Soon, we approached the most eye-catching tile-roofed house in Liu Village. The walls of the tile-roofed house were made of bluestone bricks. It looked clean and tidy, and there was even a solar water heater on the roof.
There were no Tibetan mastiffs in the yard, but there was a white Jinbei van parked there. The fenders were very dirty, and it looked like it hadn't been cleaned for a long time. It was a stark contrast to the tile-roofed house.
"Obama must be hidden here!"
Ai Mi said with certainty when we were fifty steps away from the tile-roofed house.
"Why do you say so?" Peng TouSi's attitude was like a teacher who wanted to help his students.
Ai Mi proudly raised her chin, "It's the master's intuition! I can feel the aura of Gluttony in this house! It must be Obama! "
004 and 005 nervously guarded Ai Mi on both sides. Their right hands were in the pockets of their suits, but I wasn't sure if they were holding guns.
Coincidentally, there was a skinny old man in his fifties with a walking stick. He saw a few unfamiliar faces in Liu Village (and most of them were foreigners), so he limped over.
"This should be the old village elder, right?" 005 confirmed with me. He wasn't good at determining the exact age of Asians.
"Old man!" Ai Mi put her hands on her hips and asked rudely, "Who lives in this house? Criminals, right? "
The old man in front of him was indeed the village chief. He was shocked when he heard the blonde Ai Mi speak fluent Chinese with a slight Dong Shan City accent.
I quickly said: "Are you the village elder? My sister grew up in America, and Americans aren't very polite, don't take it to heart! "
Ai Mi heard me say that and snorted disapprovingly and turned her face to the side.
The old village elder squinted his eyes and looked at us from head to toe. He suddenly realized: "You must be the one who bought tiger fighting equipment from the old man in our village a few days ago, right? I've heard of you! "
Then he turned his kind gaze to me and praised: "Young man, nowadays, there aren't many young people who respect the elderly … You're a good role model for your sister!"
My current mood was that I was ready to join the battle at any moment, so my expression was solemn, my eyebrows were raised, and the corners of my mouth were pressed down. If an ordinary person saw me, they would definitely avoid me.
In the end, the old village chief could see through my appearance and knew that I was actually a good person. He was truly a good village chief of China who could see through the minutest details!
Later on, I realized that it was possible that the old Village Elder had grown up in the Rogue Village and was used to seeing gangsters and bullies. Compared to them, my face looked kind and gentle.
The old village chief paused with his walking stick and looked at the big tile-roofed house with mixed feelings.
"Two weeks ago, the last good family of Liu Village lived in this house. In the end, they were also forced to leave by the three brothers of the Liu family! What would happen to Liu Village in the future? This old Village Chief really doesn't dare to imagine! "
The Village Elder felt a lot of pressure. With tears and snot in his eyes, he told us about how the Liu brothers had bullied the neighbors. They had taken over their neighbor's house and even crippled their own legs.
"What!? How could such a thing happen! " Ai Mi said in confusion and anger, "Individual property is sacred and inviolable. Why didn't the owner shoot them when they took over the house!"
The Village Elder's face looked like he had eaten a bitter gourd and he had a helpless expression.
"How could ordinary people like us have guns? Even if we had a shotgun left behind by our ancestors, it was confiscated by the government a few years ago. Also, the Liu brothers were so tyrannical. If they injured one, there would be two more. We could only hide! "
"Grandpa, what's the Liu brothers' main source of income?"
Peng TouSi asked the village head politely. The village head was already surprised to hear Amy speak Chinese. Now that he heard King Kong speak Chinese as well, he rubbed the white hair near his temples in bewilderment.
"What other source of income could they have? Scam, trick, trick, trick! Recently, I've been hearing dogs barking in their house. They didn't keep dogs before … "
"So Obama was kidnapped by them!" Ai Mi was filled with righteous indignation, "Inform the other bodyguards to surround the village! We can't let them have a chance to escape! "
"Wh … What!?" The Village Elder was so shocked that he almost fainted when he heard Ai Mi shout. He couldn't even hold his cane steadily, "The Liu brothers kidnapped Obama … kidnapped the President of the United States!? I knew they were up to no good! Now our Liu Village is going to be on the news broadcast, it's going to be on the United Nations news broadcast! "
That's enough! We're talking about a pet dog called Obama, not the President of the United States! Also, does the United Nations have news broadcast!
The Village Elder was still complaining about himself.
"Sigh! I'm so useless! I've let down the organization's trust as the Village Elder! Not only did I turn Liu Village into a mess, but I also made the villagers do things comparable to Osama bin Laden! It won't cause an international dispute, right? I won't be treated as a terrorist leader and handed over to the Hague court for trial, right? "
Speaking of which, the Village Elder has quite a big imagination! You know quite a lot! But you're so skinny and limp, you don't look like a terrorist leader! On the other hand, the Village Elder in < < Fist of the North Star > > is very similar to you!
