Old Liu San fell hard in the yard because his shoelaces came loose. The Liu brothers saw the situation wasn't good (they were facing Peng TouSi, 004, and 005), so they immediately turned around and planned to escape.
"Motherf * cker! We didn't use our own phones to text them, how did they find us? "
The Liu brothers would never have thought that they had left enough traces on the internet because of the previous six dog kidnappings. As long as someone like Sherlock Holmes carefully integrates the clues, they would be able to deduce their location.
From this point of view, Xiao Yin was comparable to Detective Conan. It would be a pity if she didn't work for the police.
Ever since the supercomputer "Deep Blue" defeated the chess master Kasparov, there have been endless discussions about artificial intelligence replacing humans. Some people called for a ban on all artificial intelligence experiments, while others said that if artificial intelligence beats humans, it would be the survival of the fittest.
"Don't let them get away!" Ai Mi pointed at the backs of the Liu brothers and shouted, "I'm going to use the crocodile pond in the principal's building to punish them!"
Hey! The thirteen live crocodiles you ordered from the crocodile restaurant were not only kept in the basement of the VIP building, but now they're being moved to the basement of the principal's building! Isn't opening a crocodile pond to punish opponents 100% villainous behavior!
"Damn! This little brat is a pervert! "
The Liu brothers ran even faster when they heard Ai Mi was going to feed them to the crocodiles. Old Liu San threw the bottle to lighten the load and it almost hit Old Liu's foot.
"Bastard! Don't call my sister a pervert! "I patted my chest angrily," You can come at me if you have any filthy words! You can call me a pervert, but if you dare call my sister a pervert … "
"Huh? Doesn't this young man look familiar? " Old Liu San finally stopped his nosebleed and said to Old Liu, "Is he the one who played the male lead in the movie" Substitute Hero "? Didn't he borrow a female bank employee's stockings to hide his identity in the scene where he stopped the bank robbery? So that's him! "
Old Liu came to a realization, "No wonder he wasn't angry when we called him a pervert, so he's a pervert!"
You … you guys are the perverts! The male lead, played by Wu Sheng, was not very popular. It was all thanks to Director Cao's script! It was obviously a very inspirational story of a stunt double doing justice. Why did they have to use a similar plot from "The Perverted Mask"!
"Split up and run! We can't let them capture all of them! "
Under Boss Liu's command, the three brothers ran north, west, and east. Since they needed to split up some people to protect Ai Mi, Peng TouSi, 004, and 005 couldn't all chase after them.
At this moment, a heart-wrenching, lung-splitting howl of a dog resounded in the large tile-roofed house. help！”， It was a pure American accent. Probably no other dog except for Obama had this ability.
"No matter what, let's save Obama first!" I suggested, "The Liu brothers can run, but the temple can't. Even if they run this time, the police will arrest them for us!"
"No." Ai Mi firmly refused, "Will the police throw them into the crocodile pond for me? If I don't punish them personally, I won't be able to vent the hatred in my heart! I only need 004 and 005 to protect me. Peng TouSi, go chase after the criminals with the manservant! Go chase with the other bodyguards near the village! Don't let a single one of them go! "
After Ai Mi gave us her orders, she valiantly kicked open the courtyard fence and stepped into the large tile-roofed house to look for Obama. She wasn't even prepared for other criminals in the house. Her rash actions scared 004 and 005.
Peng TouSi and I stayed outside the courtyard. After he got his bearings, he said to me:
"We've arranged for people to intercept the north and the west directions that Boss Liu and Boss Liu escaped to. They would be walking right into a trap if they went that way. Only Boss Liu escaped to the east side of the mountain. There's no one there, so we'll chase after them together!"
The Liu brothers looked very similar, but Peng TouSi was able to tell who was the boss, second brother, and third brother in a short amount of time. He was also able to remember which direction they escaped to. This ability is many times better than 004 and 005. It seems like the FBI doesn't treat them too well. Otherwise, why couldn't they recruit a talent like Peng TouSi?
Together with Peng TouSi, who was as brave as a Heavenly God, he had to chase after Liu Laosan, who had a bloody nose and swollen face. This task couldn't be easier. I didn't think much and followed Peng TouSi to the back of the mountain.
After we entered the back of the mountain, we discovered a problem — — the back of the mountain near Liu Village was filled with jagged rocks and lush vegetation. It was very easy to get lost. Liu Lao San was more familiar with the terrain than us, so we could no longer hear the rustling sounds of him running.
My smartwatch has a compass function, but I don't think it will be useful in this situation. Peng TouSi closed his eyes and sniffed the air downwind, just like a Native American in a Western movie.
"Peng TouSi, what are you doing?" I frowned, "Can you … smell Liu Lao San's scent?"
"I can." Peng TouSi said modestly, "I'm more sensitive to men's scent."
Don't look at me so ambiguously and say something I can't comment on! All the pores on my body were blocked from the cold!
