As the saying goes: A tiger is bullied by a dog. The animals in the zoo are often insulted by humans. To put it simply, an uncle in a straw hat pulled out a tiger's whiskers an hour ago. To put it simply, I once saw a naughty kid throw a snowball into a lion's cage during a winter.
Now, I don't know if it was a terrorist attack or something, but a lot of beasts were released from the zoo. Currently, I know there are clouded leopards and pythons. For animals that have been bullied by humans for a long time, it's really satisfying.
Xiao Ding kindly informed me to leave before the official evacuation announcement was made, but I don't think it's a good idea to rashly go out right now.
If we were in the outdoor area for terrestrial animals, then listening to Xiao Ding's suggestion and quickly evacuate would be the best plan. But now that we are in a relatively closed aquarium, it's quite far from the front and back entrance of the zoo, so it's not very convenient to evacuate.
In comparison, staying inside the aquarium might be a better choice — — no matter what the terrorists' goal is, there's no reason for them to release the sharks in the pool to bite people. Sharks haven't evolved to the point where they can leave the water yet.
I told Peng TouSi about the release of the beasts in a low voice. Peng TouSi pondered for a bit and also thought that the best course of action was to stay inside the aquarium and act according to the situation.
"What!? The leopard and the python came out of the cage … "
Even though Peng TouSi and I repeatedly told Ai Mi to keep it a secret in order to prevent the tourists from panicking, Ai Mi still started shouting the moment she heard about the current situation.
I quickly covered Ai Mi's mouth. Now was not the time to announce the release of the beasts. If the tourists panicked and ran around, it wouldn't be worth it if there was a stampede.
"Wu wu …" My sister's soft face and lips were tightly covered by my palm, causing her face to turn red. I only let go when I was sure she understood my intentions from my eyes.
"Pfff — — damn manservant, do you want my life!" Ai Mi immediately took a deep breath after she was free, then she started to complain to me.
"Isn't it just the zoo dealing with the crisis and partially sealing off the terrestrial animal park to minimize the impact? The US government often does this kind of thing, don't think I haven't seen it before! "
"You and Peng TouSi both think it's best to hide in the aquarium and observe the situation? What an unambitious and useless way of doing things … But thinking about it from another perspective, I can continue to look at the animals I like in the aquarium, so it's decided! "
She didn't know if it was because she trusted Peng TouSi, but she didn't feel threatened at all. She continued to look left and right in the aquarium's glass tank corridor.
Xiao Qin was more surprised. "Oh! The snake that Ye Lin classmate is most afraid of has come out! But it doesn't matter! I'll protect Ye Lin classmate even if I have to risk my life! "
"Who told you I'm most afraid of snakes?" I protested, "I was a bit nervous when I saw snakes on Cuisong Mountain, but that was only because I was worried they were poisonous. Although pythons are much bigger, they don't have poisonous fangs, so I'm not afraid of pythons! "
After mentioning the keyword "python" several times, Little Yin's search engine automatically provided a set of experience in dealing with giant pythons in the wild on her contact lenses. It was divided into five steps:
① Don't run, pythons move faster than Usain Bolt in their habitat. Don't get entangled by a python or it will strangle you to death.
② Lie down facing upwards and keep your body close to the ground. No matter how the python tries to get close to you (for example, licking you, rubbing you, or calling itself Bai Suzhen), you have to remain unmoved.
③ When the python has no other choice, it will try to swallow you. At that time, you have to make it as difficult as possible for it to swallow you. Put your hands behind your head with your elbows facing outwards. If the python can't swallow you from your head, then it will naturally swallow you from your legs.
When the python swallows your waist, please use all your strength to quickly bend your knees, and at the same time sit up quickly, bend forward, and try to put your head against your knees in a way similar to sit-ups. In this way, the python's most vulnerable neck will be broken by you, and when the neck is broken, it will naturally die.
⑤ Crawl out of the dead python's mouth, then you can carry the dead snake around and show it off.
Oh my god! That's a bit scary! I've seen a CCTV program before. It seems like a primitive tribe in Africa used this method to hunt pythons! But even professionals can't guarantee a 100% success rate. On average, an unlucky buddy dies every three to five years!
Although the Mei Hua Zoo's python wasn't small, I don't think it's big enough to easily eat people. Also, the zoo staff including Xiao Ding are currently on the move, so no matter what, they shouldn't have to use the strange snake killing method that Xiao Yin provided.
I told Xiao Ding that we decided to stay in the aquarium for now. I also asked how the zoo is handling the wild beasts that came out of the cage.
