Overnight, I became a legend on par with "Jingwu Taiji Fist Yan Fang". I had a bunch of nicknames, such as "Conqueror of the Rising Star", "Grandmaster Ye", "Trickster Ye Lin", etc. Fang Zhouzi was the first to call me out for faking it. He said that my performance after I knocked down the lion was a complete scam and it made me feel guilty.
Although I didn't intentionally fake it, the lion was still knocked down by the tranquilizer gun of the zoo staff. Not to mention, I used my smart contact lenses to guess the reporters' names, and I also used Yin Yang Sanshou.
What else can I do? It's all to fulfill gramps Ren's last wish, that's why I'm using this opportunity to spread the name of Yin Yang Sanshou!
Although my baseless boasting caused many rational people to denounce me, there were also a lot of ignorant people who emailed me asking where to learn Yin Yang Sanshou. Some even directly asked me for my bank account number because they couldn't wait to pay their tuition fees.
I didn't know whether to laugh or cry when faced with this situation. I discovered a new situation after Ai Mi returned to the principal's building and opened her backpack.
"Damn, what is this! Ai Mi, why is there a raccoon in your backpack! Did you secretly put it in while the zoo was in chaos! Even if you took the iPad out of your bag, you can't use it to store crispy noodle snacks! "
The 40 centimeter long raccoon was extremely fat and it was innocently eating an apple that Xiao Qin handed over.
"Xiao Qin, you're pretty calm! You probably already knew Ai Mi was secretly swapping the raccoon! You two might even have stolen it together! When exactly did it happen? Was it when I was being interviewed by the reporters? "
Xiao Qin explained to me with a shy expression of "I'm not that good": "I couldn't help it, it was also to build a good relationship with Ye Lin classmate's sister! This raccoon was chubby and cute. When we found it, it was already stuck on the fence of the zoo … "
"You don't have to bring it home! You just have to notify the zoo staff! "
"No!" Ai Mi said stubbornly, "The raccoon definitely likes me since it ran so close to me! Obama is too stupid and Mi Ba is too wild, I've decided to raise this raccoon as my new pet! I'll name it Michael! "
Was this Michael referring to Michael Jackson? Can you not name your pet after a famous person? Moreover, the animals in the zoo must have names! It didn't matter if Mi Ba wandered around the campus every day, but Obama was very jealous. What if it killed a raccoon when no one was paying attention?
"I don't care! Anyway, even if I can't keep it as a permanent pet, I will play with it for a few days before sending it back to the zoo! "
Xiao Qin and Ai Mi clearly had the same idea on this matter. She heard that raccoons liked to wash things, so she purposely brought the pears and pomegranates that had a bit of dust on them. Sure enough, Crispy Noodle Noodles stood up and began to wash in front of the basin of water that was prepared for him.
"So fun!" Amy clapped her hands and laughed, "Raccoons are the model of hygiene!"
After experimenting with the food, Xiao Qin found a piece of glasses cloth on the table (maybe a bodyguard left it here after wiping his sunglasses) and handed it to the raccoon.
I'm not sure if it was habit or because the raccoon had done similar things in the zoo before, but it clearly knew that the glasses cloth was not food, but it started to rub it with its paws. It must wash the glasses cloth clean!
"Hahahaha!" Xiao Qin laughed until her stomach hurt, "So cute, so cute! There's actually an animal that knows how to wash clothes! Does that mean I don't have to buy a washing machine if I have five or six raccoons at home? "
Keep dreaming! A domestic raccoon's market price in China is 15000 to 18000! It's much more expensive than a washing machine! Raising six is equivalent to eighty thousand dollars! Using an eighty thousand dollar pet to wash clothes, and it's also inefficient, do you think you're a nouveau riche!
No, it seems Ai Mi was the one who said she wanted to raise a raccoon as a pet, Ai Mi really is a nouveau riche …
After Peng TouSi and I spent a lot of time persuading her, Ai Mi promised to inform the staff to pick up the raccoon by tomorrow at the latest, but that did not prevent her from using the raccoon as a prop to prank the class leader.
