"Isn't ¥50,000 a bit too little?" Old Liu picked his teeth with a toothpick after eating, "That foreign loli called Ai Mi is a nouveau riche, right? Her mother donated a lot of money to Qingzi High School, and they even built a memorial for her. This little girl is also a big spender. I remember that a few days ago, there was a rumor that there was a tiger in the back mountain, so she bought some tiger fighting equipment from the old man in our village. Three rattan shields, three iron hammers, and it only cost 100,000 yuan! "
"Exactly." The boss smiled sinisterly, "If she didn't spend money to buy that set, I wouldn't even know there was a god of wealth living nearby. The ¥50,000 ransom was only a test, if she was willing to pay, then I'll increase the price. I have to get ¥200,000 or even ¥300,000 from this dog. "
"Ao, ao, ao, ao." Obama barked while nodding his head. He sounded like he was about to cry, as if he was saying: "I can increase the price, but please don't put me in the pot."
On the other side, Peng TouSi and I thought we should hurry to Liu Village to save Obama after we received a lead from Xiao Yin.
"Is Skynet's information reliable?" Ai Mi squinted her eyes and said doubtfully, "What if she's trying to harm us and purposely lead us in the wrong direction?"
"That's right, you have to be careful." Xiao Qin was also very vigilant about the causal calculation program. "Maybe this is another one of her schemes!"
Even though there were objections, Peng TouSi and I still set out for Liu Village.
The shortest route from Qingzi High to Liu Village is through the back mountain, but it's not the best choice because of the complicated terrain and the hidden tigers. Peng TouSi planned on driving the Batmobile along the highway to Liu Village. He would only bring a few elite members with him as it would be the most efficient.
The Batmobile can seat five people other than the driver, but we had to leave a seat for Obama, so only Ai Mi, 004, and 005 got on.
After all, Liu Village was a hooligan's den. Entering the dragon's pool and tiger's den, they couldn't have too few people. Therefore, Peng TouSi was only the advance team. In order to avoid alerting the enemy, there would be other bodyguards driving behind to block the other exits of Liu Village to prevent the kidnappers from escaping with the dogs.
Xiao Qin wanted to ride with me to Liu Village, but I told her that there was no space in the Batmobile. Moreover, with the invincible Peng TouSi, I wouldn't be in any danger. She could stay at the university and wait for the result, or she could ride in another bodyguard's car.
In the end, Xiao Qin and Xiong YaoYue got into 009's car. They would arrive five minutes after the Batmobile, and they would be on standby a little further away.
Since 009 was hypnotized by Wang Xiuwu in the Emperor Building incident, which caused very bad consequences, he was retained by Ai ShuQiao. He has been conscientiously planning to make up for his mistakes. When encountering things, he is more active than anyone else, which can be seen from his diligent attitude towards learning Chinese.
Loud Mouth and Eunuch Cao didn't participate in the search and rescue. Loud Mouth was fat and took up too much space. If Xiao Qin and Xiong YaoYue squeezed together, the two of them would only be able to take up space for a bodyguard, but Loud Mouth had to take up one bodyguard's space.
As for Eunuch Cao, he simply wanted to stay away from danger and protect himself. He waved his handkerchief at us when we set off and pretended to be reluctant to part:
"Master! Your Highness Ai Mi! Master's wife Xiao Qin! This disciple will support you guys in spirit! Please come back safely! "
Loud Mouth looked at Eunuch Cao with disdain. She pinched his arm through the sleeves of her uniform and Eunuch Cao jumped up in pain.
"You're all talk and no action, treat me to breakfast at a coffee shop!"
"Damn! Can you not use your lobster pincers on a living person? Also, why should I treat you to breakfast? If I remember correctly, you just ate breakfast before coming here. "
Loud Mouth curled her lips and crossed her arms in front of her chest. She had the imposing manner of Sun Erniang from 'Water Margin'.
"My stomach works 24 hours a day! What does it matter if I have brunch after breakfast? Even if you don't treat me, there are plenty of other people who are willing to! A lot of guys have ideas about me every day after seeing pictures of me losing weight! "
"That's because they don't understand you and underestimated your obsession with your appetite." Eunuch Cao said with disdain, "From what I see, unless you get into another car accident, there's no way you can lose weight a second time! Whoever marries you will have to face a wife who has the potential to be a beauty for the rest of her life, but will always be fat like a pig … "
"Who are you calling a pig! Who are you calling a pig? How dare you call someone a pig with your current state!? "
Loud Mouth kicked Eunuch Cao to the ground. Eunuch Cao's resistance has increased due to being punched and kicked by Loud Mouth many times. I don't know if he should feel lucky or helpless.
The road to Liu Village wasn't very good, but Peng TouSi's driving skills were amazing (I don't even know what Peng TouSi isn't good at). We arrived at the entrance of Liu Village within 15 minutes. Ai Mi didn't even have time to say the third inhumane method of dealing with kidnappers.
