Xiao Qin's expression was as if she had been stung by a killer bee. Her face suddenly became extremely pale, and she shouted exaggeratedly:
"Ahhhhh — what is that!? Ye Lin classmate was exposed to radiation! Ye Lin classmate mutated!! "
You're the one who's mutated. It's just that you've grown up a lot compared to when you were young! Moreover, after being doused with hot water for a long time, it was slightly inflated. At most, this could be considered as a 50% charging state, right? It wasn't even at its ugliest!
"This is against the rules! Inhuman! Someone will die because of this!! "
Xiao Qin covered her head with her hands and screamed as if her world had collapsed.
"No one will die! You're just a little girl who hasn't seen the world! "
I remember the class leader saw the 30% charge version under the bridge, but she didn't scream like you, right?
I was a bit regretful that this happened, so I quickly took out a pair of shorts from the drying basket and put them between my legs.
"I, I'm only doing this to prove that I'm not a small mushroom. I don't have any other intentions. Are you satisfied now?"
No matter what, they were boyfriend and girlfriend in name, but I, the man, was the first to be seen naked. Thinking about it, I was at a disadvantage.
As if she had suffered a great blow, Xiao Qin slid down the door and sat on the floor. Her eyes wandered, her face was as red as a layer of red paint, and her chest violently heaved.
"This … this is too illogical! It's exactly the same as in the manga … "
Which manga? The H manga that you sneaked out of my desk to read? There wouldn't be such a filthy creature in shoujo manga, right?
"Because I've seen a lot of shoujo manga with awl-like faces, I know that manga has a lot of exaggerated elements in the drawing style. I didn't expect to see something that only exists in manga today …"
Hey hey, shoujo manga is not only exaggerated in terms of drawing style, but there are also a lot of things that don't make sense in terms of logic. Why do several tall, handsome, and rich people desperately chase after the female protagonist, this ugly duckling? This was just like in a YY novel, when the protagonist released his domineering aura, the enemy's female general surrendered and took the initiative to climb onto the bed to take off her clothes. It was just as illogical! I want to be that kind of male lead too! I also want to eat a sweet potato, pick up a ring, save an old man, and become a peerless expert!
Also, don't compare me to Japanese H manga! In some manga, male organs are exaggerated to the point that they can kill women, but I'm not at that level! It's just that it's too different from the image of Little Mushroom in your heart, so it caused a psychological shock, right?
Xiao Qin, who was sitting paralyzed on the ground, tightly pressed down on the edge of her skirt with her head lowered. No one knew what she was thinking.
She suddenly shivered, and then the chill spread throughout her body, almost resonating with the door beside her.
His face alternated between red and white. There were several times when he wanted to grit his teeth and make up his mind, but in the end, he couldn't gather enough courage.
She grabbed the wrist of one of her hands and managed to calm herself down.
"I'm sorry." Xiao Qin said apologetically, "Today was the day I became your girlfriend for 2 weeks, 12 hours, 48 minutes, and 6 seconds. I originally planned on giving you a small gift …"
Xiao Qin stood up shakily and slightly lifted her skirt, revealing her snow-white thighs above her knees.
I saw that Xiao Qin had a pink ribbon tied to each of her legs. The ribbon was tied into a delicate bow as if it was a gift wrapping.
Xiao Qin showed a wronged expression: "I clearly already packaged myself …"
You want to give me your body as a gift? If that's a 'small gift', then what would be a 'generous gift'? Also, I don't really want to be your boyfriend, how could you remember this fake time so clearly!
"But, but …" Xiao Qin, who was clearly labeled as' perverted ', did not dare to look at my half-naked body, "Ye Lin classmate is too much!!"
Huh? You were the one who packaged yourself, you said I was small, and you forced me to take off my clothes to prove myself. Was I the one who went too far?
"I can't believe you didn't even discuss it with me before evolving your small spray mushroom into a large spray mushroom, and your timid mushroom into a nuclear mushroom!!"
Why are they both examples of Plants vs Zombies! The last time I helped you fix your computer, I installed this game. Have you been playing it at home? Let's not talk about whether the small spray mushroom, large spray mushroom, or timid mushroom are appropriate, but the nuclear mushroom is definitely inappropriate! That thing will explode in 3 seconds if it's planted on the grass! Do you think I would explode for no reason! It's too costly to use this method to defend against zombies!
