Xiao Qin's eyebrows trembled when she saw me insert the pencil into the hole of the sharpener. She appeared to be a bit scared.
"Um, Ye Lin classmate, I'm sorry about yesterday!"
Xiao Qin respectfully apologized to me.
I continued to play with the sharpener and ignored her.
Eunuch Cao told me a few days ago that he's been watching a lot of porn lately. When he sees two objects, he imagines that they are doing OOXX. If he sees a compass and an eraser together, he would think the compass and eraser are doing OOXX.
Speaking of which, there's nothing more OOXX than a pencil and a sharpener in stationery. Isn't it a bit suggestive to fiddle around with this thing in front of Xiao Qin?
But it's not like I did it on purpose, I sharpened the pencil first and you did it later!
Xiao Qin's gaze avoided the sharpener and landed on my messy desk. All kinds of textbooks were piled on top of each other and it seemed like they were entangled forever. One of the biology textbooks happened to be flipped to the page about animal reproduction. The illustrations of pigs, horses, and donkeys were detailed and detailed. It was obvious that the artist was familiar with the physiology of animals.
Xiao Qin seemed to realize something after seeing the illustration and she lowered her head to apologize again:
"I was wrong, I shouldn't have given you the nickname 'wild donkey' before …"
What? You're only apologizing after so many years! It's not just a nickname! Other than the time before you moved, you've always called me 'wild donkey', right? Do you know how sad I was when other kids also called me that because of you! A lot of kids who don't know the inside story really think my surname is' wild '! A few years ago when Noda Yoshihiko became the Japanese prime minister, there were even people who left messages in my QQ space congratulating me for becoming the leader of Japan!
"It's all because of this nickname, now Ye Lin classmate's body is abnormal …"
Eh? Although I hate this nickname, my body didn't become abnormal because of it. I feel that compared to my previous skinny body, I'm more satisfied with my current strong body!
I suspiciously glanced at the illustration of the biology textbook. In the illustration, the tube attached to Mr. Donkey's abdomen revealed the answer.
Is there a need to draw it so clearly! Didn't a donkey have the right to privacy? Was there no one to help it censor?
I remember that Li Zicheng, who was suspected to be a one-eyed man, was drawn to be a wise and handsome man with both eyes and a pair of eyes in the history textbook, completely disregarding his authenticity. In the end, the authenticity was found in the biology textbook? Sure enough, the policies of the State Education Commission and the State Administration of Radio, Film and Television were the same. They both killed the passion of artists for creating humanoid creatures, and they could only draw animals! Was this the same reason as the popularity of Pleasant Goat?!
I digressed, but one thing is for sure: when Xiao Qin apologized for calling me a donkey, she was actually calling me a donkey again.
Bastard! I'm just a 14-year-old boy with a little Spartan, don't compare me to a beast! Even if I really am a donkey, there's nothing for you to be proud of as a donkey's girlfriend!
Xiao Qin made a solemn vow as she prepared the textbook for the first class:
"Although Ye Lin classmate has unfortunately turned into a strange shape, I will take responsibility. Although I may need some mental preparation time, I will definitely take responsibility! This is a responsibility that a girlfriend cannot shirk! "
You're the one who turned into a strange shape! Even if you look normal on the outside, your brain has already turned into a strange shape! Also, you said you would take responsibility … Last night, you ran away when you should take responsibility! Aren't you using all kinds of despicable methods to toy with me?
Hmph, one day I'll get rid of you!
During the break, they heard that Gong CaiCai had tripped and was crying on her way to the classroom with her new textbooks in her arms. A few girls started to talk about it.
"Why doesn't she ask for help? If those damn boys in our class knew about this, they would definitely line up to help her. Why would she do it herself? "
"Sigh, she's too introverted! She used to ask the class leader for help, but these two days she's even afraid of the class leader, I don't know why … "
"The class leader is also doing bad things out of good intentions. She didn't become more cheerful when she became the study committee member! It's better for the class leader to hold the position herself! "
"That's true, the class leader's grades aren't much worse than Gong CaiCai's. She was only two places lower than Gong CaiCai in the midterms, right? If she's the class leader and the study committee member … "
Eunuch Cao suddenly joined the discussion without being invited:
"No! The class leader can't be the study committee member! "
The other girls revealed surprised and suspicious expressions.
