After half dragging and half dragging my dad to invest in the maid cafe plan, Director Cao sighed again:
"Sigh, I originally wanted to open a candy store and open it to all lolis for free, but then I realized there wasn't much profit to be made …"
No wonder it's called buying the underwear of 10 year old girls online! You're probably trying your luck by opening a loli candy store! Auntie Ren might not have much of an opinion if my dad invested in the maid cafe, but if my dad invested in a loli candy store, not only would Auntie Ren not agree, he would also be arrested by the police in the future!
Director Cao treated the maid cafe as the second most profitable project, but Uncle Fireball Shu Dongbo was full of ambition to make it happen. From the time he forced Shu Zhe to wear a maid outfit, I can tell he's a true maid lover.
It seems Eunuch Cao wanted to bring up this matter again because he wanted to pull Ai Mi into his group.
I thought about it and felt it would be more humane to let Ai Mi invest in the maid cafe than her tricking some artists to play around with. So I promised Eunuch Cao I would consider it and told him to go back and wait for news.
Since Uncle Fireball was Shu Zhe's uncle, strictly speaking, the maid coffee shop was also related to Shu Zhe. Shu Zhe was very energetic when it came to making money. He urged me to ask Ai Mi to invest in the maid coffee shop and make it stronger. That way, he would be able to get more pocket money from Uncle Fireball.
Tsk, other people are greedy for money, but you're greedy for money! Don't look at how Uncle Fireball buys you branded clothes and an iPhone — — he's thinking about your ass! He can't resist the temptation of money even though he knows it's dangerous. I think there will be a day when his ass will be crippled.
Time passed by quickly and it was already September 1st in the blink of an eye. Other than Qing Zi High, the other public high schools also started classes, which made me feel a bit better.
During this time, studying and working became my daily routine. The initial feeling of novelty gradually disappeared and was replaced with a sense of safety. Of course, it would be even better if there were no rumors about me.
Xiao Qin's ability to familiarize herself with the environment was better than mine. On one hand, it was because she lived in the same dorm as her best friend, Xiong YaoYue, so she gave her a lot of help.
"You need a G-pen for this, not a marker!"
Once, I went to their dorm to take a look and discovered that they had transformed their dorm into a manga studio.
The desk was filled with all kinds of drawing tools and manga paper. Xiao Qin brought a tablet from home and connected it to the computer provided by the school. Every day, she would work in the dorm and create a shocking manga that would blind countless readers.
Ever since 'Cthulhu Also Wants to Fall in Love', Xiong YaoYue used the pen name 'Winnie' and became Teacher Shui Qin's assistant. Even now, she is still helping Xiao Qin.
Everyone probably has the same question as me: does Xiong YaoYue know how to draw?
Not surprisingly, the answer was no.
But this doesn't affect her being an excellent assistant for Xiao Qin. With Xiao Qin's carrot and potato style, if she hired an assistant with good drawing skills, it would be a distraction and destroy her original style.
That's why Xiong YaoYue only needed to use a ruler to draw a straight line, or a curve board to draw a curve. Occasionally, she would add one or two horrible background characters, which perfectly complemented Xiao Qin's style and became a great topic for the readers to complain about.
With a stable studio and assistant, 'Detective Dog Li' was updated to the seventh chapter. Currently, the plot has progressed to the point where Dog Li rushed out of the country and arrived in … a rural village in India.
Why is he still solving cases in a village when he's overseas? Is it because he's called 'Dog Li' so he can't leave the village atmosphere?
What Dog Li encountered in the Indian village was a case where the wife of the police chief was gang-raped by a large group of villagers. But these villagers didn't just use their racial talents. The reason was that the police chief raped his sister, daughter, and even granddaughter, or at least he didn't care when his sister, daughter, and granddaughter were raped by his subordinates.
"Our actions are righteous!" The leader of the rapists shouted when he was arrested.
Dog Li didn't know how to speak the Indian village dialect, and he couldn't afford an interpreter, so his trip to India was destined to end in failure. Fortunately, he left in time. Otherwise, he might have been shot in the revenge rape of the villagers, and the blood that flowed out from his hemorrhoids would be spilled on the foreign soil.
This isn't a detective manga at all! Because there was a "Third Bro's Tragic Military Purchase" on a website that had good results, so Xiao Qin was jealous and started to draw comics to discredit Third Bro!
Maybe it was because the readers of 'Detective Dog Li' didn't think that it was an orthodox detective manga, so when the seventh chapter was published, the readers reacted extremely well. They spread the news, and some people reposted it on forums such as' Iron Blood 'and' Strong Country 'to share the joy of discrediting Third Bro with everyone.
