"Holy water" in Christianity usually refers to a type of holy, blessed water. During the Middle Ages, holy water was often used to saturate the Bible with spring water (parchment Bibles can be used multiple times).
Students who have played the "Castlevania" and "Devil May Cry" series should know that holy water has a miraculous effect on evil creatures (like vampires). If a vampire's skin is stained with holy water, they will wail in pain like a normal person's skin is stained with strong acid.
But in Japanese H anime, as well as from the mouth of Eunuch Cao, "holy water" has a completely different meaning.
Sigh, how should I explain it? To put it in a more civilized way, it's what everyone learned in health class, it's one of the end products of female liquid metabolism! It's not holy at all! Although it's a bit acidic, it can't corrode a vampire's skin! Vampires would even despise it!
Fortunately, Simon and Dante didn't receive the fake Japanese 'holy water' back then. Otherwise, they would have been screwed when they were besieged by the demons.
"Ahhh! What is this smell! The stench of the zombies is doubled after being doused with this! If I knew earlier, I wouldn't have bought this cheap yellowish product! "
"Damn it! I risked lowering my evaluation to use the holy water! But it was completely useless! Also, I was also doused with holy water! I feel like my evaluation has also lowered! "
Japanese are a very strange race. I can't believe they can think of using "holy water" to refer to that kind of thing, and they even filmed a lot of "holy water" works. By the way, in Japanese, "gold" also has another meaning. Good kids who don't understand, please don't drink Baidu.
"Master, not only do you drink master's wife's holy water, but you also drink it every day. This disciple's admiration for you is like the surging Yellow River …"
"Yellow River my ass! Do you not understand human language! " I roared at Eunuch Cao, "I'm drinking Xiao Qin's leftover water that isn't too hot, it's not the holy water you think it is! Xiao Qin, tell that idiot Eunuch Cao what's going on! "
Xiao Qin, who suffers from androphobia, took a long time to muster up her courage before stuttering:
"Ye, Ye Lin classmate likes to drink leftover water with a lower temperature. If the temperature is too high, he will store the leftover water and drink it when it's cold. I don't understand what's so special about this … "
Eunuch Cao was shocked, "Disciple is untalented and inexperienced, I didn't know that Master has already developed a new way of drinking the Holy Water, and that there are all kinds of high-end drinking methods? Like drinking iced holy water in summer? "
"Winnie, help me beat up Eunuch Cao. I'll treat you to ice cream this afternoon."
"Alright! Winnie excitedly rolled up her sleeves. I'm going to beat him up after I finish eating this sesame seed cake! But, you have to buy at least 1.50 yuan of ice cream for me! "
Alright! He didn't even want the Haagen-Dazs Three Ball Cup. Eunuch Cao was really cheap.
I thought there wouldn't be a sequel to this episode, but I didn't expect the studious Xiao Qin to go online and search for the meaning of "holy water". After that, she spent the entire morning in front of me.
"So, so that's what holy water is … I'm really sorry for the misunderstanding. Please forgive me! "
Xiao Qin apologized with a bow that was close to a right angle.
"Um … if Ye Lin classmate is still angry, I can drink your holy water …"
Shut up! If you keep talking, we're going to become the abnormal sworn siblings who drink each other's holy water!
Since I set high standards for myself during this time, Xiao Qin also did a lot of good things out of habit and earned a lot of points for me. My nickname at Qing Zi High School gradually changed from "Perverted Bully" to "Weird Muscle Man".
At the same time, my dad also achieved good results in the first year physics class. Although he was only in charge of group C, his lectures were easy to understand and he was humorous. He attracted a lot of students from group B and even group A to listen to his class. On September 10th, Teacher's Day, he actually received more gifts than many veteran teachers.
Principal He Qimei was very satisfied. She felt that the backdoor that Ren Hongde used could no longer be called a backdoor. Thus, my dad's teaching probation period came to a successful end. In a few days, he will officially become a physics teacher and teach students of all levels.
At this time, I felt that even if other people knew about my father's relationship with me, it wouldn't drag down my dad's reputation. Thus, I met my dad in many public places and talked loudly with him on purpose for others to hear.
Just like I expected, other than some people expressing surprise at the beginning, most people calmly accepted this fact. There were even some people who said in hindsight: "I already knew they were similar! Even his short legs are hereditary! "
Because of my dad's gentle temperament, he got along well with the teachers in the teacher's office. After finding out that I was his son, the teachers who originally had a bad impression of me changed their opinion of me. This was something I didn't expect.
"Xiao Lin, I just received my salary today. This is the first salary I've received since I became a high school teacher. Do you want me to take you guys somewhere to play this weekend?"