"Why? Other than being too busy, what other conditions did the class leader not fulfill? "
Eunuch Cao smiled with contempt: "If the class leader wants to be the study committee member, she has to face an inherent disadvantage!"
His deliberately mystifying words aroused the curiosity of the girls.
"What disadvantage does the class leader have? I've never heard of the class leader having a weakness before! "
"Hey, I heard the class leader is afraid of mice …"
"Tsk, as if you're not afraid. Besides, Gong CaiCai isn't just a mouse, there's nothing in the world she's not afraid of."
After he whetted everyone's appetite, Eunuch Cao said unhurriedly:
"Although the class leader can't be the study committee member, I can!"
The girls were even more surprised.
"You? Your grades are always in the bottom two of our class, how can you be the study committee member! "
"That's right, you don't even have a position. Even if you become the study committee member, you can't use the word 'concurrently'! Don't tell me you're coveting another position in our class? "
Eunuch Cao cackled strangely:
"If I say I can be the study committee member, then I can! Because I'm a man and the class leader is a woman! The class leader has to be restricted by her physiology! The class leader doesn't have the equipment! I'm not the only one who wants to be the study committee member, all the other boys in our class want to be the study committee member! "
The girls finally understood Eunuch Cao's intentions and couldn't help but become extremely angry. A group of them pressed Eunuch Cao to the ground and gave him a beating.
Eunuch Cao, who had a bloody nose and a swollen face, laid on the ground and extended his chubby hands towards me: "Master, save me!"
Originally, the girls' kicks did not cause any serious injuries. Eunuch Cao even took advantage of the low angle to peek under their skirts until Xiong YaoYue, who was attracted by the chaos, asked what the girls were doing.
"Eunuch Cao is taking advantage of girls, we're taking care of him!"
A girl whose name I can't remember replied.
"Okay, count me in!" Xiong YaoYue rolled up her sleeves and walked over. The first kick that landed on Eunuch Cao's butt made Eunuch Cao's mouth turn into an octopus shape.
"Master, save me! My butt's split in half! No matter what, I'm still the head disciple, I can't be bullied by people from Emei Sect! "
"You're the one from Emei Sect!" Xiong YaoYue cursed while kicking, "Your whole family is from Emei Sect! I'll kick you to death! "
She kicked more and more vigorously, causing the other girls to come over and persuade her:
"Xiao Xiong, don't really break him …"
"Yeah, I think I heard a strange sound just now …"
I saw that Eunuch Cao had received enough punishment, so I walked over and pulled him away from the group of girls. The other girls all moved away from me, only Xiong YaoYue continued to kick Eunuch Cao's butt. Even if I pulled Eunuch Cao up, she would still kick him from behind.
Eunuch Cao would let out a strange cry every time Xiong YaoYue kicked him. It seemed that not only was he in pain, but he was also secretly pleased.
Damn, Eunuch Cao, you're really perverted! Why is my head disciple like this? You're bringing shame to our sect, you might as well jump off a cliff and level up before coming back!
I dragged Eunuch Cao towards the back of the classroom, but Xiong YaoYue still chased after him and kicked him. It was as if the reason Eunuch Cao was able to walk was because of her kicks.
"Hey, Yue Yue, that's enough!" I stopped her, "Eunuch Cao's butt isn't a soccer ball, can you at least let him sit in a chair during class?"
"No worries." Xiong YaoYue said generously, "If you need anything from Eunuch Cao, just tell him. I'll just kick and won't talk, I won't bother you!"
Eunuch Cao's eyes once again showed an expression of 'save me master'.
Speaking of which, Emei Sect went a bit overboard today. As an elder, I have to maintain order.
Thus I blocked Eunuch Cao behind me and wanted to see if Xiong YaoYue would dare to kick me.
Xiong YaoYue frowned and wanted to continue kicking for the sake of her reputation, but she saw the class leader walk in from the back door. She quickly retracted her leg and resentfully returned to her seat.
I suggested to Eunuch Cao that he take some time to teach me PS skills since it would be useful for my family's online store.
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