Luckily my dad gave me a large towel in time, otherwise I wouldn't be naked in front of Auntie Ren for the rest of my life.
I jumped off Xiao Qin's body and wrapped the towel around me as fast as lightning. I didn't even have time to apologize to Xiao Qin and Auntie Ren before I ran back to my room in a panic.
Afterwards, my dad spent half an hour to have a 'heart to heart talk' with me. He hinted that I was going through puberty and living under the same roof as a young girl, so it was inevitable that I couldn't control my impulses. If I think it's not realistic to suppress my impulses with my own willpower, then I can consider picking an airplane cup or even an inflatable doll from the store.
Hey! Who's the one who can't control themselves! Shaving my head doesn't mean I'm a perverted monk! Dad, you're too much! If you weren't my dad, I would have flipped the table already!
What if Xiao Qin found out that airplane cup was hidden in the bedroom? Not to mention the inflatable doll that takes up even more space! At that time, Xiao Qin would definitely cry and say: "Ye Lin classmate would rather use this than me …"
Later that day, Auntie Ren came to talk to me. I was wearing formal clothes that were reserved for school ceremonies. I sat awkwardly on a chair and waited for Auntie Ren to criticize me.
But Auntie Ren did not give a long-winded speech. Instead, she made an unnatural smile and asked me with an ice-cold voice:
"Do you think that just because gramps appointed you as the 32nd successor of Yin Yang Sanshou, it means your martial arts is already very good? Why don't we have a match right here and see if you can beat me down? "
She said as she walked towards me. She cracked her knuckles as if she was preparing for a fight.
"No, no, no, Auntie Ren, how could I be your opponent?" I felt the hairs on my back stand up and I frantically waved my hands to decline.
It's not that I'm being modest, but Auntie Ren is a former MMA world champion. Whether it's martial arts or combat experience, she is way ahead of me. The most likely outcome of a real PK with Auntie Ren is that I would be paralyzed by a flying kick.
Although I'm better at Yin Yang Sanshou than Auntie Ren (I heard gramps say that Auntie Ren's proficiency in Yin Yang Sanshou isn't as good as Xiao Qin's), it doesn't increase my chances of winning by much. Auntie Ren can use her knowledge of Yin Yang Sanshou to prevent me from taking advantage of her.
All in all, Auntie Ren's overall strength is undoubtedly above mine. If I want to beat Auntie Ren, I have to train hard for a long time.
Other than sparring, I have no reason to PK with Auntie Ren in real life.
The only reason Auntie Ren pointed out her strength was to prove that she still had the strength to teach me a lesson and to warn me not to mess around with Xiao Qin. In fact, that's exactly what I wanted. I also don't want to push Xiao Qin down and ruin our stable sibling relationship. I also don't want to embarrass Auntie Ren and my dad's new family.
Taking a step back, even if I surpass Auntie Ren one day, I won't get any pleasure from beating her. Instead, when Auntie Ren threatened me, I felt a warm feeling in my heart when she said the word 'mother and daughter'.
Auntie Ren really has a sharp tongue but a soft heart! Although she didn't let me change the way I addressed her, she had already treated me as her son from the bottom of her heart.
It's because I'm her son that I can't have anything bad happen with her daughter — — at least not until we grow up and become independent.
I understood Auntie Ren's good intentions, so I promised her in a serious tone.
I promised I won't take advantage of Xiao Qin's feelings for me before I become independent, and I definitely won't 'kill' her like Auntie Ren was worried about.
Seeing my sincerity, Auntie Ren reluctantly believed my promise. But before I left, she made a 'kill without mercy' gesture below her neck, indicating that if I don't keep my promise, she won't be lenient.
In any case, the 'flying monk' incident finally came to an end. Since I persisted in applying ointment and soap, I was able to perfectly prevent ringworm from spreading.
The next day was Sunday. It felt like Auntie Ren and my dad were purposely staying home to monitor us. Even when Xiao Qin was watching TV with me on the sofa, they were still watching to see if our hands were out in the open. It made Xiao Qin and I feel awkward.
In order to prove my innocence, I took the initiative to go to the computer market by myself. I didn't agree when Xiao Qin wanted to go with me. It wasn't easy for Auntie Ren and my dad to have some free time to do what they like.
In the end, because the international flower exhibition in the cultural park attracted a lot of tourists, there were a lot more people at the subway station. There were also a lot more police than usual, as if to prevent a terrorist attack.
"You, take out your ID!"
A tall and skinny policewoman who looked like she was forever in menopause, and a young policeman who purposely kept a moustache above his lips to appear mature, but anyone could tell he was a newbie, stopped me in front of the subway gate.
