When Liu Lao San was holding Gong CaiCai hostage, he was leaning against a tree. His original intention was to prevent someone from ambushing us from behind (since we had a lot of people on our side), but it also limited his field of view.
When I saw what creature was coming from the depths of the mountain, I understood why Peng TouSi had a worried look in his eyes.
It's a fucking tiger! A big tiger! A tiger with the word 'King' on its head! Upon closer inspection, isn't it the tigress that I pulled out the wooden thorns for a few days ago!
So this was the 'female creature' that Peng TouSi smelled before! I even thought it was a female mountain boar! In the end, it was ten times more ferocious than a female mountain boar!
Due to our positions, out of the five of us, only Liu Lao San and Gong CaiCai could not see the approaching tiger. Peng TouSi, Zhuang Ni, and I all stiffened when we saw the King of Beasts.
Well, Peng TouSi's body might not be considered stiff. He had a strange expression that was a mixture of pity and excitement. He stared at the approaching tiger with the might of a god, as if he was prepared to fight the tiger empty-handed if something unexpected happened.
Zhuang Ni looked at the tiger's sharp claws, then at her utility knife, and tactfully lowered it. Liu Laosan thought that his threat was effective, so he raised his voice and shouted again,
"Stay 100 meters away from me! I'm going to take this little girl as a hostage! If you guys behave, I'll let her go when it's safe … "
However, Liu Laosan didn't finish his sentence. He noticed that the three of us were looking at something behind him. It was as if there was something extremely scary there.
"Hey! Don't, don't scare me! "Liu Lao San had goosebumps all over his body." Where are you guys looking? What's behind me? Don't act mysterious! I've slept in a graveyard before! Acting mysterious won't work on me! "
In the beginning, Zhuang Ni was worried about the tiger, but she heard the class leader say that she gave the tiger pheasants and rabbits in return when she pulled out the thorns. She also saw that Peng TouSi was fearless, and he might even have a gun on him, so she gradually recovered her cold expression.
Zhuang Ni was brave enough to not pee her pants after seeing a tiger outside the zoo. As for Gong CaiCai, she should be glad that she could not see the tiger from her point of view, and she was petrified from the shock.
"Is your cholesterol high?" Zhuang Ni suddenly asked Liu Laosan out of the blue.
"What? What does it have to do with you whether my cholesterol is high or not? "Liu Laosan did not understand." Do you want me to have a heart attack because of high cholesterol? Stop dreaming! My heart is fine! "
"I hope your heart is really good," Zhuang Ni sneered. "If your cholesterol is not high, then the creatures that feed on you should not have gastrointestinal discomfort."
"What are you talking about!?" Liu Laosan was infected by the strange atmosphere and a drop of cold sweat dripped down from his forehead.
Peng TouSi gave me a look. I understood that I was the key to stabilizing the tiger. The tiger might have come out to help me, but it might not be able to differentiate between friend and foe. If I accidentally hurt someone other than Liu Laosan, it would be more of a hindrance.
Actually, it might not be a good thing even if I only hurt Liu Laosan. Let's not talk about whether the tiger would eat him, as long as I hurt someone, the tiger would be labeled as a tiger that hurt people, and the consequences would not be good.
Thus I slowly raised my right hand and signaled the tiger to not come any closer. My movements were light and light, as I was afraid the king of beasts would misunderstand.
My careful expression and actions made Liu Laosan feel even more uneasy. The rumor of a tiger in the back of the mountain wasn't new. He could vaguely guess his situation, but he wasn't completely sure.
He had a strong desire to turn around and take a look, but he did not dare to be distracted in front of Zhuang Ni who was holding the utility knife and Peng TouSi who was like an iron tower.
The huge psychological pressure made him gasp for air. His right arm that was holding Gong CaiCai's neck from behind also showed signs of loosening.
"I suggest you release CaiCai now." Zhuang Ni said with the tone of a death sentence executive, "Otherwise, you will be making outstanding contributions to the reproduction of wild animals."
Hearing the words' wild animals', Liu Laosan's fear reached its peak. He even started to tremble together with Gong CaiCai (Secret - Double Tremble). At the same time, I thought the tiger would understand my hand gesture and would not make any strange movements. However, the tiger did not play according to common sense. It suddenly raised its huge head, opened its bloody mouth and let out a tiger roar that shook the entire forest.
"Awooo — —"
The above onomatopoeia could not describe the real situation. You just have to imagine a wild cat roaring at its loudest and then magnifying the volume by ten thousand times while shrinking yourself into a mouse. That would be the power of a tiger's roar.
"My, my god! There really is a tiger! "
When Liu Laosan heard the surging tiger roar behind him, he knew it was impossible for a human to imitate it. He immediately left Gong CaiCai and ran between me and Peng TouSi in a panic, hoping to get as far away from the tiger as possible.
