The story of how Zuo Xiong was caught was quite a legend.
Although Zuo Xiong was threatened by me to reveal his identity if he stole a girl's bike seat again, he still couldn't resist the temptation of the bike seat and stole the bike shed next to the subway station.
As a result, because of his carelessness, he had been stalked for a long time by a certain "messenger of justice" who coveted the bounty. Now, he was caught red-handed, and the whole process was recorded by his phone. He was caught red-handed, and apart from handing him over to the public security department, he also contributed a bounty of 5,000 yuan. According to the League of Legends game, this was a super valuable head.
Bastard, I can't believe I got caught! If I knew this was going to happen, I would've accepted the bounty!
Since stealing a bike seat was a theft and Zuo Xiong was 16 years old like me, he was unavoidably dealt with by the law.
Although he wasn't 18 years old and his parents were actively returning the stolen goods, he might get a lighter sentence. But no matter what, he reaped what he sowed and had no one else to blame.
"I'm not a pervert, please don't put me in the same category as other perverts … Um, even if you call me a pervert, I'm just a gentleman with a pervert's name."
When Zuo Xiong was cuffed by the police, his expression was calm and his gaze was indifferent, as if he was finally freed.
"Sigh, I'm actually just a victim who was toyed with by a girl's bike seat …"
Damn! You must've read too much < Comic Niwa >! So your name is' Zuo Xiong ', but it's pronounced' Xiong Ji '!
The 'Messengers of Justice Alliance' won their first battle against the 'Justice and Justice Alliance'. They were the first to send the demon to justice, which attracted the attention of Red Star Hero and the others.
"Although our Dong Shan Justice and Justice Alliance doesn't have a lot of members, every single one of us is a volunteer police officer who serves the public for free. Your Messengers of Justice and Justice Alliance copied our organization's name and even turned a noble police officer into a bounty hunter. It's infuriating!"
When the demon was arrested and the Messengers of Justice and Justice Alliance publicized it, Red Star Hero sent a letter of protest to Ai Mi as the leader of the Messengers of Justice and Justice Alliance.
"Copied?" Ai Mi dictated and let 005, who was getting more and more familiar with Chinese, type a reply. "Your Dong Shan Justice and Justice Alliance is the one that copied our Justice and Justice Alliance! You're lucky DC didn't sue you! "
Speaking of which, 004 and 005 didn't have it easy either. As FBI agents, they were ordered to undergo plastic surgery to look like the former 004 and 005. They even had to learn Chinese and use their phones to chat with strangers randomly on WeChat in order to practice their Chinese.
In the meantime, 005 once complained to me that ever since he got a China Mobile number, he had already won several big prizes. His total was over 12 million RMB, and his prizes ranged from an iPhone 5 to a Mercedes-Benz. In addition, he ran a red light 5 times, got 30 points, and was fined tens of thousands of RMB. He was involved in money laundering 8 times, received 6 court summons, and had his package detained 10 times. His son was arrested 4 times, his son lost money twice, and his daughter was kidnapped once …
They were all scam messages! All kinds of scam messages without any technical content bombarded the US FBI. If they could scam money like this, then the FBI would have given it to them for free! Don't look down on the secret service of the US imperialists!
Ai Mi replied to the Red Star Hero through 005. The full text was as follows:
"Idiotic and retarded Red Star Hero, the five red stars on your mask are so ugly. From this, it can be seen that your taste is terrible. Even my pet dog would choose a Bohemian-style collar."
"I have a very stupid brother who knows that there's a rule in the superhero circle: the rich rely on technology, the poor rely on mutation. Iron Man and Spiderman are the best examples. "
"From the way you've done things since your debut, it can be seen that your family is relatively well-off compared to the average person. Otherwise, it would be hard to maintain the expenses of the four of you. But compared to me, you're 100% poor! Since you're poor, don't even think about using technology to become a superhero like me! Obediently go down the mutation path! "
"What? I don't know how to mutate? Read manga! Wouldn't you know by looking at how they mutated into a superhero? If you want to become Spiderman, go find a black widow spider. If you want to become the Hulk, then pour nuclear waste on yourself. If that doesn't work, then learn from the Flash and get struck by lightning. If that doesn't work, then eat some spicy crayfish, maybe you can mutate too. In short, you can't go down the high-tech route of Iron Man and Batman! "
Ai Mi told the Red Star Hero to disband the Justice League of Dongshan as soon as possible. She also threatened that if the Red Star Hero made any unfavorable comments about the Justice League, she would send him and his friends to be wanted by the demon people. At that time, there would definitely be people who would catch them for money.
