Even if Xiao Qin's manga is weird, it's not easy to persevere with a hobby for so long. So I asked Xiao Qin if she wanted to make manga her lifelong goal.
Xiao Qin shook her head, "My lifelong goal is to give birth to children for Ye Lin classmate (・ ω ^ ・) meow ~"
"I'm talking about the type of goal that's more in line with common sense for high school girls. I'm asking if you want to make manga your lifelong career. "
"I'd rather make it my lifelong career …"
"Do you think you're a hen that lays eggs? Not only will the country not give you a salary for having a lot of children, they'll even fine you for having more children. "
Xiao Qin came to a realization, "So you're saying I should make manga my career and make some money as a fine for having more children, then I can happily have children with Ye Lin classmate?"
"There's nothing I can do if you want to understand it that way." I rubbed my face with my hands and replied, "But with your current level of manga, it's impossible to make a living."
"Don't slander teacher Shui Qin's drawing skills." Xiao Qin pouted, "When I first read shoujo manga many years ago, I already decided to become the best shoujo mangaka in the universe."
"But you've never drawn a real shoujo manga!" I questioned, "'Love in Zhoukoudian' and 'Cthulhu Also Wants to Fall in Love' can barely be considered romance manga, but 'Famous Detective Dog Li' is already a detective manga … no, an anti-corruption manga."
"That … that only means I'm knowledgeable and proficient in many areas of manga. Just like Osamu Tezuka. "
Damn, I can't believe you're comparing yourself to the god of manga, Tezuka Osamu. Although Tezuka Osamu's drawing style is a bit outdated, he created countless genres of manga, including shoujo manga. Xiao Qin, if Japanese manga readers find out you dare to challenge Tezuka Osamu with your eggplant and potato style, they'll condemn you.
I suddenly remembered I told Chen Guxian that Yin Yang Sanshou is the number one fighting technique in the universe. Any fighter of the same age can challenge me if they don't like it. That statement also attracted a lot of hatred. It looks like I'm in danger of being targeted by everyone.
But no matter what, I feel like making Yin Yang Sanshou the number one fighting technique in the universe is more realistic than making Xiao Qin the number one mangaka in the universe. Xiao Qin's current level is only the number one mangaka in the universe without any self-awareness.
"Um … Ye Lin classmate asked me so many questions, can I also ask you a question?"
Xiao Qin made a request.
'Well, 'I said easily.' The ointment's finished, so let's talk face to face - what's your question? '
Xiao Qin screwed the cap on the ointment, frowned and thought for a bit, then said: "Now that Ye Lin classmate knows that my lifelong goal is to give birth to Ye Lin classmate's children while receiving the worship of fans as the number one female mangaka in the universe … then what's your lifelong goal?"
I have to admit that Xiao Qin brought up a good question, but it's also a difficult question to answer.
When I was very young, my lifelong goal was to film the sequel of 'Transformers' and I even planned the 'Septennial Trilogy' on a chessboard. Later, after I was bullied by the Little Tyrant, my lifelong goal became to become a martial arts star. I thought as long as I was as good as Bruce Lee, Jackie Chan, or Jet Li, I wouldn't be bullied by the Little Tyrant.
But when I realized that my face was already ruined, and that I could only be a bad guy and act as an antagonist for martial arts stars, I was very disappointed and lost myself for a while. All that was left in my body was a strong desire to "take revenge on the Little Tyrant and not be bullied by anyone else", and I crazily trained myself.
Many things have happened since Xiao Qin transferred to our school in the second semester of middle school. My wishes have changed a few times, some have been achieved, some haven't. Now, some of my goals include helping Ai Mi completely escape from Ai ShuQiao's grasp, but none of them can be considered lifelong goals.
Seeing my hesitation, Xiao Qin blinked her misty eyes. She didn't rush me, as if she wanted me to think of an answer on my own.
I'm not sure if it was because I shaved my head, but when I looked at Xiao Qin's pure eyes, I felt like I was illuminated by Buddha's light. I blurted out:
"My lifelong goal is to make my sisters happy, and then it's to make the people around me happy. For this goal, it doesn't matter what I do, what environment I work in, or who I interact with."
"Does Ye Lin classmate include me when you say sisters?" Xiao Qin asked.
"Of course." I laughed, "Apart from you and Ai Mi, where else do I have sisters?"
Xiao Qin clasped her hands together and rested them on her pitiful airport runway. Her eyes seemed to flow with happiness.
"So just like Ye Lin classmate is a part of my lifelong goal, I'm also a part of your lifelong goal? I'm so happy … "
But Xiao Qin suddenly felt something was wrong and anxiously asked: "But what about your own happiness? Don't you have a wish that you have to achieve no matter what? Is Ye Lin classmate going to sacrifice your own happiness for everyone's happiness? "
No, no, no, I'm not that great. My own wish is actually very simple. It's to live like a real Sparta in this world that's no longer Sparta. I don't want to polish my triangular conscience, and I want to laugh and scold along with my true emotions. I don't want to wear a mask and become a slave who can't even control his own expression.
