As the saying goes, shaving your head will change your view of the world (that's why monks shave their heads). What I want to say is, shaving your head will also change the world's view of you. Not everyone looks like a monk with a shaved head, so I will make everyone think I'm a released prisoner.
In chemistry class, the teacher with glasses and an Einstein-like hairstyle was doing a simple experiment on the lectern and asked me to be his assistant.
"That bald student, come over and smell this bottle of liquid."
I said before that because my dad used to be a university teacher, I have a lot of respect for the profession. Now that I found out that the teacher didn't judge a book by its cover and actually asked me to be his assistant, I couldn't help but feel flattered and hurriedly walked towards the lectern.
"Be careful, don't mess it up!" Xiong YaoYue, who was in the same class as me, told me with a smile.
"Ye Lin classmate, you have to be careful!" Xiao Qin reminded with a face full of worry, "My mom once encountered a chemical accident in a film crew and the actors who acted as zombies turned into real zombies … Ye Lin classmate, don't be too careless."
"It's fine, it's fine." I waved at them and quickly walked towards the lectern. Then, I followed the teacher's instructions and lowered my head to sniff the dark colored liquid inside the flask.
"It doesn't smell good?" I said to the teacher with a frown.
"Is it just a bad smell?" The teacher made a 'try again' gesture, "Be more serious! Don't be absent-minded just because you were heartbroken! "
Okay! The teacher is an idiot, he didn't even know I was a new student and thought I was his old student. I shaved my head because I was heartbroken!
I didn't know whether to laugh or cry as I lowered my head to sniff the liquid again. This time, I might have inhaled a bit too much as my nose was filled with an indescribable odor and I couldn't help but cough.
"Cough cough cough cough …"
Seeing me cough, the teacher revealed a happy expression and asked: "Does it smell irritating?"
I nodded with a bitter expression, "Yeah, it's very irritating!"
The teacher was finally satisfied and said to me and everyone else: "Please be careful, this is poisonous, don't smell it again."
Damn it! How dare you trick me into smelling something poisonous! Chemistry teacher, are you doing this out of kindness and thinking that I need to be counseled because I'm out of love, or do you think that I'm a released person, so even if I'm poisoned to death, it's still for the sake of the people?
After the chemistry teacher finished speaking, the audience immediately burst into laughter. Only Xiao Qin was fuming and glared at the chemistry teacher with a very dissatisfied gaze. It wasn't until the chemistry teacher continued to explain that the liquid would only volatilize a large amount of toxicity when heated and wouldn't cause human poisoning at room temperature that Xiao Qin slightly calmed down.
After chemistry was biology. I was shocked when I saw the biology teacher, and asked Eunuch Cao who was sitting in front of me, "Isn't this our 28 Middle's' Abbess Miejue '? Why did she come to Qingzi High School to teach? "
'Abbess Miejue' is an old lady who has been celibate for fifty years. When she was teaching us biology at 28 Middle, everyone said she had a hobby of collecting germs. Maybe the germs she collected could wipe out the entire human race. That's why we gave her the nickname 'Abbess Miejue' and she was publicly recognized as the number one weapon of mass destruction in 28 Middle.
"Master, you don't know." Eunuch Cao replied respectfully, "Abbess Miejue felt that it was a waste of her talent to teach biology at 28 Middle, so she continued to study and finally became a high school teacher from a middle school teacher. Now she's teaching biology at Qingzi High School. I heard her salary increased several times! "
"But I don't think she came for the salary." Xiong YaoYue who was sitting on my left interrupted, "Abbess Miejue seems to have her eyes on Qingzi High School. Every year during the summer and winter vacations, she would arrange for the teachers to travel overseas. She would write travel suggestions to the leaders, and the destination countries are all places with large scale infectious diseases. For example, this summer she wanted to go to Guinea …"
What the heck! Isn't Guinea currently suffering from Ebola! Everyone else avoids it, but Abbess Miejue wants to travel to Guinea! It's clear she wants to collect a copy of the Ebola virus to expand her collection! With such a dangerous biology teacher on campus, why does it feel like Qingzi High School isn't much safer than Guinea!
Fortunately, Abbess Miejue didn't pay attention to me during class, and she didn't tell me to sniff something like the chemistry teacher.
After a long break, it was a bit tiring to suddenly resume the pace of studying. Moreover, it was still a moving class system where the teacher didn't do anything. But time passes quickly when you're busy. It felt like school was already over before you learned anything.
In conclusion, although I only had time to see the language, math, politics, chemistry, and biology teachers today, I felt like they all had their own funny points. It seems like my future life won't be so boring.
I noticed that Ai Mi didn't come to class with us.
