When Eunuch Cao heard I wanted to learn how to PS for the store, he covered his swollen butt from being kicked by the girls and patted his chest with his other hand:
"Master, if there's anything you need, just give me the original drawing. Tell me your requirements, and I'll definitely do as you say! Why does Master have to do it himself? "
I don't want to do it myself, but if you see Shu Zhe's original photo, wouldn't everything be exposed? I still shudder when I think about your dirty thoughts about the trap Shu Zhe!
I suddenly remembered that Eunuch Cao's father, Director Cao, is a frequent customer of my online store. Even the idea of the "rope model" came from him. If he saw the photo of "Miss Model", would he have any questions or ask his son to analyze it with me? Even though Shu Zhe was wearing a completely different wig than his sister and I had done some simple post-processing with PS, there was still no guarantee that people who knew him wouldn't notice.
I asked with a bit of a guilty conscience, "What's Director Cao busy with recently? I haven't seen him online for the past two days … "
Hearing me ask about his father, Eunuch Cao made a worried expression.
"Sigh, to tell you the truth, my father was arrested by the Public Security Bureau because of his art!!"
Huh? I turned pale with fright. Since when has it become illegal to engage in art? Could it be that Director Cao was a nude performer, running around on the street, and that's why he was sent to prison?
"He's not in jail, just a detention center." Eunuch Cao explained, "My father worked tirelessly and painstakingly for the sake of the art of film. He went to the biggest nightclub in the city to pick an actress. In the end, just as the two parties were about to get to know each other better, he was unfortunately captured by the anti-pornography brigade that broke into the nightclub!"
What kind of art was this?! 'What kind of movie is this?!' They were clearly looking for an AV actress! Moreover, an AV actress not only needs to be judged on her face, but also the other parts of her body? He was caught red-handed by the anti-pornography brigade when he was evaluating the human body! Eunuch Cao was still putting gold on his father's face for such a shameful thing!
Eunuch Cao put his hands behind his back and frowned like the Chairman of the Military Commission who was worried about the situation in the South China Sea.
"Really, my father has to go through so many twists and turns to choose an actress. When will our country be able to achieve the freedom to choose an actress? Every now and then, they would send an anti-pornography brigade to harass law-abiding citizens like us. No wonder the elites on Weibo all say that America is good! At least in the United States, you can call for chicken democratically, and you don't have to worry about being disturbed! "
After a pause, he continued,
"Anyway, the situation has been quite tense recently. It seems that the municipal party committee has issued some kind of red paper to fight against corruption, promote honesty, and crack down on pornography and illegal publications. Of all these, combating pornography is the easiest. The investment is small, but the results are good. So, whether it's those who are on marriage leave, those whose wives are pregnant, or those whose parents are seriously ill, or those who accidentally become vegetative due to forced demolition, all of them volunteered to fight on the frontlines of combating pornography. "Master, don't be careless. Don't go out with Master's wife for the time being. If you need to, just stay at home. If you think that home is too far away — for example, if you want to take advantage of the two hours of lunch break, you can go to my house! I have a big bed in my house just for that! "
Yeah, and there were cameras and a bunch of people around when we were doing it, right? Do you want to make a short movie of us doing XX and sell it? I'm not shameless to that extent!
After Eunuch Cao repeatedly warned me to be careful of the anti-pornography brigade, and he made some optimistic predictions about China's legal future, he promised to teach me PS in computer class. He also proudly said that he had a bunch of materials at home for me to practice with.
A bad premonition arose in my heart: Don't tell me it's leftover materials from when I was photoshopping naked girls?
Coincidentally, Shu Zhe came to find me during lunch break and asked if I wanted to buy two photos from him.
I immediately became vigilant: "You secretly took photos of your sister again? What did I say last time? Are you tired of living? "
Shu Zhe calmly chewed his gum and did not show any signs of fear.
"Bro Ye Lin, don't be so fierce! I'm always short on cash, what's wrong with making a bit of legal income? Also, it's not a sneak photo, it's an open photo, there aren't many highlights. I reckon only you would buy these photos. "
I was very curious when I heard that. Would the class leader, who had a straight face, actually pose and agree to you taking photos of her? Also, what does it mean that I'm the only one who would buy these photos?
When we reached a place with fewer people, Shu Zhe sneakily took out the photos from his pocket and handed them to me. There weren't many of them, only two. I squinted my eyes under the strong sunlight. The contents of the photos made my heart skip a beat.
It's the class leader from elementary school and kindergarten! It's the photos her parents took when she was a child!
