Before Director Cao arrived, Shu Zhe kept asking me if there were any tigers in the back mountain.
"Bro Ye Lin, did you really see a tiger again? Does that mean the rumor of you pulling out the tiger's thorns is true? "
Shu Zhe, who was wearing a school uniform and dressed like a pretty boy, asked me while sitting on the bed.
"Nonsense! Do you still not believe that I've seen a tiger before! The pheasants and hares that the tiger sent were even cooked by your sister! "
"The game was indeed sent by the tiger and there's surveillance footage as evidence, but that doesn't mean you've definitely touched a tiger before! I heard from Loud Mouth that you personally touched a tiger yesterday! What did it feel like? Like a big cat? "
Shu Zhe called Big Mouth 'Sister Yu Hong' in front of Loud Mouth and 'Loud Mouth' behind her back. I don't know what he calls me behind my back even though he calls me 'bro Ye Lin' in front of me.
Also, the reason why Loud Mouth knows that I personally touched a tiger is probably because she heard it from Zhuang Ni. I never thought that Zhuang Ni would take the initiative to talk to Loud Mouth about things related to men. Is it because touching a wild tiger is too shocking?
"It's not as simple as a big cat," I recalled. "A tiger's fur is much thicker and harder than a pet cat's. It's called 'thick and hard' for short, and that kind of fear isn't something a cat can give you."
"Bro Ye Lin, you're really vulgar." Shu Zhe complained, "Why are you using those words to describe a tiger?"
I frowned, "What words did I use? I also have the same standards when I speak in front of her! Why are you pretending to be reserved! Do you think you're a virtuous lady after you grew breasts? "
"Don't, don't say it …" Shu Zhe had a guilty expression, "It's not like I wanted it to be like that, it's all brother Ye Lin's fault."
I snorted and didn't continue the topic. I feel that even if Shu Zhe was a woman, he wouldn't be a virtuous lady at all. At most, he would be a green tea bitch.
At this time, Director Cao, who I had an appointment with, knocked on the door. I didn't stand on ceremony with Shu Zhe and pointed my chin at the door, indicating for him to open the door. Shu Zhe unwillingly walked over and opened the door.
"Oh, it's Director Cao. Brother Ye Lin has been waiting for a while."
Despite his unwillingness to be treated like a servant, Shu Zhe still greeted Director Cao politely. Sweet talk had already become a passive skill of his, and he would unknowingly use it.
Director Cao was stunned when he saw Shu Zhe. He didn't know what his sharp eyes found different about Shu Zhe — — Shu Zhe's chest was tightly bound under his uniform, making it hard for him to breathe.
"Mhmm ~ ~ ~ ~" I coughed to attract Director Cao's attention. Director Cao also felt that staring at a little boy was an insult to his lolicon name, so he closed the door behind him and walked in front of me.
"Shu Zhe, get Director Cao a seat and make him a cup of green tea!"
I ordered Shu Zhe arrogantly.
Moreover, wasn't it perfectly justifiable for the green tea bitch to brew the green tea?
I had too much information on Shu Zhe, so I had no choice but to move a chair over for Director Cao and prepare to boil some tea with the electric kettle.
Director Cao, who was wearing a Hawaiian shirt, fanned the sweat on his head and said: "You don't need to make me tea. Although there's air conditioning in the house, I still want to drink a cold drink. Is there a cold drink in the fridge? "
"No problem." I said as a host, "Although there's no alcohol in the fridge, there's iced sour plum soup to cool off — — Shu Zhe, pour Director Cao a cup of sour plum soup! With ice cubes! I want one too! "
Shu Zhe clenched his teeth in anger and pursed his lips. He gave me and Director Cao each a cup of sour plum soup with ice cubes floating on it.
Ha, she really does have the demeanor of a maid! Although it would be more accurate to call her a manservant.
In the summer, it was the class leader's habit to use sour plum crystals to make iced sour plum soup. Compared to carbonated drinks like cola, this cold drink is healthier. I was in deep thought, then I handed the task to Shu Zhe. I told him to make sure there was at least 500 ml of sour plum soup in the fridge, otherwise I would no longer keep his breasts a secret.
After Director Cao and I received the sour plum soup, Shu Zhe went to the side to play on the computer. I didn't care about him, I didn't believe he would dare to disobey.
Director Cao blew in the air for a while and drank a large mouthful of sour plum soup. The heat on his body gradually disappeared.
"Xiao Ye Zi, have you thought about whether or not you want to play a young Obama in 'The Assassination of Obama'?"
"Eh? Didn't I suggest letting Ai Mi's pet dog act? Did North Korea disagree? "
Director Cao grinned: "It would be weird if they agreed! If President Obama was a dog, then wouldn't 'The Assassination of Obama' be a fantasy film instead of an action film? "
After a pause, he continued, "Although I do have some experience in directing magical fantasy films, I still remember when I was in Japan, I shot a magical fantasy film with some like-minded friends. The Japanese name is not easy to remember, but people generally call it 'H version of Ultraman' …"
"Fuck, isn't that still an AV film!"
