Although Ai Mi retired from the entertainment industry, her income from copyrights can't be underestimated. Ai ShuQiao would transfer a portion of her income into Ai Mi's account every month to support her luxurious lifestyle.
But after using the washroom in Ai Mi's bedroom, my concept of "luxury" has reached a new level.
Not to mention the old tricks like the golden faucet and the diamond-studded mirror, even the toilet paper is provided by a Japanese company called "Umeisho"! It is said that this toilet paper is a special tribute to the Emperor of Japan, it belongs to the imperial family!
It is not a big deal that the Umeisho toilet paper has exquisite patterns on the surface, the most commendable part of the toilet paper industry is its unique production process.
First of all, the Umeisho toilet paper is 100% made from the top quality wood fiber imported from Canada and processed using the clearest river water in Japan. The production process is adjusted according to the temperature and humidity of the day, so the production method is different every day.
After the finished product is finished, each roll of toilet paper must be marked with the name of the worker (comparable to the bricklayers of the Great Wall of the Qin Dynasty), then it is sent to the chairman of the company. The chairman will personally test each roll of toilet paper on his own skin to ensure that it meets the required quality standards.
Then, the toilet paper will be sent to the design department to be decorated with complex patterns by the most exquisite and picky painters to ensure that no matter where the toilet paper is torn, it will still look beautiful.
Did they have nothing better to do! They actually spent so much effort on toilet paper! The Japanese company named itself "Umeisho", does it mean that after using their toilet paper, it will produce beautiful poop! How can a pile of poop become "beautiful"! I can't imagine it!
Normal Umeisho toilet paper sells for 120 RMB per roll. If you include the exquisite packaging, then it would be at least 200 RMB per roll. This kind of toilet paper clearly looks like a handicraft! It should be silk! At the very least, it should be fine spun silk from Jiangnan!
I feel guilty using this kind of toilet paper to wipe my butt! Especially when I heard that Ai Mi did not use normal Umeisho, but a custom-made upgraded version. It is more expensive than the one used by the Emperor of Japan, at least 500 RMB per roll …
I might as well use RMB! If I use 10 RMB to wipe my ass, it will be more economical!!
Of all the people he could learn from, he had to learn from the Japanese Emperor. I heard that the ancient Japanese royal family pursued the ultimate ultra-thin touch when it came to wiping their butts. They often used cicada wings to wipe their butts — weren't they afraid of sticking a hand full of feces?
In addition, the ancient British royal family seemed to use fresh salmon slices to wipe their butts — the implication was that British salmon was as bad as sh * t?
In comparison, the thriftiness of France could be seen. There was a time when the French Royal Palace used hemp ropes to wipe their butts, and the ropes were for public use …
In short, Ai Mi really has nowhere to spend her money. With your situation, you obviously don't need to increase your income. You just need to cut back a little! Instead of trying to imitate Ai ShuQiao to invest and make money, why not return the 500 yuan toilet paper first?
I came out of the bathroom and gave my opinion to Ai Mi who was sitting on the oval sofa. Ai Mi blinked her big blue eyes and said strangely:
"The toilet is filled with Wei Xili's. You just need to press a button, and it will automatically flush and dry. Under normal circumstances, there is no need for paper! Brother, it's clearly because you wanted to try the softness of the toilet paper after reading the instructions, so you have to use toilet paper. "
Ah … damn, I forgot about that. Since the smart button of the toilet is semi-hidden, I didn't notice it in my hurry.
"Um … regardless of whether you use it often or not, it's a luxury to put such expensive toilet paper in the bathroom. You can save money and save it in the bank, you can even collect some interest. "
"Tsk, collecting pitiful interest in the bank is the behavior of ordinary citizens." Ai Mi said disdainfully, "If you want to make a lot of money, you have to invest. Brother, do you still remember Tian Mu Guang Guang Ltd.? "
Eh? Isn't that the agency Ai ShuQiao opened in China? They only do bad things that exploit artists. Su Qiao was once tricked into signing a contract with them. Later, Su Qiao was able to escape because of the Triad.
"Hmph." Ai Mi continued proudly, "I know you don't like my mom, but that doesn't mean we can't use my mom's career to make money. While you were unconscious, my mom transferred your twenty thousand dollars of shares to me. Later, Peng TouSi helped me get a lot of shares, so now I'm the largest shareholder of Tian Mu Guang. "
If Ai ShuQiao didn't mention it, I would have forgotten about it. After I returned the ¥20,000 I spent on my card to Ai ShuQiao, she was surprised by my ability to make money in such a short period of time. On the other hand, she recorded the ¥20,000 under my name as shares of Tian Mu Xing Guang.