The class leader's hair from elementary school was already as long as it is now, but her bangs were neatly cut, showing a bit of immaturity. She didn't look too tall at the time. She bent her legs, hugged her knees, and sat on a mat at the head of the bed. Behind her was a translucent white gauze curtain, and the bright sunlight shone from behind, making it seem a bit dreamy and dazzling.
The smile on her face was very pure and relaxed, and she didn't have the burdensome feeling of always having a heavy responsibility. This was probably before the class leader's parents went to Shanghai to work, right? Having parents around really relieves a lot of pressure on a child!
But the worst part was that my gaze involuntarily fell on the class leader's legs.
It's because the class leader was wearing black cotton stockings! Paired with a spotless white shirt and denim skirt, she looked like a model who was dressed up by her parents! Also, it might be because she didn't have any experience facing a camera, so she was completely exposed! It's not just an absolute domain, even her small butt that was pressed against the mat, and her pure white panties were all exposed!
I'm so perverted! For the class leader who was still an elementary school student, my eyes couldn't leave the folds of her panties and her small feet that were tightly wrapped up by the stockings! I clearly remember I'm not a pedophile!
I quickly shifted my gaze to another photo. At least the kindergarten class leader didn't make me have any improper thoughts.
This photo was taken in the winter. The class leader was wearing a thick blue winter coat with white spots and riding a red toddler's bike. She was probably riding far away when her parents called her back and pinched the photo in that split second.
Although I wouldn't have any bad thoughts about the kindergarten class leader, the little brat in the photo is still very cute! Compared to the elementary school photo, the current class leader is a bit different!
Her hair wasn't that long, it just reached her shoulders. She wore beaded hair clips behind her ears so her hair wouldn't get messy in the cold wind. Her hands and feet were very short. Only the tip of her fingers could reach out from the sleeves of her winter coat. It was a bit difficult to hold onto the handlebars, but the class leader still managed to do it.
What made me feel the most curious was the class leader's face — — what a round face! I can't help but want to poke it! The class leader also has times when she's this round! Round and red. I'm not sure if she was angry or just because she thought it was fun, but her cheeks were puffed up, making her entire face look like a red apple. Also, the super Q toddler's bicycle — — so the class leader was a professional at acting cute when you were a child!
"Bro Ye Lin." Shu Zhe kindly handed over a fragrant tissue, "Your nose is bleeding."
I reached out and touched it, it really is! It's all because the weather is too hot! The air pressure has been too low recently! Global warming is really worrisome!
By the way, did the two nosebleeds come from the primary school class leader or the kindergarten class leader? — — It doesn't matter which one it was, they were both super perverted!
Sigh, it would be bad if these photos fell into the hands of a paedophile like Director Cao. Also, it seems like Shu Zhe already spent all of his salary from last time as a rope model and seems to be in urgent need of money. In order to prevent him from doing more dangerous things, I'll reluctantly buy these two photos out of a sense of fairness!
"One for 100, no bargaining!" Shu Zhe could tell I wanted the photos, so he insisted on the price.
"Although I still have the negatives at home, I'll only sell these photos to you once, I won't sell them to anyone else. This is already very cheap!"
He emphasized.
Alright, since the clothes he wore were bought by customers and the store earned around ¥600 or ¥700, I'll spend ¥200 to buy the class leader's childhood photos! It's better than falling into the hands of a pervert!
After Shu Zhe received the money, he habitually checked the authenticity of the money under the sun before putting it into his wallet with a smile.
Before leaving, he asked me with great interest: "Bro Ye Lin, if I find my sister's old photos, will you still buy them?"
I carefully put the two photos in my pocket and snorted:
"Don't misunderstand, I just think it's more fun to collect embarrassing photos of your sister when she was young! Don't think I'm buying photos of your sister because I like her! "
Shu Zhe ignored my words and directly asked: "My sister participated in a swimming class in elementary school, maybe I can find a photo of her in a swimsuit, do you want that?"
Class … class leader's swimsuit? There's nothing to see in an elementary school's body, right? But … it seems like the class leader doesn't easily wear swimsuits anymore! Ah, I'm so conflicted! Why am I already imagining the class leader in a swimsuit in my head?
"Mhmm, bro Ye Lin, you actually want it, right? But I'm going to sell my sister's swimsuit for ¥200 each! You have to prepare the money in advance, I don't buy on credit! "
After Shu Zhe finished speaking, he went to the playground to find his girlfriend, Xiao Li, and the two of them went out of school to eat fast food.
That night, I bought a photo album at the supermarket and put the two photos of the class leader inside. Then I hid it in a secret box under my bed.
The class leader's appearance when she was young matches my shota appearance when I was young!
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