As the trendsetter of Dong Shan city's' Diary Hero ', Xiao Qin was exceptionally good at picking locks. In a short while, she used a folded piece of paper to loosen the lock of the bathroom door and was about to enter.
"Deng deng deng ~ Childhood sweetheart cat maid is about to serve Ye Lin classmate!"
I knew I had to take action.
Bathing in the summer doesn't take too much time. I was nearing the end of my bath and I had already applied the antibacterial soap. All I needed was to rinse off the bubbles with the shower head.
I'm not sure if it's worth rejoicing, but when Xiao Qin invaded the bathroom, I was rubbing bubbles into my private area. So strictly speaking, even though I was taking a shower, I was not naked. I was only wearing foam panties.
Of course, the underwear wasn't stable enough and the style was too bold. It might be equivalent to a woman's thong.
But no matter what, it's still better than nothing.
Thus I walked to the bathroom door with my head held high and tried to stop Xiao Qin from opening the door.
I had to do it because Xiao Qin had already opened the door a crack and was excitedly peeking inside. I could only sit and wait for death.
Xiao Qin shouldn't have taken off her clothes yet. If she really took off her clothes and wanted to use soap on my body, I might not be able to control myself since I'm not a sex-addict.
I had to choose the lesser of two evils. Instead of being overwhelmed by Xiao Qin's naked body, it would be better to let her see my naked body. I closed the bathroom door again. It's not like it's the first time Xiao Qin has seen my naked body — — she has seen it both when I was young and when I grew up.
Right at this time, my dad and Auntie Ren came back from the supermarket. Auntie Ren walked in front to open the door, and my dad followed behind like a waiter with bags of all sizes. He didn't seem to have any complaints, as if he was enjoying himself.
"Ah, mom's back!" Xiao Qin said in a panic, "She's going to find out what we did!"
What did we do? Don't make it sound like we were having an affair while our parents were out! You were clearly the one who was acting perverted!
Under Auntie Ren's puzzled gaze, Xiao Qin subconsciously took a few steps back and let go of the bathroom door handle.
It was a good time to close the bathroom door. I grabbed the outside handle of the bathroom door as fast as I could.
It's fine if Xiao Qin glanced at my 'bubble thong', but if Auntie Ren saw it too, I would have to find a temple deep in the mountains and face the wall for ten years.
However, since ancient times, the kitchen and bathroom had been the most accident-prone places in a house. Every year, many Americans died from turkey explosions or falls in the bathroom. The kitchen with more kitchen utensils was more dangerous, and the bathroom with more space was more dangerous.
I should have mentioned it more than once, but Auntie Ren's bathroom was bigger than mine. Not only did it have a showerhead, but it also had a bathtub. The tiles on the walls and floor were also higher quality.
The result was — I slipped and fell! There was some foam on my toes and I slipped when I went to close the bathroom door.
If it was a small bathroom, I could find a support at any time, but if it was a big bathroom, I couldn't find a support! The only thing that prevented me from falling on my face was the bathroom door handle.
But I underestimated the inertia of falling forward, and I overestimated the friction between the soles of my feet and the tiles.
I didn't stop! The bathroom door opened outwards, so there was no one to support me after Xiao Qin stepped back, so I directly flew out of the bathroom door!
I was wearing a bubble thong — — no, the foam had already fallen off during the flight — — so I flew out naked!
"Damn! What kind of monster is this!? "
My dad might not have gotten used to my bald head, but he couldn't help but cry out when he saw a bald head suddenly fly out of his bathroom.
In the short few seconds that I soared through the air like a dolphin, I thought about several serious questions.
First, should I use Yin Yang Sanshou to reduce the damage of falling, or should I cover my private parts to preserve my last shred of dignity in front of Auntie Ren?
Wait, there seemed to be a popular joke in which someone encountered a similar problem.
In the joke, there was a fire in the men's bathhouse. A large group of naked men rushed onto the streets and ran into a lot of women. Most of them covered their lower bodies, only the shrewd protagonist covered his face. The reason was: "It's all the same down there, no one will recognize me if I cover my face."
At this moment, should I follow the example of the ancients and cover my face first? It's all the same down there …
No, no, no, I can't!! Xiao Qin, my dad, and Auntie Ren, who wouldn't recognize my real body! Even if my dad said something like 'what kind of monster', there's no way he wouldn't recognize his own son!
Bastard! This won't work, that won't work, what should I do!
"Ye Lin classmate, be careful!"
Without waiting for me to think of an answer, I threw myself onto Xiao Qin's body. Xiao Qin was afraid I would get hurt, so she quickly caught me with both hands and tried her best to use the Hua Jin martial arts of Yin Yang Sanshou in hopes of reducing the damage I would receive when I hit the ground.
In the end, she fell with me.
Not only did she fall on her back, but she was also pinned down by my naked body.