"How much do I get paid?" Shu Zhe, who was playing on the computer, turned around and asked.
I glared at him: "You want to shoot an AV film? You'll even shoot an AV film if the pay is right? I'll beat you to death for your sister! "
I raised my fist in the air as a threat and it scared Shu Zhe into a defensive posture.
"Brother Ye Lin, what nonsense are you talking about! I'm only curious about how much you'll get paid for 'The Assassination of Obama'! I'm just concerned about you! "
"I don't need your impure concern!"
Director Cao listened to our conversation and suddenly held his chin in deep thought. His eyes narrowed into slits as he glanced at Shu Zhe with a meaningful gaze.
"Damn, Director Cao, what are you doing? Don't tell me you really want to drag Shu Zhe into the sea to shoot an AV film! "
Director Cao quickly revealed a bitter smile and explained: "How would I dare! I heard from my son that Shu Zhe's sister is a sharpshooter! If I drag her brother into the sea, wouldn't I get shot? "
Hmph, at least you know your limits.
"However," Director Cao continued to speak while looking at Shu Zhe, "I think Shu Zhe is definitely a promising talent. Although he can't compare to your Spartan body, 'male attractiveness' is very popular in Japan right now. If he walks the path of a handsome male actor, he might become very popular."
Come on! Once Shu Zhe takes off his clothes, you'll find that his upper body is covered in something that can destroy your worldview! A handsome male actor? Director Cao, your AV film will become a transvestite film!
"About the pay for 'The Assassination of Obama' …" Director Cao took out his phone to check and said, "The president said that since he's General Ye YuanFeng's son, then he's not an outsider and it would be too vulgar to pay. The president's message: If you decide to participate in the film, you just need to follow the Chinese film crew and finish filming your scenes. Then, we'll arrange a luxurious tour of Dubai for you. The round-trip air ticket and a week's accommodation in the Belize Hotel will all be reimbursed! We'll even allow you to bring one person with you! "
Shu Zhe's eyes immediately lit up. It wasn't the first time he looked up information about Dubai on the internet. He has long yearned for that luxurious and flashy place. He felt that if he couldn't go to Dubai even once in his life, then he would have wasted his life.
"Such good conditions, why don't you agree!" Shu Zhe looked at me in confusion, "Dubai's Belize Hotel is the only seven-star hotel in the world! It's the legendary seven-star yacht hotel! If you miss this opportunity, you might never be able to go there again! "
"Tsk, you've researched it pretty well." I said with disdain, "Never be able to go there again? Is it because Dubai will go bankrupt one day? The Arab world only knows how to make money from oil and luxury goods, they're basically on the path of evil! I remember there was a Saudi priest who raped his 5-year-old daughter to death and was able to get away with paying a ransom … That kind of country will be completely destroyed one day. If I was the king of Sparta, I would definitely bring people to destroy them! "
Shu Zhe immediately put on a disdainful expression.
"Brother Ye Lin, Dubai is a city of the United Arab Emirates, not Saudi Arabia! The two countries only share a border! "
"Wha, what!? When did Dubai get taken by the UAE!? "My middle school geography knowledge was seriously challenged.
"It was originally from the UAE! Brother Ye Lin, the UAE would settle accounts with you if you gave Dubai to Saudi Arabia! "
"Tsk, it's not like the two countries share a border, so it's not that different." I refused to admit my mistakes, "Also, the North Koreans don't even have enough to eat, yet they're spending money to make movies to vent their anger on the United States. If I were to use this kind of money to enjoy in Dubai, I'd be worried the plane would fall off halfway!"
Recently, the aviation industry hasn't been peaceful. Many innocent people have suffered misfortune on Malaysian Airlines, let alone me who has a guilty conscience.
Also, I've never been on a plane because of my acrophobia. I can't let Shu Zhe know, or else even he would laugh at me.
"Brother Ye Lin, you can't think that way." Shu Zhe still did not give up on trying to persuade me, "It's because Dubai might not be prosperous for long, that's why you need to broaden your horizons before it falls! Also, the North Koreans have nothing to do with you. Do you think they'll be able to eat if you don't take the so-called money? "
"That's right!" Director Cao also advised, "It's always good for young people to broaden their horizons."
"I'm not going!" I crossed my arms and put on airs. "Luxuries don't make a Spartan stronger! I can only display my full strength if I have a clear conscience! I still want to make Yin Yang Sanshou the number one fist technique in the universe! Let someone else play the role of young Obama! "
"But, but …" Shu Zhe hesitated for a while before saying, "Director Cao said I can bring someone else with me! Brother Ye Lin, have you never thought of bringing me … my sister? "
I feel like Shu Zhe changed his mind at the last minute, it seems he originally wanted me to bring him.
"Come on! Your sister is a model of frugality, she wouldn't be happy if I brought her to Dubai! She would lose her mind just from seeing abandoned luxury cars all over the city! "
"My sister might not want to go." Shu Zhe lowered his head and thought for a while, then carefully asked, "But I kind of want to go to Dubai to broaden my horizons … if you don't have anyone else to bring, can you bring me …"
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