If you think that Xiao Qin's cat bag only has a cat pattern on the surface, then you are gravely mistaken.
This bag, whose top priority was to sell cuteness, had the overall shape of a cat!
Have you ever seen a cat lying on its back and stretching on its bed? The design of this backpack was exactly like a cat posing like that!
A white, lazy, smiling cat. After being carried on Xiao Qin's back, it has two front paws pointing towards the sky, two back paws pointing towards the ground, and one tail dangling down. If you don't look carefully, you would think it's Xiao Qin's own tail!
You're already not satisfied with acting like a childhood sweetheart cat maid, do you want to act like it in real life? You actually have the nerve to recite it! This backpack is designed for primary school students!
Although it's childish, this cat is really cute. On the first day of Xiao Qin's class, many girls who are not familiar with her started to chat with her about the cat bag.
"Where did you buy it? It's so cute! "
"Eh? A foreign friend in the crew gave it to your mother, who is a martial arts director, when she was filming a movie? I'm so jealous! It would be great if I also know foreign friends … "
Some people lowered their voices and asked Xiao Qin: "I heard that because your parents remarried, you and Ye Lin are now foster siblings who are not related by blood? Is Ye Lin also that perverted at home? Has he ever harassed you? "
"No!" Xiao Qin replied with a smile, "Ye Lin classmate and I grew up together, we're childhood friends and we have a really good relationship. In the future, I still have to … "
I coughed loudly from afar, then Xiao Qin corrected herself: "Anyway, I will also live happily with Ye Lin classmate in the future! Ye Lin classmate looks a bit scary right now because he shaved his head, but once his hair grows out, you guys will realize that he's very cute! "
"No way he's cute." A girl ridiculed, "I think Ye Lin wouldn't be cute even if he had a ponytail style …"
You're the one who should have a ponytail style! If you keep spouting nonsense, I'll sell you to Southeast Asia!
Because Xiao Qin deliberately hid the fact that her uncle was the chairman of QingZi Education Group, and Principal He Qimei was in charge of QingZi High School, most people thought that Xiao Qin was able to directly enter the second year of high school because of me and Ai Mi.
It was ridiculously wrong! Let's not talk about Ai Mi for now, in fact, I was the one who borrowed Xiao Qin's light.
The zipper of Xiao Qin's cat bag is on the side, so when you pull the zipper to take out the books, you won't feel like you're cutting open the cat's stomach (actually, I think it's still surgery from the side). Also, there is a pink oval on the cat's abdomen.
The cat's belly was a hidden storage bag that could be put inside like a kangaroo's pouch. Xiao Qin usually chose to put a kettle in the summer. This wonderful design attracted a burst of exclamations from the girls.
Amazed your sister! What kind of strange creature was that? Is it a pouch cat? A thylacine crossed with a kangaroo?
As a result, I checked with my smartwatch and found out that there really are animals called thylacines in Australia. The world is truly full of strange things!
Wait, if you take a closer look, although thylacine has the word 'cat' in its name, it clearly has a sharp beak and looks like a large mouse! It's basically a smaller version of a kangaroo! There is no such thing as a thylacine like Xiao Qin's bag in the world!
However, the class leader has no resistance to cute things. She picked a time when there were fewer people and walked over to Xiao Qin's seat. She held the cat bag to satisfy her craving. Based on her expression, it seems like she wanted to be like the other girls and personally carry it, then ask someone to take a photo as a souvenir. But it seems like she felt that the style of the bag was too childish and didn't match her style, so she was too embarrassed to ask.
Xiao Qin welcomed the class leader's visit to the cat bag and said foolishly:
"It's rare for the class leader to like this kind of thing! Ye Lin classmate even made a bet with me at home. He said your future goal is to become a criminal police officer, so your mind must be very mature and you wouldn't like such a childish bag like me! If a photo of you carrying a cat bag was taken, wouldn't your colleagues laugh at you in the future? "
"Is … is that so?" The class leader lowered her head in disappointment, "Then I won't carry it, anyway … I'm not the type of person who can't sleep well at night if I can't carry it today."
You clearly want to carry it! Your reluctant eyes have already sold you out! Class leader, you'll live a lot easier if you're a bit more honest!
Jiang Qian, who carries a custom-made crocodile bag every day, expressed disdain towards Xiao Qin's taste.
"Is Ye Lin's sworn sister an elementary school student? She's not tall and her chest is so flat, which high school student would actually carry that kind of thing to school? "
Xiao Qin, who had sharp ears, heard it from ten meters away. Her smiling face suddenly became covered with a layer of frost and she said gloomily:
"Ye Lin classmate, would you be angry if I told my dad to sell Jiang Qian to Southeast Asia?"
Hey! I only said I would sell a female classmate to Southeast Asia, but you're going to take action? You're not allowed to sell people! Selling a classmate on the first day of class, what kind of shoujo manga has a female lead like you!
Since the administration class hasn't been abolished in the second year, our class still has a form teacher.
Our form teacher's surname is Guo, he's in his forties, he's responsible for teaching language. He's a bit chubby, has a witty way of speaking, but his weakness is that he's super slow, he's not in a hurry even when there's a fire burning his eyebrows.