That wasn't surprising. When Ai Mi was in junior high, she was always given special treatment. She made the subject teachers run to the VIP building like tutors, and she often skipped class.
But I felt like it would be a pity if Ai Mi didn't come to class with me since we're in the same school.
Thus, after I ate dinner with Xiao Qin in the school cafeteria, I went to the principal's building to find Ai Mi. Xiao Qin couldn't come with me because a female classmate was pestering her about where to buy a cat bag.
If Xiao Qin followed, she would probably be as surprised as me.
Because I saw Ai Mi experimenting with a high-tech or retro vehicle in the parking lot of the principal's building. It's a dog-pulled tricycle!
What an evil thing! I heard that Dr. Yu invented it when he was bored! In theory, it's no different from a horse carriage, but it's pulled by a dog instead of a horse. The dog also doesn't pull the front, but the side. In general, it's like a wheelchair with a dog tied to the side …
Needless to say, Obama, who was tied to the dog-pulled tricycle by Ai Mi, was the one who was kidnapped the day before yesterday. At this moment, he had a bitter expression as he slowly pulled the wheelchair and raised his head to ask for help.
"Hurry, hurry, hurry!" Ai Mi impatiently patted the armrest of the wheelchair and urged, "You've been eating good food every day since you were rescued from the kidnappers, you're already fat beyond recognition! Pull me to lose weight, okay! When you're done practicing in the parking lot, go outside and pull me! Let those fools have a good look at what kind of car the superior is riding in! "
Do upper class people ride in a dog-pulled car! Although Obama was quite fat, he wasn't a particularly strong dog. If he wasn't as light as a swallow like Ai Mi, then Obama wouldn't even be able to move! If animal protection organizations saw this scene, they would definitely accuse you of animal abuse! You're clearly an American, but you don't have any self-awareness!
I pointed this out to Ai Mi, but Ai Mi rolled her eyes and said: "In America, letting your pet be overweight is also considered pet abuse! I'm helping Obama lose weight! Not only can I help him lose weight, but I'm also having fun with him! Ahhh ~ ~ ~ don't go around in circles! Move forward! "
I stepped forward and held onto the front beam of the dog-pulled tricycle and guided Obama in a straight line. Ai Mi smiled with satisfaction and crossed her slender legs under her miniskirt as if she was sunbathing on the shore of the Caribbean.
"Yah! Yah! " Ai Mi waved her right hand in the air and made a whip-like gesture. I felt like she was treating me like a laborer like Obama.
Anyway, Ai Mi wasn't heavy. The friction between the dog-pulled tricycle and the ground was specially optimized, so it wasn't strenuous for Obama and me to pull together. So I didn't pay too much attention and treated it like I was playing with my sister. I pulled Ai Mi around the underground parking lot 4 or 5 times.
When I wanted to stop on the fifth lap, I suddenly saw Peng TouSi between two cars. Because it was too sudden, I almost shouted and asked in surprise: "Peng TouSi, when did you appear!? Did you learn how to walk on water!? "
Peng TouSi shook his head with an unnatural expression, "Actually, I've been standing here the entire time, but it's dark and I was thinking with my eyes closed …"
As expected, it's because of the "Black ID, please use advanced printers" meme! Peng TouSi, stand in the dark with black clothes, then close your eyes and you can use invisibility! It's a racial talent, it's something people like me can't learn no matter how hard I train!
"Actually, the dog-pulled tricycle made by Dr. Yu was only a sample." Peng TouSi explained, "It was an idea he had in high school. Now that he has enough research funds, he turned it from a blueprint into reality. After he made it, he posted it online to see everyone's reaction. As a result, there were a lot of people who supported it, so he planned on experimenting and selling it. Other than the 'one dog strength' model, there are also 'two dog strength' and 'three dog strength' models that you can freely choose from … "
F * ck, the pace of humans tormenting their pets will never stop! After the dog-pulled tricycle, it should be the cat-pulled tricycle next! If the class leader sat on a 'five dog strength' or 'ten cat strength' tricycle, the class leader would probably have a nosebleed!
While I was talking with Peng TouSi, it was Obama's turn to pull the tricycle. After pulling for a while, it laid on the ground and pretended to be dead. Ai Mi took off her sandals and kicked it with her bare feet, but it didn't respond, so we had to give up on the 'test'.
After following Ai Mi upstairs, I asked her why she didn't come to class with us. I even listed the benefits of going to class together, but Ai Mi was indifferent.
"It's not like I'm planning on going to a university in China, so what's the point of studying in high school? Not to mention going to class with those fools! Recently, I've been researching investment. Dr. Yu's tricycle is only a small business. In order to obtain more disposable wealth, I have to be able to do business like my mom! Just now when I was playing with Obama, I thought of a great idea … "
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