Tomorrow is the opening ceremony. Since I miserably dropped my underwear bag into a puddle and I don't have any new underwear after showering, then I can only borrow some from Shu Zhe.
"Lend me a singlet and a pair of underwear. It has to be elastic, even sized, and it has to be new. You haven't worn it before!" I emphasized to Shu Zhe, "I don't want to be like some perverts who get their hands on trap underwear and wear it!"
Shu Zhe wasn't too happy when he heard me say that. "Brother Ye Lin, do you think I want to be like this? Isn't it all because of you? I don't like wearing old-fashioned things like singlets, so I don't have any. But I do have a few new underwear, you can choose for yourself. "
Shu Zhe lined up three pairs of unopened underwear on the bed for me to choose.
It's fine if Shu Zhe doesn't have a singlet. Since he has grown breasts, it wouldn't be comfortable to wear a man's singlet. It's also impossible for Shu Zhe to have the tight black sports singlet that I like.
However, the list of underwear that Shu Zhe gave me still made me frown.
Umm … Although he wouldn't dare to give me translucent women's underwear with lace, the underwear he showed me were all tight triangular underwear. I'm clearly a staunch supporter of wide boxer underwear!
But it's already 10: 30 at night, I can't go to the campus supermarket to buy a pair of underwear in the middle of the night. Eunuch Cao and the Five Tiger Punishment Squad also live in the male dormitory, but I feel that if I borrow underwear from them, I would seem even more perverted.
I had no choice but to pick the loosest pair of underwear out of Shu Zhe's three pairs. Then, I ignored Shu Zhe's suggestion that I wash my underwear before wearing it, and I directly put it on after showering.
"Brother Ye Lin, you're really not particular." Shu Zhe said to me before turning off the lights, "Who knows how many chemical residues are left on synthetic fabrics, it's not good for your body to wear it."
"Come on." I retorted, "You're a guy who casually took antidepressants, and your breasts developed like a girl because of estrogen, what right do you have to laugh at me?"
"Lower your voice! It wouldn't be good if someone else heard! "Shu Zhe said in a reproachful tone, then gradually fell asleep on the bed opposite me.
Ever since Shu Zhe's chest developed abnormally, he often had insomnia when he slept alone in the dormitory. Perhaps he was worried that Tang Jiang or other guys would suddenly barge in and see through his secret?
However, whenever I stayed in the dorm, Shu Zhe always fell asleep quickly, as if I, an insider, was his' flower 'protector.
Today, he easily fell asleep, but I couldn't fall asleep with this pair of underwear that didn't really fit me.
I didn't have a choice. Although I wasn't a nude sleeper, I had to take off my underwear in order to fall asleep as soon as possible. I laid on the bed naked and soon fell asleep.
Nothing happened that night and I slept very comfortably. However, the next morning, I was woken up by Shu Zhe's scream.
"Ahhhh, what are you doing! Don't let me see your ugly thing! Why don't you wear clothes when you sleep!! "
I drowsily sat up on the bed and looked at the towel I kicked off the bed because of the hot weather. I immediately understood what was going on.
"We're both guys, what's there to be surprised about?" I pouted at Shu Zhe, "Your underwear is too stifling, I can't sleep if I don't take it off. Also, it's normal for puberty boys to be especially energetic in the morning. This is just a normal morning erection, I'm not in heat with a trap roommate like you!"
I said as I put on my slippers and went to the toilet. I didn't cover up my naked Spartan body at all.
Legend has it that after the ancient Spartans captured prisoners of war, they would strip the male prisoners naked and let them walk on the streets to publicly humiliate them. The method of humiliation was to let their Spartan soldiers walk next to them and show off their strong, tanned muscles. In comparison, the prisoners of war would look like skinny white chickens.
Eunuch Cao's evaluation was: Spartans are a bunch of gays! For normal people, shouldn't they strip the female prisoners of war and publicly humiliate them!
Actually, the Spartans are really not gay enough. They once suffered a crushing defeat to the real gays, the 'Thebes Sacred Army' (made up of 150 same-sex couples). That's probably why I'm not Peng TouSi's opponent.
In any case, when I showed off my muscles in front of Shu Zhe, I really felt like a Spartan humiliating a prisoner of war. It really made my brain secrete a lot of endorphins.
After coming back from the washroom, I saw that Shu Zhe had already put on his clothes neatly. He was also looking at the mirror on the desk to make sure that every hair wrapped in conditioner was in the most suitable position.
Wow, he really knows how to show off!
