Shut up! Who wants to take you to Dubai! Other people bring their wives or lovers to Dubai to leave behind beautiful memories, why do I have to bring a trap!
Standing in front of a seven-star hotel window and admiring the sunset, it's a romantic scene that gives me goosebumps, and I have to spend it with a trap!
Bastard! I'll strangle you to death if you say that again! It doesn't matter how much you look like your sister! I'm not that thirsty to the point of having a honeymoon with a trap!
However, the ups and downs of fate are not something mortals like us can predict. On the second day after the conversation with Director Cao, I was unable to participate in 'The Assassination of Obama' due to certain circumstances, let alone take anyone to Dubai for a sightseeing tour.
I'm bald.
I also seem to have become stronger.
No, no, no, let's not talk about why being bald will become stronger, let me first talk about why I'm bald.
The reason seems to be that after I petted the tiger in the back mountain, I scratched my head without washing my hands, causing me to contract some kind of psoriasis that can be transmitted between humans and animals. Also, my hair is oily, so germs can easily grow, so it quickly got out of hand and I scratched my scalp until it broke.
Fortunately, Dr. Yu found a dermatologist he knew and gave me emergency treatment. This dermatologist seems to be a combination of Chinese and Western medicine. He injected me with antibiotics using a western medicine method, then applied an ancestral ointment on my head — — for this, I had to shave my head.
I have to say that the ancestral ointment was quite effective, I no longer felt itchy the night I applied it. But since it was a two-week treatment, I had to stay bald for two weeks, and even if there were any hair stubble, I had to shave it off immediately.
"It's easy to sweat in the middle of the hair in summer, which will breed germs. If you don't shave your head, it'll be even more troublesome if there's cross-infection."
That was what the dermatologist said.
So I became bald, and I had to shave my head for two weeks.
It felt really weird.
Although my hair was also very short in the past, and in order to prevent my enemies from grabbing my hair during a fight, I've never shaved my head before.
No, if I think about it carefully, it should have happened once. That time, the Little Tyrant lied to me and said that he would shave my head for free. In the end, I ended up with a Yin Yang head. My dad didn't know whether to laugh or cry, so he brought me to get a bald head and waited for my hair to grow out.
However, children's hair grew fast, and a shaved head wouldn't attract too much attention. That's why it didn't leave a deep impression on me.
Speaking of which, I was really naive back then. Although the Little Tyrant and I had just become neighbors and didn't know each other well, I still shouldn't have believed that he would shave my head for free. He had just stolen my candied haws.
In any case, I shaved my head to cure ringworm. The Chinese film crew of 'The Assassination of Barack Obama' was made up of middle-aged, balding artists. They were afraid of getting infected and refused to work with me. Plus, wearing a wig as a young Barack Obama wasn't good for my recovery, so the plan fell through.
Shu Zhe felt that it was a pity. He bought 50 lottery tickets in a row, hoping to win and then go to Dubai himself. Of course, he lost everything.
I didn't feel that losing this opportunity was a great loss, but losing my hair really did cause me some trouble.
"Hahaha, hahahaha! The dead manservant turned into a dead monk! I'm dying of laughter, I'm dying of laughter! "
I had my head shaved by Ai Mi's personal hairdresser, so Ai Mi saw my bald head for the first time and rolled on the carpet laughing.
Not only did she mercilessly laugh at me, she also reached out to touch my shiny bald head, as if she was stroking a Ming Dynasty porcelain she bought at a Christie's auction.
"Such a round bald head, I wonder if werewolves will transform if they see it at night."
Transform my ass! I'm not Krillin from "Dragon Ball" who has a head like a full moon! I had to temporarily shave my head to cure ringworm! Also, aren't you afraid of getting infected by touching me with your hands without any protection!
Hurry up and wash my hands with disinfectant! It doesn't matter if I become bald, but if Ai Mi becomes bald, you will be too ashamed to see anyone! Your fans at Qing Zi High School will also cry bitterly!
In order to not infect Ai Mi, I decided to reduce direct contact with her before I was completely cured. If there was anything, I would contact her via cell phone even if we were very close.
"Hahahaha — — Ye Lin, doesn't this look a lot like Ji Chunhua's' Vulture 'in" Shaolin Temple "? Did you finally become enlightened and specialize in antagonist roles? "
Xiong YaoYue, who was freeloading off Ai Mi, was the second person to see my bald appearance. Her smile was even more exaggerated than Ai Mi's. If someone didn't know what was going on, they might think she drank some stimulants.
"You have a pretty good memory." I said with dissatisfaction, "I only mentioned teacher Ji Chunhua a bit in middle school, and you still remember it now? Ji Chunhua only lost her hair because she was sick! Although my ringworm could also be said to be sick … I took the initiative to shave it for treatment! It's different in nature! My hair will grow back in two weeks! "
If I had a mirror at the time, I would have noticed that my dissatisfied expression did have a bit of the 'Vulture' charm.
