As it turns out, I greatly underestimated Zhuang Ni's evil intentions.
Zhuang Ni said that if I didn't move away from the mermaid statue, she would also draw me into the painting and make me have nightmares. I thought it was nonsense at first.
At most, you would make me look ugly. I didn't even have nightmares when you drew me to a point where I couldn't even tell the difference between a human and a dog. Why would I scream in the middle of the night as soon as you start drawing!
In the end, I just stood there like a ruffian and let Zhuang Ni finish sketching me.
Zhuang Ni's eyes flashed with a cold flame. Her pencil rustled on the sketch paper. Not long after, she drew me into a roguish … skeleton.
Damn, Zhuang Ni, do you have x-ray eyes! Why does it feel like the skeleton is very similar to me even though it's only a skeleton! Is it because of the posture or the ratio of the limbs (legs are shorter)? If I died in the wilderness, this would be my final appearance!
Since Zhuang Ni had captured the features of my bones so precisely, I had a feeling that I was looking at my own skeleton through the mist of time. I couldn't help but feel a chill down my spine. Perhaps I would have nightmares at night!
"Hmph, since there are sailor skeletons under the Siren's reef, then it shouldn't be too strange for there to be a wretched man's skeleton under the mermaid statue, right?"
After she stopped, Zhuang Ni casually placed the 'portrait' on the bench and mocked herself.
Who's the wretched man! Who's the stupid sailor in Greek mythology who jumped into the sea and died after being bewitched by the Siren's song! With my IQ, I would at least know how to seal my ears with wax or tie myself to the mast of a ship like Odysseus!
Zhuang Ni placed the drawing folder on her thighs that were tightly wrapped in black stockings, looked forward and said to me:
"Even though I didn't need your help just now, it's good for the class leader and Gong CaiCai since you reduced the chances of other girls being harassed. So, I'll give you this sketch as a reward. You can hang it on the wall of your dorm and remind yourself every day to work hard to become like the person in the drawing."
"Work hard my ass! Work hard to become a skeleton! Who would want such a depressing sketch! And you used the word 'reward' — do you think you're the Empress Dowager Cixi? "
Zhuang Ni did not know what kind of terrible inspiration the words "Empress Dowager Cixi" had triggered. She suddenly lowered her eyes and murmured to herself, "As long as I castrate him like the Unsullied in A Song of Ice and Fire …"
Hey! You knife maniac, please don't say the horrible word "castration" so casually, okay? Director Cao and the others call me "Xiao Ye Zi", but that doesn't mean I'm in the same industry as Empress Dowager Cixi's little plum, Li Lianying!
Also, why did you mention the Unsullied in A Song of Ice and Fire: A Game of Thrones? It was a mercenary army made up of castrated slave warriors. They had received inhumane training since they were young. They were absolutely obedient to their masters and had no fear of war. They had excellent military discipline and had never robbed or raped (nor did they have the equipment to rape). Why did they say the word 'Unsullied' in front of me? What was Zhuang Ni up to?
Could it be that the only way you can tolerate men around you is to castrate them!? If you turn them into a eunuch, they will no longer be a threat to you, and they will no longer be a threat to your lesbian partner!
Stop dreaming! I don't care what you're planning, I won't let you get away with it! Testosterone is extremely important for maintaining muscle strength! Even if it's just for my Spartan physique, I have to 'keep the roots'!
I did not pick up the 'reward' Zhuang Ni placed on the bench and let it be blown away. Zhuang Ni did not seem particularly disappointed and got up to look for other sketching materials.
After that, I did not walk in the same direction as Zhuang Ni because it would be obvious that I was following her.
Just as I expected, Zhuang Ni did not encounter any danger during her sketching activities. Although the students of Zhonghai Civil and Military Academy were quite arrogant, they were not professional hoodlums. Also, the cost of provoking Zhuang Ni was too high. If it was light, they would have their fingers cut off. If it was heavy, they would be castrated.
On the other hand, Lu Yuyu, who retreated as soon as we fought, didn't stay idle after he returned. He bragged about how he tied with me, and used this as proof to request to replace Chen Gu as one of the top ten experts in Zhonghai.
Since Lu Yuyu's fighting strength was too weak, his lies fell apart and even the F4 members of Zhonghai did not fake it for him.
After being exposed that he lost to me in one move, Lu Yuyu felt he lost a lot of face. Thus, he immediately changed his tone and proclaimed that my Yin Yang Sanshou was extremely powerful. It was not shameful for him to lose to me. On the contrary, the top ten experts in Zhonghai were all frogs at the bottom of a well and none of them were my opponent.
"Yin Yang Sanshou's moves are exquisite and powerful! Even Jeet Kune Do and Shaolin Fist are not its opponent, let alone Taichi! Yin Yang Sanshou is worthy of being called the number one fighting technique in the universe! "
"The most important thing is that I've done a lot of research and finally proved that you're a Korean! You're definitely a Korean! Yin Yang Sanshou is also a traditional Korean martial art! We have our flag with the Yin Yang fish as proof! "
Even Chen Guxian couldn't hold back against Lu Yuyu's shameless words.