I feel that if I live my life this way, then no matter what I do, what I don't do, what I gain, or what I lose, I won't regret it in the end.
At least I will always be "me" and not something else that I don't even recognize.
Maybe my wish is a bit chuunibyou, or maybe that's why I'm too embarrassed to tell Xiao Qin. But I believe that in time, she will understand how I obtain happiness in my daily life.
Actually, isn't it also a type of happiness to sit on the bed with my sworn sister Xiao Qin while enjoying the breeze from the air conditioner?
The so-called happiness should only be contained in the most ordinary of daily lives. Didn't the martyrs shed their blood for the sake of their descendants?
As a Sparta, I will do my best to protect everyone's daily lives!
After Xiao Qin finished applying the ointment, she still didn't get enough. From time to time, she would reach out and touch my bald head. I had to sternly warn her:
"Hey! It's already bad enough that you're applying ointment without gloves, and now you're touching it nonstop — — aren't you afraid of getting infected? I could have told my dad to apply the ointment! "
Speaking of my dad's whereabouts, he has been going to Qing Zi High School a lot recently. It seems that Uncle Ren Hongde arranged a high school physics teacher position for my dad. There's finally some progress. After school starts in two days, it might be my dad's turn to teach us physics.
I'm really looking forward to it! As a university teacher, even though my dad has been unemployed for a long time, he has never given up on pursuing the frontiers of physics. He should be more than enough to teach high school physics! That way, when I introduce my dad to others, I won't have to say that he sells adult products!
Xiao Qin disdained the warning that ringworm could be contagious.
"I'm not afraid! Let alone the fact that his baldness is temporary, it doesn't matter even if he can't grow hair anymore! At that time, I will also shave my head to accompany Ye Lin classmate! If Ye Lin classmate becomes a monk, I'll become a nun! Let's live in the same temple and love each other! "
Bastard! Are you trying to anger Sakyamuni to death by casually hooking up with a monk and a nun! Also, a lot of high monks have wives nowadays! If you introduce a nun to a high monk as a mistress, it will destroy the harmony of their families!
The dermatologist once warned me: If fungal psoriasis is not treated properly, it will spread to other parts of the body, so I was advised to thoroughly clean my body with antiseptic soap when I shower.
That night when I was showering, Xiao Qin knocked on the bathroom door while Auntie Ren and my dad were out shopping.
"Knock, knock, knock, knock."
"Ye Lin classmate, are you home?"
You're imitating the game 'White Rabbit Obediently Open the Door'! Aren't you also home! I'm showering in the bathroom! Did you suddenly want to go to the washroom?
"Do you want to go to the washroom because you can't hold it in anymore?" I turned down the showerhead to reduce the noise.
"No … it's not that I want to go to the washroom, I'm just worried that Ye Lin classmate won't be able to apply the antiseptic soap thoroughly. Although I won't call you brother, since you treat me like a sister, then I'll do my duty as a sister and help Ye Lin classmate wipe the soap …"
Her voice became lower and lower as if she was getting more and more shy, my heart was also pounding.
"Are you kidding me! How could I be naked and let you wipe the soap for me! Even siblings who are related by blood can't do that! "
"It's okay, if Ye Lin classmate feels shy without clothes …" Xiao Qin said considerately, "Then I'll also take off my clothes and be on the same energy level as Ye Lin classmate!"
Damn it! You're comparing taking off your clothes to atoms losing electrons! You have a stepfather who is a physics teacher. Is this the only place where your influence can be seen?
"Bastard! The bathroom door is locked from the inside, don't even think about coming in! I don't have any problems lathering myself, I don't need your help! "
"But, but … wouldn't it be troublesome to wipe your back no matter what? If you won't let me wipe your front, can you at least let me wipe your back? "
"You can't even wipe my back! I already told you ringworm is contagious! If you come in while I'm showering, you'll increase the chances of getting infected! "
"(* ^ _ _ ^ *) Hehe … so Ye Lin classmate is concerned about me? It's okay! Just in case, I'll use antiseptic soap all over my body like Ye Lin classmate, maybe I'll even use my body to wipe your back! "
Stop talking! Who wants you to wipe my back with a barren washboard! Also, we don't know when Auntie Ren and the old man will come back. If they find out their son and daughter are taking a bath together, we won't be able to bear the consequences!
"Heh … what a hard lock …"
Xiao Qin seems to be using a piece of foil to pry open the bathroom lock.
Damn! Did you learn how to pick locks from Peng TouSi! This is a crisis! My sworn sister is about to break into the bathroom while I'm showering! And I'm not even sure if she's wearing any clothes!
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