After a few twists and turns, Ai Mi has now become the underage chairman of Tian Mu Guang.
"All in all, I have a management company now. My mom also started a management company, so if I want to earn more pocket money, it would be a good idea to develop Tian Mu Guang … "
"Eh?" I frowned, "Ai Mi, don't you hate the entertainment industry? You used to be so eager to quit … Why are you setting up a management company and getting involved in this business again? "
"That's two different things." Ai Mi's eyes shone with excitement, "What I hate is being an artist in the entertainment industry. It's like being a monkey in a circus. I have to do all kinds of stupid performances against my will. But it's different being the boss of a management company. When the time comes, my artists will be the monkeys and I'll be the beast tamer. When I think about how I can whip those artists and make them do this and that, I'm so excited that I can't stop … "
"Hey. Even if you're the chairman of a management company, you can't whip your artists. "
"That's true." Ai Mi held her chin and thought, "You can just leave it to my muscular brother, I just have to command from the side …"
"Who wants to be your fighter. Don't the artists under Tian Mu Guang have human rights? Even a circus wouldn't use whips to whip monkeys! At most, they wouldn't give them bananas. "
Ai Mi ignored my retort and continued: "When I was at my mom's company, I only learned how to package female artists, so I'm planning on having Tian Mu Xing Guang take care of their finances. If anyone doesn't listen to me, you can beat them up for me, and you won't give them any bananas …"
"Didn't you hear what I just said? I don't want to be a fighter. Also, don't talk about something as bad as giving female artists bananas. "
"It's not hard. You'll learn it soon." Amy crossed her fingers with a smile on her face. Her eyes revealed her ambition for the future. "I've been a monkey under Mom's hands for so long, and now I can finally experience the thrill of being a beast tamer! I want to package a lot of female celebrities that can make money and then make them work for me like donkeys. "
Ai Mi's expression was really evil. Is this what they mean by "a bitter daughter-in-law becomes a mother-in-law"?
"But I looked at the report Tian Mu Guang sent a few days ago. Whether it's the income or the list of artists, it all makes me sigh."
Ai Mi sighed as she spoke.
"We barely make ends meet. There are less than 10 artists, and every single one of them is a female artist. They don't have the potential to be a star. Even if we spend a lot of money to promote them, it would be useless. It seems that I, the chairman, have a discerning eye for talent.
"For female artists, the prettier and younger the better. Actually, Katyusha looks pretty good. If I put in some effort to package her, even if she doesn't become famous, she would at least become a small celebrity. Unfortunately, her personality isn't suitable to be an idol. I kindly asked her, but she rejected me. Hmph! Once the dog-pulled tricycle comes out, she won't be able to sit in Obama's car. "
I thought about it and almost blurted out: "We can package Shu Zhe as a trap idol. She looks almost exactly the same as her older sister. Right now, the trap trend is at its peak, she might be even more popular than her older sister. "
Fortunately, I was still rational and didn't say it.
Seriously, why would I think of Shu Zhe? Even if Ai Mi asked me if I knew any girls suitable to be packaged as stars, Shu Zhe shouldn't be on my list.
If it's a Tian Mu Guang that has turned over a new leaf under Ai Mi's leadership, then wouldn't Su Qiao, who once signed a contract with Tian Mu Guang and acted in a few roles in Magic Cauldron be more suitable?
Xiao Qin doesn't like to show her face in front of the camera and she has androphobia. I remember the previous auntie wanted to give her a role, but she firmly refused, so Xiao Qin isn't suitable.
Xiong YaoYue could go the route of a energetic girl, but I doubt she can remember her lines.
As for Gong CaiCai and Zhuang Ni, I can't even consider them. Gong CaiCai would definitely be petrified in front of the camera, and Zhuang Ni could slaughter the bearded directors at any moment.
That means, the only person who meets Ai Mi's requirements and has the personality to survive in the entertainment industry is Shu Zhe. Two days ago, he was trying to convince me to take a role in Obama Assassination and take him to Dubai to see the world.
If he had a similar opportunity, he would definitely throw away his dignity as a man and it wouldn't be a problem even if he appeared on screen as a trap. Could it be that Ai Mi's Tian Mu Xing Guang's breakthrough point is to introduce a trap idol that tricked millions of men?
I can't recommend Shu Zhe to Ai Mi. If Shu Zhe really became a popular trap idol in Asia, then he would be a disgrace to the class leader's family. The class leader would shoot me with a shotgun.
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