Also, is this something that can be discussed? Why didn't you discuss it with me and grow your breasts a bit bigger? You would have passed if you had a third of Gong CaiCai's!
Xiao Qin quickly put down her skirt and used her hands to block in front of her body as if she was afraid I would pounce on her — — what's going on, weren't you teasing me earlier?
"I, I was only mentally prepared for a small mushroom, but I didn't expect Ye Lin classmate to use a strange fertilizer to grow his mushroom … and it turned into a Jinkela mushroom …"
Jinkela is fertilizer for crops! Can humans eat that thing?! Also, because the TV commercials are too funny, Jinkela has already become a joke. Are you saying that my mushroom is as funny as Jinkela?
Xiao Qin sighed, revealing an extremely sorrowful expression.
"Sister YingRan told me that the first time felt like putting a carrot in your nose. I tried it and my nose started bleeding …"
What a waste of food! How can you eat that kind of carrot! Don't always learn bad knowledge from Chen YingRan!
"In my original memories, Ye Lin classmate only had a pocket-sized mushroom, I even felt lucky — — I never expected it to become such a terrifying mushroom!! Are you really Ye Lin classmate? Did you get swapped by aliens! "
You're the one who got swapped by aliens! I only went from thin and weak to strong, but you, the Little Tyrant, went from male to female, so it's more likely that you were swapped!
"Anyways, my heart is a bit messed up, can you let me go tonight?"
Eh? You changed your tone to a pleading one. I never planned on doing anything to you, but you're the one who kept drawing fire to yourself! You seduced me to the last step, then you suddenly called for a pause!
Xiao Qin coyly hooked her toes inwards and made a shy appearance. She asked with a bit of worry:
"You won't fire me as your girlfriend because I didn't satisfy Ye Lin classmate, right?"
Although it was also a good excuse to get rid of Xiao Qin, wouldn't that make me seem super perverted?
Seeing my uncertain expression, Xiao Qin hurriedly added:
"If, if I have to do this in order not to be abandoned, then I will grit my teeth for Ye Lin classmate. Whether it's carrots or mushrooms, please come at me! I will definitely endure it without shedding a single tear! If I shed a tear, wouldn't it ruin Ye Lin classmate's mood? "
Am I such an evil existence in your eyes? Do I push you down while ordering you to endure the pain and not to cry?
Xiao Qin obediently stood in front of me with her hands at her sides as if she was waiting for me to announce her fate.
Eh? Did I fall into Xiao Qin's trap again? I was teased by her for so long that my body and mind were on fire, and now she's going to run away without paying any price! Is she playing with me like a toy? Compared to the Little Tyrant era, isn't it just a different way of playing?
Or is she competing with me in terms of courage? Is she betting that I won't take the last step? Is that why she's unscrupulously toying with me in the palm of her hand? — — How could it be that easy!
I crossed my arms in front of my chest and made a very manly and rude expression.
"Hmph, after teasing me for so long, do you want to leave just like that? Do you think I'm easy to bully? "
"Didn't you say you were a gift? Didn't you say you were going to serve me well after dinner? I want to see how you serve your boyfriend as a girlfriend! Just treat it as a swearing of loyalty to me! Don't leave tonight! I'll accept your gift! "
Xiao Qin's face revealed a fearful expression, and she timidly extended a finger towards me.
Hmph, how do I know if you agree or not if you only extended a finger? Is it machine language where 1 means yes and 0 means no? If you don't say anything, I'll take it as a yes! Watch how I take care of you today! Watch how I scare you until you cry for your parents! Watch me …
Eh? I seem to have forgotten something … I crossed my arms in front of my chest, then who's holding the shorts that are covering my family jewels? Did I expose it in front of Xiao Qin again?
I looked down: Good, it didn't fall, it's hanging on.
It's my family jewels that are hanging on to the shorts! It's so embarrassing to be in high spirits in front of a girl!
Don't misunderstand! This is not an admission of your charm, it's all altitude sickness caused by the low pressure!
Xiao Qin swallowed her saliva with a deathly pale face. She tightly closed her long eyelashes and shook her head with all her might. Tears of fear flowed out from the corners of her eyes.
"I'm sorry! Ye Lin classmate is too scary!! "
Xiao Qin rushed towards the door like she was flying. She didn't even change out of her slippers or her bag. She successfully rushed out of the door before I could react.
This … you still say I'm like a manga, aren't you also running away in tears like a manga character?
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