"Why does this village look like it's in 'The Walking Dead'?" 005 looked at the scene in Liu Village and frowned, "Didn't they get a lot of money from selling land?"
"A windfall from the sky isn't necessarily a good thing." Peng TouSi said with a deep voice, "I already knew this when I was in the slums. Extreme luck is the same as extreme misfortune, it's a huge test of the person's character."
"Okay, let's turn them into roast ducks!" I don't know what Ai Mi heard, but she clapped her hands as if she finally thought of a third method of punishing criminals.
It seemed to prove 005's words that Liu Village had the demeanor of 'The Walking Dead'. A villager walked toward us. He was limping and looked dispirited. His eyes were unfocused, and he was drooling under the morning sun. He looked like a zombie.
004 sucked in a breath of cold air, "This person … wouldn't be the village head of Liu Village, right? I heard he was beaten up by a hooligan, is it him? "
"What's wrong with your eyes!" Ai Mi was in a safe position surrounded by three bodyguards. She scolded 004, "This guy is at most 30 years old! Did you forget that the village head of Liu Village is already over 50 years old? "
004 quickly bowed his head and apologized: "I'm sorry, Miss Ai Mi, I'm still not good at recognizing the age of Asians. I always feel like there's not much difference between 18 and 40 years old …"
Compared to Europeans and Africans, Asians are indeed more youthful in appearance. In foreign countries, there has always been a ridiculous impression of "Asians are forever young". On the other hand, Asians feel that other races age too quickly. In many European and American news, "some young man", "some young girl", in our eyes, is not much different from an uncle and aunt. We can't help but ask: "How old are you this year?"
The "zombie" villager walking towards us was wearing a colorful plaid shirt with a pair of red pants. It was really hard to comment on this kind of taste that was beyond the times. Ai Mi subconsciously tilted her head back, as if she was trying to stay away from the other party, so as not to be infected by that bad taste.
"Excuse me, does anyone in Liu Village like to raise a dog?"
005 was worthy of being the FBI. He didn't rashly ask "did anyone kidnap a dog", but instead went around the circle and asked a less sensitive question.
I didn't expect the zombie villager to stare at me. After coughing for a while, his voice suddenly increased by an octave.
"Cough cough cough … I, I have to drink Da Li!!!"
"What?" 005 scratched his head in confusion.
"Da Li! You don't even know Da Li? "The zombie villager stared at him. 005 even felt like the other party was about to bite him.
"Da Li is a prescription cough medicine! It contains poppy shell powder! After drinking it, I want to drink more, I have to drink it! I have to hurry and get money to buy Da Li! Do you have Da Li? If you don't, then don't stop me! "
After saying this incoherent sentence, the zombie villager didn't even look at us. He proudly gazed at the drifting clouds in the sky and staggered away.
At this time, I noticed that there was an old banner hanging at the entrance of Liu Village. On it were five large words — "Liu Village welcomes you".
"This welcome sure is strange," American agent 004 complained.
We walked into the village. At first, we didn't meet anyone, but we found ten large words written in blood red on the iron gate of a courtyard — "Break the legs of those who are not part of this courtyard".
Damn! Wasn't it just "Liu Village welcomes you"! How did they break their legs in such a short time! The contrast was too big!
As we walked forward, I saw that although there were no people in some courtyards, there were a few Tibetan mastiffs tied up. This situation wasn't an isolated case. We passed by a total of seven tile-roofed houses with courtyards, and there were actually four courtyards with Tibetan mastiffs.
Tibetan mastiffs were the favorite of the nouveau riche to a certain extent. The trend of raising Tibetan mastiffs in Liu Village was probably because of the money they used to buy land.
Actually, although I like dogs, I don't really like Tibetan mastiffs because their IQ is too low (This is the reason why Tibetan mastiffs only recognize one master in their lifetime, not because they are loyal).
Brainless people aren't liked, and brainless dogs are the same. Also, although Obama is a husky, and is known as the "Three Silly Sleigh Dogs" along with the Alaskan Malamute and Samoyed, it's only because they're funny, and not the same thing as the Tibetan mastiffs.
However, there are still a lot of people who like Tibetan mastiffs. Together with the people who sell Tibetan mastiffs, they boast about the noble bloodline and combat power of Tibetan mastiffs.
"One mastiff kills three tigers. Three mastiffs sink aircraft carriers. Five mastiffs kill God. Ten mastiffs create the world."
As we walked deeper, I found that there were more than ten Tibetan mastiffs in Liu Village. There might be fourteen or fifteen in total.
Damn! With so many Tibetan mastiffs, wouldn't it be even more "Genesis" than "Genesis"? Liu Village, you guys are hiding so many weapons of mass destruction, are you trying to destroy the universe! The masters of the universe, the Koreans, will not let you go!
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