It was not even six in the morning. I was woken up by Shu Zhe and I knocked him awake to ask him what he was dreaming about.
Shu Zhe was still sleepy after he woke up. His face was flushed with panic and nervousness.
When he saw me standing in front of his bed with only a pair of underwear (I always flow in my underwear when I sleep), he screamed and covered his chest defensively. It seemed like he had the same reaction as a normal woman.
The problem is that you're not a normal woman! You're a trap! Even if you grew breasts from taking estrogen drugs, I would never treat you the same as a woman!
"What are you screaming for?" I asked impatiently, "It's only 5: 30 in the morning, do you know? I still have to go to the zoo with Xiao Qin and Ai Mi today! Are you going to take responsibility if I don't get a good rest and something happens? "
"I'm sorry …" Shu Zhe, who was gradually waking up, picked up the blanket from the ground and covered his body while apologizing.
I didn't let it go: "It's fine if you had a nightmare, but why did you yell my name in the nightmare? Why were you screaming so miserably? Were you raped? "
"Yeah."
Shu Zhe, who was half-sitting on the bed, had a bright red face and lowered his head in shame.
What? He actually admitted it! I never thought a trap like you would actually be raped in your dream, and it was even done by me! I don't have that heavy of a taste!
"Hey, you're not allowed to have such ridiculous dreams in the future!" I scolded Shu Zhe, "Even if you wash your butt clean, I will never burst your chrysanthemum! I'm not interested in men! "
"But …" Shu Zhe hesitated, "I became a woman in my dream …"
"What? Do you already want to change your sex in your subconscious? "
"Who wants to change their sex!" Shu Zhe had a dissatisfied expression on his face, "It's because I want to continue being a man, that's why it's a nightmare!"
Then she hugged the blanket tighter and complained: "It's all brother Ye Lin's fault for hitting me for no reason. You're so violent in my dreams. When I was still sad that I had turned into a woman, you lunged at me like a madman and I couldn't even escape …"
"Nonsense!" I was so angry that my facial features were about to shift, "Normally, when a guy has an erotic dream, it's someone else, but in the end, it's you who's being erotic? Furthermore, he even fantasized about me! Aren't there a lot of people pursuing you? "
I said while counting my fingers, "Fan Chuan, Xiao Ding, Uncle Fireball, Peaked Cap Jun Tang Jiang …"
Shu Zhe snorted in disdain, "It's not like they have as much money as you!"
"Ah? What did you say? "
"No, no …" Shu Zhe was ashamed and quickly corrected himself, "I'm not interested in men. The reason why I had nightmares of being raped by brother Ye Lin after becoming a woman is because I'm too worried about my body not being able to return to normal."
"Bastard! Don't say things like 'I raped you' without any psychological pressure! If this gets out, my reputation will be ruined again! "
Shu Zhe suddenly thought of something and asked: "Brother Ye Lin, if … if I was really a girl, would you still be so rough with me?"
"What?" I frowned, "You're assuming that Shu Sha doesn't have a brother who harms her sister, but a sister who harms her sister?"
Shu Zhe pinched the corner of his pajamas and replied quietly: "Brother Ye Lin, it's fine if you understand it that way."
"Um …" I thought about it for a bit. It's not like I haven't considered this problem before.
If Shu Zhe was really a woman, then I definitely wouldn't be able to pinch and spank her. It's not only because men and women shouldn't have physical contact, but if I did that, the class leader's shotgun would definitely not let me off (Actually, even if Shu Zhe was a man, I would still be in danger).
But if Shu Zhe only changed his gender and nothing else, even if she looks like the class leader, I still wouldn't like her. At most, I would be a bit lenient when I punish her.
After thinking about it for a bit, I laughed at Shu Zhe: "Stop dreaming! Do you think the reason why you get spanked by me is because of your gender? You look like gold on the outside, but you're rotten on the inside, your character is terrible! "
Shu Zhe was unconvinced and retorted: "But Ai Mi always says' because she's cute, she can be forgiven no matter what she does', right?"
"That's because Ai Mi is ten thousand times cuter than you! Also, even if she's willful, she doesn't do many despicable, shameless, and disgusting things like you! If you don't change your ways, you won't be welcomed even if you become a girl! "
"Nonsense! I'm very popular right now! " Shu Zhe said with dissatisfaction, "I have a good relationship with both boys and girls in my class. The cosplay photos I post online are also very popular. A lot of weird uncles have sent me private messages asking me to get a room with them, and they'll pay me ¥6000 a night!"