"Damn, your Korean flag is also plagiarized from the Taichi diagram! Although Ye Lin looks a bit disappointing to the audience, he's still better looking than you Koreans before plastic surgery! "
In a nutshell, Lu Yuyu was my fan in the light but my enemy in the dark. He helped me attract a lot of hatred in Zhonghai Civil and Military Academy. He even asked his friends in Korea to create a special webpage and wrote with an eye-catching title — — "Watch our Korean Ye Lin slaughter everywhere! Our Korean Yin Yang Sanshou is the number one fighting technique in the universe! "
"Any fighter under the age of 18 is welcome to challenge Ye Lin in Dong Shan city! As long as you can fight Ye Lin to a draw, Ye Lin will reimburse your travel expenses! Although that's impossible, hahahaha … "
After posting this challenge in Korean, Chinese, and English, Lu Yuyu used my name to send an email to many martial arts rookies all over the world. Of course, the content was to brag that Yin Yang Sanshou was the number one fighting technique in the universe. The martial arts they were so proud of were all child's play in front of Yin Yang Sanshou. If they weren't convinced, they could come fight Ye Lin and say things like "I guarantee you'll kneel and lick my boots within five moves".
It would have been fine if Lu Yuyu was trying to get revenge on me. The problem was that he didn't care if he lost to me, so he spared no effort to brag about Yin Yang Sanshou and me. He spent a lot of time and money to prove that it was not shameful to lose to me. Slowly, even he began to believe that I had 99% Korean genes in my body and that I was someone he could be proud of.
Damn it! Now I finally understand what it means to have one fan take on ten haters! Fortunately, I was a nobody in the martial arts world and those world class youths didn't care about the email. Otherwise, wouldn't I have been beaten into a bun by them?
Even so, it still caused a lot of anger and the entire martial arts world was discussing in private:
"Who the hell is Ye Lin? Why is he so arrogant? "
"Who knows, maybe it's a prank? Either way, I won't go to Dong Shan city to challenge him. "
"It might not be a prank. I've heard my master mention Yin Yang Sanshou before and it does have its unique points. Also, I did some research and found out that Ye Lin's stepmother is the daughter of a famous martial artist, Ren Qishan, so it's possible that Ye Lin really did learn Yin Yang Sanshou … "
"Hmph, even if it's a rare martial art, it's not worth us flying there! Unless Ye Lin is really as amazing as the email said! Isn't his high school right next to Zhong Hai's Civil and Military School? There are a few people in that school who truly understand martial arts. If he can defeat the number one expert of the top ten in Zhong Hai, then I'll admit that he has the qualifications to challenge all the youths in the world! "
At this moment, I didn't know how big of a mess Lu Yuyu made for me. I was still rejoicing that all the youths in the world didn't fly to Dong Shan city to beat me up.
No, no, no, don't misunderstand, it's not that I'm afraid of facing a true expert. Since I promised gramps Ren that I would help him complete his last wish, I was prepared to face any strong opponent on the road of martial arts. It's just that I just woke up from a vegetative state and haven't fully recovered yet. I hope I can progress step by step and not compete with the world's top martial artists right from the start.
After a few days, my hair completely grew out. Not only did it return to its original length, but it was even slightly longer than before.
Originally, I thought my hair would be a hindrance in a fight, so I wanted to go to the barbershop and shave it a bit shorter. But Xiao Qin insisted that I look better if I keep my hair a bit longer and wouldn't let me go. In the end, I could only accommodate Xiao Qin and grow my hair to a length that I never had before (it's actually still pretty short).
Now that I think about it, I'm very tall, so it's already very difficult to pull my hair. Also, compared to fighting on the streets, there will be more opportunities for me to compete with other martial artists. At that time, no one will have the nerve to use tricks like pulling my hair, so there's no harm in growing my hair a bit longer. It can also make me look less like a prisoner in prison.
Since my appearance was no longer a perverted monk and convict, plus I was law-abiding on campus and didn't bully people like they expected, my reputation at Qing Zi High School gradually improved.
Just like today, I would occasionally hear some girls in the back row whispering while pointing at my back, and they didn't seem to have any intention of lowering their volume.
"Ye Lin isn't as scary as he looks. I saw him helping Gong CaiCai maintain order in the library the day before yesterday …"
"That's right, Eunuch Cao made a joke about me yesterday and Ye Lin told him to apologize to me. Could it be that Loud Mouth is right, that Ye Lin has a disgusting but kind face?"
"Actually, it doesn't matter if a man's face is too good, Ye Lin's body is pretty good! He's even sturdier than the third year seniors from the track and field club … "
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