Peng TouSi and I chased after Liu Lao San's' scent 'for a while, then Peng TouSi suddenly stopped.
"The scent is messed up." Peng TouSi muttered, "It seems like there are a few female creatures nearby …"
"Save, save me!"
At the same time, a young woman's scream came from the side in front of us. It sounded familiar, like … like Gong CaiCai!?
So the female creatures Peng TouSi was talking about were women! When I saw your solemn face just now, I thought you found a sow in the back of the mountain that was breastfeeding! I was still on guard against the hot-tempered sow trying to kill me! But it turned out to be a harmless Gong CaiCai! Compensate me for my psychological damage! I've seen the ferocious power of a protecting sow in Animal World, so my heart was terrified! Can Gong CaiCai be described as a female creature! At least she doesn't resemble a sow at all! If a sow is like that, then I will immediately quit school and open a pig farm, then I will definitely become the savior of a rich otaku!
Peng TouSi and I followed the sound and passed through a thicket. We immediately saw Liu Lao San being cornered and kidnapping Gong CaiCai. In front of him, Zhuang Ni was slapped on the face. Her hair was a mess, and she was clenching her teeth. She was taking out a utility knife to confront Liu Lao San.
So Gong CaiCai came to the back of the mountain with Zhuang Ni? What are they doing here? I was wondering why Gong CaiCai dared to call for help when she was petrified, so it was because Zhuang Ni was next to her!
I didn't know that the reason Gong CaiCai came to the back of the mountain with Zhuang Ni was because they went to the flower exhibition yesterday. Gong CaiCai was still unsatisfied, so Zhuang Ni said there were some beautiful plants that couldn't be seen in the flower exhibition, so she lured Gong CaiCai to the back of the mountain for a 'date'. I never expected to run into this.
"Let go of CaiCai!" Zhuang Ni glared at Liu Lao San like a demon from hell and swung the utility knife in the air, "If you dare touch a single finger of CaiCai, I'll tear you to pieces!"
Although she didn't lose to him in terms of aura, the difference in physique was there. The right side of her face that was slapped by Liu Lao San was slightly swollen, and a trace of blood flowed out of the corner of her mouth, which could make people who didn't understand her feel pity.
"Amitabha, the sea of bitterness has no bounds, repent and you will be saved!" Peng TouSi sang loudly like Lu Zhishen, "Let go of the girl in your hands and I promise I won't chase after you anymore. The heavens are merciful, don't kill anymore!"
Liu Lao San replied fiercely: "I don't believe it! You're tall and have long legs, you'll immediately catch me if I let go of the hostage! I want to take the hostage with me! "
Gong CaiCai was held hostage in Liu Lao San's arms. Although she didn't turn petrified because Zhuang Ni was nearby, she turned on the phone's vibration mode. It could be considered a special ability to tremble at such a high frequency. Even Liu Lao San's voice was trembling because of Gong CaiCai's vibration.
"What's wrong with this girl!" Liu Lao San saw that Gong CaiCai and Zhuang Ni were wearing the same Qing Zi High uniform as me and Ai Mi, so he couldn't help but complain: "Are the students of Qing Zi High all monsters? One said he was going to feed us to the crocodiles, one carries a utility knife, one is a pervert who wears stockings, and one is shaking like he got an electric shock … "
No, you're underestimating Gong CaiCai's vibration mode. Gong CaiCai's shaking is more than like she got an electric shock! She can even generate electricity! The global free power supply system that Tesla dreamed of back then was lacking Gong CaiCai, the main component! If Gong CaiCai was born a hundred years earlier, everyone would have already used electricity that didn't cost money!
Also, who's the pervert who wears stockings! At most, I've only worn underwear, I've never worn stockings!
Zhuang Ni saw Peng TouSi and I arrive at the scene. Although she didn't like to see me, she still breathed a sigh of relief at our appearance. She wiped the blood from the corner of her mouth with her sleeve and said:
"It was you guys who chased after this guy and forced him to take Gong CaiCai hostage, right? If that's the case, then you guys should be responsible for saving Gong CaiCai. I don't want to directly or indirectly come into contact with men unless it's absolutely necessary. "
Does using a utility knife count as "indirectly" coming into contact with men? Your hatred for men is really off the charts!
But overall, Zhuang Ni's impression of Peng TouSi was pretty good. The main reason was probably because Peng TouSi was gay and had no desire for women, so he caught Zhuang Ni's attention.
"Save, save me …" Before Gong CaiCai lost consciousness, she tried her best to move her lips and called for help from Peng TouSi, Zhuang Ni, and me. Her face was pale and her eyes were filled with tears of fear. It was truly pitiful.
Suddenly, Peng TouSi took a deep breath and his eyes revealed a mixture of awe and worry.
Huh? Peng TouSi, you're God's mistress, what do you have to be afraid of in this world? Liu Lao San doesn't even have a weapon, can he still hide his trump card?
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