Damn! My bald head completely negates 1% of my shota looks! Do I look like a fugitive with a major case on my back?
"ID! ID! " The young policeman anxiously urged me, and he even put his hand on his waist as if he wanted to take something out. Don't think I don't know that a newbie like him can't carry a gun.
I slowly took out Wu Sheng's ID and showed it to them. The policewoman glanced at it and said vigilantly: "Why doesn't it look like it? What's with your hair? "
Huh? Is it only my hair that doesn't look like it? It looks like Wu Sheng and I can pretend to be each other for a while in the foreseeable future!
Actually, I'm already 16 years old, so not only can I apply for an ID, but Dong Shan city has a rule that I must apply within 3 months of turning 16, or else I'll be fined. I heard from my dad that his old classmate He Gousheng's daughter, He Ling, delayed applying for an ID until she was 17 for some reason, and she even had to pay a ¥50 fine.
But just like how people don't want to use their own ID to authenticate their real name when playing online games, even though I have my own ID, I still prefer to use Wu Sheng's ID in most situations. First, it's because I'm used to using his ID in the past, and second, the photo on my ID is extremely ugly. I look more like someone released from prison than someone released from prison. In comparison, using Wu Sheng's ID is less threatening.
When the young policeman checked my ID, I squeezed out a smile on my face (the policewoman almost pulled out her gun because of my smile) and explained:
"I didn't mean to shave my head, I actually got a highly contagious head ringworm, so I shaved my head and applied ointment in order to treat it! If you don't believe me, you can touch my head and see if there's any ointment that was dried by the sun. "
The policewoman immediately revealed a face of disgust. She had the young policeman next to her reach out to confirm, then she let me pass. Afterwards, she even urged the young policeman to hurry up and wash his hands to avoid harming his beautiful hair.
I was happy that I didn't get caught using Wu Sheng's ID, but I was unexpectedly checked again by another policeman when I left the subway station.
"Take out your ID!"
"Hurry up and check if he's the wanted criminal A683!"
"Don't move! I'll shoot if you move again! "
Including the return trip, I was checked a total of four times … Do I really look like a bad person?
I didn't feel tired anymore, so I dejectedly returned to the Red Building North Street neighborhood. I found an unfamiliar girl walking in front of me, she probably also lived on the fourth floor.
By the way, in order to train my body, I rarely take the elevator. If I can take the stairs, I will take the stairs. This girl probably takes the stairs to maintain her figure. Her reason is almost the same as mine, although from the back, I don't think she's fat at all.
In the end, the girl noticed a bald-headed jailbreaker-like person following behind her. It seemed that he glanced at her a few more times, so she lost her composure and walked faster and faster.
But she was wearing high heels, so even if she quickened her pace, she couldn't shake me off. Also, wouldn't it be shameful if I, a Spartan, couldn't climb the stairs faster than a girl?
So I kept following her and planned to 'overtake' her, but she never gave me a chance.
We walked up to the third floor with a strange atmosphere. Suddenly, the girl started to run like crazy. She ran to a house on the fourth floor and started to hit the door. She cried and shouted, "Mom! Hurry up and open the door! There's a bad guy chasing me! Hurry up and open the door … "
I rolled my eyes in anger and ignored her. I took out my keys, opened my door, and entered the house, leaving her alone in the wind.
"Ye Lin classmate, why is our neighbor Auntie Miao's daughter crying outside?"
Xiao Qin was happy to see me and came to the hall to greet me. I didn't completely close the door yet, so she could see what was going on outside.
"Who knows." I purposely raised my voice so Auntie Miao's daughter could hear, "Maybe she broke up with her boyfriend."
Auntie Miao came out to open the door for her daughter. She heard our conversation and saw her daughter's tear-stained face, so she asked in shock:
"You broke up with Xiao Zhao? Didn't you say he proposed to you last week? "
"Mom, no, no …" Auntie Miao's daughter awkwardly pushed her mother through the door and followed her in.
After making such a counterattack, I slightly dispelled the gloominess of being misunderstood by so many people today.
But looking at the situation, before my hair grows back, should I not go out on the streets?
The next day, the class leader finally said that we couldn't find the time to do the supplementary lessons.
Since it was inconvenient for me to go out with a bald head, the location was set in the Red Building North Street neighborhood, which was also Xiao Qin's and my home. Although the class leader also gave us supplementary lessons in middle school, it was different than when Xiao Qin was the host. This time, Xiao Qin and I were the hosts.
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