"That's because they don't know you're a trap!" I roared, "Also, what's the difference between your actions and sex work? You're still shamelessly bragging about it. It's a good thing you're not a girl, otherwise, wouldn't your sister be angered to death? "
Brother, it seems like Shu Zhe's bragging as a boy would make his sister even angrier. If Shu Zhe went to have sex with weird uncles as a man … I don't dare to continue thinking about it.
"That's because brother Ye Lin is ignorant!" Shu Zhe's tone became agitated after being continuously hit by my words, "I once replied to a weird uncle and said 'what if I'm a trap'. In the end, not only did he not mind, he even said he liked traps more and offered me ¥8000 a night!"
"Damn, you sold your chrysanthemum for ¥8000?"
"No!" Shu Zhe yelled at me, "I'm just giving an example! Anyway, my body is very expensive, I can't sell it that cheap! Brother Ye Lin, can you stop looking at me like I'm worthless? "
"Tsk, in my eyes, you're worthless." I turned around in disdain and began to put on my clothes, "Only perverts would like traps like you. If I didn't promise your sister, I wouldn't even care about you."
"Hmph, my sister doesn't know how to capture a man's heart …"
Shu Zhe hid under the covers and began to badmouth his sister. His tone seemed to be mixed with a trace of inexplicable jealousy.
"My sister was very sad when you were in a coma, but now that she's made it through, she's starting to distance herself from you for some strange reason …"
"Strange reason?" I turned around and asked in astonishment as I was halfway through putting on my clothes.
"Yeah, isn't it just because Xiao Qin took care of you for 18 months as your sworn sister? If it wasn't for the fact that my sister doesn't have any status, she could have done the same thing! Now she's wondering if Xiao Qin's feelings for you are purely that of a sibling, so she doesn't want to steal your love … "
I see, no wonder the class leader hasn't been in contact with me recently. If it was only because of the exposed bird incident, then it would be a bit excessive to keep her distance from me.
When I was annoyed by Xiao Qin, I clearly told the class leader that we weren't boyfriend and girlfriend. Then I revealed that we might become sworn siblings, so the class leader has always treated us as unrelated relatives.
But as we spent more time together, the class leader gradually realized that Xiao Qin's feelings for me weren't ordinary. While I was in a coma, Xiao Qin contributed a lot more than the class leader (It can't be helped, the class leader can't let her mother marry my dad!).
Up until now, without any clear guarantees, the class leader felt that Xiao Qin and I were closer, and she was gradually becoming an outsider. But as a Justice Devil, she felt that Xiao Qin contributed more than her, so she completely gave up the initiative.
Why do I remember the virtual class leader's lonely figure disappearing into the blizzard in the reincarnation realm?
I was sighing in my mind when Shu Zhe continued to speak:
"I think my sister's innate conditions are much better than Xiao Qin's! If she took the initiative, brother Ye Lin would have already fallen, why would she drag it out until now? What's even more ridiculous is that because your sibling relationship with Ai Mi was made public, the relationship between you and your capitalist mother seemed to have improved. You might inherit a large inheritance in the future, so my sister is even more unwilling to take the initiative! "
"Why?"
"Hmph, my sister probably thinks you're a hidden rich second generation? Anyway, a lot of girls in Qing Zi High School think that way. Do you think you can correct the bad influence of exposing your bird in class by doing good deeds in school? It's because a lot of people think you might not have money now, but you might become a millionaire in the future! Some money worshipping girls are already planning to take advantage of you! My sister doesn't want to be treated like those other girls, so it's not strange for her to distance herself from you. "
Sigh, Shu Sha is so stupid, how can she be the same as those money worshipping girls in my eyes? Shu Sha has a noble character like a lotus that grows out of the mud, and she also has the unyielding perseverance of a red plum blossom in the snow. Her brother Shu Zhe is exactly the same as those money worshipping girls. If Shu Zhe was really a girl, he would have already started to take advantage of me because of my money!
As if to prove my thoughts, Shu Zhe mumbled: "My sister is so stupid, if I really became a girl like in my dreams, then my sister wouldn't be able to beat me and would be NTRed by me in minutes!"
"Go back to your dreams!" I waved my fist to scare Shu Zhe, "You're a lowly trap who plans to sell your chrysanthemum for 8000 yuan, what qualifications do you have to be compared to your sister? I'm warning you, stop dreaming and saying weird things, otherwise I'll take you to your sister and tear off your shirt for her to take a good look! Also, the nude photos I took of you two years ago are still stored on an internet hard drive! If you piss me off, I'll take them out and make you lose face! "
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