Hey! Even though the members of the Justice League of Dongshan are all idiots, at least they have good intentions! If you put up their wanted notice because of a personal grudge, aren't you putting yourself in the position of a demon?
As expected, after Red Star Hero received the reply, he was infuriated. He immediately announced on the homepage of his website that the "Justice Messengers Alliance" had nothing to do with the "Justice League of Mt. Dongshan". It was a tool used by a local tycoon to toy with the citizens. They should not be called the "Justice Messengers Alliance", but the "Injustice Alliance".
Red Star Hero, you really don't have any creativity! Even I want to scold you! The "Justice League of Dong Shan" itself was already a knockoff of DC's classic setting, and now they're accusing Ai Mi's "Justice League" to be called the "Unjust League" — — "Unjust League" itself is a DC comic. There's also a fighting game called "Injustice League: Gods of the Mortal World" that Winnie has been having a lot of fun playing recently!
Speaking of which, the setting of Injustice Alliance was quite unique. In the comic, because Superman was blinded by the Joker's fantasy, he accidentally killed the pregnant Louise Ryan and destroyed Metropolis. After that, Superman was not in a good mood. Not only did he kill the Joker with his own hands in front of his good friend Batman, but he also decided to avoid a similar tragedy once and for all. Then, he wiped out the existence of all national borders with his own strength and established a global dictatorship.
When I was discussing this manga with Niu ShiLi, Eunuch Cao said he only read the beginning, but he was puzzled as to why Superman and Louise could have a child. Not to mention that Superman is a Kryptonian and should have reproductive isolation with earthlings. Even if Kryptonians and earthlings could have offspring (just like Saiyans and earthlings can have children), their married life would probably encounter great obstacles.
Larry Niven, the author of the science fiction novel "Ring World," once wrote a short essay on the life of superhumans called "Man of Steel, Woman of Paper." It violently explained how difficult it was for Superman to get Louise pregnant naturally from a scientific point of view.
First of all, research shows that climax is similar to a "sudden happy seizure." At this time, humans will lose control of their muscles. If Kryptonians are like humans in this aspect, then Superman will completely crush Louise's body in his arms and tear her apart from her crotch to her chest like a salmon.
If that's the only question, then Akira Toriyama, the author of "Dragon Ball," has already given the answer. There were two marriages between Super Saiyans and earthlings, namely Goku and Chi-Chi, and Vegeta and Bulma. How did they give birth to children? In fact, it's not that difficult. It can be solved by a woman …
But Superman's superpower is even more exaggerated than a Saiyan's. His saliva can be used as a bullet. In other words, his semen is at least equivalent to a Gatling gun's bullet. Louise will tragically be pierced through the skull by her lover's bullet.
Finally, after a series of discussions, Larry Niven pointed out that artificial insemination is the only way for Superman and Louise to have children. Moreover, Superman must go to the moon and masturbate alone. Then, he must catch up with his own supersonic semen, put it in a special test tube, and go through a series of procedures to achieve the desired result.
F * ck! It took so much effort to create a child. Clown, you actually don't understand Superman at all. You caused the child to die in the womb! Buddha also has fire! I won't forgive you even if I am Superman! Superman has already given you face by not using a supersonic bullet to take your life!
All in all, although it has nothing to do with Superman masturbating, Ai Mi's' Justice Messenger Alliance 'was viewed as a bad competitor by the' Justice League of Dong Shan 'and was even called the' Unjust Alliance '.
Ai Mi didn't care about people opposing her. Instead, she felt like she found an opponent in the live-action version of 'League of Legends'. She hoped Red Star Hero and the others would at least bring in an idiot as a new member. Otherwise, they wouldn't be able to make up a 5v5.
The next day, since gramps Ren's funeral was settled, Xiao Qin and I went to live at Qing Zi High School. The class leader promised to give us supplementary lessons before school starts. The best place for supplementary lessons is obviously at school.
As a result, I received an urgent phone call from Ai Mi right after I put away my backpack in the dorm.
"Hey! Something big happened! Obama has been kidnapped, you bastard! "
I was shocked and confirmed: "Um, you're talking about a dog, not the President of America, right?"
"No sh * t!" Ai Mi roared angrily, "When I was eating breakfast this morning, Obama didn't come over to ask for food. I was wondering why, but not long after, Obama disappeared. Also, 005 received a text demanding ransom! They said that if he doesn't quickly take out the money, they will make Obama into a stew! "
My face immediately became awkward — — Obama thinks about eating every day, and his IQ soars above 250 in a short period of time. He never thought he would one day face the danger of being made into a stew!
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