I met my dad and Xiao Qin when we were eating dinner at the campus cafeteria.
"Uncle Ye, you work hard, so you should rest at home this weekend!"
Xiao Qin unexpectedly said something very sensible.
Just as I was about to compliment her, Xiao Qin intimately hugged my arm again. She shook my arm and said to my dad:
"Ye Lin classmate once told me that his biggest regret when he was a child was that he didn't go to the amusement park enough. Uncle Ye, how about you give us some money to go to the amusement park, then we won't bother you, we can go by ourselves."
Who wants to go to the amusement park! Only a child like you would like to go to the amusement park! I'm allergic to amusement parks' roller coasters, Ferris wheels, and the like! I have a fear of heights!
"That's fine too." My dad straightforwardly took out ¥500 from his wallet and gave it to me. "Take Xiao Qin out to play this weekend, but don't bully her!"
Xiao Qin naturally happily said "Thank you, Uncle Ye" a few times and I had no choice but to put away the ¥500.
Dad, you're quite generous! ' I wonder how much of your salary you have to give to Auntie Ren! But Xiao Qin and I aren't big spenders, so ¥250 per person should be enough to play to our heart's content at the amusement park.
Who would have thought that after Ai Mi heard about it, she would boldly rush in front of me and ask me to bring her along when we go to the amusement park.
"Xiao Qin's only your sworn sister. Are you going to take your sworn sister to the amusement park and leave me here? No, I want to go too! If you don't take me, I'll tell Peng TouSi to blow up the amusement park with a rocket launcher! "
Where did this international terrorist come from?! I was thinking that I could spend the ¥500 without worrying about anything, but as soon as your squandering sister came out, I immediately fell into a financial crisis!
Although Ai Mi is stupid and can pay for all the expenses, I still want to maintain some dignity as an older brother. It's best if I pay when I take my sisters out to play.
So I thought for a moment and said: "It's fine if you want to come, but I've decided not to go to the amusement park! How about we go to the newly opened Mei Hua Zoo in Dong Shan city? It's a zoo with an aquarium. Since it's newly opened, there are all kinds of discounted tickets. You can also buy them online — — Ai Mi, didn't you say you wanted to see dolphins and penguins? "
Compared to the amusement parks that charge money for every type of entertainment, a zoo that only charges admission is a lot cheaper. At least I wouldn't have to empty my wallet like Ai Mi did two hundred merry-go-rounds.
"Okay! A zoo is a zoo! Come to the principal's building on Saturday at eight in the morning, I'll tell Peng TouSi to drive us there! "
After she finished speaking in a commanding tone, Ai Mi haughtily turned around and left. Her ponytails swayed behind her. I think I heard her mutter something before she left:
"I won't let you be alone with my brother …"
Then I asked Xiao Qin: "You won't be unhappy if we temporarily change to a zoo and bring Ai Mi along, right?"
Xiao Qin shook her head with a gentle expression, "It's fine, as long as I can be with Ye Lin classmate, it doesn't matter where we go."
When we separated and returned to the girls' dorm, Xiao Qin seemed to be muttering to herself: "Hmph, those who are related by blood are destined to be losers. You'll just be a third wheel tomorrow!"
Eh? It seems like there is a strong sense of competition between my real sister and my adopted sister! I hope tomorrow's trip to the zoo can pass peacefully!
In a flash, it was already Saturday. Nothing particularly important happened in the past two days. Only Winnie beat up Eunuch Cao for me and received Lu Xue's ice cream from me.
"You're going to the zoo with Xiao Qin and Ai Mi on Saturday?" Winnie boldly bit into her ice cream while patting my shoulder, "Although I'm a bit curious about the new zoo, I won't go and cause trouble for you — — you have to treat your adopted sister and your real sister equally, don't favor one and discriminate against the other!"
"That's impossible!" I simply agreed to Winnie and did a bit of homework before Saturday arrived. I familiarized myself with the zoo and the surrounding environment through the internet in case I needed to go.
As a result, I couldn't sleep well on Saturday morning. It was only 5: 30 and Shu Zhe, who was still in his pajamas, kicked off his blanket. It seemed like he had a terrifying nightmare. His eyes were tightly shut, his face had a pained expression, his limbs were writhing, and his pajamas and hair were a mess.
"Bro Ye Lin, bro Ye Lin, no!!"
"Definitely not there! Give me a break! I'll break! Ahhhhhh! "
You bastard! Did you dream that I beat you in your dream! Today is an important day to accompany my two sisters to the zoo, yet you dare to make me unable to rest! I'll really break you later!
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