goods and my Alipay received the payment.
I put down the mouse and hesitated in front of the LCD screen for a long time. I firmly believe that even thieves have morals. Even if I sell embarrassing sex toys, I still want to maintain my bottom line and operate with integrity. But today, I finally sold a fake to a customer and it was a bit of a blow.
But there's nothing I can do about it. Who told my family to not be able to hire a regular model, so we had to use traps to make up the numbers? Also, I never actively tried to sell Shu Zhe's worn clothes! You guys were the ones who were possessed and wouldn't let me go if I didn't sell it!
Amitabha, although Shu Zhe doesn't like to exercise, at least he's healthy, he doesn't have any germs, and he loves to be clean. You guys basically didn't suffer any substantial losses. As long as you never understand the truth, then you won't even have any psychological losses …
But I hope there won't be any more customers like this in the future. Can't you guys just buy my relatively 'normal' goods? I feel like if this continues, the 'Happy Valley Love Goods Store' will become the 'Happy Valley Perverted Goods Store'!
I saw someone leave a message on the store's message board:
— — The model is beautiful, but the photos are too low quality! Also, there aren't any photos of the 'Transparent Tulle Garter Short Skirt Set' and 'Leopard Print Sexy Sling Tight Game Uniform'! This was a hot selling product on the internet! Hurry up and make up for it!
I took a look at the photos of these two items from other stores.
Damn, what a scam! The front of the 'Transparent Tulle Garter Short Skirt Set' is like an AV cover. Let alone the belly button, even the lower half of the body is completely exposed! My PS skills are completely mediocre, how am I supposed to PS Shu Zhe's breasts! Do I have to hire Eunuch Cao to be the store's artist and drag this big loss into it? No matter how I think about it, there will be no end of trouble!
The 'Leopard Print Sexy Sling Tight Game Uniform' could be cheated. It looks like a swimsuit with garters and stockings (it also comes with two cute mittens). It doesn't really highlight the chest. I just have to get Shu Zhe to pose in a positive pose and then PS out a cleavage.
By the way, why do the photos of the models wearing the leopard print game uniform have a 'forbidden' sticker on the side and back?
Oh, I remember — — I can't tell from the front, but this game uniform is paired with T-pants! It's not like Taobao is a community, so of course it has to be covered with a 'forbidden' sticker!
Damn, isn't this leveling up a bit too fast? Two days ago he was wearing a normal nurse uniform, now he has to wear T-pants already! Also, Shu Zhe not only has to cover the back, but also the front! Otherwise, if customers see a suspicious bulge, our store would be attacked for using a trap as a model!
But I can't cover it! Other stores don't even cover the front of their models. If I cover it up, wouldn't I be exposing myself?
Fortunately, Shu Zhe's puberty isn't that exaggerated, so if I cover it up, I might be able to fool them?
At that time, he would definitely resist, right? Wouldn't it be a humiliation for him to wear T-pants? But this is also so our store can sell normal products and not degenerate into a perverted store!
Ah, although I try my best to make sure customers aren't perverted, I always feel like I've stepped into the realm of perverts. But there's no helping it, it's all for business! In order to increase sales while maintaining my bottom line, I've made a lot of effort and sacrifices! How could mortals understand such a great vow of 'if I don't go to hell, who will?'
When I woke up, it was another beautiful Friday. I practiced a few rounds with gramps by the lakeside and listened to gramps complain about his unlucky grandson. I returned to school full of energy.
I came a bit early, so I was sharpening a 2B pencil with a pencil sharpener when Xiao Qin walked into the classroom and sat in her seat.
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