When he got emotional, the Village Elder threw away his walking stick and hugged one of Peng TouSi's huge wrists with both hands.
He pleaded, "You must be Merika's special agents, specially coming to save President Obama, right? There are still many of you outside the village, right? I fully support you in saving the President! But please don't hurt the innocent! Although most of the people left in the village are prodigals, they haven't done anything particularly evil! As for Big Brother Liu, Second Brother Liu, and Third Brother Liu … kill them if you want! It's a good thing for the village if they're gone! "
The Village Elder spoke hysterically. 004 and 005 exchanged glances helplessly. Their real identity was the Merika FBI. The Village Elder was right when he said they were Merika's special agents.
"No problem. Since we're on China's territory, we'll act appropriately!"
Peng TouSi was really into the role. He really started to act as a special agent to save the President. As he was huge and intimidating, even the real Merika President's bodyguard might not look like him. Therefore, the Village Elder believed him even more.
"That's … that's good!" The Village Elder replied shakily. "Although I don't understand why you're bringing a young man and a little girl, there must be an unusual purpose for them, right? I'll immediately ask all unrelated people to stay at home and not come out! I won't interfere with your rescue mission! "
After the Village Elder finished speaking, he didn't even bother with his walking stick. He hopped like a Qing Dynasty zombie and ran in the direction he came from. On the way, he saw a bald middle-aged man brushing his teeth in front of a house. The Village Elder scolded him fiercely.
"You don't want to live, go hide at home! There's going to be a gunfight in our village later. If you get killed by stray bullets, no one will collect your corpse! "
"What?" The middle-aged man had a sleepy face. He didn't understand why the usually dull Village Elder had suddenly become so imposing.
"Forget it if you don't believe me! Anyway, you only have the ability to beat your wife and scold your children. Living is a waste of food! "
The Village Elder walked to the next house angrily and warned the people inside not to come out.
"If you don't want to die, stay at home! The Liu brothers are in big trouble this time! If you don't listen to my advice, come out and die! "
The Village Elder, who was running with a limp and warning loudly, seemed to have finally found the dignity of a long-lost Village Elder.
There weren't many villagers left in Liu Village. When they heard the Village Elder suddenly shouting and yelling uncharacteristically, they felt that it was better to believe him than not. Each and every one of them hid in their homes and refused to come out.
Eliminating other disturbances was a good thing, but the Village Elder's dry howl had alarmed the Liu brothers in the big tile-roofed house.
"Not good! The dog owner has come to find us! Second Brother, Third Brother, get your weapons! "
Elder Liu shouted loudly and jumped to the middle of the yard with his back bare. He waved an 80-centimeter-long watermelon knife and made various threatening poses. He muttered, "You're not afraid of me.
"Hey! Who dares come! The ancestor of us three brothers is Liu Bang, the ancestor of the Han Dynasty! If Liu Bang can kill the snake uprising, I can kill your uprising! If you dare to enter the yard, I dare to kill you! "
What the hell! Elder Liu, are you drunk? Why are you playing with a watermelon knife in front of us? Don't even mention Peng TouSi, even 004 and 005 can subdue you in an instant.
In addition, Liu Bang's White Snake Uprising is a myth. In history, Liu Bang was a hoodlum! From this point of view, you guys really didn't disgrace your ancestors!
Elder Liu used the watermelon knife technique a few times in the yard. Seeing that we weren't afraid, he didn't know what to do. He could only wait for his two brothers to come out and support him.
He didn't expect Elder Liu to come out with a wine bottle, but Elder Liu San fell flat on his face the moment he stepped into the yard. The nunchaku in his hand also flew out.
"Fuck! Third Brother, you drank the least, what happened? "Elder Liu said with a dumbfounded expression.
Unfortunately, Liu Lao San's nunchaku flew over the fence of the courtyard and directly flew in Ai Mi's direction. Although it would most likely fly over Ai Mi's head, I couldn't take that risk. Thus, I quickly blocked in front of Ai Mi before Peng TouSi could. I kicked the nunchaku out of the air and fiercely stomped on the ground.
"Hmph, that's more like it. You barely qualify as my loyal manservant."
Ai Mi gave a rather proud evaluation not far behind me.
My reaction couldn't be faster than Peng TouSi. Peng TouSi must have seen through my plan, so he deliberately let me show off. I looked at Peng TouSi gratefully. Peng TouSi didn't say anything and only nodded slightly at me.
On the other side of the courtyard, Liu Laosan's nose was bleeding from the fall. He crawled up from the ground in great pain. He first covered his nose, then looked at his feet, and cried out in disbelief, "I'm fine.
"Fuck! Why was my shoelace untied! Was it that dog just now!? It pretended to clean my shoes, but secretly untied my shoelace!? "
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