"This is really a country that makes my hemorrhoids tremble …"
At the end of the seventh chapter, before Dog Li left India, he looked at the faint yellow dust outside through the plane's porthole and concluded with a sigh.
Xiao Qin, can you not mention hemorrhoids as a female author? I remember that Dog Li went to the town to solve a case in the fifth chapter, but the corrupt official was so scared that he jumped off a building. He was originally going to treat his hemorrhoids!
Although every famous detective should have a catchphrase (Detective Conan's is "There is only one truth", Kaneda's is "I swear in the name of my grandfather …"), but you don't have to let Dog Li talk about hemorrhoids every day! To make the keyword hemorrhoid become a catchphrase, aren't they afraid of growing hemorrhoids on their lips?
"Aren't you two too lacking in integrity?" I couldn't stand it anymore and said to Xiao Qin and Xiong YaoYue, "You two are female authors, can't you publish some elegant and classy comics? From the beginning to the end, these three vulgar things to attract attention, even your own hearts will become vulgar! "
Xiao Qin immediately puffed up her cheeks and complained after thinking about it:
"What can I do if the readers like vulgar things? Right now, I'm drawing the Three Vulgarities to hone my drawing skills and save the country with curves. One day, when I'm able to draw beautiful and shocking shoujo manga, I'll write all these works into my dark history and claim that Winnie drew them for me! "
Holy sh * t! Did they even find a scapegoat? So Winnie is not only your assistant, but she'll also be your scapegoat in the future!
Winnie didn't have any objections. She said while eating a Haagen-Dazs mug: "It's fine, I have more than ten years of experience as a scapegoat. You just have to treat me to good food!"
Ironically, Xiao Qin's drawing skills were terrible, but her manga became a contracted work of the website because of its topicality. Furthermore, with the support of a group of diehard fans, they voted for Xiao Qin every month. As a result, Xiao Qin was able to receive a few hundred yuan in royalties every month. With China's current comics environment, this was really not easy.
"Actually, when I looked at it carefully, I feel like the monthly vote system isn't very scientific." Winnie made a rare expression of contemplation after finishing her mug, "Many of the manga ranked ahead of Xiao Qin don't have much better drawing skills than Xiao Qin. But because they update faster and beg for monthly votes at the end of each chapter, some excellent authors who are too embarrassed to beg for monthly votes are buried. From this point of view, it's ironic that Xiao Qin and I are at the top of the monthly votes rankings. "
"Wait! Don't say anything! "I stopped Winnie in shock," How could you say something so rational? Who are you? Did you get swapped by aliens?! "
Winnie scratched the back of her head and stuck her tongue out at me before I could shake her hard on the shoulder.
"Hehe, actually, this is what the class rep said. The class rep said that if the two of us can rush to first place on the monthly votes, then the website will realize the shortcomings of the monthly votes system and make corresponding reforms to make the comics environment fairer."
As expected, it was the class leader's style to demand fairness in any field. My doubts were dispelled after hearing Winnie's explanation.
"The second female lead is clearly looking down on me!" Xiao Qin pouted, "My drawing skills might not be perfect, but it's definitely not bad! Even if I do get first, it's because of my abilities! Winnie, stop talking and help me draw the lines! "
During this period of time, the class leader was still doing her best to manage the class, just like when she was in middle school. Although Jiang Qian always wanted to cause trouble for the class leader, the class leader was always upright, so she couldn't do anything. She could only vent her frustrations on her three would-be boyfriends.
Ai Mi could be said to be having fun since she didn't have to go to class or film. Other than using the incomplete dog-pulled tricycle to piss off the class leader, she was also discussing the investments for Tian Mu Guang and the maid cafe with Peng TouSi. It seems like they were planning on going big.
As for Gong CaiCai, she was recommended by the teacher to be a librarian since she was no longer a study commissary and spent most of her time reading in the school library.
At the time, Gong CaiCai tried her best to refuse and said she wasn't good at socializing with people, but Zhuang Ni raised her hand and expressed that she would be willing to be a librarian with Gong CaiCai.
As a result, ever since the baby-faced, big-breasted Gong CaiCai appeared at the library's borrowing desk, the number of boys going to the library increased significantly. Even the slackers who never went there before were no exception.
However, it was best for them to just borrow books from Gong CaiCai. If they showed the slightest disrespect, Zhuang Ni, who was sitting next to Gong CaiCai and reading A Thousand and One Ways to Murder, would stare at them with a gaze as cold as a knife, making them break out in a cold sweat. They would even have nightmares when they returned to the dorm.
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