Fortunately, the living room was carpeted all year round and Xiao Qin had a good foundation in Yin Yang Sanshou, so she didn't suffer any serious injuries and the back of her head didn't touch the ground.
But that wouldn't be of much help to the current terrible situation! Auntie Ren personally saw me leap out of the bathroom and pounce on Xiao Qin like a hungry tiger on the carpet!
What a perverted monk! He's still in such a rush even after becoming a monk! I haven't even wiped off the bubbles from my body yet, and I already pounced on a woman!
Is this the highest realm of an 'eminent monk' that Guo Degang once described, which is called 'knowing the women when on the bed, knowing the shoes when off the bed'?
Ahhhh, my thoughts are already in a mess! I might as well go to the zoo and adopt a monkey, then take it to the West to obtain scriptures!
"Ah, Ye Lin classmate is suddenly so enthusiastic …" Xiao Qin's face was red under my body, "But now is not the time, my mom is watching us …"
That's right! Auntie Ren was staring at us — — especially at me! My entire back was seen by Auntie Ren! Even if I have the latissimus deltoideus that I'm proud of, it's hard to withstand the shame of my stepmother seeing my gluteus maximus! Auntie Ren, please stop looking! I didn't purposely lean on your daughter like this!
Because I flew out in the middle of a shower, the water on my body had not dried yet. Xiao Qin's clothes were already completely soaked after only a few seconds of intimate contact with me. It must have made her feel sticky and wet.
"Ye Lin classmate." Xiao Qin wrapped one hand around my neck and the other around my waist. She said to me with a burning face, "Hold me and slowly get up. Treat me like a piece of clothing to cover your embarrassment in front of my mom … Carry me and slowly move to your bedroom …"
What kind of shameless play was this?! You're actually using your sworn sister as an apron! I can block Auntie Ren's gaze if I carry you up, but what would Auntie Ren think? I'm just courting death if I carry her daughter into my own bedroom naked!
"Auntie Ren! Don't use your ultimate move! It's a misunderstanding! "
No matter what, I was the one who shouted first.
"I slipped out of the bathroom and landed on Xiao Qin's body! Xiao Qin can testify! I didn't do anything bad while you guys weren't home! "
"Huh?" Auntie Ren took a step into the living room and looked down at me from above, "Since you didn't do anything bad, then you're doing a good deed?"
"Yes, yes!" I hurriedly nodded, then hurriedly shook my head, "It's neither a good nor a bad thing, it's an accident! An accident! It must be because I shaved my head, so my balance must have weakened … "
"Did you shave your head or your tail!" Auntie Ren said angrily, "No matter what happened, hurry and get off my daughter!"
Sigh, Auntie Ren didn't think twice before getting angry … Do you think I don't want to get off of Xiao Qin? I really wanted to show you my naked body as soon as I got up. They say a mother and son should treat each other with utmost sincerity, but that's not the way to treat each other!
"Dad, don't just stand there, bring me some clothes!"
I turned my head to urge my dad and he seemed to have woken up from a dream. But since he had a lot of goods in his hands, he had to find a place to put them down before he could get me some clothes.
"Mom, it's not Ye Lin classmate's fault." Xiao Qin defended me to Auntie Ren, "I suddenly wanted to go to the washroom while Ye Lin classmate was taking a shower. I opened the door from the outside before Ye Lin classmate was dressed properly, that's why Ye Lin classmate used Heaven Flying Immortal …"
Heaven Flying Immortal my ass! It's clearly Heaven Flying Monk! If I used Heaven Flying Monk in front of Ye Gu Cheng and Ximen Chuixue, I guarantee they wouldn't be able to resist! They wouldn't dare to look because the scene was too beautiful!
"Ah …" Xiao Qin suddenly bit her lips and forcefully suppressed a moan.
"Ye Lin classmate, you can't do that in front of your mother." Xiao Qin whispered shyly, "Hurry up and stop …"
It was only after Xiao Qin's reminder that I realized it was stuck in the triangular gap between Xiao Qin's jeans because it had been lubricated with antiseptic soap and was stimulated during the flight. Isn't this the legendary * *? Heavens! I've done such a despicable thing to my sworn sister! And it was in front of Auntie Ren!
Not good! It would have been fine if Xiao Qin didn't mention it, but as soon as she said it, I suddenly felt a strange feeling surging along both sides of my spine! Xiao Qin's awkward expression of not knowing if she should close or close her legs made my body even more excited.
I'm going to die, I'm going to die, I'm going to die, I'm going to die. Otherwise, your son will definitely die! Even if Auntie Ren can forgive me for accidentally pouncing on Xiao Qin, she can't forgive me for what I'm about to do!
That's why I said, Tang Xuanzang, you have nothing better to do than to get the scriptures! Didn't the monks already have many sutras?
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