One of the most taboo things to do when dealing with wild beasts was to flee, because Bear Grylls once said, "Wild beasts can smell your fear." At this time, when the tiger saw that Liu Laosan had his back to it, it rushed a few steps forward, jumped up, and easily intercepted Liu Laosan from the side. The sound of four feet landing on the ground was quite shocking.
Looking at the tiger's sharp canine teeth and its expression of wanting to bite, Liu Laosan's legs went weak. His eyes rolled up and he held his heart as he knelt on the ground and could not get up.
Damn! He really did have a heart attack! It must be because he eats too much meat and drinks too much at such a young age!
"Lin, make the tiger stay away from us." Peng TouSi said to me, "I have a quick-acting heart reliever pill. Right now, it's more important to save people. It's best to make the tiger leave if possible."
With that, Peng TouSi slowly walked between Liu Laosan and the tiger. He helped Liu Laosan up and poured a few heart reliever pills into his mouth. Ever since I had a viral heart disease, Peng TouSi had been carrying heart reliever pills with him. He didn't change this habit even after I recovered.
I didn't know whether to laugh or cry. I waved my hand nervously and tried to calm the tiger down.
"Be good, be good. I know you came to repay a debt of gratitude. You did a good job, it's enough … You can't hurt people, and you can't eat people. Otherwise, the government will hunt you down and turn you into a specimen …"
The tiger tilted its head and looked at me. At that moment, its expression was a bit like a big cat trying to act cute, but it did not retreat. It still held a lot of hostility towards Liu Laosan.
I wasn't a saint, I wouldn't sacrifice my life to save Liu Laosan. However, Peng TouSi was also the first to bear the brunt. In order to make sure nothing happens to Peng TouSi, I bravely approached the tiger. Not only did the tiger not mind me approaching, it even lowered its body, which made me feel a lot more at ease.
So in for a penny, in for a pound, I reached out and rubbed the tiger's head, using my LV999 talent "Smiling Dog Head".
Peng TouSi wasn't too surprised, but Zhuang Ni was. After all, you can't touch a tiger's butt. You also need a lot of courage and luck to touch a tiger's head.
After being petted for a while, the tiger seemed to be satisfied. It let out a low roar as a farewell, then it lazily turned around and walked into the jungle while wagging its tail.
I heaved a sigh of relief. On the other side, Liu Laosan was also saved by Peng TouSi's Heart Relieving Pill. After he came back to life, he was covered in cold sweat. His empty eyes stared at the dark sky and screamed in fear.
"King of Hell! King of Hell, spare me! Don't let the tiger eat me! I won't harm animals anymore! I … I won't harm people anymore! I'll repair bridges and roads from now on! "
Later, he realized it was still daytime. The so-called "dark night sky" was just Peng TouSi's skin and black suit.
I suddenly remembered I didn't know how Gong CaiCai was. I turned around and saw that Zhuang Ni was already hugging Gong CaiCai. She didn't seem to be injured, she was just shocked.
"Just now, I think I saw a tiger …" Gong CaiCai muttered to herself with lifeless eyes, "Two tigers ~ ~ two tigers ~ ~ so weird ~ ~ ~"
She was so scared that she started to sing incoherently! Her singing has the flavor of an ethnic minority! Gong CaiCai, did your 1/16 ethnic minority bloodline finally awaken a blood limit!
The "Save Obama" operation was successfully completed. Boss Liu, who fled to the north, and Boss Liu, who fled to the west, were captured by the bodyguards. Xiao Qin and Xiong YaoYue also made some contributions.
Boss Liu, who resisted the most, was hung above the crocodile pond for 12 hours. His clothes were torn apart by the crocodiles before he was finally handed over to the police. When Boss Liu saw the police, he had an expectant expression, which made the police suspect that Boss Liu was gay.
"What's going on? I've never seen a criminal so eager to be arrested! Is he looking forward to going to prison to pick up soap? "
After the police interrogation, the three Liu brothers not only kidnapped dogs, but they also kidnapped license plates and demanded ransom from car owners. Although neither of the above could be considered kidnapping, it was still a crime of trespassing on property. It looks like they will have to go in and pick up soap for a while.
Unexpectedly, because Liu Laosan saw the King of Hell in his hallucinations when he had a heart attack, he stopped eating meat and became a vegetarian. His sentence was reduced because of his good behavior.
"The back mountain is too close to the school. It's not a long-term solution to have a tiger on the mountain."
Peng TouSi said to me in the elevator alone after he drove Ai Mi and Obama back to the principal's building.
"Then what should we do?" I asked, "Send it to the zoo?"
Peng TouSi shook his head. "That's too cruel to wild animals. It's best to send it to the wildlife reserve. I'll contact the relevant people. You just need to tell everyone not to go deep into the forest at the back of the mountain before the tiger moves away."
Putting aside the matter of Peng TouSi moving the tiger, the next day Director Cao came to our dorm and asked me if I was interested in participating in the North Korean movie "Obama Assassination".
Seriously … he wants to assassinate Obama right after saving him?
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