I suddenly thought about it, our middle school form teacher's surname is Yu, if one of our form teachers is surnamed Guo and the other is surnamed Yu, wouldn't they be the same as Guo Degang and Yu Qian? I really hope you guys can form a team and perform a cross talk on stage at Deyun Society!
On the first day I attended teacher Guo's class, he digressed from the topic and talked about night blindness. He told everyone that the first person to discover night blindness was the Chinese medicine king, Sun Simiao. He also proposed using vitamin A rich pig liver to treat night blindness in his book, 'Thousand Gold Prescriptions', and it was very effective at the time.
"What!?" Xiong YaoYue was shocked, "Sun Simiao already knew that pig liver contained vitamin A in the Tang Dynasty? Then was it Hua Tuo who discovered vitamin A? "
Teacher Guo was instantly embarrassed and replied, "I'm just using a modern perspective to explain why eating pig liver in 'Thousand Gold Prescriptions' is effective. Also, Xiong YaoYue, aren't you supposed to be in class C? You're in class B right now, what are you doing here? "
"Oh, I forgot!" Xiong YaoYue slapped the back of her head and jumped up from her seat, "I didn't sleep well last night playing games, so I followed my classmates to class B today!"
After Xiong YaoYue rushed to another classroom, Teacher Guo wiped the sweat off his face and continued:
"Night blindness isn't just a human, it's also an animal. For example, poultry. Poultry are all born with night blindness. Have you ever seen a chicken come out at night? Erm, I'm talking about the chicken in poultry, not the human! "
Teacher Guo, why do you have to emphasize this! The boys in the classroom were all laughing evilly! Even if the girls didn't understand at first, they understood after seeing the boys laughing. Only Gong CaiCai didn't know why everyone was laughing. She thought she was sad because her IQ was too low to understand the teacher's content.
Teacher Guo then slowly told a few jokes and I couldn't help but think back to my middle school language teacher, old man Zhang. Although old man Zhang was scary when he was angry, he was usually very humorous. Are all language teachers in China this funny?
Next was math class. The math teacher was a hale and hearty skinny old man. I heard he was rehired by Qing Zi High after he retired from Third High.
As a former teacher of a key high school in the province, his teaching quality was unquestionable. It's just that he would occasionally go astray during class, or he would suddenly say shocking things, such as:
"Life is short! Life is short! That's why everyone has to learn geometry! "
Overall, math class B was quite lively. But since the class leader was in math class A, Xiao Qin and Xiong YaoYue were in math class C. Only Gong CaiCai was in math class B like me. Also, she usually didn't sit next to me, so I was a bit bored.
"Look, that's the Bird Hero Ye Lin!" A neighboring classmate whispered to me, "We have to sit as far away from him as possible. I heard he's Eunuch Cao's master, so he's a hundred times more perverted than Eunuch Cao. He might even masturbate during class!"
Anyone who dared to speak ill of me was overheard by me. I would use my ferocious gaze to glare at them until they felt uncomfortable all over and asked for leave to go to the toilet. Even the math teacher couldn't understand why so many people in Class B would have diarrhea every time there was a class.
After language class B and math class B, it was finally politics class C's turn. Thus, I met up with Xiao Qin, Xiong YaoYue, Eunuch Cao, and the Five Tigers Punishment Squad.
The politics teacher was a female teacher with the surname Liu. Her nickname was "Liu Hulan". The reason why she got this nickname was because she had the same hairstyle as Liu Hulan's portrait in the textbook. On the other hand, she had the same high level of thought as Liu Hulan, who sacrificed herself for justice. She often bitterly criticized the various degenerate behaviors of modern society.
Today was the first politics class of the new semester. Teacher Liu Hulan told us something that left a deep impression on her when she studied abroad.
"… The principal of the middle school I studied at was tortured in a Nazi concentration camp during World War II. So every time a new teacher came to school, he would give the new teacher a letter. The content of the letter was:
'Dear teacher, I am a survivor of a Nazi concentration camp, and I have seen with my own eyes what no human being should see: gas chambers built by skilled engineers, children poisoned by knowledgeable doctors, infants murdered by trained nurses, women and babies shot by soldiers with a high school or university education. After seeing all of this, I was puzzled: What is education for? My request is: Please help your students grow into people with humanity. Your efforts should never be used to create knowledgeable monsters, multi-talented perverts, or highly educated butchers. The ability to read, write, and count is of value only to the extent that it makes our children human! '" Teacher Liu Hulan's eyes were filled with tears as she spoke emotionally. She adopted the posture of a human soul engineer and assumed a lonely pose of "everyone is drunk, I am the only one sober".
In the silence, Eunuch Cao raised his hand and asked: "Teacher, what you mean is — — as long as we don't study, we won't become monsters, perverts, and butchers?"
"Shut up!" Teacher Liu Hulan glared at him, slammed the lectern, and scolded Eunuch Cao:
"You can only be a pervert whether you study or not! You can be a pervert for the rest of your life!! "
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