Shu Zhe grumbled when he saw me in the reflection of the mirror:
"Bro Ye Lin, are you also like this at home? Do you also walk around naked in front of sis Xiao Qin? "
"Nonsense! How is that possible! " I said angrily, "Xiao Qin is a girl, how shameless would I have to be to walk around naked in front of her! There's no one else in the dorm, we're both boys, so why can't I put on my clothes after going to the toilet? Everyone is naked in the men's bathhouse! "
Shu Zhe was speechless and silently went to organize his bag. But I noticed that he secretly glanced at my masculinity from the corner of his eyes.
What's with this gaze that's mixed with curiosity, jealousy, and excitement? Also, what's with the blush on your face? Why do I feel like I'm being spied on by a real girl!
Because the atmosphere in the room was too strange, I quickly put on my clothes and prepared to go to the school building with Shu Zhe.
Although Shu Zhe is not in the same class as me, we're still in the same year and we go to the same school building.
I put on Shu Zhe's underwear. When it was time to put on my jacket, I noticed that there were a lot of mud stuck to the bottom of my pants. I didn't even notice it last night.
It's said that the new semester has a new atmosphere. If I appeared in front of everyone wearing a pair of dirty pants, it would be a disgrace to the class leader and Xiao Qin. I decided not to wear the school uniform today. I chose a t-shirt and shorts that would expose my muscles to the greatest degree.
Anyway, one of my main tasks today is to demonstrate to Jiang Qian and the class leader's opponents, so the more casual I dress, the better it will make them think I'm not a normal student who follows the rules.
I didn't even take out my bag. I remember today's main activities were the class mobilization and the opening ceremony. The reason Shu Zhe took his bag was to move some stuff into his locker.
"Bro Ye Lin, your table manners are really ugly." In the school cafeteria, I already finished two tea eggs and a roujiamo while Shu Zhe was slowly eating his celery omelette.
"I have something to do today, so I have to go to class 2 (3) early." I told Shu Zhe and left the table early.
For a normal person, it would take seven or eight minutes to travel from the cafeteria to the school building. But for a Spartan like me, as long as I run with all my might, it's not a problem to reach my destination in four minutes.
In the blink of an eye, I arrived in front of a building that was much more advanced than 28 Middle. I walked up the stairs and entered a hallway that was much more advanced than 28 Middle.
But the quality of the students in Qing Zi High might not be better than 28 Middle. I've seen a lot of bad things on the inside.
Before the opening ceremony, every class would have an informal class pep rally. My goal was to take over class 2 (3) before Jiang Qian appeared and let her see my fierce expression as soon as she entered the door, so I could give her a show of strength.
It took me a bit of time to find the classroom on the second floor. When I arrived at the entrance of the classroom, I noticed that the classroom door was already open. There was a short boy with a watermelon haircut and a pair of thick glasses reviewing his homework.
Damn, no matter what school it is, there are always top students! Working so hard on the first day of school, how can someone like me, who lagged behind for two years, endure it!
He ignored me when I walked into the classroom, as if he had already immersed himself in the ocean of knowledge.
I felt that this type of person who was obsessed with studying shouldn't be a member of Jiang Qian's gang of four, thus I decided to ignore his existence, and concentrated on making a very unfriendly pose towards the classroom door, and wait for Jiang Qian to come in before scaring her.
The reason I dared to do this was because I knew Jiang Qian had the habit of coming to class early every morning and loudly reciting English without caring about other people's feelings. Shu Sha also had to go to the teacher's office before coming to class today, so there was an 80% chance that Jiang Qian would enter the classroom before Shu Sha, that way Shu Sha wouldn't be able to stop me.
There were many ways to threaten people. My favorite was to raise one foot high on the desk, then cross my arms in front of my chest, raise my head high, and look down at the other party with the whites of my eyes exposed. Then, I would reveal a wolf-like smile.
It's perfect when paired with my current bald head! I posed as a model bad guy and faced the classroom door, but the top student who was still studying didn't even look at me, it hurt my self-esteem.
Not only did it hurt my self-esteem, but Shu Zhe's underwear was also squeezing me really tight.
When I ran to the school building just now, the triangular underwear was making my lower body uncomfortable. I had no choice but to secretly adjust it when no one was looking.
Now I had one foot on the desk closest to the lectern and my knees were facing the classroom door. The triangular underwear started torturing me again and made me extremely uncomfortable. Although it would be more common sense to go to the washroom to adjust it, time waits for no one. Since the top student completely ignored me, I might as well reach into my shorts and pull the triangular underwear to the side.
Good! This is the best position! Even if my underwear was already crooked, it was still a lot more comfortable. At least it wouldn't make me act abnormally when threatening people!
I didn't know at the time what the truth was that I felt "comfortable".
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