"That … it's better if you guys stay in the aquarium. We've already caught the Clouded Leopard outside. It saw a female tourist wearing leopard-print tights, so it followed her and walked into our trap …"
Wow, it's actually a perverted clouded leopard! If the python also fell in love with a tourist's snakeskin purse, then it would be a happy ending!
"Wait, the situation has changed! Ye Lin, you guys must be careful! " Xiao Ding didn't know what was going on in the control room, but he suddenly shouted at me. After a series of clattering noises, the phone was forcefully hung up. When I tried to call again, it showed that no one was picking up the call.
What's going on? Could it be that the animals are smart enough to fight an information war and ambush the main control room first?
I furrowed my eyebrows after interrupting the conversation.
As a doctor at the Love Pet Hospital, it would be too tragic if Xiao Ding was killed by an animal!
Or, the ones who ambushed the main control room were terrorists who released the wild beasts? Although I know international terrorism is on the rise, releasing wild beasts in the zoo to kill people is a bit too unconventional. I can't think of any terrorist organization that would be responsible for this.
While I was thinking, the three or four tourists between me and the entrance of the aquarium suddenly screamed. A female tourist even sat on the floor with weak legs.
"Lion! A lion! "
I looked in the direction of the voice. As expected, there was an adult lion with yellowish-brown fur. It had bypassed the entrance of the aquarium that was as complicated as a labyrinth. It was standing seven or eight meters away from us, curiously looking at the glass tanks on both sides. It seemed to be very interested in the Batfish swimming around inside.
"Haha, a lion is really a big cat! Look at how it wants to eat fish … "
Xiao Qin said with a smile regardless of the situation.
Hey! You're too calm! Although Peng TouSi's strength is off the charts and you're also an expert, the opponent is still a lion! I heard my dad say at the dinner table that a dozen workers were eaten by lions in Kenya's Tsavo National Park!
The tourists in front of us supported each other and retreated in panic. The lion didn't pay much attention to them at first (after all, it was used to the zoo and wasn't unfamiliar with humans), then it gradually shifted its attention to the front.
The first to bear the brunt were Peng TouSi and me, who stood up to protect my sisters.
Maybe it was because the fish couldn't jump into the air to bite people, but there were no guards with tranquilizers in the aquarium. There was only a female guide and a female penguin trainer in the back. Their expressions were as panicked as the other tourists.
Xiao Yin's search engine immediately determined the situation I was facing and a notification popped up:
"You must not turn around and run! Running will only provoke the lion's instinct to chase its prey! You must remain calm! "
This line of notification flashed across my contact lens and gave me the illusion of watching a video on a pop-up animation website.
Peng TouSi, who didn't know I already received a notification from the causal calculation program, slowly said:
"Lin, maintain this position and don't move. There's a saying when dealing with wild animals, 'If you run, it will chase, if you escape, it will bite.' Let's not retreat. This lion is raised in the zoo, so it shouldn't be very wild. As long as we don't show any signs of fear, it won't move forward. "
"Hmph, it's just a stupid lion, how dare it disturb my enjoyment of the marine world!"
Ai Mi was not afraid at all as she tried to squeeze through the gap between me and Peng TouSi. I didn't give her a chance and made her unhappy.
I'm not sure if it was because Ai Mi's swaying golden ponytails reminded the lion of a certain prey on the African savanna, but after Ai Mi flashed past, the lion bared its fangs and let out a low growl. It looked like it was about to pounce.
"Don't cause trouble for Ye Lin classmate!" Xiao Qin criticized Ai Mi, "The lion only came to eat fish, but now that it sees you, it wants to eat a zebra!"
"Nonsense! A zebra's tail isn't golden! "
Ai Mi and Xiao Qin were still able to quarrel in front of a ferocious beast, which made the surrounding tourists shocked — — some of them already called the police and even confessed to their colleagues who had a crush on them.
"110? The lion from the zoo escaped! It's not a fake police report! Hurry up and save them! Otherwise someone will be eaten by the lion! "
"Xiao Fang, I'm A 'yi, I've liked you for a long time. If I survive today, can you be my girlfriend?"
"Lin, take off your shirt."
Peng TouSi suddenly said to me.
Damn! What is this damn homo trying to do! The lion is only 10 meters away from us, yet you want me to take off my clothes! Don't tell me you were inspired by the guy who confessed to his colleague!
Seeing my strange expression, Peng TouSi patiently explained: "Take off your shirt and prop it up on top of your head. That way, you can make yourself appear larger in the lion's eyes — — a lion's mane also has the same effect — — if it's facing two large opponents, it might retreat."
I came to a sudden realization. I took off my shirt as smoothly as possible and prepared to unfold it over my head.
A tourist who didn't know the truth said in bewilderment: "What? You're not dying fast enough, are you taking off your clothes so the lion can bite you more easily? "
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