"Hey, Katyusha? Did you hear from the news that we went to the zoo? Actually, not only did the manservant catch a lion at the zoo, I also brought a raccoon back to play with in my backpack! "
"What? You want me to send it back immediately? Why do you sound like a dead manservant! I'll send it back tomorrow! But the raccoon is so cute, don't you want to come to the principal's building and hug it for yourself? The raccoon will wash the fruit you give it before eating it! It also knows how to wash clothes! "
"Hehe, you must be tempted! But you haven't tried to catch a raccoon like Maid Qin, so I can't let you play with the raccoon for free! If you want to play with the raccoon, then put on the maid outfit I made for you, call me Master Ai Mi, and serve me like a servant, then I'll allow you to play with the raccoon! "
"Oh right, I'll take a photo of you washing clothes with the raccoon! Maid Qin has a lot of fun playing with the raccoon! The raccoon will be sent back to the zoo tomorrow, so if you don't come tonight, you won't have another chance! "
I didn't hear what the class leader said on the other side of the phone, but from Ai Mi's proud expression, Ai Mi won in the end.
It seems the class leader is going to compromise for the sake of the raccoon and come to Ai Mi's place to act as the head maid. But the class leader asked me not to be present and to go to the boys' dorm.
Tsk, isn't it just because you're embarrassed to let me see you wearing a maid outfit? Actually, I already saw it through the crack of the door two years ago!
It just so happened that my dad and Auntie Ren told me and Xiao Qin to go home for dinner and to calm down after seeing the lion at the zoo. Thus, I simply went to my home in the Red Building North Street neighborhood, and Xiao Qin naturally went with me.
When Peng TouSi drove us home, I called Xiao Ding and told him that the raccoon was in our hands, but I was too embarrassed to say that it was stolen by my real sister and my sworn sister. I only said that there was an apple in Ai Mi's backpack and the raccoon crawled into it.
"Anyway, tell the raccoon keeper not to worry, Ai Mi has a world-renowned nutritionist choosing food for the raccoon, it won't die, and it will be sent back tomorrow."
Xiao Ding came to a sudden realization, "So the raccoon ran to your place! Since the surveillance system was destroyed by the Animal Rescue Association, we didn't have any surveillance footage, so we were worried we wouldn't be able to find the raccoon! "
From Xiao Ding's description, it turns out there's a precedent of raccoons being carried away by tourists. There's a "Raccoon Family" attraction in Yunnan where you can have close contact with raccoons, and there was an incident where a raccoon was carried away by tourists. Although Mei Hua Zoo has never been carried away by a raccoon before, they have been carried away by a penguin, and the culprit was an elementary school brat.
As expected, brats are the root of all evil! I already took down Rising Star with an iPad, at least let Tencent off!
After we finished talking about the raccoon, Xiao Ding told me about the strange aspects of the zoo terrorist attack.
"Ye Lin, did you know, because I was an eyewitness, I was called in for questioning by the police. I heard at the police station that there were a total of five members of the Animal Rescue Association, but only their branch leader and his girlfriend were staunch fanatics. The other three didn't have the determination to do such a big thing, but the branch leader got a hypnotic spray from who knows where and made the three of them follow him to the zoo like zombies. The police's preliminary test results indicated that it might be a new type of drug …"
I was shocked after I heard that. Why does the drug Xiao Ding was talking about seem like the spray Ai ShuQiao extracted from the Blue Flash Butterfly's poison and Huo Jiangdong stole it from a secret laboratory! I remember internally they called it the BW-P75 prototype! Why did it get onto the market?
Because I cared about it too much, I asked Xiao Ding to help me ask around when he goes in and out of the police station as a witness. Although Xiao Ding didn't know why I was so interested, he still straightforwardly agreed.
After I got home, my dad worriedly asked if I was injured during the confrontation with the lion. Auntie Ren criticized me for promoting her family's Yin Yang Sanshou as a supernatural ability. I knew I went too far, so I could only stick out my tongue and act cute.
"Sigh, you're on your own." Auntie Ren sighed, "You're the 32nd generation inheritor of Yin Yang Sanshou anyways. My dad's irresponsible dying wish was also for you to hear …"
The next day at nine in the morning, I sat in front of the computer in my bedroom after eating breakfast. I wanted to see what my reputation as a 'lion fighting hero' had become.
Just as I expected, I was fiercely condemned by the martial arts community in China because I bragged about Yin Yang Sanshou. My email was filled with similar emails, so I won't give any examples here.
However, there was one anonymous email that caught my attention. It wasn't about belittling Yin Yang Sanshou or boasting about their sect's martial arts. It also didn't want me to challenge it, but it mentioned something normal people wouldn't know:
"Hmph, I can't believe you became sworn siblings with the Little Tyrant! I can't believe a skinny and weak person like you became a muscular man and even bragged about being a grandmaster … But even brother Optimus Prime was stolen, what right do you have to call yourself a martial artist? "
Eh? Based on this tone, could it be a friend from back in the day?
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