Crap, I finally recovered 1% of my shota appearance and didn't look like a bad person anymore. But because I shaved my head and was depressed, I looked like a released criminal.
Xiong YaoYue laughed crazily for a while and finally pinched her thigh to barely stop laughing. But she still didn't have enough energy to speak and wanted to laugh out loud again.
"Ha … so you're saying you're going to be a monk for two weeks? School had already started before that! At that time, you'll have to show off your bald appearance to the new classmates! "
I was so angry that I rolled my eyes.
In Qing Zi High School's second year (3) class, there were a few of my old classmates and people I knew from the Five Tiger Punishment Squad. They would at most smile when they saw my bald head, but I would leave a terrible first impression on other people I'm not familiar with! Although first impressions are nothing to Spartans, but if there were any rumors that I was the boss of Qing Zi High School, then I would be the boss of the school for no reason, just like in 28 Middle!
Forget it, there's no point worrying about it. It's just like what the Zhonghai Civil and Military Academy said, there's no one in Qing Zi High School who can fight emperors. As the 32nd generation leader of Yin Yang Sanshou, there's nothing wrong with being the boss of the school. I'll just treat it as helping Qing Zi High School maintain order.
"Shaolin Godly Monk, may I ask what martial arts you practice?" Xiong YaoYue's left hand was empty as if she was holding a microphone. She had an evil smile on her face as she interviewed me, "Is it Iron Head Martial Art or Diamond Leg Martial Art?"
"It's not Iron Head Martial Art, it's Bald Head Martial Art!" I said angrily as I used my bald head to hit Xiong YaoYue, "If you make fun of me again, I'll spread ringworm to you! It's super ringworm from a tiger! Once you become bald, you can squat in a corner and cry! "
"Wah! I'm so scared! " Xiong YaoYue wasn't really scared and nimbly dodged. Moreover, she used her sprinting specialty and escaped far away from the ringworm fungus.
Now she continued to point at me and laugh from afar. Because if I chase after her, I would have to be on the field and more people would see my bald head. I was a bit hesitant since I wasn't mentally prepared.
At this time, Eunuch Cao might have seen me and Xiong YaoYue playing around, so he slowly walked over. He heard from his father that I unfortunately contracted ringworm and had to shave my head in order to treat it, so he wasn't too surprised when he saw my bald head.
"Hmph, your master has a small illness, but not only did you not take off your clothes to comfort her, you actually laughed at her!"
Eunuch Cao righteously criticized Xiong YaoYue.
"Tsk, if you two have the ability then come and chase me!" Xiong YaoYue disagreed and made faces at us while turning her body to make a running motion.
She knew that Eunuch Cao wouldn't be able to catch up to her even if he was injected with dinosaur blood. Also, if I chased after her on the field under the summer sun, I would only become a bigger joke because of the sunlight reflecting off my bald head.
"Come back and apologize to your master!" Eunuch Cao said angrily, "Do you still have any sympathy? If you become bald and everyone comes to laugh at you, how would you feel? "
The degree of righteousness made people wonder if he took the wrong medicine last night.
Just when I thought that my disciple, Eunuch Cao, showed a rare bit of conscience when I was balding, he said:
"You still want to leave after offending the abbot!?"
Abbot … abbot my ass! Who's the abbot! Do you think I'll become the abbot if I shave my head! Eunuch Cao, don't run! Come back if you have the ability! I promise I won't beat you to death!
Regarding the matter of me becoming the abbot, Zhuang Ni sincerely wished that my eyebrows would fall off along with my hair. Loud Mouth insisted on taking a photo with me as a souvenir. Only Gong CaiCai sympathized with me and expressed her condolences.
"Ye, Ye Lin classmate, you don't have to worry too much. I often lose my hair because of the pressure before high school exams, so eating more sesame will help. This is some black sesame paste I brought from home, if you don't mind …"
"He shaved his head for medical purposes, it's not like he can't grow hair. Even if he grows hair, he will have to shave it again."
I didn't know when the class leader appeared behind me. I felt that after she waved at Gong CaiCai, she didn't put her hand down for a long time. It seemed like she wanted to touch my bald head like Ai Mi, but she felt too embarrassed, so she put her hand behind her back.
Since I would be teased by all kinds of bad friends if I stayed at school, there was also the danger of infecting Ai Mi, Gong CaiCai, and the class leader. (The probability of infecting my roommate, Shu Zhe, is especially high, but I don't care about him), so I decided to live at home and try not to come to school as much as possible before my ringworm completely recovers.
I didn't live on campus, so naturally, Xiao Qin wouldn't live on campus either. She also came home and helped me apply the ointment every day. She also used her lily-white hands to stroke my bald head.
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